GS Whores

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/3849963724_86ec52b4f1.jpg

[Hips]

Lisu.

And Onzeleya, or whatever her name is.

[Parkbandit]

What's your character's name again Nekk?

That's who I would vote for. You fucking WHORE!

[Some Rogue]

What's your character's name again Nekk?

That's who I would vote for. You fucking WHORE!

That would be manwhore. My name is Urmom.

[NocturnalRob]

That would be manwhore. My name is Urmom.

yeah, Urmom is such a...Ooooh...I see what you did there!

[Fallen]

Faiyth. However, I believe most of her sleeping around is implied.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

So, I've been watching this girl


It disturbs me that I was the only one to point this out. Stalking an ex-lover much? GG.

[Kitsun]

Despite being used together quite frequently, there is a difference between sluts and whores.

Lisu did it for money = whore
Faiyth seems like she does it for fun = slut

Its kinda the difference between a profession and a way of life.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

So, guy who plays a chick is defending IG prostitution. Shocker Shocker.

[Allereli]

I’ll be the one to protect you from...
Your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from...
A will to survive and a voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from...
Your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one in the same, I must isolate you…
Isolate.. and save you from yourself.

great song, great album, great band.

oh, I'll throw one in for Gracy for the recent "Darcknight put me in the hospital with his massive epeen" incident

[Some Rogue]

It disturbs me that I was the only one to point this out. Stalking an ex-lover much? GG.

Huh? It's a small town, it's hard to miss her being all over guys in the public gathering spot.

[Tisket]

So, guy who plays a chick is defending IG prostitution. Shocker Shocker.


I sometimes wonder if you are reading the same thing everyone else is reading...

[Fallen]

Despite being used together quite frequently, there is a difference between sluts and whores.

Lisu did it for money = whore
Faiyth seems like she does it for fun = slut

Its kinda the difference between a profession and a way of life.

Fair enough. Never encountered Lisu so I couldn't comment.

[Fallen]

great song, great album, great band.

There is a remix of it on Emotive, which was a generally crappy CD, but that song was done well for what it was trying to say.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Huh? It's a small town, it's hard to miss her being all over guys in the public gathering spot.

Neat how you don't bring up that you seem to have followed her from Vaalor to RR, though?

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I sometimes wonder if you are reading the same thing everyone else is reading...

Me too. Me too.

[iJin]

Oh, me and Some Rogue totally know who Merrelda is. Ever since her younger levels she's been jumping bones in Vaalor all day long. What disgusts me even more is what kinda of predicament she got one of my really good old friends in.

Oh what ugly girls could do irl with gs nerds. :\

[iJin]

great song, great album, great band.



I second that.

[Some Rogue]

Neat how you don't bring up that you seem to have followed her from Vaalor to RR, though?

Bzzt, I have friends there. All my guys are in Vaalor or Illistim.

[Kitsun]

I sometimes wonder if you are reading the same thing everyone else is reading...

I read everyone's post leading up to his comment multiple times thinking I missed some between the lines conversation. I've got nothing.

I obviously spend too much time in OTF. I've got no one to nominate.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

FEAR ME! FOR I AM A FORUM ENIGMA! /sandwich off

[Gan]

Oh, me and Some Rogue totally know who Merrelda is. Ever since her younger levels she's been jumping bones in Vaalor all day long. What disgusts me even more is what kinda of predicament she got one of my really good old friends in.

Oh what ugly girls could do irl with gs nerds. :\

Are you sure she's really a girl (female)?

I mean, seriously, it IS the internet you know...

[iJin]

I uset to talk to her on aim. She once linked me to her myspace.

So yah.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Hey Zuie, I'ma link you to a random myspace, and make a girlish AIM screenie. Then I -must- be female too!

(even though you know otherwise, rawr)

[Gan]

I uset to talk to her on aim. She once linked me to her myspace.

So yah.

I wouldnt bet the farm on that 'conclusive' evidence. ;)

[iJin]

I dunno. I already think you're too feminine.

(kidding.)


BUT.
I saw a picture of them BOTH. So there. kthnx.

[Some Rogue]

Well, she did get pregnant from another GS player so...take that for what it's worth.

[SolitareConfinement]

hoofed child?

[thefarmer]

Titaniia!

[AnticorRifling]

Emisluty.

[Snapp]

I second the vote for Lisu. She was definitely one of the most famous whores of her day.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=503&highlight=lisu

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=614&highlight=lisu

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=625&highlight=lisu

And the best one: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=766&highlight=lisu

[Skeeter]

RL != GS

[Sean of the Thread]

Did someone mention GS whore?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/emislity.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

LOL you win so hard.

[iJin]

....


ROFLMFAO

[Arkans]

After that picture anything else in this thread will appear weak and unfunny. Fucking amazing.

- Arkans

[Stanley Burrell]

Did someone mention GS whore?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/emislity.jpg

Holy shit. Why?

[Sylph]

That picture is ace.

[Miss Ismurii]

Foxye

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Lol @ someone still on topic.

