Full list of stuff white people like

[Celephais]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

#82 Hating Corporations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/82-hating-corporations/)
#81 Graduate School
(http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/81-graduate-school/)#80 The Idea of Soccer (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/80-the-idea-of-soccer/)
#79 Modern Furniture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/02/79-modern-furniture/)
#78 Multilingual Children (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/78-multilingual-children/)
#77 Musical Comedy (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/77-musical-comedy/)
#76 Bottles of Water (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/)
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/75-threatening-to-move-to-canada/)
#74 Oscar Parties (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/74-oscar-parties/)
#73 Gentrification (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/73-gentrification/)
#72 Study Abroad (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/72-study-abroad/)
#71 Being the only white person around (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/71-being-the-only-white-person-around/)
#70 Difficult Breakups (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/70-difficult-breakups/)
#69 Mos Def (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/69-mos-def/)
#68 Michel Gondry (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/68-michel-gondry/)
#67 Standing Still at Concerts (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/68-standing-still-at-concerts/)
#66 Divorce (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/68-divorce/)
#65 Co-Ed Sports (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/67-co-ed-sports/)
#64 Recycling (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/66-recycling/)
#63 Expensive Sandwiches (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/63-expensive-sandwiches/)
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/62-knowing-whats-best-for-poor-people/)
#61 Bicycles (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/61-bicycles/)
#60 Toyota Prius (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/60-toyota-prius/)
#59 Natural Medicine (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/59-natural-medicine/)
#58 Japan (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/58-japan/)
#57 Juno (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/57-juno/)
#56 Lawyers (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/56-lawyers/)
#55 Apologies (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/05/55-apologies/)
#54 Kitchen Gadgets (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/05/54-kitchen-gadgets/)
#53 Dogs (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/53-dogs/)
#52 Sarah Silverman (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/52-sarah-silverman/)
#51 Living by the Water (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/51-living-by-the-water/)
#50 Irony (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/50-irony/)
#49 Vintage (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/49-vintage/)
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/48-whole-foods-and-grocery-co-ops/)
#47 Arts Degrees (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/01/47-arts-degrees/)
#46 The Sunday New York Times (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/45-the-sunday-new-york-times/)
#45 Asian Fusion Food (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/45-asian-fusion-food/)
#44 Public Radio (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/44-public-radio/)
#43 Plays (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/43-plays/)
#42 Sushi (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/42-sushi/)
#41 Indie Music (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/40-indie-music/)
#40 Apple Products (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/39-apple-products/)
#39 Netflix (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/38-netflix/)
#38 Arrested Development (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/38-arrested-development/)
#37 Renovations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/37-renovations/)
#36 Breakfast Places (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/36-breakfast-places/)
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/35-the-daily-showcolbert-report/)
#34 Architecture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/34-architecture/)
#33 Marijuana (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/33-marijuana/)
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/32-veganvegetarianism/)
#31 Snowboarding (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/31-snowboarding/)
#30 Wrigley Field (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/30-wrigley-field/)
#29 80s Night (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/29-80s-night/)
#28 Not having a TV (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/)
#27 Marathons (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/27-marathons/)
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/26-new-york-city/)
#25 David Sedaris (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/25-david-sedaris/)
#24 Wine (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/24-wine/)
#23 Microbreweries (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/23-microbreweries/)
#22 Having Two Last Names (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/22-having-two-last-names/)
#21 Writers Workshops (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/21-writers-workshops/)
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/20-being-an-expert-on-your-culture/)
#19 Traveling (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/19-travelling/)
#18 Awareness (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/18-awareness/)
#17 Hating their Parents (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/16-hating-your-parents/)
#16 Gifted Children (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/17-gifted-children/)
#15 Yoga (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/15-yoga/)
#14 Having Black Friends (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/14-having-black-friends/)
#13 Tea (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/13-tea/)
#12 Non-Profit Organizations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/12-non-profit-organizations/)
#11 Asian Girls (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/)
#10 Wes Anderson Movies (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-wes-anderson-movies/)
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/9-making-you-feel-bad-about-not-going-outside/)
#8 Barack Obama (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/8-barack-obama/)
#7 Diversity (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/7-diversity/)
#6 Organic Food (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/6-organic-food/)
#5 Farmer’s Markets (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/5-farmers-markets/)
#4 Assists (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/4-assists/)
#3 Film Festivals (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/3-film-festivals/)
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/2-religions-that-their-parents-dont-belong-to/)
#1 Coffee (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/1-coffee/)

[AnticorRifling]

I'm white and there are several things on that list that I don't like.

