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Celephais
02-28-2008, 04:26 PM
Badass...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s&feature=bz302
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
02-28-2008, 04:47 PM
Guess I'll have to pick my late-night dog-walking targets better, now.
Back
02-28-2008, 04:52 PM
pft. When I check my mail or walk my dog I roll out in this...

http://www.stewart.army.mil/3DIDWeb/3rd%20BCT/2-69%20Tank%20fire%20small.jpg

Because I live in the war zone known as Suburbia.
The Ponzzz
02-28-2008, 04:54 PM
Haha... Walking the dog, getting the mail, taking the trash out... WTF problems occur that you need a fucking machine gun for when you get your mail...
Fallen
02-28-2008, 04:55 PM
The problems you are damn well prepared to handle, that's what.
BigWorm
02-28-2008, 05:00 PM
Haha... Walking the dog, getting the mail, taking the trash out... WTF problems occur that you need a fucking machine gun for when you get your mail...

Well, you know, if you like live right outside the Green Zone.

But this is just for hunting deer. Lots of deer. Very quickly.
Back
02-28-2008, 05:02 PM
The problems you are damn well prepared to handle, that's what.

Maybe if you live in Iraq.

It does have a 007 coolness factor... but the guy selling it was not anywhere near as slick. Bad marketing.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
02-28-2008, 05:04 PM
Well, you know, if you like live in the Green Zone.

But this is just for hunting deer. Lots of deer. Very quickly.


http://ken-jennings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mcfeely.jpg

Or Mr. McFeely. He's one baaaaaaad motherfucker, so a machinegun comes in handy.

Wait, did I just say, handy?

http://www.joenegri.com/images/photos/Joe9_lg.jpg

Hellz yeah.
Celephais
02-28-2008, 05:05 PM
Maybe if you live in Iraq.

It does have a 007 coolness factor... but the guy selling it was not anywhere near as slick. Bad marketing.
He isn't selling it you idiot... it's a concept to show off how cool their company is.

It certainly has the 007 coolness factor though, no question about that.
Back
02-28-2008, 05:10 PM
He isn't selling it you idiot... it's a concept to show off how cool their company is.

It certainly has the 007 coolness factor though, no question about that.

Ok Cornbread, it was just a “look what we can do thing”. They would never sell it if they did not have interest? All I am saying is that they might attract more investors and perhaps sell this product if not for some dipshit hillbilly’s lame marketing scheme.

At the very least put on a tux and say you need to transport your African diamonds from your Lear Jet to your limo in the middle of the night.
Celephais
02-28-2008, 05:22 PM
I'm just messing with you on the idiot thing... you're very defensive. Booth marketeers are rarely very attractive; that's why they hire booth babes.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
02-28-2008, 05:24 PM
...and those booth babes might just be carrying, FLASHLIGHTS!
Back
02-28-2008, 05:25 PM
Booth marketeers are rarely very attractive; that's why they hire booth babes.

Even better. Taser made hot pink models to appeal to the female market.

In fact, this does seem like a Laura Croft weapon.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
02-28-2008, 05:27 PM
Even better. Taser made hot pink models to appeal to the female market.

In fact, this does seem like a Laura Croft weapon.

...and you seem like a dolt, but we don't bring THAT up every time you're displayed openly. I bet this gun is sick of all the Tomb Raider and Hitman cliche nonsense it is subjected to. :(
The Ponzzz
02-28-2008, 05:43 PM
I'm not saying this isn't a cool concept weapon, because it is pretty awesome. I just found the examples he used to be funny.

"I carry my piece when I get my mail, son!"
Celephais
02-28-2008, 05:47 PM
I'm not saying this isn't a cool concept weapon, because it is pretty awesome. I just found the examples he used to be funny.

"I carry my piece when I get my mail, son!"
Oh I agree... I just don't think he wanted to say "This is great for carrying onto campus so you can get into a high populous density area without causing a lot of comotion".
The Ponzzz
02-28-2008, 05:47 PM
Oh I agree... I just don't think he wanted to say "This is great for carrying onto campus so you can get into a high populous density area without causing a lot of comotion".

:rofl: No shit! Hilarious!
Asha
02-28-2008, 06:21 PM
Why not just carry a gun in your back pocket, why does is have to fold up into a mildy cumbersome rectangle?
The Ponzzz
02-28-2008, 06:26 PM
Why not just carry a gun in your back pocket, why does is have to fold up into a mildy cumbersome rectangle?

A handgun and a machine gun are two different types of guns!
Asha
02-28-2008, 06:28 PM
Ahh I didn't have the sound loud enough. Yeah that says it all then.