[Nauriel]

I vote for Evarin! ;)

[ViridianAsp]

I vote for Evarin! ;)


But my sig quote says different!

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Your sig quote is outdated.

[Miss Ismurii]

...Foxye

=\

[mgoddess]

But my sig quote says different!

I'd have to agree, your sig quote is severely out of date.

[lrb508]

Aquamarine's a whore.
At least she used to be, haven't seen her around in a while.

[arlia]

Aquamarine's a whore.
At least she used to be, haven't seen her around in a while.

Does Aquamarine even play anymore?

[Hips]

Sahreet, lolz.

[Fallen]

Cackle.

[LMingrone]

Solarbie if she's still around.

[Some Rogue]

She is but haven't seen much whore behavior out of her when she is about.

[LMingrone]

As long as she's till carrying her baby around in her cloak....

[Misun]

As long as she's till carrying her baby around in her cloak....

What's with the whores carrying thier babies around in thier cloaks? i.e. Onzeleya...sorry, had to put that out there. ;)

[Stanley Burrell]

It puts the baby in the greatcloak.

[iJin]

rofl

[tyrant-201]

I created a character to go to Vaalor and tell Solarbie that a certain dark elf that looks eerily similar to Telare was going to eat her baby. So when Telare ended up showing up in Vaalor, she'd glare and sneer at him. Telare had no idea who she was, so he's just like... you're a few screws loose over your child, bitch. Pretty funny stuff.

[Paradii]

Oh, me and Some Rogue totally know who Merrelda is. Ever since her younger levels she's been jumping bones in Vaalor all day long. What disgusts me even more is what kinda of predicament she got one of my really good old friends in.

Oh what ugly girls could do irl with gs nerds. :\

awww Vaalorian drama. How I miss it so.

[iJin]

rofl!

aww Paradii!!!

I miss you!


Start playing GS again pls!

[Paradii]

rofl!

aww Paradii!!!

I miss you!


Start playing GS again pls!

I dont technically have a home, let alone internet. So, playing GS would be quite the struggle . That, and the mere thought of playing gs again makes me cringe.

Also, the fact that my laptops keyboard is broken, it would be difficult to make sense. Here is what my post looked like be for I copy/pasted all the broken keys into place .

"I dont t hni ally hav a hom , l t alon int rn t. So, playing GS woul b quit th struggl . That, an th m r thought of playing gs again mak s m cring .

Also, th fact that my laptops k yboar is brok n, it woul b iffiult to mak s ns . H r is what my post woul look lik b for I opi an past all th brok n k ys into pla "



Only took me 10 minutes to write this post.....

[Miss Ismurii]

Foxye.

kthanx.

[Solkern]

sweetsugars

[Miss Ismurii]

sweetsugars

Yeah, and she does it with a hardcore lame ass name.

[Hips]

Taedie.

[Miss Ismurii]

^^ OMG thank you

[Merala]

Zafyra.

[MotleyCrew]

Amberain :barfy:

[J.P]

Nakiro

[Miscast]

Nakiro

Good call.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/motivator242260.jpg


I know chuggles beat me to it earlier in the thread but I still had to do it.

[Tisket]

That picture always delivers.

[Methais]

Does Aquamarine even play anymore?

Every 6 months or so she has a "leaving the lands, srsly this time gusy!" auction, for probably 7-8 years now. Which means she's never going to actually leave, so I'm guessing she still plays.

[Miss Ismurii]

I <3 Nakiro

[Sylvan Dreams]

Every 6 months or so she has a "leaving the lands, srsly this time gusy!" auction, for probably 7-8 years now. Which means she's never going to actually leave, so I'm guessing she still plays.

Leaving the lands type auctions sometimes do better than regular auctions.

[MotleyCrew]

Rumor has it, Uniana...doesn't she take money...

[ViridianAsp]

wait old Uniana or new Uniana...she's switched hands.

[Stunseed]

wait old Uniana or new Uniana...she's switched hands.

A quote too easy to pass up. :)

[Methais]

Leaving the lands type auctions sometimes do better than regular auctions.

I know, but after the 478209428th leaving the lands auction within a year or two, people stop buying into that sales pitch. Smart people anyway, which GS seems to have fewer and fewer of. Actually even the smart ones are stupid, judging by my old "backpack full of garbage" sales I made millions off of. Nevermind, she's a genius.

[DCSL]

Old Uniana was a whore. Kind of. A courtesan, anyway. I don't think her player ever actually did that stuff, just played like it all happened behind the scenes. Did she really sell? ;_;

[Hips]

Did she really sell? ;_;

Sadly, yes.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Funny, I never heard anyone complain when Caro sold out, and she was around the same "awesomeness" as Uniana, wasn't she?

[tyrant-201]

Funny, I never heard anyone complain when Caro sold out, and she was around the same "awesomeness" as Uniana, wasn't she?

The old Caro is still around as someone else. Infrequently, but still around.