[diethx]

Man, i'm barely white at all according to that list. :/

[AnticorRifling]

Hell I don't even know what some of those things are....

[Methais]

What about slavery?

[diethx]

What about slavery?

I think you've been in the south too long.

[AnticorRifling]

I think you've been in the south too long. Or in middle management...

[Methais]

I think you've been in the south too long.

Who said anything about blacks? Blacks are lazy and shitty workers. I want an Asian slave, or perhaps even a Russian slave. Even a Mexican.

[Hulkein]

Haha. That must be directed specifically at white people my age and economic class because that fits a lot of people I know pretty well.

[Crazy Bard]

You forgot one more, cocaine

[Gan]

http://www.ideagrove.com/blog/uploaded_images/friendsbarack450-771532.jpg

#8. Barack Obama
Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.



:lol:

[Hulkein]

This is gold.

[Gan]

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/crossfade/MosDefTru3Magic.jpg

#69. Mos Def

In the olden days of white culture, people used to look up to Kings and Princes. These were the people that they adored, and every night they wished and hoped that somehow they could wake up and be just like them. But with Royal Families crumbling, that role has been filled by one man: Mos Def.

He is everything that white people dream about: authentic (”he’s from Brooklyn!”), funny (”he was on Chapelle show!”), artistic (have you heard “Black on Both Sides?”), an actor (”he’s in the new Gondry film!”) and not white (”I don’t see race”).

He has done an amazing job of being in big budget movies (The Italian Job) and having one of his songs become a white person wedding staple (Ms. Fat Booty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqbzy1tNSu0)) but still retaining authenticity and credibility.

If you find yourself in a social situation where you are asked to list your favorite actor or artist, you should always say Mos Def. This way you can name someone that everyone has heard of and you don’t look like you are trying to one up anybody. The only possible negative consequence is some white people might think “I wish I had said that first.”

:rofl:

[Stunseed]

Sarah Silverman?

Barf and not funny at the same time.

[Daniel]

Lolz. The one about favorite hip hop songs that white people like: House of pain got me in trouble at work.

[Celephais]

Sarah Silverman?

Barf and not funny at the same time.
I hate her too... but too many white people do like her :(

anyway the blurb about her is funny with an extra :rofl: for:

WARNING: under no circumstances should you EVER list Dane Cook as your favorite comedian. The wrong kind of white people like him. And mentioning him will cause white people to lose all respect for you.

[Stanley Burrell]

That is 100% correct.

Good post, Cele' :thumbup:

[TheEschaton]

I saw that a few weeks ago, it was awesome. And it's a blog, so by no means is it complete.

[Sean]

Notice Indian's or even an Indian friend aren't on that list... face it man White people just don't like you :(

[TheEschaton]

The Black Friend one can be extended to almost any minority.

-TheE-

[Celephais]

The Black Friend one can be extended to almost any minority.

-TheE-
Except indians. :tumble:

[Sean]

DEY TOOK UUR JOBS

[Skeeter]

how is porn not in the top 84

[Sean]

How is Mac & Cheese not on this list...

[Gan]

Sarah Silverman?

Barf and not funny at the same time.

Back(lash) even made a thread about his :love: for Sarah Silverman.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I've always wondered, when a group of black friends are standing around touting their openmindedness, do any of them say "I've got a few white friends".

I always chuckle inside when I'm standing around a group of white friends and one of them says they have a few black friends. I used to ask (no longer do), when was the last time you invited one over for dinner? Not that I'm much better, but I try.

PS Racism sucks, even if you aren't aware of it.

[Stanley Burrell]

Gatz, Bitchez, bluntz & 40oz aren't on the list. They all have the especially gangsta' "z" ending too :( Where my people at?

No disrespect to the list, Cele', but #70 makes me question its validity a little. No offense.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

White people love, LOVE Tupac. If there was any person with more street cred than Tupac, it's Tupac: Vermont.

