Merry Chrismathrakwanzicanaramadon. Donations accepted.

[Moist Happenings]

Today Znug busted his car! It's busted but good. But he got some action last night so it's a toss-up as to how things went. He fell asleep at the thing..you know, the wheel. anyway his car may be totaled. And I require your money. er, he does.

Please to be makink checks Payable to Neff Offlinslo...er..Znug Frutt.

Please to be sendink donation of cash, check, money order, lonely cute girls, or food to our apartment in Princeton.

Anyway, everybody show your love to Znug, a.k.a. Pat, because he's no doubt kind've down and doesn't know what he's gonna do for work or transportation or rent. He could use some cheering up. So I ORDER you all to send chrismathrakwanzicanaramadonian cheer his(and my) way.

That is all.

[Betheny]

I don't get it. :(

[Xcalibur]

Znug broke his car

Neff want us to give him cash to compensate (maybe get an other one eventually)

0 chance it works

[Betheny]

I'd give him money if I wasn't poor.

[Moist Happenings]

Heh. I was kidding about the cash. I just was hoping somebody would give him reassurance that shit happens and that it'll be alright. He's a bit down. :P

[Xcalibur]

That shit happens

It will be alright

Don't be a bit down

There

[Moist Happenings]

w00t.

he has insurance. I hope...

[HarmNone]

Ish. Sorry about the car. Somehow, it just hurts more about this time of the year. Like money was not tight enough, eh? :(

HarmNone

[Weedmage Princess]

Well I can fix his problems if he's willing to be my getaway driver for a pending bank heist.

[Carl Spackler]

You want a getaway driver who falls asleep at the wheel?

[GSLeloo]

lol good point Carl. I can be a good getaway driver! Should've seen me on the highway last night... I was so sick of driving that I was doing 70 and weaving in and out of traffic. I love 10PM on Route 4.

[Sean]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
lol good point Carl. I can be a good getaway driver! Should've seen me on the highway last night... I was so sick of driving that I was doing 70 and weaving in and out of traffic. I love 10PM on Route 4.

until you hit a pothole out in bergen thats about 4 lanes wide and 20' long.

i hate rt4. id rather take 46 or the pkway.

and uh to stay on topic if i wasnt broke and taking the last of my money to go out drinking tonight id help out but uh i am.

[GSLeloo]

I get off before that I think. I want from the U-Turn by the Tenplex to the Ridgewood/Midland Park exit that takes you out by a Dunkin Donuts. And I was flying the entire way. It was kind of fun.

[Drew2]

Flying for Leloo is about 45 mph.

[Skirmisher]

Rt 4 just sucks except on sunday. Go blue laws.


oh..ontopicness.....um...sorry Znug. Next time try nodoze or something.

[Hips]

Heh. I go 80 mph on the NJT, at any hour. All you have to do is follow people who are going faster than you are. :smilegrin:

But anyway: Chad, tell Pat that I'm sorry, and that I hope his desk doesn't beat him up again. He was the roomie that was somehow going to kill himself on the desk, right? Heheh.

[Moist Happenings]

Kill himself on the desk? Oh! Well sort of. See we were trying to "mod" the desk, so to say. With a piece from my desk that I didn't use but he wanted. And it fell on his face. It was great.

[Stunseed]

The only time I was doing less than 90 in the Jeep going up and down I-95 was in Washington and Richmond. NYC I slowed down to watch the city on the George Washington bridge. And the Interpid......well, before I knew it I was doing 110...

Give Pat my condolensces < sp? > and hopes of merry holidays.

Love you Jolena!

[Moist Happenings]

Pat sends his thanks for all your well-wishing. He'll be back to busting his face while modding desks in no time.