[MotleyCrew]

Come on, only one male whore in all of GS? I know of one, but if I revealed his name, he would spank me....and I would like it. :yes:

Hmm, now that I think of it, I guess Ralagar would apply. Never met him, but I hear he collects slave girls...

[Amaron]

When thinking about male whores in GS Ranad comes to mind.

J

[Baelog]

Yes indeed Ralagar would apply. He's getting married to two women, and constantly flirts and kisses on others around Icemule

[NocturnalRob]

constantly flirts and kisses on others around Icemule

what else is there to do in that place?

[Baelog]

I mostly stand around, talk to people, go hunting, leer and make rude remarks at the Half-Krolvin...you know, all the normal stuff

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I mostly stand around, talk to people, go hunting, leer and make rude remarks at the Half-Krolvin...you know, all the normal stuff

You have fun with that. Meanwhile, Ralagar is getting booty at Bubba Sparxxx levels. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY!

[Methais]

what else is there to do in that place?

Beat on Silversoft?

[Xiandrena]

Beat on Silversoft?

Two thumbs up!

[diethx]

Beat off on Silversoft?

le fix

[Miss Ismurii]

Foxye

[Bobmuhthol]

Foxye


Foxye.

kthanx.

We get it.

[Miss Ismurii]

We get it.

GOOD

[Methais]

le fix

You see Silversoft the Cumdumpster.
She appears to have just finished another bukkake session.
She is wearing nothing special. Except lots of jizz on her face.

[ViridianAsp]

You see Silversoft the Cumdumpster.
She appears to have just finished another bukkake session.
She is wearing nothing special. Except lots of jizz on her face.


Great thanks to this I have tea up my nose due to laughing so hard.

[AnticorRifling]

Great thanks to this I have tea up my nose due to laughing so hard.

You hope it's just tea.

[ViridianAsp]

You hope it's just tea.


Tea and some lemon juice, which admittedly, stings.

[diethx]

You see Silversoft the Cumdumpster.
She appears to have just finished another bukkake session.
She is wearing nothing special. Except lots of jizz on her face.

WIN!

[Killadream]

Ulial

[Xiandrena]

You see Silversoft the Cumdumpster.
She appears to have just finished another bukkake session.
She is wearing nothing special. Except lots of jizz on her face.



You offer your leather-trimmed goggles to Silversoft, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Silversoft has accepted your offer and is now holding some leather-trimmed goggles.


Silversoft puts on some leather-trimmed goggles.



You say, "Well your eyes will be safe now. That's what counts."


Niqk says, "Yeah. thats what counts."


Silversoft asks, "Safe from?"


Niqk says, "No more being wounded by the odd things flying at your face."


Silversoft squints at Niqk.

[Stanley Burrell]

Once I develop social skills and see the light of day I am so sexing up a girl with goggles. She'll even be post-op.

http://www.zeidy.net/demotivational/determination.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Also, ^, only in reverse.

[DivineInsanity]

Does it count if you sleep with guys in RL that you met on GS?

Just curious?

:club:

[Tilarium]

Does it count if you sleep with guys in RL that you met on GS?

Just curious?

:club:


Depends, who wants to know? :wink2:


Kyle

[diethx]

Nah, everyone does it.

[crazymage]

Onyxflame

[diethx]

She made her way alllll around the Landing.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I feel terrible because I introduced her to the game, but she really was a GS Whore.



Adene.

[TheSmooth1]

I feel terrible because I introduced her to the game, but she really was a GS Whore.



Adene.

Thank you.

She tried to cyber me one time. IIRC she's 14.

>_<

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Thank you.

She tried to cyber me one time. IIRC she's 14.

>_<

No, she's actually in her twenties (as scary as that is).

Her Gemstone behavior actually led me to stop being her friend in real life though. It wasn't the only factor, but her physical insecurity played out in real life as much as it did in Gemstone and her shit talking about women (including me) and her whoring wasn't exclusive to just one area, as it were.

[Sylph]

No, she's actually in her twenties (as scary as that is).

Her Gemstone behavior actually led me to stop being her friend in real life though. It wasn't the only factor, but her physical insecurity played out in real life as much as it did in Gemstone and her shit talking about women (including me) and her whoring wasn't exclusive to just one area, as it were.

She sounds like she'd be fun at a party.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

:rofl: Guess that depends on what you'd like to do at a party

[Celephais]

:rofl: Guess that depends on what you'd like to do at a party
I don't know about you, but I like to shit talk about women and whore myself...

[DCSL]

Oh wait... Adene... I think I remember her. Yeah, she was a bit uh. Clingy. It's extra sad when you're a whore AND emo.

[Allereli]

Once I develop social skills and see the light of day I am so sexing up a girl with goggles. She'll even be post-op.

http://www.zeidy.net/demotivational/determination.jpg

I missed this one, :rofl:

[Martaigne]

She made her way alllll around the Landing.

LMAO Yeah she did!

[Nylisk]

Ya these people should be hated... like emotions...


You wouldn't happen to have their names, information to reach them and a coffer of vultite condoms?

