What are you going to spend your stimulus on?

[Revalos]

So I guess I should thank my bitch of an ex-wife for not admitting she slept with her boss before she moved out, because, since we're only "separated" we're still considered a "household" and I get a $600 check (yes, I am going to mail her the other $600) even though I just got promoted and am making 6 figures.

I think I'll put it into my "Vegascon stash" that I plan on blowing at the casino in March. I considered briefly buying a PS3, but I just can't justify it without FFXIII coming out yet.

What are y'all planning on spending it all on?

[Stanley Burrell]

I spend my last dollar on me.

[Parkbandit]

So I guess I should thank my bitch of an ex-wife for not admitting she slept with her boss before she moved out, because, since we're only "separated" we're still considered a "household" and I get a $600 check (yes, I am going to mail her the other $600) even though I just got promoted and am making 6 figures.


You suck at hating your ex-wife. There is NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL she would get shit from me. Go fuck another one of your bosses for your next meal ticket.

[Revalos]

Well, I wouldn't have got any money at all if it wasn't for her being an uberbitch, I'd rather not be sued at this point, since I've avoided that so far.

I did get $6000 in tax refunds by filing jointly though...she won't be touching that.

[The Ponzzz]

$500 for a hitman, spend the other $100 on some blow.

[Bobmuhthol]

If I started working 2 weeks before I did I'd be getting the $300 :'(

[Anebriated]

hookers and blow

[Stanley Burrell]

GemStone.

[The Ponzzz]

hookers and blow

See, that is a fucking good time right there.

[Numbers]

Porn.

And lots of it!

[LMingrone]

Porn.

And lots of it!

You know, it's a great time in history when it's actually cheaper (free) and faster (bittorrent) to get porn.

Personally I'm putting it in a savings account just those bastards don't get it back trying to "stimulate the economy". On second thought, maybe I should just trade it for a currency that isn't in as bad shape as the dollar.

[Gan]

Dont know yet.

[Warriorbird]

Lap dances.

[Gan]

Lap dances.

Ahh the single mother junior college scholarship fund.

Nice investment.

[LMingrone]

Lap dances.


I've never had the chance to make it rain. Hmmmmmmmm.

[Clove]

Bitches and ho's.

[Daniel]

Emerging markets.

[Clove]

Emerging markets.

That's what I said.

[Arkans]

Under age Thai prostitutes and methamphetamine.

Go hard or go home.

- Arkans

[Daniel]

That's what I said.

lies!

[Fallen]

My debt.

[Trouble]

I probably won't get one. If I did though, I'd probably end up spending it on pizza and/or beer.

[Beguiler]

Feh..a new vibrator, batteries, and the rest in the old savings account (for more batteries!).

Way cheaper than ho's..

[CrystalTears]

Satellite TV *prays*

[sst]

Does anyone know what the cutoff is income wise for this? I only made about 3k taxable income the last two years since i spent most of it over seas.

[Celephais]

Does anyone know what the cutoff is income wise for this? I only made about 3k taxable income the last two years since i spent most of it over seas.
Aww too bad... the cutoff is for people who make $1400 or less a year.

Seriously? You're asking that question with 3k taxable income over two years?
Oh... the lower cutoff... nevermind I'm an idiot... :(

[Trouble]

I haven't found anything specific about the final version of the bill other than:

"The legislation will provide one-time rebates of up to $600 for individuals or $1,200 for couples, plus $300 for each child. Low-income people, including retirees on Social Security and disabled veterans who pay no income taxes, would receive checks of $300."

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm pretty sure the low income thing is at least $3,000 in the year. I don't remember where I saw it but I was :( because I made like $2,700.

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$300 Checks
The measure would send $300 tax-rebate checks to those whose Social Security benefits, veterans' disability payments and earned income totaled at least $3,000 last year. Those who earned enough to pay federal income taxes would receive more, with individuals eligible for as much as $600. Couples could receive $1,200 plus $300 for each child.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aMljy8GxkKoc&refer=home

[Skeeter]

Satellite TV *prays*

FFS scrooge you already got your promotion, your purse strings are tighter than a nun's vagina.

[Stretch]

Probably go into my savings account. I don't spend money as soon as I get it.

[Skeeter]

Probably go into my savings account. I don't spend money as soon as I get it.

typical septuagenarian response.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm not getting one, I make too much :(

[Celephais]

typical septuagenarian response.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/google-1.png
(okay, not a threat, but when else am I going to get to use this pic)

[BigWorm]

I'm pretty sure the low income thing is at least $3,000 in the year. I don't remember where I saw it but I was :( because I made like $2,700.

Don't you still live with your parents? I doubt that if you could have gotten the credit if you're claimed as a dependent by someone else.

[kheldarin]

A brand new Canon 10-22mm super wide-angle lens.