[Snapp]

I dunno about most of that list, but I do <3 Netflix

[Crazy Bard]

Gatz, Bitchez, bluntz & 40oz aren't on the list. They all have the especially gangsta' "z" ending too :( Where my people at?

No disrespect to the list, Cele', but #70 makes me question its validity a little. No offense.

No, you just added a "z" to those words in an attempt to be funny. You miserably failed, however.

[Stunseed]

< Back(lash) even made a thread about his for Sarah Silverman. >

I'd use her hair like handlebars, yes. But good looking? In no means. I always wondered what witty thing she would she if she got shot in the face.

( Take it as you will. )

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

She'd be cute if she didn't have gigantic nostrils... and fuller lips... and a body that wasn't ripped off an eight year old boy.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

She's like Sarah Jessica Parker to me, sometimes hot, sometimes not.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movies_blog/060307_sarah3.jpghttp://www.steveharwood.com/punch/sarahSilverman.jpg

[Back]

Shes one of the better looking comediennes around, but mainly I like her over-the-top humor. Shes such a dirty jew. ;)

The list had me laughing. Stereotypical white politically correct yuppie liberals. What happened to Pabst Blue Ribbon and trailer parks?

[Stanley Burrell]

Family Matters featuring Jaleel White.

And Dave Chappelle.

[Methais]

how is porn not in the top 84

Because everyone likes porn, not just white people.

[LMingrone]

Hellman's Mayonnaise. WTF is miracle whip made of?

[AnticorRifling]

Bored at work:


#82 Hating Corporations - Not really, I don't mind most of them

#81 Graduate School - Go go more education without real world exp

#80 The Idea of Soccer - I do love me some soccer

#79 Modern Furniture - Nope, I prefer antiques

#78 Multilingual Children - As long as they speak the language appropriate for
the country they are living in I'm happy

#77 Musical Comedy - Yes

#76 Bottles of Water - Yes

#75 Threatening to Move to Canada - Fuck that

#74 Oscar Parties - People have these?

#73 Gentrification - I'd rather see the property improved for the families that are currently there.

#72 Study Abroad - I like the idea of teachings from other areas if only to get the same information presented in a different light.

#71 Being the only white person around - ???

#70 Difficult Breakups - Is it wrong that I've never had a breakup?

#69 Mos Def - He's ok

#68 Michel Gondry - I had to look him up, can't say I'd lose sleep if he drowned in a puddle.

#67 Standing Still at Concerts - Who goes to concerts where you have to
stand (that's a joke people)

#66 Divorce - Not a fan.

#65 Co-Ed Sports - No.

#64 Recycling - Meh.

#63 Expensive Sandwiches - I prefer good sandwiches, if they are pricey such is life.

#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People - Having been poor people before I
know what I didn't like about it...

#61 Bicycles - I like watching the Tours

#60 Toyota Prius - Fuck that

#59 Natural Medicine - Fuck that

#58 Japan - Not sure I love it but I'm not chanting for more A bombs in their
direction.

#57 Juno - The web service?

#56 Lawyers - A neccesary evil that should be kept under glass (fogged by constant pontificating) and broken out only when needed.

#55 Apologies - I don't mind manning up and admitting when I'm wrong.

#54 Kitchen Gadgets - I like knives

#53 Dogs - Yes

#52 Sarah Silverman - Wasn't dogs 53?

#51 Living by the Water - Yes

#50 Irony - Meh

#49 Vintage - I like the 80s...

#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - Fuck that.

#47 Arts Degrees - LOL HELL NO

#46 The Sunday New York Times - Fish wrappers are good I guess.

#45 Asian Fusion Food - What the hell is fusion food?

#44 Public Radio - Sadly I enjoy some public radio shows

#43 Plays - Yes

#42 Sushi - It's ok

#41 Indie Music - Hell no

#40 Apple Products - I like my ipod, the rest is whatever

#39 Netflix - Nope

#38 Arrested Development - It's ok

#37 Renovations - Some

#36 Breakfast Places - Only if it's Denny's

#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report - It's ok

#34 Architecture - Yes

#33 Marijuana - Never used it

#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - If God didn't want me to eat animals he wouldn't
have made them out of meat.

