Uhm I had one of those nights again.

[Sean of the Thread]

Went out played some poker and blacked out.

I woke up this morning next to an actually very pretty girl. Evidently I didn't get any according to her.

Last thing I remember was having a couple Caucasians playing (trying to play) her nintendo wii. Woke up an was like WTF AM A I. Did a quick scan for a wheelchair and all was good. Then I noticed the awesome red head in boyshort panties next to me and about shit myself.


I walk back to my car at the pub and find a note " don't bother coming home" on the dash. OUCH.

I didn't have my house key and rang the doorbell untill it literally broke before she let me in (drives the dogs nuts)l


1) I placed 3rd in the poker tourney
2) Didn't pay a dime
3) Woke up with a ginger who was feeding white russians (Caucasians) to me all night to the point I couldn't stand (or fuck apparently... she said I passed out...I don't even know her name.
4) wife believes my story about sleeping in a stairwell trying to walk home since I made it home at 10 am this morning.
5) DON'T FUCKING DRINK HAD LIQUOR ON 100 MG OF LIBRIUM and this s hit won't happen to you... unless you want it to that is and be a loser rock star like me.

[Miss Ismurii]

wtf...

[Khariz]

You fucking racist.

(Yo Sweets, him using the word Caucasisn is just as racist as me using the word Colored instead of Black or African American. Go fuck yourself).

[Miss Ismurii]

So you're cheating? That's pretty lame =[

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Awe, you made Ismurii a sad panda. SUPER SANDWICH TO THE RESCUE!

>pose
You strike a heroic pose.

[ViridianAsp]

So you're cheating? That's pretty lame =[

Lame doesn't begin to describe it. Sorry, but I feel sorry for your wife.

[Apathy]

He didn't cheat. Learn how to read.

[diethx]

Lame doesn't begin to describe it. Sorry, but I feel sorry for your wife.

No kidding. And you want her to marry you again? What a douche move, Sean2 :/

[Miss Ismurii]

Awe, you made Ismurii a sad panda. SUPER SANDWICH TO THE RESCUE!

>pose
You strike a heroic pose.

Just what I needed. <3

[diethx]

He didn't cheat. Learn how to read.

He went home with her and was going to, except he passed out instead. Shit, i'd be just as mad if my husband did that. It's all about intent.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

He put himself in a fucked up situation, that allowed for the circumstances to suggest he cheated. The fact that he isn't even sure if he did or not is bad enough, and certainly nothing his wife would appreciate to hear. Claiming he didn't cheat when the person who posted isn't even sure is a bit ridiculous, Apathy.

Lesson learned, I hope, for everyone involved.

[Khariz]

What you don't know can't hurt you.

Ignorance is bliss.

[diethx]

Ignorance is bliss.

No, ignorance is ignorance.

[Miss Ismurii]

He went home with her and was going to, except he passed out instead. Shit, i'd be just as mad if my husband did that. It's all about intent.

I agree it is all about intent. Even if he didn't sleep with another girl it seems he intended to.

[Miss Ismurii]

What you don't know can't hurt you.

Ignorance is bliss.

Fuck you.

[Khariz]

Fuck you.

Yes, please.

[Miss Ismurii]

Yes, please.

OMGZ.

[Khariz]

I'm just dicking around.

Speaking of dicks...if my wife read this thread, she would cut mine off.

[Miss Ismurii]

I'm just dicking around.

Speaking of dicks...if my wife read this thread, she would cut mine off.

You probably deserve it.

[ViridianAsp]

He didn't cheat. Learn how to read.


No he didn't because he was too drunk to fuck and woke up next to another woman. Why don't you learn how?

If it was your husband or wife who did this, you'd think they were fucking assholes too.

[Miss Ismurii]

No he didn't because he was too drunk to fuck and woke up next to another woman. Why don't you learn how?

If it was your husband or wife who did this, you'd think they were fucking assholes too.

I couldn't have said it better myself! 11 thumbs up for you.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Apathy A) doesn't have a spouse, or B) Is yet another shining example of the douchebags I strive to make up for, as a "nice guy".

In either case, HAHA NOOB.

[Asha]

That sounds like a pretty good night to me, man.
Good times :)

BTW a mistake while intoxicated is a mistake you cannot be blamed for.

[Miss Ismurii]

Apathy A) doesn't have a spouse, or B) Is yet another shining example of the douchebags I strive to make up for, as a "nice guy".

In either case, HAHA NOOB.


Just a douchebag.

kthanx.

[Hulkein]

Player haters.

[ViridianAsp]

That sounds like a pretty good night to me, man.
Good times :)

BTW a mistake while intoxicated is a mistake you cannot be blamed for.


Right because someone strapped you down and force fed you drinks? Yeah, sorry don't think so.


You get that fucked up on your own, no one forces you to, there for.

You get drunk + Your fucking stupid mistakes =You are to blame.

[Asha]

rofl!

[SayGoodbye]

This is all moot.

Didn't the wheelchair bj count as cheating?

[Sylvan Dreams]

Does your wife really believe you or is she only saying she does while she discreetly searches for a divorce lawyer?

[ViridianAsp]

Depends on if he was in a relationship at the time, if he was married, then yes.

