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Stretch

02-13-2008, 07:59 PM

Paste your favorite PC Posts here!

This is from a thread I sent to vulvamancer, when he inquired about Klaive in another thread:

I couldn't help it as much as it pains me to give Darien the attention in anyway (for as you all have guessed this is what he truly desires and craves). I, however, refuse to address him in anyway. That practice is futile, he won't change because he is perfect in his own eyes.

I'm Debbie / Zadya

I was with Darien / Klaive for one year and seven months, and from the months February 2002 to May 2002 he lived in my home with his mother.

As you all know Darien lies. Darien lies... not only to others but to himself. His whole life is a lie, he lies about things that make no sense to others just to make himself feel good or superior.

Debbie

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:16 PM

I like the one where you fellate my nipz, bitch.

Methais

02-13-2008, 08:23 PM

He lived in her home with his mother?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/zeonzumdeikun/Worf_notagain.gif

Also:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/KlaiveIlvane2.jpg

(Klaivese link replaced with offensive image)

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:24 PM

He lived in her home with his mother?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/zeonzumdeikun/Worf_notagain.gif

Fetish pr0n video studio.

diethx

02-13-2008, 08:28 PM

Also:
Removed Link

(Probably NSFW, just posting the link instead of the pic here cause I'm nice.)

die :(

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:33 PM

Dammit, Methais.

Man, last time Wezas used MS-Paint to snip me into a Goatse diagram, all I fucking did was made his ISP and image uploader contact his wife and employer with album details.

Edit: I'll let that one slide... Because everyone knows not even the Goatse dude could fit Klaive up his ass.

Snapp

02-13-2008, 08:46 PM

From a thread about "She who must not be named"....

Originally posted by longshot
(other stuff)

Remember, wipe the chocolate off your fingers before you wipe your tears away. It's really bad for your pores.
Still one of my fave quotes on PC.

Dwarven Empath

02-13-2008, 08:46 PM

ha funny

lol

lemme talk in drunk so you all can understand.

Methias is the of the most knoledgeable folks in all forever. You cannot doubt his knowledge ever. What he says is usually fact. so heh..

so there.

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:48 PM

From a thread about "She who must not be named"....

Still one of my fave quotes on PC.

Jenisi isn't that much of a Barbie Girl, I don't think.

Doesn't she have tattoos and hard screws?

Or am I thinking of Ravenstorm. Who, btw, Snapp had a crush on. Way too much free time right now.

Soulpieced

02-13-2008, 08:49 PM

Methais is better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and the guitar...

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:53 PM

I like the one where Soulpieced tried to deny his rice ancestry as well.

Ooh! And how that person is still in the bathroom in the flat he blurred his face out in during the culmination of the Picture Thread.

Oh! And when people thought I was banned for posting graphical images, but that was actually after I had been banned because of all those ToS rules I didn't even break when HarmNone decided to ignore my PMs and go Nurse Ratched on an e-based userhandle. That was probably why I actually posted graphical content. Sort of as a demonstration to help her out and have an actual reason to be passive-aggressive e-Nazi.

I like the PC insta'-classic factor of how Kranar isn't a fascist throughout an infinite time-space loop as the Admin.

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:54 PM

Oh and that absolutely TOS-breaking tattoo Methais posted that got him sent to Cell Block C.

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:54 PM

And when ToJ used to post like Gan does.

And how Gan posts like ToJ used to.

Good times, man.

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:55 PM

I think the cream of the crop are still Kevinhm threads.

And, of course, the monk threads.

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:56 PM

Remember when Atlanteax told DianaBanana to juggle his scrotum on an internet vBulletin board and posted a picture of him holding a giant inflatable dodgeball and then Diana got scared and never posted again?

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:57 PM

Ooh! Ooh!

Or when Mint and I met up together in that bus she used to drive.

Or when Weedmage killed the Red Sox fans.

Or how Apoth' has to drive 2000 miles in the desert just to bury Jihnna's corpse.

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 08:58 PM

So many classics, so few posts by AkMan.

