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zhelas
03-10-2008, 01:51 PM
This weekend a group of diners went where few Minnesotans have gone before, getting a taste of "body sushi."
http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/dining/16432456.html?page=2&c=y
By TOM HORGEN, Star Tribune

Last update: March 10, 2008 - 12:34 PM

BODY SUSHI
What: Temple restaurant is offering the experience in private dinners for groups of six or more.

Cost: $150 a person.

Where: 1201 Harmon Place, Mpls.

Info: 612-767-3770 or www.mplstemple.com.

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Ali Howell is a massage therapist and a college student. But on Saturday night, the 26-year-old brunette was a human sushi platter.

Naked under two roses and a large daisy placed you-know-where, she lay still for more than an hour as people plucked raw fish off her body at Temple, the downtown Minneapolis restaurant that held its inaugural naked sushi party this weekend.

Her nerves? Forged in steel. She went sky-diving on Christmas Eve. And she enjoyed every minute of this.

"You only live once," she said.

About 200 other Minnesotans thought the same, forking over $75 apiece to partake in this rare culinary adventure. You might expect a drooling crowd of male hedonists, but the diners -- evenly split between men and women, and ranging in age from 20s to 50s -- were calm and curious, though they did mingle about with ear-to-ear smiles, as if each had just won the Powerball.

While some people call it "naked sushi," its proprietors prefer the term body sushi, because the models aren't nude -- they're wearing flowers (and raw fish, of course). In Japan, it's called nyotaimori, meaning "female body presentation."

For Temple's owner, Thom Pham, bringing body sushi to Minnesota is all about raising our foodie profile. "It's an art," he repeated throughout the night, citing body sushi's tradition in Japan's old geisha culture.

Only a handful of U.S. restaurants -- in Los Angeles, New York and Chicago -- have adopted the custom on a regular basis. Minneapolis' health and licensing officials signed off on Pham's venture after witnessing a mock trial, he said. A Seattle restaurant tried it in 2003 but was met with a minor uproar from feminist groups.

Pham's version encompassed the style and sophistication you'd expect from a superstar restaurateur. But he did veer from tradition in one key area.

Namely: dudes. Half the models were men. "It's only fair for the ladies," Pham said.

One of these brave studs was Colin Jaworski, 23, of Brooklyn Park. While he's never been a model -- he builds hot tubs for his family's business -- he's no stranger to nudity.

"I grew up going to nudist resorts," he said.

He didn't mind going totally hairless either, which was a requirement for each model (they were paid $100 an hour, plus tips). The whole thing seemed like a walk in the park for the soft-spoken Jaworski.

"It's not a big deal," he said. "Although, I've never had anybody eat off me before."

But eat they did. Upon entering Temple that night, every diner was issued one pair of fine wooden chopsticks. They were also given a list of rules: Don't speak to the models, don't touch the models and don't say anything inappropriate. You might be eating raw fish off a semi-naked person, but please don't treat them like strippers.

As the sold-out crowd poured into Temple's main dining room, Howell, Jaworski and two other models were lying on tables scattered throughout the restaurant. But there was a peculiar hesitation. Like true Minnesotans, nobody wanted to go first. Soon, though, the tables were as crowded as the crab-leg platter at a Chinese buffet.

Chopsticks in hand, Lily Crooks, 25, stood with a group of friends just feet from one of the male models. After watching someone else make the first move, she rallied her group: "OK, now we better move in."

Her roommate Ellie Blades, 27, went straight for the male model's chest. Crooks, the right thigh.

When asked about the sushi's quality, Blades smiled and said:

"It was the best piece of salmon I've ever had in my life."

Temple's sushi chefs tried their best to keep up, but as soon they'd replace the eaten sushi, the new stuff would disappear.

One couple, Steve Chicilo of Lake Elmo and Carrie Sharp of Stillwater, were particularly quick on the draw. However, while nabbing the last two pieces of one batch, Chicilo fumbled his chopsticks, resorting to a quick hand grab right off the guy's chest. A relative newbie, Chicilo was introduced to sushi by Sharp just in the past year....(continued)...http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/dining/16432456.html?page=2&c=y

CrystalTears
03-10-2008, 01:52 PM
Goddamnit, now I'm hungry for sushi.