[ViridianAsp]

rofl!


Fucker, you just did that because you know I'm straight edge. :yes:

[Stunseed]

Whiskey dick is hilarious.

[Asha]

Fucker, you just did that because you know I'm straight edge. :yes:

lol I even used italics but you jumped right in :heart:

[Ignot]

That sucks man. You fed her some BS about sleeping in a stairwell and it probably would have been better if you just came clean so you two can work past it.

Either way I hope you two can work it out. One stupid drunk filled drugged up night isnt worth it.

On the bright side, 3rd place aint bad.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Fucker, you just did that because you know I'm straight edge. :yes:

I don't drink, smoke, OR cut myself. Not needing to be straight edge to live like you HAVE A BRAIN = WIN.

Feh @ idiots putting titles on basic, good behavior.

[Alfster]

The bitches on here sure don't like fire crotches.

[ViridianAsp]

I don't drink, smoke, OR cut myself. Not needing to be straight edge to live like you HAVE A BRAIN = WIN.

Feh @ idiots putting titles on basic, good behavior.


So you do not drink, smoke or do drugs? I want them abolished completely. Welcome to the line, going to cross over? Not to mention no promiscuity, and some people go as far as becoming vegan, it's about purity.

I've been straightedge awhile, a culture built around it, I've been in it a really long time. So pardon me for continuing it it to set an example for my son and other people.


Feh @ you and your fucktard misunderstanding.

[Stretch]

You better hope you don't get WEZAS'd.

[TheEschaton]

LOL at abolishing al things bad for you, I guess Gemstone is next.

[Hulkein]

So you do not drink, smoke or do drugs? I want them abolished completely. Welcome to the line, going to cross over? Not to mention no promiscuity, and some people go as far as becoming vegan, it's about purity.

I've been straightedge awhile, a culture built around it, I've been in it a really long time. So pardon me for continuing it it to set an example for my son and other people.


Feh @ you and your fucktard misunderstanding.

You're a loser.

[Celephais]

You better hope you don't get WEZAS'd.
Have you paid attention to any of the things he's said about his (ex?)wife? He's not exactly worried about her finding these boards. I do appreciate the ginger/wezas correlation though.

As for the "it's all about intent" .. would that mean if he intended to not sleep with someone and did it'd be okay? I think what you gals are going for is more along the lines of don't put yourself in the circumstance.

Anyway, another funny story much appreciated. I can hardly begin to comprehend your life sean, but you seem to be enjoying it so...

[Stanley Burrell]

See that signature displayed by the poster above me?

This is why life will be aiiiite. Shit never hits the fan when you sport a C & H signature on vBulletin. Lechayim, lechayim, to life!!

Also, you got PUNKD! dashboard-style, son. No wheelchairs or medical supplies involved? :(

[Sean of the Thread]

You better hope you don't get WEZAS'd.

She's too dumb to use the internet trust me.


Basically I had no intent on anything. From what I gathered today from friends present I was apparently too fucked up to walk (librium/alcohol) and she took me to her house rather than mine.

So to me it sounds like SHE had intent.


I'm not married and I don't cheat for the record. Tho at 31 years old and getting taking by a ginger in boyshorts makes me feel a little better about my life.

P.s. Stay off the alcohol when on librium...talk about fucked up situations.


* I'm apparently decent looking enough for wheelchair chicks and gingers and the occasional "get hit on situation" You girls know you want me :) not counting drayal.


230lbs of love machine come and get it. Drew shut up.

[Celephais]

Yeah... <3 gingers. If you wake up in that situation again... cameraphone, make wezas proud, you could revive this thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=11705

[Sean of the Thread]

Caucasian = White Russians for the non informed. (Alcoholic beverage)

[Asha]

:lol: get fucked. You're not my type.

[Bobmuhthol]

This thread delivers. STFU Miss Ismurii, ViridianAsp, and some others on a smaller scale.

[Apathy]

Basically I had no intent on anything. From what I gathered today from friends present I was apparently too fucked up to walk (librium/alcohol) and she took me to her house rather than mine.




I agree it is all about intent. Even if he didn't sleep with another girl it seems he intended to.

Again, learn how to read you morons.

[diethx]

Again, learn how to read you morons.

Um, that post by Sean2 was posted after our discussion on intent. He didn't say before our discussion that it was actually the other way around, and SHE was the one who tried to take advantage of him in a stupor. So were we supposed to learn to read his post before he posted it?

Fucking genius, I swear.

Edit: P.S. - That doesn't mean you weren't a stupid tit to put yourself in that situation, since you obviously know you do dumb shit when drunk, heh.

[ViridianAsp]

You're a loser.


Awesome, I'm proud to be one.

[Tisket]

it probably would have been better if you just came clean so you two can work past it.

For real. You could have had hot makeup sex.

[Methais]

He went home with her and was going to, except he passed out instead. Shit, i'd be just as mad if my husband did that. It's all about intent.

Remember kids, if you blacked out and don't remember it, you weren't really there. :tumble:


Claiming he didn't cheat when the person who posted isn't even sure is a bit ridiculous, Apathy.

