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Arkans
02-22-2008, 07:22 AM
I finished my two week training, passed the test at the end of the week and am now qualified to do the job I was hired for. Yay for me.

I can now legally say I can cruise around in a windowless van and offer kids candy and ask them to find my lost puppy.

- Arkans

radamanthys
02-22-2008, 07:58 AM
I wish I could do that legally.

Skeeter
02-22-2008, 09:20 AM
There's 2 weeks training to be an Ice Cream man?

CrystalTears
02-22-2008, 10:05 AM
There's 2 weeks training to be an Ice Cream man?
:rofl: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Hulkein
02-22-2008, 10:15 AM
I finished my two week training, passed the test at the end of the week and am now qualified to do the job I was hired for. Yay for me.

I can now legally say I can cruise around in a windowless van and offer kids candy and ask them to find my lost puppy.

- Arkans

What is the job?

Celephais
02-22-2008, 10:29 AM
Animal control?

Arkans
02-22-2008, 11:08 AM
Credentialing Assistant.

I make sure that when people ask for a Dr. referral that our company doesn't send them to Hannibal Lecter.

- Arkans

PS: Due to Melanie's Law I can no longer work as an icecream man :-(

Hulkein
02-22-2008, 12:30 PM
Megan's law.

DeV
02-22-2008, 12:31 PM
She was always Melanie to him.

Hulkein
02-22-2008, 12:49 PM
Haha

Sean of the Thread
02-22-2008, 12:52 PM
:rofl: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Not only did I think that but I instantly pictured this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8

Stanley Burrell
02-22-2008, 01:57 PM
That is freaking amazing dude.

If you put chrome spinners on the unmarked van, you can accost toddlers in bad neighborhoods too. Good luck!