This one time..

[Moist Happenings]

This one time, I was inebriated last night, and I let some chick cut my hair. So this one time this chick fucked up cutting my hair and we had to shave it all off. Anyway, in conclusion, drunk girls shouldn't run with scissors.

Also: have found a room in my house in which my camera will actually take decent pictures, so I will post a picture of myself sans hair when I get home from work.

As for the topic: Has anyone else done something irreversibly stupid while drunk? At least I didn't get a tattoo.

I've gotten naked in a canadian club, was painfully oblivious to advances of several girls because of said act and proceeded to pass out in a pick up truck. When said pick up truck got nailed by someone trying to park all i could do was barely lift my head off the gas pedal and mutter a few expletives before passing out again.


There are so many more stories like that.

[Moist Happenings]

So this one time my ex told me I now look like a middle aged ex-con. Opinions?

[Caiylania]

Dude, where's your orange jumper? :D

[HarmNone]

Yup. You look like a middle-aged con. :D

HarmNone renders the requested opinion

[Moist Happenings]

It's only because I was making my angry face! here! Here's my happy face!

[HarmNone]

That is much better! Now, you look like a middle-aged con who is reading the law library to try to wangle a release! :D

HarmNone

[Ravenstorm]

Oh, that one's even better. Now practice saying:

"Bend over. You my bitch now."

Raven

[Moist Happenings]

Come take a safari in naughty Nate's jungle of love.

[Skirmisher]

I'm hearing banjos.

[Wezas]

I don't hear prison noises... all I hear when I look at that picture is "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk"

[Zeyrin]

Ok, that was disturbing. I'll never look at the three stooges again in the same light.

[GSLeloo]

And this one time and band camp..

[LazyBard]

To make a long PAINFUL story short it involved Fat Tuseday a lot of drinking and a woman with breasts that I still to this day believe were a beauty that could rival the sun setting behind Eiffel Tower and ending with my pants around my ankles dancing on a car right as the police shot pepper spray into the crowd. Yea I am going to go relive my nightmares now.

[Moist Happenings]

God damnit that's the third person to say I look like curly today. I'm never drinking again.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm a blue eyed, baby faced white kid, got really really drunk at Black Bike Week in myrtle beach.....Wandered down the main strip wearing only a hotel sheet as my "toga" I actually ended up getting a ride on the back of some girls bike and cruised the strip in just the sheet. Then I ended up swimming naked in the ocean with some other girl who's name I can't recall.....
Never got called cracker so much in my life it was hilarious. Everyone was like "White boy in a the toga what's up?!" Handing me free drinks it was killer.

Edit to add:

I still have my "Black Bike Week 2003" t-shirt.

[Edited on 12-23-2003 by AnticorRifling]