Here's how he could tell if he cheated in 3 easy steps:

1. Wave your hand by your cock in an upward motion, to create a small draft towards your face.
2. Inhale through your nose.
3. If you smell the local fisherman's wharf (or a pile of shit, depending on how dirty she is), you nailed her. If you smell rancid ball sweat, you didn't.

ON TOPIC: I love how the women in this thread are in such an uproar over this, at least so far. Not cause I condone cheating, it's just entertaining. But I'm still on page 2 :(


So you do not drink, smoke or do drugs? I want them abolished completely.

Drugs are great. Drop some acid and see for yourself.


You're a loser.


Awesome, I'm proud to be one.

Only users lose drugs.

BTW anyone know where I can score some librium?

[Parkbandit]

I agree it is all about intent. Even if he didn't sleep with another girl it seems he intended to.

I think it's hilarious how you have nothing better to do but pass judgement on people on the internet.

[Skeeter]

Irony :lol:

[diethx]

Here's how he could tell if he cheated in 3 easy steps:

1. Wave your hand by your cock in an upward motion, to create a small draft towards your face.
2. Inhale through your nose.
3. If you smell the local fisherman's wharf (or a pile of shit, depending on how dirty she is), you nailed her. If you smell rancid ball sweat, you didn't.

You are so vile, it's awesome.

[Back]

5) DON'T FUCKING DRINK HARD LIQUOR ON 100 MG OF LIBRIUM and this shit won't happen to you... unless you want it to that is and be a loser rock star like me.

Brought to you by the letter “R” as in Rockstar.

You’re getting rusty, dude. Better luck next time.

(I cleaned up the original post for no good reason)

[Keller]

I think it's hilarious how you have nothing better to do but pass judgement on people on the internet.


Careful there, do your toenails tickle the back of your throat?

[Keller]

Irony :lol:

QFT

[Ben 2.0]

Caucasian = White Russians for the non informed. (Alcoholic beverage)



a.k.a girl drink.

also see "smirnoff ice, zima"

[Back]

BTW anyone know where I can score some librium?

Really?

Do you really want to wake up to a hot red head in hot pants telling you nothing happened because you passed out?

Really?

Do you really want to walk the walk of shame back to your car the next morning without having even brushed your teeth to find that your significant other put a note on your car?

Really?

[diethx]

Careful there, do your toenails tickle the back of your throat?

It's cause she made a similar comment in another thread earlier tonight.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=717505#post717505

She's basically doing in this thread what they were doing in the other one, and she had to comment on it there.

[Keller]

Really?

Do you really want to wake up to a hot red head in hot pants telling you nothing happened because you passed out?

Really?

Do you really want to walk the walk of shame back to your car the next morning without having even brushed your teeth to find that your significant other put a note on your car?

Really?

At least the red-head didn't tell his friends about his vienna sausage.

[Back]

At least the red-head didn't tell his friends about his vienna sausage.

Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

[Keller]

Hell hath no fury than a woman scored.

Truth.

[Keller]

It's cause she made a similar comment in another thread earlier tonight.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=717505#post717505

She's basically doing in this thread what they were doing in the other one, and she had to comment on it there.

I see. That's what I get for not reading anything but the non-GS related forums.

[Nieninque]

You better hope you don't get WEZAS'd.

Hahaha that was the first thing I thought as well.

[Nieninque]

ON TOPIC: I love how the women in this thread are in such an uproar over this

.


Really?

Do you really want to wake up to a hot red head in hot pants telling you nothing happened because you passed out?

Really?

Do you really want to walk the walk of shame back to your car the next morning without having even brushed your teeth to find that your significant other put a note on your car?

Really?

[Keller]

Hmmmm, he doesn't play sports. I think Nien might be on to something.

[Nieninque]

Hmmmm, he doesn't play sports. I think Nien might be on to something.

Don't forget that his typing and grammar are generally quite good.

[Ben 2.0]

At least the red-head didn't tell his friends about his vienna sausage.

I wanna see pics of this slice of firecrotch heaven.

[longshot]

You fucking racist.

(Yo Sweets, him using the word Caucasisn is just as racist as me using the word Colored instead of Black or African American. Go fuck yourself).

You should die and start over at life.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Daniel]

Irony :lol:

lol

[Sweets]

You fucking racist.

(Yo Sweets, him using the word Caucasisn is just as racist as me using the word Colored instead of Black or African American. Go fuck yourself).


Still don't get it but oh well. It wasn't a word, it was why you said it. You statement in a nut shell was - I'm having a bitch of a time at the drive through and the woman was waiting on me was obviously black. If you still can't tell the difference just leave it alone. I love you too.

Oh and on topic WTF?

[Daniel]

Nelson Mandela is racist guys.

[Khariz]

Still don't get it but oh well. It wasn't a word, it was why you said it. You statement in a nut shell was - I'm having a bitch of a time at the drive through and the woman was waiting on me was obviously black. If you still can't tell the difference just leave it alone. I love you too.

Oh and on topic WTF?

Haha. I honestly completely know the difference, I just wanted to see if you would reply :)

[Sweets]

Haha. I honestly completely know the difference, I just wanted to see if you would reply :)

How'd I do? Did I pass anything?

