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Clove
02-29-2008, 03:29 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2008-02-29-maine-snowwoman_N.htm?csp=34

BETHEL, Maine (AP) — The world's tallest snowman, which is actually a snowwoman, is being unveiled in the western Maine town of Bethel.
"Olympia," named for Maine Sen. Olympia Snowe, is said to be about 122 feet tall. That's 10 feet taller than "Angus, King of the Mountain," who has held the record as tallest snowman since 1999. He was named for Angus King, who was governor at the time.

Olympia's creators say she has eyelashes made from skis and bright red lips crafted from painted tires. She wears a giant pink hat and gets some bling from a snowflake pendant that's more than six feet in diameter. Her arms were created from pine trees.

Celephais
02-29-2008, 03:37 PM
That is the dumbest looking snowperson I've ever seen... it's just a stupid cone... where is it's shape! It needs to be the tri-ball shape... or in the very least have tits.

Clove
02-29-2008, 03:53 PM
That is the dumbest looking snowperson I've ever seen... it's just a stupid cone... where is it's shape! It needs to be the tri-ball shape... or in the very least have tits.

Have you ever seen Olympia Snowe?

Celephais
02-29-2008, 03:57 PM
Have you ever seen Olympia Snowe?
Nope.. I should have qualified it with my limited "snowpersonvoyerism", that I've only ever seen normal sized snowmen.

CrystalTears
02-29-2008, 03:58 PM
No.. the REAL woman it was based on.

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/02/04/image671710x.jpg

Celephais
02-29-2008, 04:00 PM
oh oh oh, went right over my head... well okay that's an accurate representation then. Bravo.

Stanley Burrell
02-29-2008, 04:02 PM
No wonder I can't see vagina on the 200 foot tall version. Believe you me, I looked.

Clove
02-29-2008, 04:14 PM
...accurate representation then. Bravo.

Thought so...

The Ponzzz
02-29-2008, 04:17 PM
I want pine tree arms! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Celephais
02-29-2008, 04:19 PM
I want pine tree arms! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!
You don't have the right.
http://www.demopolislive.com/gallery/images/1/large/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg

The Ponzzz
02-29-2008, 04:21 PM
You don't have the right.
http://www.demopolislive.com/gallery/images/1/large/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg

Hahahahahahahaha! That's so good.

Stanley Burrell
02-29-2008, 04:23 PM
The snow...people in Ponzzz's avatar > 200 feet of snow anything, beotches.

Unless it was 200 feet of gigantic Mortal Kombat snowpeople. That would be fucking awesome. I better get started soon before the weather gets warm. Hmmm, too much viewing Cele's C&H signature.

Apathy
02-29-2008, 07:57 PM
I'd hit it.