Martial Arts Video

[Lysander]

For your perusal, enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j2jCTcGIH4

[Stanley Burrell]

Ninjitsu is the most amazing talent to behold as a visual spectacle.

There was a video of the most pasty white, blue-eyed, Buttfuck, Oklahoma inhabitant who had actually trained with one of, if not the last extant ninja.

His routines were on YouTube and were the most amazing martial arts exhibition I have ever seen. It is as if you combined the most bedazzling display of feints and crowd-pleasing elements within drunken Drunken Wushu, and mixed it up in a Ming vase with heaping spoonfuls of the ferocity belonging to the five Xiaolin animal styles.

I can't find any of these amazing Ninjitsu vids on either Google or YouTube. But they are unbelievable beyond words.

Even the folks who are int0rnetz Klaive ninj0rz look quite impressive boasting some basic throws, cross, double strikes, etc.

[Snapp]

For your perusal, enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j2jCTcGIH4

I know how much you love creating dozens of threads in the "Monk" topic, but this topic isn't GS related so I'm moving it.

Neat video, btw.

[Stanley Burrell]

I know how much you love creating dozens of threads in the "Monk" topic, but this topic isn't GS related so I'm moving it.

Neat video, btw.

That was this douchebag?

Eh, go figure.

[Methais]

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

[Stanley Burrell]

Hi.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1084/invertedninjahousese1.png

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p180/metallica2k1/internet_serious_business.jpg

[thefarmer]

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Methais' pee pee has ninja envy!

[TheSmooth1]

ROFL @ the retard in that link



and lets face it, a man who uses a gun is coward, cuz he knows he cant defend himself with his own strenght...

[Danical]

This shit is like 4 years old.

[Ninja]

REAL NINJA DON'T NEED TV SHOWS!!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME I CAN BE FOUND AT WWW.ASKANINJA.COM

[Methais]

REAL NINJA DON'T NEED TV SHOWS!!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME I CAN BE FOUND AT WWW.ASKANINJA.COM

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=14138

Real ninjas > you.

[Ninja]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? WHO DO YOU THINK TOOK THOSE PICTURES?

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Your mom.

[Methais]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? WHO DO YOU THINK TOOK THOSE PICTURES?

The pictures are of ninjas. So if you were the one taking pictures of ninjas, then you're not a ninja. You're a photographer of ninjas.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

...and any photographer of ninjas, is a dead photographer of ninjas.

[Skeeter]

...and any photographer of ninjas, is a dead photographer of ninjas.

unless the photographer was also a ninja?

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

So THAT'S how they have all those pictures of me.... :(

[Methais]

unless the photographer was also a ninja?

Ninjas are too busy flipping out and killing people to take pictures. The photographer must have been using stealth camoflauge, which means the photographer was Solid Snake, who is probably the only person that could take pictures of ninjas and survive.

[Skeeter]

This thread delivers!