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol you women are BRUTAL over nothing. I mean I'd be balls to the walls pissed if my old lady pulled this shit...BUT I R MAN.

btw I did sniff my fingers on the way home to double check for those who are interested.


I think I may have to ask Kranar to delete this thread before my wife does learn internetz other than frostbolt on wow.



*edit I saw blacklash's quote... no I don't mind the walk of shame to the car in the morning...finding it was a bitch since I had no idea where I was. Thank you USMC for teaching me how to find my bearing.
*editx2 thank goodness it was less than a mile away even tho I walked to the main thoroughfare to gain my bearing first and had to walk back. I've woken up in other cities before and there was no piss in my car so this is all good. Not much worse can happen to me at this point.


OHHHHHHHH FORGOT TO MENTION.

Whilst using the restroom I had one of those of "whoops my PP hit the fly part" and pissed all over myself. So evidently I did the pissing this time. Hope I got some on her seat. I promptly took off my shorts and left them by her bedroom door.

[TheEschaton]

1) Sean isn't married, he's just one of those guys who calls his ex his "wife" cause he wants to get back with her.

2) He didn't have intent to sleep with the ginger, he just mixed alcohol and librium.

3) Good job, man. I woulda claimed I nailed her anyways.

-TheE-

[AnticorRifling]

What happened to Wezas?

[Skeeter]

What happened to Wezas?

Exactly

[Arkans]

Nelson Mandela is racist guys.


Duh, he wouldn't let people run a country just because they were white.

Bigot.

- Arkans

[TheEschaton]

Wezas talked about how he got head from Beth on these forums, the wifey found out, and we haven't seen him since.

[CrystalTears]

More like Wezas was having a good time online, the wifey didn't like it, she logged into the PC as him to find out everything he's been saying... and well... the rest is history.

[Back]

Wezas talked about how he got head from Beth on these forums, the wifey found out, and we haven't seen him since.

I liked Wezas. Hopefully he did. Unfortunate for him if that really ruined his marriage. The guy had kids for christ sake.

[Arkans]

The very idea of Betheny giving head makes my gag reflex go off. Talk about desperation.

- Arkans

[AnticorRifling]

The very idea of Betheny giving head makes my gag reflex go off. Talk about desperation.

- Arkans

Arkans don't lie, you don't have a gag reflex.

[AnticorRifling]

More like Wezas was having a good time online, the wifey didn't like it, she logged into the PC as him to find out everything he's been saying... and well... the rest is history.

I've gotta find this thread, sounds like something good to read while I let this test scripts run through the paces on this new software package.

[Miss Ismurii]

I think it's hilarious how you have nothing better to do but pass judgement on people on the internet.

I think it's hilarious how you keep going on with that.

[Clove]

I agree it is all about intent. Even if he didn't sleep with another girl it seems he intended to.So if you piss me off to the point that I intend to murder you, but end up not- is it murder?

[CrystalTears]

I've gotta find this thread, sounds like something good to read while I let this test scripts run through the paces on this new software package.
You won't find any, really. Any discussions of Wezas at the time that it happened were closed and/or deleted.

[Clove]

1) Sean isn't married, he's just one of those guys who calls his ex his "wife" cause he wants to get back with her.

2) He didn't have intent to sleep with the ginger, he just mixed alcohol and librium.

3) Good job, man. I woulda claimed I nailed her anyways.

-TheE-
4) If you can't remember it, it didn't really happen.

[DCSL]

Few or no threads detail this, unfortunately, in more than the vague terms already given in this thread. HarmNone went Gestapo when it happened and censored any mention of even Wezas's name for a while.

[AnticorRifling]

Damnit

[Miss Ismurii]

So if you piss me off to the point that I intend to murder you, but end up not- is it murder?


No, idiot. But it would cause conflict I'm sure.

[Arkans]

Arkans don't lie, you don't have a gag reflex.


It took a lot of effort, but it's gone now.

So, don't say I've never done anything for you and I'm assuming that $10 debt is gone. Last time I borrow money from you again.

_ Arkans

[Clove]

No, idiot. But it would cause conflict I'm sure.Well I was using a hypothetical. I'm sure if you were actually my wife, I'd drown you. Conflict resolved.

[CrystalTears]

No, idiot. But it would cause conflict I'm sure.
It's interesting how you were very offended at how people responded to you when you first arrived, and now you've taken the liberty of insulting everyone that responds to you.

That said, you would have to know Sean2 and his relationship with his wife a bit to understand how it's really a non-issue.

[Miss Ismurii]

Well I using a hypothetical. I'm sure if you were actually my wife, I'd drown you. Conflict resolved.

It's a good thing we aren't married then.


It's interesting how you were very offended at how people responded to you when you first arrived, and now you've taken the liberty of insulting everyone that responds to you.

That said, you would have to know Sean2 and his relationship with his wife a bit to understand how it's really a non-issue.

Yeah well I learned how you guys are and I learned how to take it. And yeah I would have to know their relationship but he posted here and we gave him feedback.:shrug:

[Methais]

Lol you women are BRUTAL over nothing. I mean I'd be balls to the walls pissed if my old lady pulled this shit...BUT I R MAN.

btw I did sniff my fingers on the way home to double check for those who are interested.