#31 Snowboarding - Never tried

#30 Wrigley Field - Yes

#29 80s Night - Sure

#28 Not having a TV - I didn't mind not having a TV when I was in the Corps
but I prefer having one

#27 Marathons - I used to enjoy them before I fucked up my hoof

#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) - Never been

#25 David Sedaris - Had to look him up again too, I don't think I'd wear a
black arm band if he was found in a dumpster.

#24 Wine - Yes

#23 Microbreweries - Hell no, hate beer

#22 Having Two Last Names - Nope, I thought that was a Spanish thing

#21 Writers Workshops - No

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture - I'm just happy to have some culture

#19 Traveling - Yes

#18 Awareness - Too liberal for me

#17 Hating their Parents - I like my folks

#16 Gifted Children - Is that PC for retarded?

#15 Yoga - No, I stretch before I lift and play sports but I don't give it
retarded self rightous names like "Kiss of the morning dew laden flower in love with the ripples on a mountain lake position"

#14 Having Black Friends - If we didn't like/love them would we call them friends? ... besides I thought we were only issued one black friend per cracker so this should be just Having Black Friend

#13 Tea - Sweet Tea

#12 Non-Profit Organizations - I think most of them are scams

#11 Asian Girls - I'm pretty much a fan of most women.

#10 Wes Anderson Movies - I had to hit IMDB to figure out what movies were his.

#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - It's your life.

#8 Barack Obama - Not a big fan.

#7 Diversity - Meh. I'd rather see people hired on qualifications and not their ability to look good on a demographic survey.

#6 Organic Food - Meh

#5 Farmer’s Markets - I'd rather just go back to the farm I grew up on.

#4 Assists - Basketball is not my thing

#3 Film Festivals -No

#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - I haven't found a religion I'm in love with let alone religions

#1 Coffee - I'll drink a cup of joe from time to time but I'm not someone that feels I'm better than you because my beans were hand picked from a field in the mountains of some far off land where the soil is made rich by the blood of the innocent.

Why weren't wiki's on the list?
__________________

[Stanley Burrell]

No, you just added a "z" to those words in an attempt to be funny. You miserably failed, however.

What are you, crazy or something, bard? It was extremely funny and I had great success.

[Stanley Burrell]

WTF is miracle whip made of?

God.

Jizz.

[Skeeter]

Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon.

[Drew]

I read 1 - 75 a while ago, great website.

[Celephais]

It's like some of you don't know what a stereotype is...

(no offense taken stan, not like I made the list).

[Gan]

Slow morning at work as well. So I'll add my 2 cents.


#82 Hating Corporations - Great if you're into marxism.

#81 Graduate School - Great for some, not for all, and not an excuse for RL experience.

#80 The Idea of Soccer - Great sport.

#79 Modern Furniture - Prefer shaker style or antiques. I like history and things with a history.

#78 Multilingual Children - nothing wrong with it. Another tool for your toolbox.

#77 Musical Comedy - Good entertainment.

#76 Bottles of Water - Handy for people on the go.

#75 Threatening to Move to Canada - Worst idea ever.

#74 Oscar Parties - A left coast thing I guess.

#73 Gentrification - As long as current residents arent forced out I have no problem with it. Investment is investment.

#72 Study Abroad - A little different culture never hurt anyone.

#71 Being the only white person around - Not something one experiences in Houston.

#70 Difficult Breakups - Is there such thing as a clean breakup? Or is that just considered casual/pay for sex?

#69 Mos Def - Not someone who's in my media collection.

#68 Michel Gondry - And this guy is on this list why?

#67 Standing Still at Concerts - Only if the wall happens to be holding you up.

#66 Divorce - Not an alternative for me.

#65 Co-Ed Sports - Can be very fun.

#64 Recycling - A good thing to participate in.

#63 Expensive Sandwiches - Quality is more important than price, up to a certain point.

#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People - Been there - done that, each case of being poor is different - so knowing whats best differs with each person/family.

#61 Bicycles - Fun to ride, I love my Trek.

#60 Toyota Prius - Waste of money.

#59 Natural Medicine - Hollistic medicine has its uses but not as a substitute for standard medicine practice.

#58 Japan - Good/smart people - good country.

