Looking for someone with photoshop skills

[Methais]

If any of you photoshop people find yourself with nothing better to do, I'm looking to take this pic of a friend of mine and have it doctored up into the most hardcore gangsta white rapper dork you can imagine as part of a joke we're playing on him.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/1390001760_l.jpg

As you can see, my image altering skills are approximately 0...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/PeckHatRough.jpg

[Celephais]

At work or I'd help you out... I'm thinking something along the lines of:
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Math.jpg

[Methais]

:rofl:

Well we're gonna set it up to look like he's serious about thinking he's a rapper, then spread the word about his album dropping next month, so try not to make it a total parody to where it'll be seen straight through if you decide to mess with it. His rapper name is Jared J. The best part is he knows nothing about it.

[Drew]

These are my photoshop skills, I give you John MittCain:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/johnmittcain.jpg

[Gan]

I dont have photoshop at work either.

Here's what I would use as a base and its even got the correct angle on the head turn.

http://www.jacklail.com/blog/archives/vanillaice.jpg

[Gan]

Or you could do a mirror and work this one in...
http://www.burningman.com/environment/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/vanilla_ice.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

http://www.gregslab.com/images/20070314_gangsta.jpg

Can it be something like this?

[Gan]

Or you can use something from the flava flave catalogue...

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3219461.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B3EA2C03450C9486D39BED35263E5322 5A5397277B4DC33E

[The Ponzzz]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5415/pimptea2yk2.jpg

I know, not that good, but it's a start!

[TheEschaton]

ROFL, I don't think I ever saw that photoshop of Klaive photoshopped onto me dressed as a pimp.

[Celephais]

ROFL, I don't think I ever saw that photoshop of Klaive photoshopped onto me dressed as a pimp.
Even more disturbing...
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/AnimatedMath.gif

[Methais]

Bump for suburban white rapper justice.

[Celephais]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Jared.jpg

Put together something kinda quick while I've got a minute... I've still got the PSD if you want me to change anything.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<ROFL, I don't think I ever saw that photoshop of Klaive photoshopped onto me dressed as a pimp.>>

KLAIVE???

[Methais]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Jared.jpg

Put together something kinda quick while I've got a minute... I've still got the PSD if you want me to change anything.

Is that a right hand on his left arm?

EDIT: Is that Goatse's left hand mirrored to make it his right? Maybe it's just the ring.

[Celephais]

EDIT: Is that Goatse's left hand mirrored to make it his right? Maybe it's just the ring.
I knew I hadn't misplaced my faith in your ability to spot a Goatse hand. All veiny and shit...

[Methais]

I knew I hadn't misplaced my faith in your ability to spot a Goatse hand. All veiny and shit...

The real hand of Goatse:
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/goatse_cloud_small.jpg