I think I may have to ask Kranar to delete this thread before my wife does learn internetz other than frostbolt on wow.



*edit I saw blacklash's quote... no I don't mind the walk of shame to the car in the morning...finding it was a bitch since I had no idea where I was. Thank you USMC for teaching me how to find my bearing.
*editx2 thank goodness it was less than a mile away even tho I walked to the main thoroughfare to gain my bearing first and had to walk back. I've woken up in other cities before and there was no piss in my car so this is all good. Not much worse can happen to me at this point.


OHHHHHHHH FORGOT TO MENTION.

Whilst using the restroom I had one of those of "whoops my PP hit the fly part" and pissed all over myself. So evidently I did the pissing this time. Hope I got some on her seat. I promptly took off my shorts and left them by her bedroom door.

Have you ever considered writing exaggerated non-fiction (which I guess would really be fiction), a'la Tucker Max?


HarmNone going gestapo

The PC at its lowest point :(

And who the fuck is Miss Ismurii anyway?

[CrystalTears]

Yeah well I learned how you guys are and I learned how to take it. And yeah I would have to know their relationship but he posted here and we gave him feedback.:shrug:
Seeing as how I can't recall ever insulting you, I'd lay off the generalizations if I were you. It's your funeral though.

[Clove]

Seeing as how I can't recall ever insulting you, I'd lay off the generalizations if I were you. It's your funeral though.Either that or find her some Yaz (you know, the Bitch Pill). I didn't insult her either.

[AnticorRifling]

What do you mean you people?!

[CrystalTears]

I think Midol and Reese's work better.

[Clove]

I think Midol and Reese's work better.That works for DeV. In this case I think full-on hormones are required.

[Miss Ismurii]

And who the fuck is Miss Ismurii anyway?

haha

[Hulkein]

Does that say Jew on your hand?

[Miss Ismurii]

Does that say Jew on your hand?

It does.

[Tisket]

If that is you in your avatar...brush your fucking hair.

[Miss Ismurii]

If that is you in your avatar...brush your fucking hair.

No, I'm good thanx.

[Tisket]

You spend an hour every morning on your hair striving for that unkempt look don't you...

[AnticorRifling]

No, I'm good thanx.


No, you're really not.

[Miss Ismurii]

You spend an hour every morning on your hair striving for that unkempt look don't you...

haha wtf. no.

[Tisket]

Oh, you were trying to look artsy with the hair and the black and white?

[Hulkein]

You guys are brutal.

[Miss Ismurii]

Oh, you were trying to look artsy with the hair and the black and white?

You amuse me.

[DCSL]

Hey, Hulkein, welcome to the PC.

[Hulkein]

What ya think because you joined one month before me you can welcome me?!?!

[DCSL]

Hellz yeah, n00b.

[Miss Ismurii]

lmao

[AnticorRifling]

Hellz yeah, n00b.

Hulk I'll save you.

DCSL,

Welcome to the PC.

[DCSL]

You guys are so niiiiiiiiice! Thank you, it's good to be here.

[Methais]

haha

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/8468a5a1-1.gif

[CrystalTears]

I welcome you all! (Other than the Anticor cause he's old skool too.)

[Hulkein]

Hulk I'll save you.

DCSL,

Welcome to the PC.

Thanks brother.

On the topic of the join dates, did any of you guys think there was any shot you'd be posting here ~5 years in the future at the time you signed up? That's a long time.

[DCSL]

The PC has the nicest people in the world, so welcoming. I think I'm going to cry.

[Khariz]

Thanks brother.

On the topic of the join dates, did any of you guys think there was any shot you'd be posting here ~5 years in the future at the time you signed up? That's a long time.

Eh...shouldn't be so impressive when you take that "I've been playing Gemstone for half my life" thread into account. What's 5 year son a message board when you've played GS for 15.

I guess it is pretty good for a mesage board though.

[DCSL]

Hm. I thought I'd still be posting on the PC if I still played GS. I was half right, anyway.

[CrystalTears]

Thanks brother.

On the topic of the join dates, did any of you guys think there was any shot you'd be posting here ~5 years in the future at the time you signed up? That's a long time.
And that's only for this version. This doesn't include the fact that my original PC date was August of 2001. Yikes.

And the answer to your question - not at all.

[Gan]

5 star thread.

Wezas rule FTMFW

And Sean2, you didnt get busted because you passed the sniff test. Still funny as hell though.

[Skeeter]

Every day I'm surprised I still post here. Seriously though the last few days of the PC have been great.

The 2 weeks of PBJT, Stanley, and that other dumb fucker made the board unreadable.

[Sean of the Thread]

Have you ever considered writing exaggerated non-fiction (which I guess would really be fiction), a'la Tucker Max?





Actually I have considered it. I have a pretty GD hilarious yet shitty life. If I went balls to the wall fiction I would be a top seller a'la Tucker Max.

I wish I kept a diary...I have so many fucking stories. One even includes getting double bounced off a trampoline at a kegger and landing on a tree/bush and taking a branch (big) thru the but cheek and crawling around hands and knees at keg party begging people to pull the shit out.