#57 Juno - (the movie?) never saw it.

#56 Lawyers - Cant live with em, cant live without em.

#55 Apologies - Takes a big person to utter a sincere one.

#54 Kitchen Gadgets - William Sonoma, enough said.

#53 Dogs - Good companion - dont have one currently.

#52 Sarah Silverman - Obnoxious.

#51 Living by the Water - A good thing.

#50 Irony - Can be humorous.

#49 Vintage - old school is cool.

#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - Whole Foods Market has good things to eat.

#47 Arts Degrees - A great conversation piece, thats about it.

#46 The Sunday New York Times - Insignificant.

#45 Asian Fusion Food - :wtf:

#44 Public Radio - NPR in the morning.

#43 Plays - Some good, some a waste of time/money.

#42 Sushi - Sashimi only. Crab/Dragon rolls are gross.

#41 Indie Music - Videos are funny to watch. Music is kind of odd.

#40 Apple Products - IPOD rules. I owned an Apple II+e once.

#39 Netflix - No thanx.

#38 Arrested Development - Can live without it.

#37 Renovations - rewarding if you do it yourself and dont wreck the house/kill yourself before its completed.

#36 Breakfast Places - Black Walnut or IHOP.

#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report - OK if there's nothing else on.

#34 Architecture - ties in great with historical things/history.

#33 Marijuana - Never needed it.

#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - Like religion. If thats what you want to do - fine. Otherwise dont push it on me if I dont want it.

#31 Snowboarding - 2 skis plz.

#30 Wrigley Field - Never been.

#29 80s Night - Fun

#28 Not having a TV - No thx.

#27 Marathons - Never had the knees for it.

#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) - Never been.

#25 David Sedaris - Never heard of him. (East coast thing?)

#24 Wine - Good on occasion.

#23 Microbreweries - Not a beer fan.

#22 Having Two Last Names - What for?

#21 Writers Workshops - Great if you're a writer?

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture - I'd be happy if people actually practiced culture. Being expert not required.

#19 Traveling - Fun to do.

#18 Awareness - In what sense? Its good to walk around without blinders on.

#17 Hating their Parents - Another exuse to blame others for your own faults. Love your parents, they're the only ones who love you unconditionally.

#16 Gifted Children - Great for parents who are trying to compensate for lacking in other areas.

#15 Yoga - Wife likes it. I just stretch out.

#14 Having Black Friends - Having friends is cool. Color is not a factor, and should not be.

#13 Tea - Sweet Tea and hot tea. Nothing exotic plz.

#12 Non-Profit Organizations - Good until the greed takes over.

#11 Asian Girls - hey mommie, you sexy.

#10 Wes Anderson Movies - Who?

#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - Agree with Anticor on this - its your life.

#8 Barack Obama - Great speaker.

#7 Diversity - good for investing.

#6 Organic Food - tastes the same as regular produce/food.

#5 Farmer’s Markets - Great for getting fresh melons/corn/veggies for a big BBQ.

#4 Assists - Teamwork - is a good thing.

#3 Film Festivals -No thanx. Too many self important people in one place.

#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - Who cares? Religion is a personal thing, not a social event.

#1 Coffee - Not a fan, would rather smell the uncooked/unground beans - they make great car deodorizers when you stick them in ziploc veggie bags.

[ViridianAsp]

I would never threaten to move to Canada, no offense to the Canadians here...

But Canada can suck it.

On the other hand, I do enjoy coffee.

[Daniel]

Lol @ all the white people taking this serious.

[Kefka]

You forgot one entry. The black cock. Suck it bitches. :)

Your daughters are belong to us!

[Bobmuhthol]

<<#10 Wes Anderson Movies - Who?>>

You're not white. WTF.

[Gan]

Lol @ all the white people taking this serious.


Right, because...




wait...










for.........



it.............................

http://esum.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/serious.jpg

[Gan]

<<#10 Wes Anderson Movies - Who?>>

You're not white. WTF.

I've been told that many times. ;)

[Daniel]

correct.

[DeV]

* Telling black people that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are their leaders
* Shooting people in academic settings for no apparent reason
* Oprah

[Stanley Burrell]

Black white people.

[Crazy Bard]

What are you, crazy or something, bard? It was extremely funny and I had great success.