Drew2
03-10-2008, 01:57 PM
I'm hungry for sushi on naked men.

Hips
03-10-2008, 01:58 PM
I'm hungry for sushi on naked men.

LET'S GO!!

Drew2
03-10-2008, 02:00 PM
Like seriously, if there's any reason to go to Minnesota, this is it.

Stanley Burrell
03-10-2008, 02:00 PM
Minnesota is the cosmic glue that holds the universe together.

AestheticDeath
03-10-2008, 02:04 PM
Um.. They must have had like some super flowers to cover the guys... Or they had overflow. Ginormous sunflowers ftw!

Drew2
03-10-2008, 02:11 PM
Unless they were Backlash-ian, then they just had daisies. Maybe even baby's breath.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-10-2008, 02:19 PM
I'd worry about skin conditions that I can't see and me eating it :( I'm too much of a germophobe to eat off another person. Hell, I can't open the bathroom door without a papertowel at work because I'm sure it has feces on it.

I'm not so OCD that I can't function as a human, just not gonna intentionally eat off some strangers chest. Now if it was someone I knew... maybe.

CrystalTears
03-10-2008, 02:19 PM
Unless they were Backlash-ian, then they just had daisies. Maybe even baby's breath.
:lol: I didn't say it this time!

By the way, I imagine the body is thoroughly cleaned prior to setting down the sushi pieces. Seeing how clean sushi chefs are, I doubt they'd be so quick to feed people dirty anything. And they're hairless! That's so awesome.

Stanley Burrell
03-10-2008, 02:24 PM
I'd worry about skin conditions that I can't see and me eating it :( I'm too much of a germophobe to eat off another person. Hell, I can't open the bathroom door without a papertowel at work because I'm sure it has feces on it.

I'm not so OCD that I can't function as a human, just not gonna intentionally eat off some strangers chest. Now if it was someone I knew... maybe.

To quote Jerry Lundegaard:

"They heck yey mean theyr'?"

Minnesotans will capitalize upon rinsing you of your ockdishness. Usually with booze. They are a spiritual people of Teleos.

Whimsi
03-10-2008, 02:27 PM
I wonder if the dudes had body wax jobs ala 40 Year Old Virgin. And I wonder what a naked sushi model makes per job.

Drew2
03-10-2008, 02:30 PM
$100 per hour plus tips. rtfm.

I wonder how much the person who cleans the model gets paid. I may consider a career change.

AestheticDeath
03-10-2008, 02:50 PM
Wonder what the tips were though.

Celephais
03-10-2008, 03:04 PM
Wonder what the tips were though.
Your sexual innuendo is priceless.

Clove
03-10-2008, 03:08 PM
Eh, this has been going on in Japan for a while. I'd rather take the trip out THERE than Minnesota. Japanese chicks and sushi FTW (and the sake is better).

Here, I'll take my sushi on a plate (and strip the girl AFTER dinner).

AnticorRifling
03-10-2008, 04:26 PM
* Insert fish smell joke here *

Whimsi
03-11-2008, 12:26 AM
$100 per hour plus tips. rtfm.

The 100 bucks per hour is probably an insignificant amount compared to what the body models actually pocketed. My curiousity remains unassuaged.

diethx
03-11-2008, 01:16 AM
The 100 bucks per hour is probably an insignificant amount compared to what the body models actually pocketed. My curiousity remains unassuaged.

Heh, what the hell do you tip in that kind of situation? More than the 20-30% you'd tip a normal server (for excellent service)? On one hand, they don't do nearly as much work as a normal server would. On the other, they're fucking naked and inviting you to eat off of them.

Methais
03-11-2008, 04:14 AM
What's the point?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-11-2008, 09:23 AM
I wonder if the dudes tape it down in case they get a boner.

zhelas
03-11-2008, 09:26 AM
Spicy tuna roll?

TheEschaton
03-11-2008, 09:51 AM
Srsly, what if a hot girl is eating sushi off your naked body??