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Arkans
02-22-2008, 08:22 AM
I finished my two week training, passed the test at the end of the week and am now qualified to do the job I was hired for. Yay for me.

I can now legally say I can cruise around in a windowless van and offer kids candy and ask them to find my lost puppy.

- Arkans
radamanthys
02-22-2008, 08:58 AM
I wish I could do that legally.
Skeeter
02-22-2008, 10:20 AM
There's 2 weeks training to be an Ice Cream man?
CrystalTears
02-22-2008, 11:05 AM
There's 2 weeks training to be an Ice Cream man?
:rofl: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Hulkein
02-22-2008, 11:15 AM
I finished my two week training, passed the test at the end of the week and am now qualified to do the job I was hired for. Yay for me.

I can now legally say I can cruise around in a windowless van and offer kids candy and ask them to find my lost puppy.

- Arkans

What is the job?
Celephais
02-22-2008, 11:29 AM
Animal control?
Arkans
02-22-2008, 12:08 PM
Credentialing Assistant.

I make sure that when people ask for a Dr. referral that our company doesn't send them to Hannibal Lecter.

- Arkans

PS: Due to Melanie's Law I can no longer work as an icecream man :-(
Hulkein
02-22-2008, 01:30 PM
Megan's law.
DeV
02-22-2008, 01:31 PM
She was always Melanie to him.
Hulkein
02-22-2008, 01:49 PM
Haha
Sean of the Thread
02-22-2008, 01:52 PM
:rofl: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Not only did I think that but I instantly pictured this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
Stanley Burrell
02-22-2008, 02:57 PM
That is freaking amazing dude.

If you put chrome spinners on the unmarked van, you can accost toddlers in bad neighborhoods too. Good luck!