Heath Ledger Jokes thread

[Apotheosis]

Ok. Any good heath ledger jokes out there?

[Sean of the Thread]

Knock Knock!

Knock KNOCK!

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[radamanthys]

Just theories about how he died:

Gay Cowboy AIDS
Someone truly had 10 things to hate about Heath
Killed by a unbalanced Michael Keaton trying to relive the only cool thing he ever did in being Batman.
Mel Gibson, his evangelical co-star in The Patriot, freaking out over Brokeback Mountain. At least he wasn't a Jew.
Jousting accident. That, or the Plague.

[Davenshire]

He was apparently scheduled to have a massage in his apartment this afternoon. Guess he didn’t get the happy ending.

whats black and white and hungry? heath ledgers cat

Words last overheard in Heath Ledgers apartment?“let’s massage some life into those stiff legs”

Debit one from the Heath ledger.

Accountants around the world today are in a state of panic. It appears that they lost a Ledger.

Today, critics allegations were confirmed, Heath Ledger is a stiff actor.

They say he is a good actor but Heath Ledger’s last performance was a little hard to swallow.

He thought about jumping off the building but realised no-one was interested in seeing Brokeback again.

The ledger reads:
Batman 1
Joker 0

How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handful of sleeping pills.

Word is he was depressed. I guess he took “10 things I hate about you” a little too seriously…..

What do Jake Gylennhal’s cherry and a bottle of Paxil have in common? They both got popped by Heath Ledger.

[Keller]

What do Jake Gylennhal’s cherry and a bottle of Paxil have in common? They both got popped by Heath Ledger.


Fucking winner right there.

[radamanthys]

For seriousness.

[Arkans]

Actually, it was God's work that he died. How do I know?

Thankfully, we have reputable sources like www.godhatesfags.com

- Arkans

[Asha]

I was searching the google for Emo jokes and all that came up was Heath Ledger.


Knock Knock!

Knock KNOCK!

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:lol:

[Gan]

morbidly funny.

:lol:

[radamanthys]

It's too bad... there's a good change Heath's gonna oversleep the Oscars.

[Sean of the Thread]

At least someone liked my Knock Knock joke.

[radamanthys]

Shit, Who's there?

[Snapp]

:rofl: This thread is fucked up.

[Methais]

This thread wins for being so overtly assholish.

[Sean of the Thread]

Shit, Who's there?

You fucked it up! Nobody answers the door because he's DED.

[Alfster]

Duuuurrrrrrrrrr