OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARKBANDIT!!!!!1111oneone

[Betheny]

Happy freakin' birthday, guy.

[HarmNone]

Yeah! Happy birthday, ParkBandit, and many more!

HarmNone :D

[Chadj]

Happy Birthday!:-D

[CrystalTears]

Happy Birthday! Y'all are getting old. :D

[Souzy]

Hot damn!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skirmisher]

Someones older than I am!

Happy Birthday!

[Edaarin]

Feel free to stop by my crib anytime to pick up the walker I got you as a present.

[Weedmage Princess]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

YAY NOW EDAARIN CAN HARRASS YOU WITH THE WALKER CRAP! :P (and you're older than me, neener)

[Sean]

can we put him out to pasture yet?

[Kurili]

Happy Birthday, Park! If we'd known, we could have shared a cake. Mine's tomorrow.

Acolyte Kurili

[Hips]

Ewww. To think I had Michiko flirt with someone who's that old IRL....

j/k! Enjoy your b-day. ;)

[Zentoph]

Happy birthday.

[Back]

HBD PB! May your pockets overflow.

[Parkbandit]

Thanks all.. except you Edaarin.. shove that walker up your ass. :P

Presents so far:

2 Playstation games (Madden 2004 and Tekken Tag)
Home Depot gift certificate
Best Buy gift certificate
2 ties
1 dress shirt
LOTR - Two Towers DVD
Matrix Reloaded DVD
Chocolate gift basket from boss
Dr. Seuss pop up book 'Your Birthday'

[Souzy]

OMG, he said Home Depot gift certificate. I swear when you get older you live there. I spent my whole summer in Lowe's and Home Depot, LMAO!

[Back]

Best thing is... lift your glass! Its another celebration! Just don't get any woodchips in my beer please. Thanks.

[Xcalibur]

40 is around the corner, be careful ;) (isn't at 40 they are «checking» your prostate by accessing that.. dark hole? :lol:

Bonne fête man

[Betheny]

Say hello to my happy friend, the flexible sigmoidoscopy.

:D :D

[Parkbandit]

I've already had one of those... can you say "easy back there Doc.. I'm sure there's nothing that would force your whole arm up my ass".

I'm hoping that by the time I need them done once a year (which is 50 I hear) that they will have this imaging system worked out so all I have to do is lay on a table and they take pictures.

Bastard.

[Betheny]

Hahahahhahhaha.

I'm sorry, that's not funny.

[Bestatte]

Aw c'mon Parkbandit, you know you love that stuff, you kinky bastard you.

You're just mad because the doctor wasn't some hot chick with bodacious tatas.

[LazyBard]

then again he may only be mad because the doc didn't use the whole arm....oh yea happy birthday by the way :D

[Hips]

Originally posted by Bestatte
You're just mad because the doctor wasn't some hot chick with bodacious tatas.

lmfao... I haven't heard the phrase "bodacious tatas" in months.

But yeah, you're probably right.

[Betheny]

I worked in an internal medicine clinic once. There's nothing better than seeing men with scared shitless looks on their face with their knees on the table, bent over. or hugging their knees. It's vindication for the once-yearly pelvic females have to go through.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I've already had one of those... can you say "easy back there Doc.. I'm sure there's nothing that would force your whole arm up my ass".

I'm hoping that by the time I need them done once a year (which is 50 I hear) that they will have this imaging system worked out so all I have to do is lay on a table and they take pictures.

Bastard.

Bull crap! What you really said was this:

"Um doc, how is it you're still checking my prostate but both of your hands are on my shoulders?"

Congrats you upgraded from dirty man to dirty old man!

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Bestatte
Aw c'mon Parkbandit, you know you love that stuff, you kinky bastard you.

You're just mad because the doctor wasn't some hot chick with bodacious tatas.

I'm as kinky as they come.. trust me... but the thought of even Miss America shoving her fist up my ass does not arrouse me at all.

[peam]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

I'm as kinky as they come.. trust me... but the thought of even Miss America shoving her fist up my ass does not arrouse me at all.

Then you're not as kinky as they come.

/dust shoulder

[Betheny]

!!!!!!!!!