Hello friends

[longshot]

I didn't want to take the other thread off topic... I know, I know. I'm considerate like that.

I was missing the boards, and wondering what the lands were like now. It's funny that I come here and find Tayre thinking of playing again too.

Well, at first I didn't know that "Drew2" was Tayre... half of you idiots thought it'd be a great idea to change your names.

I checked out the picture thread for a bit.

Stanley Burrell... I'm surprised I haven't seen you on "To Catch a Predator" yet. Seriously. Shave the stache already.

Carl Spackler, way to rock out at the Shark, and good work beating up on the dirty sorostitues. Wow do I miss State... Some of the happiest moments in life were those first few sunny day in spring each year. Everyone is outside. The tournament is starting. Nobody goes to class. I gotta stop before I start telling frat stories and tearing up...

I see "The Edine" (SST?) got married. Congratulations. She's very beautiful. I can't even imagine how much you spent on bar fines for her...

Just kidding. Glad to see you're doing well, and a sincere congratulations.

Bobmuthol, you're going to college. Wow... Between studying and not getting laid, how will you have time for Gemstone? Seriously, that's great that you got into some good schools. Sorry about MIT.

Hulkien. Looking good. I'm not on team Snapp, so don't think I mean it in that way. Just good to see that you're doing well.

I did a "search post" for Longshot, and I'm happy I made enough people laugh to be mentioned in the classic posts/classic flamewar discussions. Very very cool. To those on the receiving end of a few barbs... I'm not sorry. I like all of you, so deal with it. Well, most of you anyway.

What great debacles did I miss when I was gone?

[Drew]

Welcome back, we're pregnant and you owe back child support.

[The Ponzzz]

Yea, arears are a bitch!

Also, Bobmuthol (Alex) fucks 8 bitches a day...

[Drew]

Also, Bobmuthol (Alex) fucks 8 bitches a day...


In retrospect, after we heard his rapping skills we should have known he would fuck bitches at least 3x.

[Keller]

Backlash has a tiny dick.

Welcome the fuck back.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Keller has a sore jaw.

Welcome the fuck back.

[Nieninque]

Fuck yeah.

<3 longshot

[Daniel]

Welcome Back

I= RangerD. Got out of the Army, Went to College, now work in the Gov'nent.

PB got even more senile and rabid in his conservatism.

How was business school?

[Back]

All hell has officially broken loose.

Welcome back.

[Parkbandit]

Welcome back LS. Oh, the drama you have missed...

[CrystalTears]

Hell yeah! :heart: Longshot. Welcome back!

[AnticorRifling]

Man we'll let anyone back to these boards.

[Stretch]

It feels like it's gotten a lot older here the last couple of weeks.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Where ya been hiding LS?

[Gan]

It feels like it's gotten a lot older here the last couple of weeks.

Especially with the re-emergence of Anticor.

[AnticorRifling]

Especially with the re-emergence of Anticor.

I'm 27. F U.

[Skeeter]

You don't look a day over 38

[AnticorRifling]

I blame the twins.

[Stanley Burrell]

WHATTUP L-DAWG?!

I'm thinking about getting some Clubman's black moustache wax.

[Skeeter]

I blame the twins.

I have no doubt about this. One kid is killing me, I can't imagine dealing with 2.

[Gan]

I'm 27. F U.
Heh, just wait til you're 37.


You don't look a day over 38
ROFL - you think he looks old now? Just wait.


I have no doubt about this. One kid is killing me, I can't imagine dealing with 2.
AMEN brother.

[Sean of the Thread]

I blame the twins.

Still lots of time to hit the treadmill before you hit 30 butter ball.

Oh and I have a new strategy.... let my kids keep beating each other. Two kids enter one kid leave.



Welcome back LS.

[Parkbandit]

Let's leave age out of this.

[Gan]

Let's leave age out of this.

LOL

OK Moses.

[Sean of the Thread]

LOL

OK Moses.

I've warned you about pissing off PB.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/roadrage.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Oh and I have a new strategy.... let my kids keep beating each other. Two kids enter one kid leave.



Welcome back LS.

I already do that with my kids. Put one toy in the middle of the room, sit back and watch the mayhem.

Anticor, father of the year.

[RichardCranium]

I have four. Three daughters. I'm 27. Yeah, what the fuck was I thinking?

[mgoddess]

<...>Three daughters.<...>Yeah, what the fuck was I thinking?