Instead I had to ride home on my stomach in the back of a pickup truck with a tree branch up my ass since everyone was underage nobody would take/call paramedics.


Good times.

[DCSL]

That's hilarious 'cause it's sad. And yet, somehow awesome.

[Sean of the Thread]

If that is you in your avatar...brush your fucking hair.

Fuck brushing her hair.. she needs a stylist and a nose job.


And evidently needs to wash her hands. JESUS KILLER!

[Stanley Burrell]

JESUS KILLER!

http://www.spike.com/video/passion-of-benny/2685631

[Stanley Burrell]

Every day I'm surprised I still post here. Seriously though the last few days of the PC have been great.

The 2 weeks of PBJT, Stanley, and that other dumb fucker made the board unreadable.

Bitch, I've been posting here for well over 2 weeks.

And there are a lot of dumb fucks. You're going to have to be more specific. Which you won't be, so let me specify... That you can suck it.

And I am referring to my anus.

[Gan]

Fuck brushing her hair.. she needs a stylist and a nose job.

Thought you knew! Its the Andy Warhol look.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i3/3strangedays/warhol.jpg

http://nymag.com/arts/art/features/warhol070212_560.jpg

[Skeeter]

Bitch, I've been posting here for well over 2 weeks.

And there are a lot of dumb fucks. You're going to have to be more specific. Which you won't be, so let me specify... That you can suck it.

And I am referring to my anus.

I'm referring to the last 2 weeks where you, pbj & and some other forgettable douchebag waxed poetic about all the drugs you do. It made the board unreadable. Especially when one of you, I'm guessing pbj started the R2D2 stupidity.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I'm referring to the last 2 weeks where you, pbj & and some other forgettable douchebag waxed poetic about all the drugs you do. It made the board unreadable. Especially when one of you, I'm guessing pbj started the R2D2 stupidity.

What in the blue fuck are you referring to? I've never taken, nor claimed to have taken drugs on this, or any board. Pull your head out of your ass? I'm probably one of the small 5% on this board that can say they've been completely clean and sober their entire life, so you're obviously quite mistaken.

FYI: Yes I did do the R2-D2 screenie, which is now banned, though it served its purpose. Making a couple people chuckle and lightening the mood is all it was meant to do. Get the fuck out if you can't laugh a little.

[Celephais]

You won't find any, really. Any discussions of Wezas at the time that it happened were closed and/or deleted.


Few or no threads detail this, unfortunately, in more than the vague terms already given in this thread. HarmNone went Gestapo when it happened and censored any mention of even Wezas's name for a while.


The PC at its lowest point :(
That was ridiculous... HN was the worst, and there were people who sucked up to her too :puke: ... glad the carebearing is over though, this board is fantastic because we can harm anyone.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.spike.com/video/passion-of-benny/2685631

I'm not religious by any means but that movie was severe overkill of Jesus.


Sugartits.

[Miss Ismurii]

Fuck brushing her hair.. she needs a stylist and a nose job.


And evidently needs to wash her hands. JESUS KILLER!

well you need to not be an ass and go around with other girls when you have a wife and then lie about it the next day. kthanx.

[Gan]

ex-wife

[Miss Ismurii]

ex-wife

well he should have said that instead of wife

[Ben 2.0]

Thought you knew! Its the Andy Warhol look.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i3/3strangedays/warhol.jpg

http://nymag.com/arts/art/features/warhol070212_560.jpg



I dont think she looks bad....................










for a juden

[Keller]

well he should have said that instead of wife


Here's the deal. 75% of the posters on this forum have been a part of this community for at least a year if not more. We all know the story behind Sean2 (Xyelin) and his wife (ex-wife). He doesn't need to explain it to us everytime he posts a thread. Further, he didn't post this story looking for your opinion. He posted it to entertain us. Don't take this the wrong way -- but you need to drop your defenses (and offenses for that matter) until you get to know the community a little better. Otherwise, you're going to get a lot worse than you give and your posting here will inevitably be short lived. I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just explaining the situation so you understand.

[Celephais]

Here's the deal. 75% of the posters on this forum have been a part of this community for at least a year if not more. We all know the story behind Sean2 (Xyelin) and his wife (ex-wife). He doesn't need to explain it to us everytime he posts a thread. Further, he didn't post this story looking for your opinion. He posted it to entertain us. Don't take this the wrong way -- but you need to drop your defenses (and offenses for that matter) until you get to know the community a little better. Otherwise, you're going to get a lot worse than you give and your posting here will be short lived. I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just explaining the situation so you understand.
Dick.

[Gan]

LOL

Well said Keller.

10 bucks says she doesnt follow the advice.

[Miss Ismurii]

Well it will take me time to get to know you guys as well, and I'm sorry I didn't know?

[Miss Ismurii]

I dont think she looks bad....................



for a juden

BTW I am not judean. kthanx.

[Alfster]

Fuck brushing her hair.. she needs a stylist and a nose job.


And evidently needs to wash her hands. JESUS KILLER!

She's hotter than some of the chicks that post here.

semi-compliment I suppose

[Miss Ismurii]

You can't even see my face so I would think it's a little hard to say how I look.

