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Gan
04-23-2008, 06:03 PM
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080423?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true
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Just.... wow.

<insert Bethany/Backlash jokes here>
:lol:

Tolwynn
04-23-2008, 06:08 PM
There's probably room for some penis snatching sorcerer jokes, too, heh.

Gan
04-23-2008, 06:14 PM
>708 penis

Celephais
04-23-2008, 06:22 PM
http://www.mcpeepants.com/pics/dickman1.gif
"Somebodies gonna get their dick ripped off"

BigWorm
04-23-2008, 06:58 PM
^^^^^

Wow, that's disturbing, which is saying a lot since for some reason I checked out 4chan's /b/ today and none of that stuff really got me.

Stanley Burrell
04-23-2008, 08:35 PM
http://www.mcpeepants.com/pics/dickman1.gif
"Somebodies gonna get their dick ripped off"

Somebody named Celephais won the Internet recently.

Methais
04-23-2008, 11:03 PM
There's probably room for some penis snatching sorcerer jokes, too, heh.

I bet Desorceri was in on it.

Back
04-24-2008, 12:21 AM
Just goes to show to what lengths some scorned women will go to to emasculate their former lovers.

But in all seriousness... are people really this stupid?

Tisket
04-24-2008, 12:24 AM
Well, this is good news for those who are already underendowed. Just claim you were zapped by a sorc.