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Tumbadoo
03-31-2008, 05:37 PM
Any 5-7x blessable mattocks out there?
Khariz
03-31-2008, 06:37 PM
Got an 8x one. Not really "for sale", but money talks, I guess.
Tumbadoo
03-31-2008, 07:20 PM
What does 10k say when it talks?
Khariz
03-31-2008, 07:26 PM
It says "You are entitled to one of my buttnuggets".
Tumbadoo
03-31-2008, 07:33 PM
And who does'nt enjoy a good butnugget?
Drunken Durfin
03-31-2008, 08:58 PM
And who does'nt enjoy a good butnugget?

For the record, I do not.
Tumbadoo
03-31-2008, 09:01 PM
I suppose it would really depend on who donates the nugget.
Drunken Durfin
03-31-2008, 09:08 PM
No, it wouldn't.
Khariz
03-31-2008, 09:10 PM
No, it wouldn't.

THis reminds me of something that one of my slightly mentally slow friends said once. He said:

"When I die, I want to be creamated and put into Britney Spears' chili." When we asked him why, he said, "So I can tear her ass up."

I was so dumbfounded that I about killed myself. He was obsessed with her.
Durgrimst
03-31-2008, 10:30 PM
THis reminds me of something that one of my slightly mentally slow friends said once. He said:

"When I die, I want to be creamated and put into Britney Spears' chili." When we asked him why, he said, "So I can tear her ass up."

I was so dumbfounded that I about killed myself. He was obsessed with her.

This has nothing to do with the Mattock, but Khariz reminded me of one of my buddies stupid ideas.

We were getting ready to go on our 2nd deployment to Ramadi and when it came time to fill out our Will's, he said that if he died he wanted to be cremated and then have his ashes mixed with silicone and dildo's made out of him so that he could keep on fucking for years to come.