I wish I had balls.

[Betheny]

If I had balls, everyone would get teabagged.

You guys that have testicles, you need to teabag people, on command.

That is all.

[Chelle]

um.....okay


lol


note to self: do not huff paint.

[Betheny]

I don't huff paint!

There was a passed out guy at new year's last night and NO ONE would tea bag him.

Stupid prudes.

no you dont cause then you would be one of thoes mean men who get women pregnant and then its all their fault ::ducks::

[Betheny]

I"d go to a new car lot and jerk off on all the door handles.

[Chelle]

ew

[Kurapira]

Uhm, this is so random. Why the hell would you want balls and teabag people? I'm glad I don't have balls, cause something sticking to the side of my leg while it's hot..ew! On that note, it would give a lot of people that dislike me a reason to kick me in the nuts. Ouch!

why not just lactate on them?

[Betheny]

I am the queen of random.

Originally posted by Maimara
I don't huff paint!

There was a passed out guy at new year's last night and NO ONE would tea bag him.

Stupid prudes.

I woulda so done it.

[Betheny]

Why weren't you t here. :(

I was passed out in seattle some where from me and my buddy killing a fifth of jack in less than an hour.

where he was getting t-bagged without knowing it

Nah i locked myself in my car. At first some old man had to come out and tell me to shut the door all the way cause i was screaming at the light for not going out.

[Betheny]

Freak.

what did you say ranger you got t-bagged by a old man?!

[Betheny]

They told me to teabag him but it's just not the same, teabagging with labia.

no he might like that Maimara, not the same insult factor

[Betheny]

That's what I'm saying.

stfu, no ol dman tea bagged me.

[Betheny]

Are you sure?

Check for pubes stuck on your face, or crust anywhere on your forehead. :D :D :D :D :D

dude i see a pube sticking out of your teeth in your avatar

[Betheny]

Originally posted by The Edine
dude i see a pube sticking out of your teeth in your avatar

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Edited on 1-2-2004 by Maimara]

I took that yesterday before i wen tout. I'll sick Shalla on you Edine.

[Edited on 1-2-2004 by Edaarin]

[Betheny]

<3 Ranger

Sure you did Rangerd1....
BTW your breath smells like swamp ass....

ok im done i swear

[Betheny]

I am saddened that you know what swamp ass and old man sack smells like, cause, I don't even know.

well I have had swamp ass before and Know what it smells like

I don't even know what swamp ass is.

[Betheny]

OH MY GOD YOU SMELLED YOUR OWN SWAMP ASS

your in the army and you dont know what swamp ass is!

sorry this is gonna be blunt
from a boxer wearing aspect
when you run... sports...etc. and you get sweat in your crack... boxers get all up inside and get wet from your sweaty crack...
that is a example of the many forms of swamp ass.

Maimara: Well, its a curiosity thing ... kinda like how you gotta look in the toilet after you take the browns to the super bowl

[Edited on 1-2-2004 by The Edine]

Oh thats easy. Most of us don't wear draws.

it will happen to pants as well in that case

[Betheny]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Oh thats easy. Most of us don't wear draws.

That's not just a military thing.

I'm a commando, myself.

No sorry, never heard of swamp ass. We put a pretty high priority on hygene.

ask people around somebody there has to know what it is...

[Betheny]

while you're at it, ask for a donkey punch.

No thanks. We try not to be gay either.

"Daniel says" Hey man do you know what swamp ass is, and if so what does it smell like?"

Yea i don't think so.

bah

[Betheny]

Get back on topic.

Balls are fun.

[Hulkein]

LOL.. I'll back you up Edine I know what swamp ass is, doesn't have a particular smell other then just sweat though. The pants we had to wear at school were the worst so pretty much everyone I know has had cases of swamp ass. This fat kid used to get it so noticeably we called it lagoon ass.

[Drew2]

ROFL!!!!!

LAGOON ASS!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

/DIE

[Halfsilver]

Tayre knows all about lagoon ass.

He has a chronic case of it.

[Drew2]

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY.



And to stay on topic: I wish HalfSilver had balls.



[Edited on 1-2-2004 by Tayre]

[Halfsilver]

OMG WTF?!!!111

U R SO FUNNY 2!!!!11

:rolleyes:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Halfsilver
OMG WTF?!!!111

U R SO FUNNY 2!!!!11

:rolleyes:

You have herpes of the brain.

I bet you wish you had some balls, too, huh?

[Meos]

There my balls are too big to fit in anyone mouth

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Meos
There my balls are too big to fit in anyone mouth

I dunno, some chicks have very wide mouths, so they can shovel the baked goods in.

[Meos]

for once, I;m with Edine on this one, swamp ass is not a myth.

[Ooga Chaka]

LOL, Maimara, you crack me up with some of your threads. You're nuts. Speaking of which, i've never heard of "swamp ass", but have had a couple run ins with what I'd guess to be it's cousin...crotch rot. This miraculous event most often takes place while walking around disney world on a 103 degree day, and the sweat and friction create some god awful stench between the leg and sack.

And as for tea bagging...you seem real into it Maimara, you should try one of my teabags on a brisk day...better than cucmbers I tells ya.

[Betheny]

Cucumbers are bumpy. That's hot.

Please, let the discussion of testicles continue. I find it highly amusing.

[Back]

Originally posted by Maimara
If I had balls, everyone would get teabagged.

You guys that have testicles, you need to teabag people, on command.

That is all.

Not sure you understand what 'teabag' means here.

[Betheny]

It means sticking your nuts on their forehead. If your nuts are real droopy, you can scoot down and put one testicle over each of their eyes. Hell, you could do a lot of things with a sack. Put it over their nose so they inhale... etc, etc.

Mmmm.

[Back]

Jeez, waaay off. Don't you watch Sex in the City?

"Just breath through your nose."

[Betheny]

Nah, Sex and the City is for losers.

[Drew2]

Beth... I <3 you... but that's way too much info and I'm a guy.

Take it a step down plz.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Tayre
Beth... I <3 you... but that's way too much info and I'm a guy.

Take it a step down plz.

You're just jealous because I'm way more creative with nuts than you are, and I don't even HAVE any.

[Back]

Originally posted by Maimara
Nah, Sex and the City is for losers.

You might learn a few new tricks and how to do them properly.

[Betheny]

The day I learn how to bang from a TV show, is the day I believe guys when they say they're good, because they 'learned it from porn'.

[Chadj]

Im good! I learned it from porn!

Her definition is congruent with that of the US military, which is the definiate source for male practical jokes.

[Back]

Originally posted by Maimara
The day I learn how to bang from a TV show, is the day I believe guys when they say they're good, because they 'learned it from porn'.

True enough. Also, any guy who tells you they know Kundalini just means they know how to masturbate well.

[Ooga Chaka]

I meant, better than cucumbers...on your eyes. Dunno what ya thought I meant.

[Zeyrin]

Balls are a wonderful thing. I enjoy scratching them on the way to take my morning piss. Why? Because I know I can stand and take a whiz without getting my feet wet.

Swamp ass....we could send that in to Myth Busters. Although I know it's true, it would be fun to see how they would go about proving it.

Maimara, couldn't you get a big black dildo with huge sagging black sack on it? You could use the sack of the dildo like a baton to bitchslap people.

[Weedmage Princess]

Maimara if you had balls though then you'd be prone to nut sack sweat, which..according to Tijay, isn't good:

BogusPrincess: You smell like feet EWWWW
Tijay2000: yea .. and after i play sports i smell like dirty nut sweat? sexy aint i?