[Asha]

God you're dumb. Homepage.

[Alfster]

You can't even see my face so I would think it's a little hard to say how I look.

you don't look like a :pig:

so face does not matter

[Miss Ismurii]

you don't look like a :pig:

so face does not matter

Yeah I'm not a :pig:

LMAO

[Snapp]

Here's the deal. 75% of the posters on this forum have been a part of this community for at least a year if not more. We all know the story behind Sean2 (Xyelin) and his wife (ex-wife). He doesn't need to explain it to us everytime he posts a thread. Further, he didn't post this story looking for your opinion. He posted it to entertain us. Don't take this the wrong way -- but you need to drop your defenses (and offenses for that matter) until you get to know the community a little better. Otherwise, you're going to get a lot worse than you give and your posting here will inevitably be short lived. I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just explaining the situation so you understand.

A variation of this should be sent via PM to all new posters when they sign up.

[Skeeter]

What in the blue fuck are you referring to? I've never taken, nor claimed to have taken drugs on this, or any board. Pull your head out of your ass? I'm probably one of the small 5% on this board that can say they've been completely clean and sober their entire life, so you're obviously quite mistaken.

FYI: Yes I did do the R2-D2 screenie, which is now banned, though it served its purpose. Making a couple people chuckle and lightening the mood is all it was meant to do. Get the fuck out if you can't laugh a little.

hmm I assumed from your posting style and banter with Stanley you were high all the time. My mistake.

[BigWorm]

hmm I assumed from your posting style and banter with Stanley you were high all the time. My mistake.

Only Stanley can banter with Stanley, and he does so on a regular basis.

And "that other dumb fucker" was Arkans. He's the guy that used to have the sweet ass photoshopped avatar that made him look like David Bowie on better drugs.

You might be mistaking PBJT for TheE, who I think was the other person discussing the harder drugs.

[Skeeter]

no it wasn't just the drug thread I'm talking about. Those 3 took over about every thread for a week and didn't post 1 meaningfull thing between the 3 of them.

Arkans is not the one I'm thinking of. He's been around forever. It was someone who was relatively new to the board. Sean help me out here.

[Apathy]

God you're dumb. Homepage.

Let the stalking commence.

(might want to go private with that myspace, learn how to internet)

[BigWorm]

no it wasn't just the drug thread I'm talking about. Those 3 took over about every thread for a week and didn't post 1 meaningfull thing between the 3 of them.

Arkans is not the one I'm thinking of. He's been around forever. It was someone who was relatively new to the board. Sean help me out here.

whatever, new guy

[Clove]

She's hotter than some of the chicks that post here.

semi-compliment I supposeYeah and she's not a :pig:

[Skeeter]

whatever, new guy

What? no welcome? :cry:

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm referring to the last 2 weeks where you, pbj & and some other forgettable douchebag waxed poetic about all the drugs you do. It made the board unreadable. Especially when one of you, I'm guessing pbj started the R2D2 stupidity.

So don't fucking read the shit then. We're all pretty fucking retarded, besides Latrinsorm.

[NocturnalRob]

Yeah and she's not a :pig:

siiiiiiigh

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a1.jpg http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a2.jpg

[Celephais]

hmm I assumed from your posting style and banter with Stanley you were high all the time. My mistake.


Only Stanley can banter with Stanley, and he does so on a regular basis.

And "that other dumb fucker" was Arkans. He's the guy that used to have the sweet ass photoshopped avatar that made him look like David Bowie on better drugs.

You might be mistaking PBJT for TheE, who I think was the other person discussing the harder drugs.


So don't fucking read the shit then. We're all pretty fucking retarded, besides Latrinsorm.

Stanley's posts are so hit or miss... they're either extremely entertaining or they are too long and I have to skip them. More often than not they're extremely entertaining IMO... even more so when people try to tell him he made no sense.

I say bring back the bronto eating breakfast... Do you still have that pic? Please post.

[ThatDamnTep]

siiiiiiigh

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a1.jpg http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a2.jpg

I hate you and your child molesting 'stache. I was trying to enjoy a nice dinner and some quiet drink and then that popped up. Ugh, I literally had to spit out my food because I started to choke.

Nasty.

[Celephais]

Stan, I went looking for the dinosaur... this was what I found:
http://bluebison.net/books/coloring_books/dinosaur/tyrannosaurus_eating_house.jpg
Then I found:
http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bedazzled07.jpg

And then this came up, so I stopped looking
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-polaroid-bikini-candids-00.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Hoowee.

Me either, tho.

[Back]

If we were to cast PC members as the cast of The Big Lebowski I would nominate Sean2 as Walter.

I imagine he might nominate me as Donny but I really do identify with The Dude. Really I would cast Lysander, et al, as Donny. (No offense Lysander, Donny was loved)

Having said that it puts me in a difficult position as to who to cast as Maude...

I’d cast Longshot as “The Stranger”. He is too conscious to be the Dude himself.

PB, Gan and a few others strike me as the Nihilists.

Snapp could be Jackie Treehorn.

[Tisket]

If we were to cast PC members as the cast of The Big Lebowski I would nominate Sean2 as Walter.