Just wait until they hit puberty.

And then you'll want to kill yourself.

[NocturnalRob]

Just wait until they hit puberty.

then give me a call

[AnticorRifling]

I have four. Three daughters. I'm 27. Yeah, what the fuck was I thinking?

You were thinking "Hey that chick is naked. It's go time!"

[RichardCranium]

Yeah, I never was one to think shit through.

[RichardCranium]

then give me a call

I'll call you impotent after I cut your balls off and feed them to you.

[AnticorRifling]

That would be sterile, not impotent per say.

[RichardCranium]

I don't think I could get it up after that.

[AnticorRifling]

Welcome to the pharmacutical age my friend. No balls got you down? Take this and a glass of water, here comes the wang.

[RichardCranium]

I was wondering how Xyelin had kids.

[Makkah]

I wish I remembered you.

Welcome... back?

[longshot]

Makkah, I'm sure you were high when you read my posts. No offense taken.

Anticor, congrats on the kids. I don't have any that I know of, so no more toddler stories here. Next thing you know, Brat is going to start putting up pictures of ponies and shit...

Bobmuthol gets laid? Wow... that's cool and frightening at the same time.

Daniel/RangerD: B-school is good. Last quarter coming up. You out in DC now?

CT, Michiko, hello to you both. Missed you as well.

PB, good to see you're here defending the homeland. Don't let these hippies get under your skin.

Why does Backlash now have a small dick? You guys are harsh... unless he hooked up with Beth (Miamara?). Then he deserves it.

Backlash, just go with this one:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2190&stc=1&d=1206397855


Oh, and what happened to Wezas?

Okay. I leave for Costa Rica tomorrow for Spring Break. See ya.

One last thing... someone please pm me about how to embed pictures in a post. Yes, I read the tag explanation thing... and I still can't get it to work for files that I upload.

[Daniel]

Yep. Been here for a while.

As for Wezas...his wife found out about him on the PC and nixed that whole idea.

[Back]

Heh. Pretty... pretty... pretty good.

[Soulpieced]

Who are you again?

[Brattt8525]

Oh I feel warm and fuzzy now. The last pony picture I put up was in 2006 of my Reserve World Champion, if we do it this year want me to send you one of the 8X10's?

Nice to see you posting again, if nothing else your wit is original.

[DCSL]

Yay, Longshot! Sometimes, whenever Longshot returns, I hear "Hail the conquering hero!" in my head. I'm not completely sure why.

[Snapp]

Welcome back longshot. :D

[Hulkein]

Hey what's up longshot. Thanks for the compliments. You seem to be getting nicer when you take hiatuses from the boards which is cool, but I do hope that you find someone who pisses you off so we can all remember longshot circa 2004.

And I don't think Bob gets laid with any regularity, although he had a girlfriend a year or so ago which means he has probably gotten laid more recently than a lot of people here.

[Gan]

Yep. Been here for a while.

As for Wezas...his wife found out about him on the PC and nixed that whole idea.

We call this the Wezas rule.

Dont post anything that can come back to incriminate you should your significant other (or other family members) discover your login and run a search on everything you've posted.

And definately dont lead your significant other(s) here to suffer being exposed to those of us who would take perverse pleasure in introducing them to your darker side, be it truthful or not.

In Wezas's case, didnt his wife find out that Wezy got a hummer from Beth (while his wife was pregnant) when reading through his posts here on the PC?

[Drew]

And definitely don't call the mods at 3AM in the morning begging for those posts to be deleted.

[Hulkein]

I've been here the entire time longshot has been gone and don't know half of these stories...

[Daniel]

Yea. You've gotten be an idiot to ever document any sort of sexual act on the internet.

The only time I've done it was when I wanted to passive aggressively break up with a girl. So, I sent something to a girl that could be interpreted either way. Had her read it and flip out, then claimed she was nuts and too nosy and broke it off.

It worked like a charm.

[Bobmuhthol]

I fucked your mom.

[Skeeter]

We call this the Wezas rule.

Dont post anything that can come back to incriminate you should your significant other (or other family members) discover your login and run a search on everything you've posted.

And definately dont lead your significant other(s) here to suffer being exposed to those of us who would take perverse pleasure in introducing them to your darker side, be it truthful or not.

In Wezas's case, didnt his wife find out that Wezy got a hummer from Beth (while his wife was pregnant) when reading through his posts here on the PC?

something like that