[Xaerve]

Sahreet softly says, "Two bad neither of you can even score a lady of the night, cause you are both fags and do each other."

At the statue, today. (She runs to IFW...)

Spell Invisibility (916) ended.
You are visible again.
You gesture at Sahreet.
You concentrate intently on Sahreet, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Sahreet!
CS: +507 - TD: +268 + CvA: +3 + d100: +17 - -5 == +264
Warding failed!
Sahreet shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Sahreet is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Sahreet's left foot!
Sahreet screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
... 40 points of damage!
Massive blow to left eye sending bone back into the brain!

* Sahreet drops dead at your feet!

Sahreet seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Sahreet no longer appears to be listening intently.
The light blue glow leaves Sahreet.
The deep blue glow leaves Sahreet.
Sahreet becomes solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Sahreet.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Sahreet.
Sahreet seems to lose some dexterity.
The bright luminescence fades from around Sahreet.
The air about Sahreet stops shimmering.
Sahreet seems to lose some internal strength.
The very powerful look leaves Sahreet.
The white light leaves Sahreet.
Sahreet returns to normal color.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Sahreet suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Sahreet seems a bit less imposing.
Other various forms of VD leave Sahreet.


SEND[Xayle] You let me deal with her.

[DCSL]

Okay, she can call someone a fag with no repercussions but someone else gets a GM send about using the term "bottom"? WTF.

[Tolwynn]

Clearly, someone refused her hand in their pants.

[Some Rogue]

Yeah, go ahead and post the whole log where you were being a douchebag Starkly and jumping into something that didn't involve you....

wow, that sounds familiar. Sounds like your MO.

[Xaerve]

I came in and told her to take her crap elsewhere (they were bitching about empath healing at the statue); she then cried and started talking shit, so I said don't you have some pants to play with.

She called me a fag, something that crossed the line.

I didn't respond to your other post--is that why you have some sand in the vagina still? I'm not arguing with petty fucks that fake logs and look for attention.

[Xaerve]

Urgoyle got your girlfriend again, Rennoc (Some Rogue)

>
Urgoyle draws a glowing pattern in the air before Sahreet.
CS: +318 - TD: +208 + CvA: +3 + d100: +85 - -5 == +203
Warding failed!
Sahreet's eyes roll up into her head as her body goes limp on the ground.

>
Gorvonn just arrived.
>
Gorvonn just went south.
>
Speaking to Sahreet, Urgoyle says, "I bet you thought your words would have no consequences."
>
Speaking to Sahreet, Urgoyle says, "I bet you thought you could just run to the four winds isle and escape."
>
Speaking to Sahreet, Urgoyle says, "How wrong you are."
>
Urgoyle put a heavy orase runestaff in his tapestry sheath.
>
Urgoyle just opened a pitch black hat.
>
Urgoyle removes a flexible rod from in his black hat.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Urgoyle commandingly exclaims, "In the name of the Light!"
>
Urgoyle waves a flexible rod at Sahreet.
Sahreet is awakened by Urgoyle's attack!

A gravelly voice from the crowd echoes, "Endangering public safety! Endangering public safety! Someone call for the Dwarven deputy!"

A void rips open in the area, directly above Sahreet!
Blood spurts out of every pore and orifice in Sahreet's body!
+84 Hits.
Sahreet is stunned!

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
>
Urgoyle waves a flexible rod at Sahreet.

A small dwarf child cries out, "endangering public safety!". His mother then sends him off for the Dwarven deputy.

A void rips open in the area, directly above Sahreet!
Forceful decompression nearly turns Sahreet inside out!
+161 Hits.

* Sahreet drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Sahreet.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Sahreet.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Sahreet.
The dim aura fades from around Sahreet.
Sahreet seems to lose some dexterity.
Sahreet seems a bit less imposing.
The light blue glow leaves Sahreet.
Sahreet returns to normal color.
The air about Sahreet stops shimmering.
The powerful look leaves Sahreet.
Sahreet becomes solid again.
Sahreet seems to lose some internal strength.
The bright luminescence fades from around Sahreet.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Sahreet suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.


A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
>
* Sahreet just bit the dust!

[CrystalTears]

The blind leading the blind. Urgoyle of all people. We used to use his name as an insult back in the day for calling someone stupid.

[Some Rogue]

Lol...doesn't bother me. I've never talked to her before today. I just know you're a douchebag who is conveniently leaving out things.

I have no need to fake the other log, someone else who posts here was there for the whole thing.

[Xaerve]

Yea, I just met him today... don't know much about him. Some Rogue can probably give us the scoop!

[Xaerve]

Lol...doesn't bother me. I've never talked to her before today. I just know you're a douchebag who is conveniently leaving out things.

I have no need to fake the other log, someone else who posts here was there for the whole thing.

So what you're saying is that you are involving yourself in something that did not involve you at all?

Interesting.

I knew from reading your other posts here that you're kinda dense, which is why I didn't respond to your clearly edited log in the other thread. No sense in giving attention to those seeking it, right?