I imagine he might nominate me as Donny but I really do identify with The Dude. Really I would cast Lysander, et al, as Donny. (No offense Lysander, Donny was loved)

Having said that it puts me in a difficult position as to who to cast as Maude...

I’d cast Longshot as “The Stranger”. He is too conscious to be the Dude himself.

PB, Gan and a few others strike me as the Nihilists.

Snapp could be Jackie Treehorn.

You are so fucked up right now, aren't you...

[Sean of the Thread]

FFS. Tonight after having a few brews (chill time after being rejected for a job)

I accidentally sat on TWO FUCKING treble hook lures. Misery.. My ass is fucking killing me.

NOT one but two.

[Clove]

FFS. Tonight after having a few brews (chill time after being rejected for a job)

I accidentally sat on TWO FUCKING treble hook lures. Misery.. My ass is fucking killing me.

NOT one but two.Excellent parallelism. One for each cheek. Keep up the good work (and look before you sit). I mean not for nothing butt lures are kind of designed to be seen :P.

[Clove]

If we were to cast PC members as the cast of The Big Lebowski I would nominate Sean2 as Walter...


Went out played some poker and blacked out.

I woke up this morning next to an actually very pretty girl. Evidently I didn't get any according to her.

Last thing I remember was having a couple Caucasians playing (trying to play) her nintendo wii.Sean2 is the Dude (obviously).

[Back]

Sean2 is the Dude (obviously).

Actually, thats what got me thinking about it. Even though he was drinking Caucasians with a red-head which clearly makes him the Dude that night Sean2 really is more of a Walter with his guns, military history, how he manages to goof shit up and his oversized frame.

[Gan]

Amazing.

You seriously have a rain cloud following you around dont you?

[Celephais]

If we were to cast PC members as the cast of The Big Lebowski I would nominate Sean2 as Walter.

I imagine he might nominate me as Donny but I really do identify with The Dude. Really I would cast Lysander, et al, as Donny. (No offense Lysander, Donny was loved)

Having said that it puts me in a difficult position as to who to cast as Maude...

I’d cast Longshot as “The Stranger”. He is too conscious to be the Dude himself.

PB, Gan and a few others strike me as the Nihilists.

Snapp could be Jackie Treehorn.


Actually, thats what got me thinking about it. Even though he was drinking Caucasians with a red-head which clearly makes him the Dude that night Sean2 really is more of a Walter with his guns, military history, how he manages to goof shit up and his oversized frame.

Sean is the dude, Anticor is walter, you're the creep ass jesus, and latrin is donny.

[Stanley Burrell]

FFS. Tonight after having a few brews (chill time after being rejected for a job)

I accidentally sat on TWO FUCKING treble hook lures. Misery.. My ass is fucking killing me.

NOT one but two.

You have any tetanus boosters within the last 10-15?

[Stanley Burrell]

Sean is the dude, Anticor is walter, you're the creep ass jesus, and latrin is donny.

I wanted to be one of the Nihilists, but Apathy already posted in this thread.

"Ve believe zin nothing, Lebowski."

Can I be Nihilist #3; PC Lebowski, 1-2-3 GO?

[Celephais]

This thread is about to hit win at ludicrous speed.
http://www.hrwiki.org/images/4/48/dinosaurbreakfast.PNG

[Latrinsorm]

What's a pederast, Anticor?

[TheEschaton]

Back can't even get his casting of the Big Lebowski right, damn it.

Bronto = full of win.

I think I'd probably be the landlord guy.

[Clove]

I wanted to be one of the Nihilists, but Apathy already posted in this thread.

"Ve believe zin nothing, Lebowski."

Can I be Nihilist #3; PC Lebowski, 1-2-3 GO?No, I'm totally one of the Nihilist. Dude, who else here has a marmot? Just one more obvious casting that Back missed.

[BigWorm]

No, I'm totally one of the Nihilist. Dude, who else here has a marmot? Just one more obvious casting that Back missed.

Actually, you're the guy (Phil Seymour Hoffman) that can't watch unless he pays.

[Clove]

Actually, you're the guy (Phil Seymour Hoffman) that can't watch unless he pays.Noooo, I'm the Nihilist with the Marmot, pay attention.

[Nieninque]

btw I did sniff my fingers on the way home to double check for those who are interested.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzgGUW__9Jo

[Apathy]

Is that song for real?

[LMingrone]

You know...people are always saying it as a meme, but you owe me a new keyboard for that video.

[Alfster]

If we were to cast PC members as the cast of The Big Lebowski I would nominate Sean2 as Walter.

I imagine he might nominate me as Donny but I really do identify with The Dude. Really I would cast Lysander, et al, as Donny. (No offense Lysander, Donny was loved)

Having said that it puts me in a difficult position as to who to cast as Maude...

I’d cast Longshot as “The Stranger”. He is too conscious to be the Dude himself.

PB, Gan and a few others strike me as the Nihilists.

Snapp could be Jackie Treehorn.

You're totally the creepy chi-mo Jesus dude.

[Skeeter]

LOL I haven't heard that song in years. Possibly the worst ever written.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I welcome you all! (Other than the Anticor cause he's old skool too.)

Welcome to the PC! <3