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Arkans
03-03-2008, 12:48 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7274377.stm

This obviously is just the CIA trying to justify getting ph4t l3wt during government time.

Then again, maybe hacking into password protected forums to stop extremism is the right idea.

Interesting read, though.

- Arkans

Nieninque
03-03-2008, 12:56 PM
NFT beware

Warriorbird
03-03-2008, 01:00 PM
Already posted.

Arkans
03-03-2008, 01:12 PM
pwnt

- Arkans

Methais
03-03-2008, 03:04 PM
You belt out, "ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You become visible again.

Arkans traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...

Washee cackles!

* Razcor just bit the dust!

Arkans gestures at Washee.
Arkans stares deeply into Washee's eyes.
CS: +384 - TD: +264 + CvA: -21 + d100: +56 == +155
Warding failed!
Washee collapses to the ground screaming!
Washee is stunned!

Rern leaps from hiding to attack!
Rern swings an uber 10x permablessed falchion at Augie!
AS: +326 vs DS: +525 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +83 = -89
A clean miss.

>cast at my che
You gesture at a plain iron chest.
You hear a soft click from the chest and it suddenly flies open.
Suddenly, a plain iron chest gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, you take the brunt of the blast!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to your chest collapses your sternum!
You are stunned for 8 rounds!

The chest's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!

You are severely perforated!
... 35 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
A luminescent aura fades from around you.
Your concentration on the image fades.
You no longer bristle with energy.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
You feel less confident than before.
You feel the extra courage wane.
You feel your extra magical awareness leave you.
You feel the surge of magic depart.
You notice the faint image of yourself disappear.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
You come back into focus.
The layer of protection fades away.
You become solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The translucent sphere fades from around you.
You feel your extra strength departing.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
Augie is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Surgical strike removes Augie's left eye!
She is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Strike just below the jaw, nice shot to the neck!
Washee is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
Dozens of flechettes fly off to the northeast!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).

Arkans
03-03-2008, 03:15 PM
Hahaha, I remember that, it was fun shit.

Almost as funny as when Nanna (I think that was her name) got fucked up by one of Methais's major e-waves.

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

- Arkans

TheEschaton
03-03-2008, 03:21 PM
LOL!

Methais
03-03-2008, 03:23 PM
Hahaha, I remember that, it was fun shit.

Almost as funny as when Nanna (I think that was her name) got fucked up by one of Methais's major e-waves.

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

- Arkans

Ahahahaha that was the best shit ever. It went something like this:

>prep 435
>cast

Nanna just arrived.

You gesture.
Major e-wave pwns the shit out of Nanna!

* Nanna drops dead at your feet!

Arkans whispers, "PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111"

Much rofling ensued after.