I have no problem with you, other than you tried to kill my slave mage, after starting shit in a situation that (go figure) had nothing to do with you--me hunting with two friends out there. I shouldn't have slammed, but the rest of the log was severely altered. I'm not discussing it anymore, because frankly I don't give a shit. You're going to have to find someone else to argue with bud.

[Some Rogue]

Maybe I can Lycain! ooooooooooooooo

[Some Rogue]

So what you're saying is that you are involving yourself in something that did not involve you at all?

Interesting.



I wasn't involved with this at all. I didn't say or do anything to either of you in this. So you fail at logic.



I knew from reading your other posts here that you're kinda dense, which is why I didn't respond to your clearly edited log in the other thread. No sense in giving attention to those seeking it, right?

Yes, I post here so often. I am a total attention whore.
/sarcasm



I have no problem with you, other than you tried to kill my slave mage, after starting shit in a situation that (go figure) had nothing to do with you--me hunting with two friends out there. I shouldn't have slammed, but the rest of the log was severely altered. I'm not discussing it anymore, because frankly I don't give a shit. You're going to have to find someone else to argue with bud.

Yes yes, rolling my eyes as I walk through a room was "starting shit". You were the one following and talking shit. You didn't even know who or what I was rolling my eyes at! You attacked, failed, I attacked back and your whore bound me and gave you spirit strike. So, you came back and started to talk more shit and I would have killed you but you slammed like a pussy.

I changed nothing in the log except to remove stuff that had nothing to do with the interaction.

[Xaerve]

Again, I'm not arguing with you. You're certainly involving yourself in this thread and involving yourself in the situation.

You edited the parts of you talking shit from the log, and then casting tremors, knowing it would knock my guy down in a swarm. Again, involving yourself in a situation that had nothing to do with you.

I'm done responding, you are only going to continue to cry. I should have not responded in the first place. I admit I should not have slammed, otherwise you started the whole retarded thing--I didn't even think it was that big of an issue until I saw you had made yourself a thread here about it.

Edit: the funny part is that you're so dick-hurt that you have to drag the "biggest event of your month" into this thread, derailing it completely. Go cry in the original corner that you created for yourself.

[CrystalTears]

Nope, sorry, you started that whole thing. Go look at the thread with all your characters names in it to see what I mean.

[Some Rogue]

Actually, I'm laughing at all this. It doesn't bother me a bit. I love watching you paint yourself into a corner again Lycain.

[Str8JcktSerenade]

um...maybe i'm alone here, but...

can we get back to the whores please? :)

[Eoghain]

So how do people find out who's cybering who in GS anyway? Do you just park a wizard in an inn room invisibly and wait?

[Xaerve]

I have wizards parked in 45 of the top cyber locations. I'm releasing a book next month.

Seamus and the seamen -- a MUD cyber-fest.

[Eoghain]

Amazon link plz so i can place my pre-order.

[Allereli]

my amazon recommendations are forever ruined (http://www.amazon.com/You-Choose-Ending-Stuff-Scenarios-Role-Playing/dp/1556092830/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1213731942&sr=1-8)

[Eoghain]

my amazon recommendations are forever ruined (http://www.amazon.com/You-Choose-Ending-Stuff-Scenarios-Role-Playing/dp/1556092830/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1213731942&sr=1-8)

I am so confused...

[SayGoodbye]

You see Ambarelle the Fortune Seeker.
She appears to be a Half-Elf.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has sparkling crystal green eyes and golden brown skin. She has thigh length, honey blonde hair that cascades down her back in mass of rich golden ringlets and soft curls. She has a heart-shaped face, a classical nose and high cheekbones.
She has a tattooed ring of whorled knotwork on her wrist.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a delicate silver-mesh collar, a simple platinum neckchain, a platinum-strung silver vial studded with diamonds, a delicate teardrop ruby pendant, a silver-boned dark velvet corset, a form-fitting silk cloak clasped with a brilliant ruby-adorned clasp, some carved ruby bangles, a form-fitting raven black breastplate forged to follow a feminine form and studded with red wild rose-shaped rubies, a simple fire opal pin, an obsidian-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, a soft suede satchel with a ruby-inset clasp slung over her shoulder, a chic black leather pack, a polished gold ring, a black leather scabbard, a slim black vaalin waistchain hung with teardrop rubies, a short black leather skirt with a deep slit on each side, an onyx-inlaid black leather thigh-sheath, and some thigh-high black leather boots.


Clearly the look she's going for.

[DCSL]

Nipple rubies are a social cue for "whore" where I come from, yep.

[SayGoodbye]

How is a cloak form-fitting?

[DCSL]

Starch. Or dried semen.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Starch. Or dried semen.

:rofl:

[tyrant-201]

Actually, I'm laughing at all this. It doesn't bother me a bit. I love watching you paint yourself into a corner again Lycain.

Unrelated note - is there a reason you've always got a serial killer's picture as your avatar? I've seen Richard Ramirez and John Wayne Gacy so far. Kinda creepy.

