Sometimes Elanthia can be as boring as the real world. There are signs that it's time to just shut it off and do something else. Like arguing with the game itself, for instance.
>symbol
You may not do that.
>Why not?
Please rephrase that command.
>Fine ...
Please rephrase that command.
>Be that way.
There is nobody here to take your bet.
>Yes there is!
A good positive attitude never hurts.
>Darn right it doesn't.
Please rephrase that command.
>What command?
I could not find what you were referring to.
>Oh, now you're just being evasive.
Please rephrase that command.
>Sigh.
Please rephrase that command.
>... but that was a real command!
*
* Script [..] not found
*
>exit
*
* Not connected. You will need to login again to continue playing.
*
Gigantuous
03-04-2008, 12:11 AM
Haha, yeah definitely time for another activity when that happens.
Anailea
03-04-2008, 12:39 AM
That was great!
Thanks for the laugh.
Augie
03-04-2008, 04:42 AM
Teehee...that one little contest that Ildran put up about finding the funniest command reactions in GS was good too. Let me see if...yup...here's the stuff that I found (it's a little long but funny):
>eat (self)
You chew on your fingernails. Mm, delicious.
>note
How about B flat?
>yes
A good positive attitude never hurts.
>arrest
Everyone better respect your authorit-ay!
(Haha the funny part about this one is I have the Cartman from South Park sound bite that says that)
>lick (self)
You must be an incredible contortionist.
Oddly, you see Augie attempting to lick herself.
>kick self
Kicking yourself? It can't be that bad, can it?
>punch self
Okay, you punch yourself in the side of the head. Feel better?
>pinc self
No, you're not dreaming.
>poke self
Do you poke yourself often?
>knock self
You rap yourself smartly on the forehead. D'oh!
(Homer Simpson anyone? I have that sound bite there too haha)
>wink self
You try to wink at yourself, but end up looking like you have something in your eye.
>nudge self
Enjoying a little joke with yourself, huh?
Augie squirms and fidgets oddly for a moment.
>pull self
In public???? Puhleaze!
>hug self
Pleased with yourself, eh?
>flip
Flip what? Do you think you're an acrobat?
>snarl self
You try to snarl at yourself but end up scrunching up your face instead.
Augie tries to snarl at herself but his face ends up looking like a raisin.
>attack self
Attack yourself? Isn't that a tad masochistic?
>target self
You can't target yourself!
>Appraise self
Wouldn't it be easier to just check your health?
>sense (as a rogue)
Unless you find a wealthy corpse, you would probably have more luck convincing a roa'ter to dance than you would picking a pocket here.
>befriend list (with no friends)
You don't have any friends!
>beg self
You beg and plead to yourself. Give in! No! Please!!!
>bounce self
You fling yourself at the ground, hoping that you'll bounce....Predictably, you don't.
For no apparent reason, Augie flings herself at the ground.
>break
Break what?
>clutch ringm
You clutch at your black ringmail in a panic. Whew! You're wearing it.
Augie clutches his black ringmail, looking relieved to realize she is wearing it.
>list self
You listen carefully to yourself. Typical.
>dismiss self
You chatter to yourself, debating with your alter ego.
Augie chatters to herself, apparently engaged in a spirited debate with her alter ego.
>cower self
Eyes widening in terror, you flail about aimlessly, quivering and snivelling in fear.
With a wide-eyed expression of terror, Augie flails about aimlessly, quivering and snivelling in fear.
>daydream person evil
You daydream about throttling the life out of Washee.
Augie gives you a disturbingly dreamy look.
>daydream person good
You daydream about running off with Lunatick and keeping him all to yourself.
>daydream sign evil
You lose yourself in a daydream about stealing the sign.
Augie stares dreamily at a golvern-edged round ironwood sign, as if she wanted to steal it.
>daydream self evil
You daydream about being the supreme ruler of Elanthia... Cackling from atop your throne of skulls, thousands of peasants paying you homage! All the little fools shall bow down before you! Mwahahahaha!
>daydream self good
You imagine a happy place, filled with creme tarts and bunnies, and yourself, as their supreme ruler! Bow before your master, bunnies, bow! Mwahahahaha!
Augie's face ripples with a disgustingly sweet smile.
>daydream (person of same sex) good
You wonder if maybe Augie wouldn't make a better looking man.
Augie stares at you with a completely baffled expression.
>demeanor warm
You love the world and the world loves you!
>drag self
Drag yourself? That would be a trick.
>expel self
Er, who is it you want to expel, exactly?
>encum
The weight you are carrying is giving you a backache. Perhaps you should unload some things soon before you actually have to move fast.
>encum
You are beginning to stoop under the load you are carrying, and your reactions are slow. Hope you don't have to dodge anything.
>encum
It is difficult to move quickly at all, and your legs are strained with the effort of carrying all that stuff. You can probably manage to trudge around town, but hunting would be treacherous.
>encum
You find it nearly impossible to make any fast moves, and you ache all over from the load you are trying to haul around. Hope you're in a safe place.
>encum
You are so weighed down with junk you can barely move. You might be able to make it to your locker by summoning all your strength and willpower, but surviving much else would not be a good bet.
>fly
What are ya? Some kind of bird?
>leap (on the Birthing Sands, Cavern of Ages)
You begin to hop around like an inept rabbit, jumping from one foot to the next. A cloud of sand rises slowly, puffing up around your feet and billowing outward. It gains momentum and mass by the moment, and soon hangs malevolently overhead like a towering behemoth!
That was fun.
>fall (on the Birthing Sands, Cavern of Ages)
You fall over. All around you, the fine sand poofs out and begins to rise into the air in a blinding cloud! It billows and shifts, expanding outward like a living thing. You get a sinking feeling that this could be bad.
>gld promote (self)
You may not promote yourself. How about a pat on the back instead?
Augie pats herself on the back.
>gld initiate (self)
Nice try, but you can't initiate yourself!
>Imitate features self
But you're already doing a perfect imitation of yourself!
>Imitate speech self
But you're already doing a fantastic imitation of yourself!
>hide (while hidden)
A tad paranoid, aren't we?
>snarl
Ooh! That felt great!
>lick my shaft
Right. Eating paint now, are we? At least now we know what's wrong with you. I suppose you'll be trying the glue next?
>eat glue
And here I had thought you left that habit behind at a younger age.
>sniff self
You quietly sniff at yourself. You *think* you smell okay, but then, doesn't everybody?
------------
GRIFFIN FUN:
A war griffin dives down and hooks its claws into you! With a great flap of its wings the war griffin carries you into the air!
Within moments you find yourself soaring over the ground far below!
>look
All you see is the blur of the countryside as you soar along.
>yell Eeeeeek! Haaaaaaaalp!
You try to yell but only manage a scream!
>scream
Ah, that's more like it. Fear, pain, and the knowledge of imminent death. You let out a terrified scream!
>wail
You try to wail but only manage a scream!
>shriek
Yes! Terror! The acceptance of imminent, painful, gory death. You let out a bloodcurdling shriek!
>stance defensive
You try, but the terrifying flight to certain death takes precedence. Accept your fate.
>accept
There now. Don't you feel better?
Found this one by accident just the other day:
>score
I'm not keeping score, are you?
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2024 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.