Bulletproof Bed w/air Supply & Toilet

[Methais]

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/28/bulletproof-antiterr.html

Bulletproof "anti-terrorist" bed with air-supply, toilet
Posted by Cory Doctorow, March 28, 2008 3:15 AM | permalink
This appears not to be a joke: the Quantum Sleeper is a bed that hermetically seals itself as you sleep to protect you from "Bio-Chemical terrorist attack," "natural disaster," "kidnappers/stalkers" (only those who don't possess a forklift, surely) and affords "Bulletproof 'Saferoom' protection."

1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
Rebreather
Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)

Air/Water Tight Sealing
External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
Battery Backup Power
Toiletry system

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/facepalm8bu0.jpg

[TheEschaton]

Ummmm. Did anyone else see "Air supply" and think, well....you know.

Damn, I'm so ashamed.

[Stanley Burrell]

Ummmm. Did anyone else see "Air supply" and think, well....you know.

Naw, but I did think about all those fat chick pics Methais posted and immediately recognized what great structural composition these antimatter explosion resistant can-endure-the-end-of-the-universe bedframe will be for fat sluts with size Quadruple XYZ Dwarven warthongs.

amirite? Don't answer that. Ommmg, I should not have to need sleep this bad this early.