[Some Rogue]

Unrelated note - is there a reason you've always got a serial killer's picture as your avatar? I've seen Richard Ramirez and John Wayne Gacy so far. Kinda creepy.

Always? My last two you mean. It started as a joke with Ramirez because of the writing on the hand mocking another poster.

[tyrant-201]

Always? My last two you mean. It started as a joke with Ramirez because of the writing on the hand mocking another poster.

Gotcha. Just curious ;)

[sevris]

i have a few for GS whores lets see, foxs, steia ,lorinda, souzan. and thats just a few that i know of. and male whores would be jeril an ralagar

[Fallen]

I've heard Foxs accused of a few things, but not being a whore. New to me.

[Asha]

Ohhhh I've had to smack the shit out of Ralagar and his pets a few times.
Little twat.

[Brielus]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT EVEN GO TO TSC TO GET HEALED

Speaking to Foxye, you say, "Sorry my lady but I dont fetch for just anybody."

Foxye whispers, "Too bad I was going to suck you."

>blanch
You feel the blood drain from your face.

>hide

[sohel04]

Skeletons and bodies in advanced states of decomposition dangle upside down from the tree's contorted branches like obscene fruit. Scattered among them are ankle and footbones still attached to fraying lengths of rope. Beneath the tree is a jumble of mouldering bones and fallen skeletons.

[Asha]

The bots LOVE Evarin here.

[NocturnalRob]

>hide

you can't hide from text-based diseases! they'll get you!!

[Inspire]

whine whine whine

[Some Rogue]

Sounds like you!

[Jhynnifer]

whine whine whine

You know someone has too much time on their hands when they feel the need to go back 3 months and bump all your old posts.

Some Rogue I think someone has an e-crush on you!

[Some Rogue]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

[Inspire]

I've got a crush on you Riend.

[Ceyrin]

http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu340/GhostIV/thread-necromancy-thread-necromancy-demotivational-poster-1271554886.jpg

[KValisk]

http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu340/GhostIV/thread-necromancy-thread-necromancy-demotivational-poster-1271554886.jpg

^ :love:

[Kronius]

This thread is great. Kudos for the rezz. For someone who left in 2000, it's like a history book, I get to catch up on 10 years worth of GS whores in 10 minutes.

Makes me sad I missed the Lisu era. A whore? In Rottingham?

[Ayamei]

While this is going again.

Liskey

[Dayko]

While this is going again.

Liskey
Admitting one of your chars is a whore, okay that makes sense

[Androidpk]

Who said being a whore has to be a bad thing? We should all inspire to be whores.

[sst]

Whatever happened to Emisultty?

[Divinity]

Whatever happened to Emisultty?

Had a GM wedding a few months ago. No clue where she is presently.

[Gizmo]

I thought this thread was about Jeril..

[Ayamei]

I thought this thread was about Jeril..

In a way, it is.

[Warriorbird]

In a way, it is.

Jeril and Dayko. It's their era.

[Asha]

Dayko is definitely a slut. But the good kind so it's ok.
This thread is wisdom.

[DCSL]

Admitting one of your chars is a whore, okay that makes sense

If someone would know, she would? Liskey's hilarious. XD I can't believe I caught her stealing. Strata's only got twenty-something ranks of pickpocket.

[Dayko]

Dayko is definitely a slut. But the good kind so it's ok.
This thread is wisdom.
Lol, I are not a slut..

[4a6c1]

Dayko, do you roleplay an adolescent dark elf?

[Divinity]

Dayko, do you roleplay an adolescent dark elf?

From what I've seen.. yes.

[Asha]

Who doesn't!?

[4a6c1]

lol

[Eoghain]

Bonquisha! Too bad I retired that old crack whore. Seriously, who's whoring it up presently? I want to roll up an alt and and instigate new logs to FUEL THE GLORY THAT IS GEMSTONE.

[shad0ws0ngs]

he's not roleplaying an adolescent, he just is one. I like to think of Dayko like he's a puppy. He might not be fully house trained and he might also start randomly humping your leg, but what can you do? That's a puppy for you.

[Androidpk]

he's not roleplaying an adolescent, he just is one. I like to think of Dayko like he's a puppy. He might not be fully house trained and he might also start randomly humping your leg, but what can you do? That's a puppy for you.

Beat it with a stick.

[Warriorbird]

Bonquisha! Too bad I retired that old crack whore. Seriously, who's whoring it up presently? I want to roll up an alt and and instigate new logs to FUEL THE GLORY THAT IS GEMSTONE.

Eoghain =

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Academy_Awards_afterparty_CUN_Luenell.jpg/220px-Academy_Awards_afterparty_CUN_Luenell.jpg

[Dayko]

Dayko, do you roleplay an adolescent dark elf?
Unfortunately, no,

and Japh, just because I act the way I am in RL doesn't mean I roleplay my characters the same way, just ruins the joy of roleplaying

[Dragon Bones]

Who are the whores of this month?

[Ayamei]

Midgar and Picler.

Edit to add....It's a a joke people. Just a JOKE!!!!

