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zhelas
03-11-2008, 09:10 AM
Creepy gnome' terrorises town

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

AnticorRifling
03-11-2008, 09:26 AM
Damn alliance.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
03-11-2008, 10:09 AM
ROFL, someone just tackle the little bastard and tickle him until he farts rainbows and begs for tartsies and shinies!

Stanley Burrell
03-11-2008, 02:18 PM
Upon first glance, it looks a bit like an Ewok.

It's an Ewok.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-11-2008, 02:22 PM
The girlish scream at the end is cool. Just looks like a midget with a pointy hat to me.

Whimsi
03-11-2008, 02:37 PM
Isn't the Sun like the british version of the Enquirer? Next Zhelas will be posting threads about two headed babies.

zhelas
03-11-2008, 02:42 PM
Isn't the Sun like the british version of the Enquirer? Next Zhelas will be posting threads about two headed babies.

LOL!!!

Xiandrena
03-11-2008, 02:43 PM
Those kids were trying to get his lucky charms.

Celephais
03-11-2008, 02:51 PM
Why is there an apostrophe between gnome and terrorises?

Fallen
03-11-2008, 02:56 PM
More importantly, why didn't someone run up and soccer style kick that gnome?

Farn
03-11-2008, 03:22 PM
Gnomes always did creep me out. I know they've been biding their time, strategically distributing their forces amongst the gardens of the populace ... once they've staked out enough homes they'll start their massive uprising all at once! This article shows that they're getting gutsier by actually deploying detectable recon that's willing to risk being seen in order to actually move about independantly.

Prepare your defenses, remove your keys from under your doormats and fake garden stones ... keep the windows and doors locked ... if you claim a religion, see that you pray ... the Gnomeageddon is nigh!

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-11-2008, 03:27 PM
There is a house in my neighborhood that has lawn gnomes in it. No accounting for taste I guess.

The giant boob fountain in my backyard has gotten some letters to my HOA though.