I would be concerned if you didn't think your joke was funny. Do you laugh at your own jokes aswell?

[Sean]

http://www.catsandbeer.com/music/the-top-10-rap-songs-white-people-love

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.catsandbeer.com/music/the-top-10-rap-songs-white-people-love

Holy Jesus. The Humpty Dance really does define racism. My self-touted liberalism! Nooo. Must resist...

...Oatmeal lumpy :(

Damn it. Damn it to hell. I'm headboppin' to no music. Or a cack.

Damn it. Damn it all the way to lute-playing satyrs canoeing across Styx to visit their undead half-men relatives, Humpty. Damn it.

P.S. DAMMIT. Teh thread is full of sad truth win. Arrrrrrgh. I always drive with both hands on the wheel. In a minivan too. Fucking Humpty-hump. A-Do the humpty-hump. Samoans! :-X

[Stanley Burrell]

Ugh, Bob Saget.

[Sean]

NiN apparently.

[Stanley Burrell]

Gatz, Bitchez, bluntz & 40oz aren't on the list. They all have the especially gangsta' "z" ending too :( Where my people at?


No, you just added a "z" to those words in an attempt to be funny. You miserably failed, however.


What are you, crazy or something, bard? It was extremely funny and I had great success.


I would be concerned if you didn't think your joke was funny. Do you laugh at your own jokes aswell?

...

It wasn't a meant to be funny/a joke in the first place, you fucking joke. The bold text isn't a vengeful rebuttal. Are you that... Like, what the fuck. Seriously. You're dense as hell. Holy shit. Unless you're feigning concern and defensiveness, like myself, in order to make an even bigger dumbass out of you as well.

No.

Guys, some things you don't need to do italicized font for, just have a fucking brain, Jesus.

Oh Jesus, Moses, Allah... Buddha, Shiva probably, too: White, black, yellow, brown and purple people hate stupidity equally. Kill yourself now, IRL Crazy Bard. To quote Gan, and hopefully add some etiquette to your lack of comprehension:


http://esum.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/serious.jpg



To shorten it down, I said something deliberately corny and anti-social in a text-based forum medium and because you're severely gay, you took it seriously + perpetuated it like a darker version of PB.

[Stanley Burrell]

Also, white people like having a token black guy as that uninvited party friend card-up-sleeve.

[Methais]

www.blackpeopleloveus.com

[Snapp]

That website is hilarious.

[Gan]

Asian women, fancy coffee, farmers markets, dinner parties and gay friends — these are just a sampling of life's pleasures — if you're white.
Excuse me?

That's according to Christian Lander, the (white) wit behind the Web sensation Stuff White People Like (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/) blog, an irreverent daily missive on the passions of posh urbanites of the Caucasian persuasion.

It's the latest in a string of racially charged blogs (first came theassimilatednegro.com (http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/), then angryasian.com (http://angryasian.com/)) that act as a virtual shrink's sofa for those tackling the tricky topics of race and class.

Lander is not the only one who uses the Web site as cheap and easy therapy, though the 29-year-old admits that's exactly what it is for him.

Readers, hundreds every day, flood the site's comment section with alternating fury and delight.

To date, there have been 14 million hits, reflecting the nation's current obsession with race and gender, too. For confirmation, check out the comments and speeches by presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton just this past week.

Dean Rader, a pop culture critic who authors weeklyrader.blogspot.com (http://weeklyrader.blogspot.com/), says readers flock to Stuff White People

Like because it's hip and hot and the place to be seen and heard online. "It's just as much about class and coolness and yuppiness and consumption (as race)."

And yes, if the some of the posts push far beyond the boundaries of good taste, readers seem to find liberation in an environment unfettered by political correctness.

Take #11 on the list: "Asian Girls: 95% of white males have at one point in their lives experienced yellow fever. ... White men love Asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a co-ed volleyball league ... "
Ouch.
That post has received more than 1,550 responses.

Other posts — try No. 36, "Breakfast Places" and No. 63, "Expensive Sandwiches" — may seem a bit more benign, but the post and ensuing conversations carry just as much bite.