[Northbay]

Maetriks/Nihrvanah

[Ubadiah]

Aliria

[RSR]

Dex.

You know what you did.

-Richard.

[DCSL]

Uh. I dunno.. it could be a lot of things. That office chair. The half empty Triscuit box. The baby hamster... let me know when I'm getting warm.

[RSR]

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/04/40/00/01/0004400001618_500X500.jpg

Filthy triscuit boxes. I hope you used protection.

-Richard.

[DCSL]

The Triscuits said they couldn't feel it as well with a condom so we used the rhythm method. That's okay, right?

[RSR]

Well it does have that nice visual aid to aim for.

-Richard.

[Tylliff]

Notice the white spread on the cracker with the added prompt.. "Naturally Flavored!"

[Glaves]

If you have to pay money IG or OG to cyber in Gemstone or anywhere on the internet your a sad pathetic piece of shit probably disgustingly fat person and deserve to be shot, spit on, set on fire, then turned into jello so i can shit you out.

[Divinity]

If you have to pay money IG or OG to cyber in Gemstone or anywhere on the internet your a sad pathetic piece of shit probably disgustingly fat person and deserve to be shot, spit on, set on fire, then turned into jello so i can shit you out.

Tis' the season!

[Drew]

If you have to pay money IG or OG to cyber in Gemstone or anywhere on the internet your a sad pathetic piece of shit probably disgustingly fat person and deserve to be shot, spit on, set on fire, then turned into jello so i can shit you out.


So you cybered someone you eventually found out was a dude?

[JDDZ]

If you have to pay money IG or OG to cyber in Gemstone or anywhere on the internet your a sad pathetic piece of shit probably disgustingly fat person and deserve to be shot, spit on, set on fire, then turned into jello so i can shit you out.

There seems to be some underlying deeper problem here then open contempt for actual whores. I'd pay hella crazy silvers to cyber with someone like Drew.

[Drew]

There seems to be some underlying deeper problem here then open contempt for actual whores. I'd pay hella crazy silvers to cyber with someone like Drew.

It's quite the experience.

[Androidpk]

Roofles

[Drakefang]

If you have to pay money IG or OG to cyber in Gemstone or anywhere on the internet your a sad pathetic piece of shit probably disgustingly fat person and deserve to be shot, spit on, set on fire, then turned into jello so i can shit you out.

But it's okay to go to Thailand and score with the ladies!

[Eoghain]

But it's okay to go to Thailand and score with the ladies!

Just like in Gemstone, there are no actual women in Thailand. Just a whole bunch of dudes pretending to be.

[Drakefang]

Just like in Gemstone, there are no actual women in Thailand. Just a whole bunch of dudes pretending to be.

I knew this was coming and it's good for a laugh. However, I am pretty sure there are some vets who know otherwise.

[Beguiler]

Veterinarians know this stuff? Who knew!

[Port Royal]

Thats all you guys got??

[RichardCranium]

I got the herpes.

[4a6c1]

Ooops. I forgot to tell you about that.

[Sam]

dont't forget about the HIV i told you about, bro. Just because I'm immune doesn't mean everyone is.

[4a6c1]

You're immune? That's cool. Can I play with your chromosomes?

[4a6c1]

And of course by chromosomes I mean testicles. But mostly chromosomes. To stay on topic.

[Androidpk]

Careful, she's not offering the type of testicle play you're thinking of!

[4a6c1]

Hahahaha. Very tired posting is a no go. I was making less sense than usual last night. Oh well.

[actualGSwoman]

GS Whores
Gives a new meaning to "hunting" and explains a lot of whispering.
Think I'll get one of Helga's girls to give TSC a good scrubbin and maybe a few other places too...
ewww

[Drew]

Oh an ACTUAL GS woman?!? We've been waiting ever so long for one of those to arrive!

[Gelston]

What is a woman?

[DCSL]

What is a woman?

What is a GS woman?

[msconstrew]

What is a GS woman?

A figment of our collective imaginations.

[XThorX]

What is a GS woman?

It's a trap!

[4a6c1]

It's a tarp?

[Tgo01]

It's a part.

[DCSL]

I'm pretty sure it's a prat.

[actualGSwoman]

I'm pretty sure it's a girl.

[Merala]

I was kinda hoping for a meltdown. I think we're overdue.

[actualGSwoman]

Let's do it.
the meltdown

[Asha]

Someone meltdown!

[actualGSwoman]

Not meltdown worthy.

In this bordello of postadolescent, premenopausal nerds too lazy or cheap to drive to a strip club and tuck in $5 while playing pocket pool,
and used, heart broken GS whores willing to trade imaginary fellatio for a chance at being loved,

Desire to participate in "love" in the glare of an illiminated monitor in the night doesn't appeal to me.

Heads turn when I walk in a room, any room. Heads at both ends.
Both sexes.
I can, and do, get laid whenever I want the old fashioned way. Much more satisfying I would imagine.

There's only one I've met who would even make me pause to think.
He wasn't one of you.
That I know of anyway.