Celephais

02-13-2008, 10:28 PM

Stan asked me to post this... (which Photobucket found offensive)
http://www.deadlylight.com/images/stan.gif
and I decided to post this as well
http://www.deadlylight.com/images/Fellatio.gif

As for my favorite thread... it'd have to be the limeatars
http://www.deadlylight.com/images/AnticorRifling.jpghttp://www.deadlylight.com/images/Sped.jpg

TheEschaton

02-13-2008, 10:34 PM

Whatever happened to Ravenstorm?

Stanley Burrell

02-13-2008, 11:09 PM

Whatever happened to Ravenstorm?

Joined America's next Top Model.

Methais

02-13-2008, 11:14 PM

As for my favorite thread... it'd have to be the limeatars
http://www.deadlylight.com/images/AnticorRifling.jpghttp://www.deadlylight.com/images/Sped.jpg

Doyle's double lime hat ftw.

Seany Analog too :lol:

Celephais

02-13-2008, 11:24 PM

Doyle's double lime hat ftw.

Seany Analog too :lol:
http://www.deadlylight.com/images/SeanyAnalog.jpg

Gan

02-14-2008, 07:49 AM

And when ToJ used to post like Gan does.

And how Gan posts like ToJ used to.

Good times, man.

:(

Ouch.

Daniel

02-14-2008, 07:57 AM

Steel Reserve for the win.

Celephais

02-14-2008, 01:41 PM

Steel Reserve for the win.
Oh man... I can't wait to hear PB make a racist comment about this.

I'm an OE man myself. Take a little monkey, mix it in a cup... walk over to the girl, yo baby; what's up?

Daniel

02-14-2008, 01:43 PM

I drink steel reserve with pride.

I was in heaven when I moved to WA state and found out that they had Steel Reserve Malt Liquor.

There is now a hole in my heart because I can't find it at home or on the east coast.

Skeeter

02-14-2008, 01:54 PM

Oh man... I can't wait to hear PB make a racist comment about this.

I'm an OE man myself. Take a little monkey, mix it in a cup... walk over to the girl, yo baby; what's up?

I've heard very different versions of Brass Monkey. one is Vodka, rum, OJ. Basically a screwdriver plus rum

and the nasty Olde English plus OJ that Celephais is referring to.

thoughts? Maybe Bob and chadj can fill us in as they would be the ones most likely to drink this shit.

Methais

02-14-2008, 01:58 PM

I've removed your link from the Player's Corner Classic's thread as it is obscene material.

Just wanted to let you know that this is not appropriate material to link to. Thank you.

Angela

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430062/2/istockphoto_430062_middle_finger.jpg

Suppa Hobbit Mage

02-14-2008, 01:59 PM

I'm offended.

PS. That finger is well manicured.

Methais

02-14-2008, 02:03 PM

I've replaced klaivese with a truly offensive image.

Blushy

02-14-2008, 02:38 PM

Celephais

02-14-2008, 03:02 PM

I've heard very different versions of Brass Monkey. one is Vodka, rum, OJ. Basically a screwdriver plus rum

and the nasty Olde English plus OJ that Celephais is referring to.

thoughts? Maybe Bob and chadj can fill us in as they would be the ones most likely to drink this shit.
OE&OJ Brass Monkeys are delicious, they taste like orangina, it might sound gross, but they're fantastic.

Asha

02-14-2008, 03:09 PM

I'm offended.

PS. That finger is well manicured.

lol I was thinking the exact thing.

Daniel

02-14-2008, 03:13 PM

You know how I know you are gay...

Danical

02-14-2008, 03:31 PM

OE&OJ Brass Monkeys are delicious, they taste like orangina, it might sound gross, but they're fantastic.

I was partial to a Brass Monkey with a basement (usually vodka).

Then I started making more than minimum wage.

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Danical

02-14-2008, 03:31 PM

lol I was thinking the exact thing.

I thought the same thing too.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

02-14-2008, 03:42 PM

I thought the same thing too.

I thought the same thing too. Not about the finger, just about thinking about the same thing as he was thinking about. He was thinking about the finger, and other guy thought about the same thing, then you thought about the same thing, and I thought about thinking about the same thing. See how it all comes full circle? Now gtfoutside and regain the 20 seconds of your life I just wasted.