Andraste Needs to Eat Less

[gs4gs41234]

Andraste Needs to Eat Less:

An Essay


So I rolled up a new empath named Fatchuare. ("fat you are")


************************************************** *******************

Your name is considered to be offensive or in poor taste. Please choose a more appropriate name.

************************************************** *******************

Fatchuare, you have been moved to another room so that you can pick an appropriate name for your character. Your character information and inventory has been saved. Once you have renamed your character to a more appropriate name, you will be returned to the game with your character and inventory intact. To proceed, type RENAME and follow the instructions you are given.

************************************************** *******************

SEND[Andraste] Your name is offensive to both me and others. Please change it to something that isn't a phrase or offensive. Feel free to read Policy 6.

:eatme:
:eatme:
:eatme:
:eatme:

Conclusion: Andraste needs to eat less.


Attached: Real pictures of Andraste (Marsha) from VegasCon 2005.
http://n00blerelf.fotopages.com/?entry=379342

[Methais]

http://gonzoid.home.insightbb.com/fat-chick.jpg

[gs4gs41234]

I think that was supposed to be a private picture. Did you steal that from Andraste's private files?

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

[gs4gs41234]

Andraste uses this quote at the bottom of her posts on the Simu message board.

"Bringing tiramisu and key lime pies to the masses everywhere!"

See Pattern-Thin Roleplaying · on 5/23/2006 11:27:43 AM, post # 9046

[Some Rogue]

http://gonzoid.home.insightbb.com/fat-chick.jpg
:puke:

[Methais]

:puke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0

[Asha]

:puke:

I dunno, there's something happening there..

[thefarmer]

A sentence fragment for an opener, a copy/pasted log, four gay ass emoticons and six words do not an essay make.

At least in the normal world. However since you don't live in that world, who knows what counts as an essay?

[Parkbandit]

Conclusion: Andraste needs to eat less.

Weird.. I drew the conclusion that you are an asshole and someone who gets his attention fix by being a disruption in a game.

[thefarmer]

Weird.. I drew the conclusion that you are an asshole and someone who gets his attention fix by being a disruption in a game.

Oddly enough, I agree with you PB.

[Amaron]

Agreed PB,
Stop demonstrating what an ass you are. We get it.

J

[Parkbandit]

Oddly enough, I agree with you PB.

There is hope for you yet :) It should be odd when you DON'T agree with me.

[ElanthianSiren]

Funny...even I agree with PB here.

If you hate GS gms so much, switch to WoW or some other game. I have to say WoW has very kind gms, but they're still not going to let you get away with stuff that's against their ToS, so I think you're SoL if that's what you're looking to do in any game you play.

[Bobmuhthol]

Andraste does need to eat less.

[DCSL]

Andraste is a heinous power-mad bitch so you don't need to dig far to find fodder for insults on her. Still, this made YOU come out looking worse. Lame. If you need help getting shit on her, why not ask her boyfriend, who posts here?

[Skeeter]

Funny...even I agree with PB here.

If you hate GS gms so much, switch to WoW or some other game. I have to say WoW has very kind gms, but they're still not going to let you get away with stuff that's against their ToS, so I think you're SoL if that's what you're looking to do in any game you play.

I'm not sure I've ever dealt with a GM in what 2+ years of WoW. Much better track record than GS. And I was FAR from a disruptive charactar.

[Parkbandit]

Andraste is a heinous power-mad bitch so you don't need to dig far to find fodder for insults on her. Still, this made YOU come out looking worse. Lame. If you need help getting shit on her, why not ask her boyfriend, who posts here?

Let's leave TheE out of this. I think that's a low blow.

[Sthrockmorton]

I have to agree with everyone else. You're a tool.

[TheEschaton]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I was about to make a post about how I agree with you PB, and then you threw that at me. I sad panda. :(

For the record: I have never met anyone from GS in real life (that I know of), let alone Andraste.

-TheE-

[Methais]

However since you don't live in that world, who knows what counts as an essay?

Does this count?
http://www.npr.org/programs/atc/features/2005/mar/salvador_gangs/main_lg.jpg

[gs4gs41234]

Andraste Needs to Eat Less:

Another Essay

Andraste needs to eat less.

:tumble: :tumble: :tumble: :tumble:

[Some Rogue]

Your mother needed to keep her legs closed more but that isn't happening either.