[Some Rogue]

Not meltdown worthy.

In this bordello of postadolescent, premenopausal nerds too lazy or cheap to drive to a strip club and tuck in $5 while playing pocket pool,
and used, heart broken GS whores willing to trade imaginary fellatio for a chance at being loved,

Desire to participate in "love" in the glare of an illiminated monitor in the night doesn't appeal to me.

Heads turn when I walk in a room, any room. Heads at both ends.
Both sexes.
I can, and do, get laid whenever I want the old fashioned way. Much more satisfying I would imagine.

There's only one I've met who would even make me pause to think.
He wasn't one of you.
That I know of anyway.

You spelled illuminated wrong, might want to fix that if you're trying to look smart.

[Asha]

There was quite a bit more wrong with that post than that.

[Some Rogue]

There was quite a bit more wrong with that post than that.

That's the reason for my edit.

[Liagala]

I think Gracy got over her "OMG I'm sorry" phase and came back.

[Gweneivia]

I can, and do, get laid whenever I want...

I've never understood why people seem to feel that cybersex and real sex are mutually exclusive. It's like saying, "I don't want my breasts played with, I have a vagina." Both can be fun, if you enjoy it.


...the old fashioned way.

You lie back, close your eyes, hold still, and pray that it's over soon? Sorry to hear that. :(

[Merala]

I've never understood why people seem to feel that cybersex and real sex are mutually exclusive. It's like saying, "I don't want my breasts played with, I have a vagina." Both can be fun, if you enjoy it.



You lie back, close your eyes, hold still, and pray that it's over soon? Sorry to hear that. :(

I think I love you for this entire post. Just saying.

[Tgo01]

There's only one I've met who would even make me pause to think.
He wasn't one of you.
That I know of anyway.

Go on.

[actualGSwoman]

I apologize for my remarks being crude. If you look back on the previous posts of this thread, they may be more graphic, but not more crude really.

As for the spelling, I did google adolescent and one out of 2 isn't bad.

[RichardCranium]

Tits or GTFO.

[Merala]

And as for the not meltdown worthy thing, we've seen huge meltdowns for much, much less. I had my fingers crossed.

[Liagala]

I think I love you for this entire post. Just saying.

Tits or GTFO.
:yeahthat: To both ^


I apologize for my remarks being crude.
I think instead of crude, you were looking for the words pretentious, self-absorbed, or delusional.

[actualGSwoman]

No, I meant crude.

[Asha]

Christ, you're a laugh a minute.

[Liagala]

No, I meant crude.
Sounds like you need a dictionary for more than just spelling. I saw nothing crude in your posts. There was a clear indication that you think you're better than most of us, but that's an entirely different apology. If you think what you said is crude, I REALLY don't recommend reading any more of the PC. It will likely give you nightmares.

[Gnome Rage]

I want to see pictures! PROOF IS NEEDED

[actualGSwoman]

I was kinda hoping for a meltdown. I think we're overdue.


Let's do it.
the meltdown


Someone meltdown!


This was something I wrote for kicks.

I don't think I'm better than most of you.

My one point is I try not to let myself be treated poorly.
Women in GS, and on here also, are sometimes treated in a degrading manner.

There is another choice a woman can make.

PS Next time instead of GS Whores we can list players with pencil dicks irl
(JUST KIDDING)

Happy New Year!

[Warriorbird]

This was something I wrote for kicks.

I don't think I'm better than most of you.

My one point is I try not to let myself be treated poorly.
Women in GS, and on here also, are sometimes treated in a degrading manner.

There is another choice a woman can make.

PS Next time instead of GS Whores we can list players with pencil dicks irl
(JUST KIDDING)

Happy New Year!

I think most of the ones saying you were an idiot were women if it helps.

[actualGSwoman]

I think most of the ones saying you were an idiot were women if it helps.

um, ok

[DCSL]

There was a clear indication that you think you're better than most of us,

I think it was more like she thinks she's better than all of us because there is apparently only one worthwhile person she's met from GS and he is not here.

It's so hard to convey tone through the internet so I'll just save everyone some time wondering: I am crushed by this stranger's dismissal of my assumed proclivities.

[actualGSwoman]

go back...it was all made up.
we were having a pretend meltdown.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I really am.

and thank you, Warriorbird for your note.

ps this seemed like fun at the time.....

[Parkbandit]

My one point is I try not to let myself be treated poorly.
Women in GS, and on here also, are sometimes treated in a degrading manner.


Shut your skanky, whore mouth and get your fat ass back in the kitchen.

[actualGSwoman]

biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed, huh?

[Asha]

No he meant get back in the fucking kitchen.

[Kronius]

I liked this thread better when it named actual whores

[Gelston]

Maybe she is, laptop + wifi. I just don't find it within the realm of possibility that she could have left the kitchen.

[Parkbandit]

No he meant get back in the fucking kitchen.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/012010/1264091579_kirk_rofl.gif

[Atlanteax]

I liked this thread better when it named actual whores

This