Sorc Slayer Spear Auction.

[Agamemnon]

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I hope many people attend this auction as possible thus my date on the bottom is tentative (although I'll be there to demonstrate the weapon). This is a public auction. The highest bidder will win. Only 3 bids per person. Time and place below! Thanks
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>You glance down to see a void essence longspear in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.

>exam longs

Upon closer examination, you notice the longspear to be sucking the light from around itself. The longspear is about the length of a typical giantman and seems to be made out of black smoke holding to the general shape of a spear-like weapon. The handle is cold and solid to the touch, providing a sure, if albeit uncomfortable grip. You catch the feint glimmer of words from deep within the longspear. They read "Sorc Slayer".

After a careful inspection you determine that a void essence longspear requires skill in polearm weapons to use effectively. It appears to be a modified lance. It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of krodera.

Longspear is lance based. 5x, AND BYPASSES ALL SPELLS WORN BY THE TARGET This ability is not a flare and works every time the weapon is swung.

Demonstration Date and Tentative Auction Date Below

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*AUCTION WILL TAKE PLACE 4/12/08 9PM EST Thrak Inn *
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[bubbauno]

Isn't this basically the same as the new ability the grimswarm had for a day or two? A few days later a weapon has the same ability.. Yeah right.

[Asha]

the length of a typical giantman. :lol:

[Danical]

false item. ban.

also, die.

[Agamemnon]

Yeah, I knew this was going to happen. Frankly, the skeptism is warranted especially for a unique weapon like this. Everyone just come to the forementioned date and time and I'll have a bard there and we'll take the weapon for a test run and we'll do the whole nine yards. You can bring your bard, and I'll also call a GM so I can hand the weapon to you and you can swing with it etc. If you can't make it and you need a private display, then PM and I'll set something up.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Wow, GM at your beck and call?!

[RichardCranium]

SIGN ME UP FOR THE PRIVATE DISPLAY PLEASE.

[dszabo]

I wonder if Agamemnon knows Lysander or Kull?

[Kitsun]

The short and show look freaking awful; like it was made up on the spot and didn't pass through QC. Smells like a fake to me.

[Asha]

Why would anyone fake. I think it's fake btw.

I mean.. ''sorc slayer''?
Pfft.

[g++]

Why would anyone fake. I think it's fake btw.

I mean.. ''sorc slayer''?
Pfft.

From Snapp in another thread Lysander graced us in:



Nah. I meant that if Agamemnon is actually taking a 3 month vacation, that means Kull and Lysander will be too.

Let's see if you can put it together.
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[Asha]

Everyone knows that, g++.
I mean, what can you possibly gain from faking?

[Kitsun]

This is such a poorly conceived, implemented and unoriginal joke. I mean he takes the shiny new Grimswarm KILLPURE ability and shoved it on a weapon. The weapon is grammatically flawed, its construction is highly inconsistent and designed by a mind a few bricks short of a shithouse.

If you're not going to get a friend with the ability to read/write properly to check your slop, why even bother posting?

[Carsyn]

Everyone knows that, g++.
I mean, what can you possibly gain from faking?

Attention.

I'll vote fake on this too. Someone put up a poll.

[g++]

Attention?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Do you think he's Kevinhm?

[Danical]

I hope so.

:popcorn:

[thefarmer]

Why the fuck is/are he/they still allowed to post?

[Danical]

Aside from general asshatery, they haven't broken any rules, as far as I know.

Let's face it, I think we all appreciate the leniency Krannar and the PC affords us.

[NocturnalRob]

You catch the feint glimmer of words from deep within the longspear. They read "Sorc Slayer".


do we pay extra for misspelled words?

[g++]

do we pay extra for misspelled words?

The whole descriptions is actually pretty funny, its a lance thats a cloud of black smoke with a laser light show in the center of it.

[StrayRogue]

Do you think he's Kevinhm?

We've already established that's Nelek.

[Kitsun]

Just out of morbid curiosity whatever happened to this pile of horse shit?

[fallenSaint]

Just out of morbid curiosity whatever happened to this pile of horse shit?

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=31783 ?

[Crazy Bard]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=31783 ?

HAHAHAHA

[Drunken Durfin]

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*AUCTION WILL TAKE PLACE 4/12/08 9PM EST Thrak Inn *
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So, who won the imaginary spear?