[gs4gs41234]

Your mother needed to keep her legs closed more but that isn't happening either.

Oh...so THAT'S how you were born!

:tool: :tool: :tool: :tool:

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

http://www.csu.edu.au/division/studserv/learning/images/essay_structure.gif

[gs4gs41234]

Ok, how's this?


Andraste Needs to Eat Less:

Yet Another Essay


Andraste needs to eat less.


:smilegrin: :smilegrin: :smilegrin: :smilegrin:


Sorry to all of you who fail to see the humor of the "essay" title and who, for the life of yourself, cannot come to grips with the fact that you also need to eat less.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Close, but that's only a beginning and an end. You lack supporting details.

Edit: ...and no, smileys are not supporting details

[Methais]

Ok, how's this?


Andraste Needs to Eat Less:

Yet Another Essay


Andraste needs to eat less.


:smilegrin: :smilegrin: :smilegrin: :smilegrin:


Sorry to all of you who fail to see the humor of the "essay" title and who, for the life of yourself, cannot come to grips with the fact that you also need to eat less.

This is how to properly write an essay, even about Andraste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[Warriorbird]

Y'know? I think Makkah, Ghrim, and I did a better job pissing Andraste off with a much less idiotic thread.

[gs4gs41234]

Y'know? I think Makkah, Ghrim, and I did a better job pissing Andraste off with a much less idiotic thread.

Post the link here. I want to see how you pissed the fat lady off.

[Warriorbird]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=23926

[gs4gs41234]

Epic fail.

You're a loser.

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[gs4gs41234]

Epic fail.


You're a loser.


I post on a web-based bulletin board concerning text-based games. Thank you, master of the obvious.

You're welcome!

:tumble: :tumble: :tumble: :tumble:

Edited to quote the posts that Stanley Burrell deleted.

[Joe]

This really isn't a staff complaint, it's boring GM bashing. Unless you have something to actually complain about, STFU.

[gs4gs41234]

This really isn't a staff complaint, it's boring GM bashing. Unless you have something to actually complain about, STFU.

Eat less, Joe Fatty McButter Pants.

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[Alfster]

Not going to lie, this thread is entertaining.

[gs4gs41234]

Not going to lie, this thread is entertaining.

That's why I started it.

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

But Andraste really is fat.

[diethx]

Funny...even I agree with PB here.

:yeahthat:


Andraste does need to eat less.

But this is also very true. :/

[Drew]

I don't think his thesis is very clear...

[Zentoph]

I got fuckin rolled:(

[RichardCranium]

Andraste really DOES need to eat less. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU)

[Ilvane]

Wtf does Rick Astley have to do with anything? lmao...

[RichardCranium]

Wtf does Rick Astley have to do with anything? lmao...

Golden.

[Stanley Burrell]

Wtf does Rick Astley have to do with anything? lmao...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rick+rolled

We are that sad.

[Ilvane]

...well, yeah..okay.

That's kinda..lame?

[TheEschaton]

...or fucking AWESOME!

[Ilvane]

No, not so much..LAME..:P

[Methais]

No, not so much..LAME..:P

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg



























































































http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/rickroll01.gif

[Warriorbird]

http://thewolfweb.com/photos/00488180.jpg

[Bobmuhthol]

Unfortunately it says "lift you up," making me think the author is a fucking retard.

[Drisco]

Can we get a Mod to Ban him plz?

[Drew]

This thread is now music charts and graphs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/image003.jpg

[gs4gs41234]

Here are some real pictures of Andraste (Marsha) from VegasCon 2005:


http://n00blerelf.fotopages.com/?entry=379342


Edited: Had to upload the images as attachments, because the links weren't working.

[TheEschaton]

This is why I don't go to Simucons or anything. ;)

[Snapp]

We've seen her pictures before. While it's true, she could benefit from eating less, this is a stupid thread and you're a moron.

[Bobmuhthol]

All of those pictures should just be called "Andraste being a fat fuck."

[gs4gs41234]

My work here is done. My next essay will be on how to start a thread that gets 50+ replies and 1,000+ views in under 20 hours. Just kidding...

Have a good week, all!

[Ilvane]

Because you are all models, and perfectly in shape..

STFU.

This thread is closed--there is really no point to it.

Angela