"To a white person, there is no better way to spend a Saturday morning than to get up late, around 9:30 and pile into your Audi or Volvo and drive to one of these little places and eat breakfast with friends," Lander writes. "Oftentimes these breakfasts last for an hour or more (hence the long lines and wait times). Some white people take it to the next level and bring their dogs, newspapers or even a laptop."

Lander says the blog's title has drawn more controversy than any of the posts. White people hate being lumped into a group that they don't feel a part of, he says, adding, "that's essentially the same thing that every minority has been dealing with for centuries."

The latest spinoff of Lander's blog — Stuff Asian People Like (http://www.thinkunique.net/stuffasianpeoplelike/).

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5633758.html

[Daniel]

Don't forget about stuffeducatedblackpeoplelike

[LG422]

* Telling black people that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are their leaders
* Shooting people in academic settings for no apparent reason
* Oprah



People are shot in academic settings for the reason of NOBODY else has a fucking gun close by because its a GUN FREE ZONE! Guess the shooter missed the memo!

[Celephais]

People are shot in academic settings for the reason of NOBODY else has a fucking gun close by because its a GUN FREE ZONE! Guess the shooter missed the memo!
Gun free zones insight violence. Got it.

I'm gonna go stash a few guns in the local kindergarden, children are the future.

LG, you're white right? If so I'm adding "Bumping threads with useless comments" to the list too (Hell, I like doing it).

[LG422]

Gun free zones insight violence. Got it.



Actually...think about it....where are most mass shootings? Malls(gun free zone)
School(gun free zone), universities(gun free zone).

Did you know that the Colorado legistlature was expected to vote on and pass a bill that would have allowed teachers with permits to have guns on school grounds the DAY that the Columbine shooters attacked the school? Did you know that the parents of one of the teens was an active gun control advocate?

[Lord Nelek]

Gun free zones insight violence. Got it.

I'm gonna go stash a few guns in the local kindergarden, children are the future.

LG, you're white right? If so I'm adding "Bumping threads with useless comments" to the list too (Hell, I like doing it).

After reading that other thread, watch out for those kiddies, they may gang up and shoot the teacher with that gun.

[Celephais]

Actually...think about it....where are most mass shootings? Malls(gun free zone)
School(gun free zone), universities(gun free zone).
You're an idiot. Seriously.

Lets do this one item at a time.
A. Universities are schools.
B. How is a Mall a "Gun free zone" anymoreso than say a rollerink?
C. You're an idiot.

[LG422]

You're an idiot. Seriously.

Lets do this one item at a time.
A. Universities are schools.
B. How is a Mall a "Gun free zone" anymoreso than say a rollerink?
C. You're an idiot.

A. Universities are actually whole community complexes that include many different schools and adjunct supporting entities.
B.A mall is a gun free zone by the BIG FUCKING SIGN that malls post that says so.
C.I'm an idiot for thinking that maybe you could figure out what any moron that slaughters people in a rampage can... SOFT TARGETS with large numbers of people. Attacking the softest target possible(places were people are less able to defend themselves) results in much better results for your agenda. A nursing home wouldn't work so well though because most people have already mentally written those folks off.
Also, take Israel as an example...recently a terrorist attacked a school there. The children that were shot were the unarmed AMERICAN jews that were there to study. The shooter was taken out by an ARMED student..not the first time this has happened in Israel either.


Add Suicidal Liberalism to the white people list..

[Celephais]

You're an idiot for thinking it's any sort of revelation. It has nothing to do with the gun freeness of the zone, it has everything to do with the mass amounts of people.

I've never seen a Mall with a "gun free zone" sign, and if someone has a permit to conceal/carry I doubt they're going to bother respecting Mall authoriti

[Warriorbird]

I grew up in Virginia. It is legal to carry unconcealed everywhere there but school zones. When at school I live in Louisiana. It is shockingly more dangerous there.

[Nauriel]

I grew up in Virginia. It is legal to carry unconcealed everywhere there but school zones. When at school I live in Louisiana. It is shockingly more dangerous there.

...welcome to the REAL south darlin'.

[Back]

I prefer the term “caucasian.”

And I like big breakfasts with lots of pork products, scrambled eggs, pancakes with lots of butter and tall glasses of ice cold Coca Cola to wash it all down with.

PS. Biscuits and gravy included FTW