Monk== Most Powerful Profession

[Monk]

Everyones biggest question will the Monk be the most powerful hunter/killer profession EVER?


Monk 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Asha]

Or the most dickhead poster!!!

[Anebriated]

I just keep voting to screw up his polls and make him think they will suck.

[Xaerve]

I think its a Simu employee.

[Asha]

If he posts here, then he isn't a Simu employee anymore.

[Asha]

I know you were being sarcasiik :D

[Xaerve]

I miss you.

[Asha]

You're a beautiful man. A beautiful man. We will have our time again.

[mgoddess]

At least he got one option right, with Savants in 2063...

[Warriorbird]

Simu employees can and do post here.

[El Burro]

WRONG ala caramia

[Asha]

Simu employees can and do post here.

Wrong.

[Anebriated]

Its a very rare occasion that a current employee posts here, but it has happened.

[Warriorbird]

There's things they're not supposed to post. There's a difference. You also aren't supposed to post anywhere until a certain point.

[Stanley Burrell]

. (http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1cee84522fae37eb046ab3a0c7ca314b)
Backlash?

[Makkah]

Wrong.

Wrong.

[Stanley Burrell]

WRONG ala caramia


Wrong.


Wrong.

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/methodman/method_man_1.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Right.

...:wtf: do I have to make sense for anyway? Wu-Tang, mothafucka.

[Warriorbird]

Is it real son, is it really real son?
Let me know it's real son, if it's really real.
Something I could feel son, load it up and kill one...
Want it raw deal son, if it's really real.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00007JGO1.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Ticallion Stallion, bitches.

[Methais]

WRONG ala caramia


Wrong.


Wrong.

http://www.zippoc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg

[Warriorbird]

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/tvtalkmonk/library/AdrianMonk1.jpg

He denies that it is the most powerful profession.

[Stanley Burrell]

:rofl: 6 stars :thumbup:

[Methais]

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/tvtalkmonk/library/AdrianMonk1.jpg

He denies that it is the most powerful profession.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/burkezillar/wigga.jpg

[Warriorbird]

http://www.sevensquared.com/blog/archives/capt.sc10103230042.kung_fu_monks_sc101.jpeg

[Asha]

Wrong.

Let me know where I'm wrong instead of just ''wrong''.
You and I usually see straight on this shit. I'd like to know where we didn't.

[Tea & Strumpets]

Superman > Batman

[Methais]

Who said anything about Batman?

[Warriorbird]

Wall of text regarding that. Batman still beats Superman in me liking the comic better.

::


When people say: "Batman can kick Superman's ass" they really mean one of three things:

1. I like Batman more and think he can do anything.
2. I think Batman can win a one-sided battle where he's prepared and Superman isn't; and I've read comics like that.
3. I think Batman can beat Superman under specific circumstances, but all things being equal, Superman will almost always win.

With Case 1, there's no arguing with them. With Case 3, I think the individual is reasonable enough and there's no need to force them to say Superman will ALWAYS win unless we're suffering from a bit of Case 1 ourselves, but with a Superman bent. I think a mixture of Case 2 and a little bit of 1 is the predominant viewpoint of people who say it.

The thing is, they typically don't acknowledge the inequality in preparation or technology... it's almost always a contrived circumstance to bring about a Bat-victory by the skin of Bruce's teeth. Even if they do, they put their faith in Batman's preparation and planning (and sometimes technology) to rule the day. The following addresses that (reposted):

Despite the incredibly presistant and wide-spread belief that Batman has a dozen plans up his sleeve to take out Superman, historically it's been proven otherwise again and again. Let's take some examples:

DKR - Bats, after 20 years of planning, gets his ribs broke, his fancy suit torn to shreds, suffers a heart attack, and ends up in the ground. His entire plan relies on Superman holding back and NOT simply unplugging Bruce from his lamp-post or disabling him from space (if Supes really just wanted Bruce to turn himself in, rather than getting into a dangerous fist fight)... in other words, poor writing for Supes (out of character motivation, out of character intellect/tactics), who could have undid the Bat's plan easily.

Hush - Bats breaks his hand & resorts to thug-level hostage tactics, while admiting he doesn't stand a chance. Honestly, he just gets in one good punch (that breaks his hand) shortly after, Supes smashes through the street and effortlessly lifts a car in each hand, no worse for wear. His plan needlessly puts himself at risk and relied entirely on Clark holding back/being good, which he had no logical grounds on which the make that assumption... having a "gut feeling" that Clark can resist mind control does not constitute a good plan.

Red Son - Dies. Despite all his prep, he didn't account for Superman's allies, which he has in spades and certainly on a different power-level than- say- the Bat Family. If anything is true of Supes, it's that he has many friends that would readily risk life and limb for his sake- heck, in the regular universe, Batman considers himself one of that number... any plan meant to take Supes out has to take into account his allies, friends, family, robots, pets, etc.

Babel - Years of planning on how to stop a rogue Superman... result: an expensive synthetic rock that makes Superman MORE powerful (and doesn't even prevent him from using his powers with surgical precision). Wow. Brilliant.

Superman/Batman #2 - Owned. This is in Batman's home turf, the ideal situation to combat Superman and to enact all the theoretical plans his fans have long believed he has against a rogue Superman... but the result? Bruce isn't even Future Supes's target yet he's a breath away from death if not for a save from present-day Supes.

Lex Luthor:Man of Steel - Batman with kryptonite and prep, defeated handily by Superman. Arguably one of the most realistic portrayals of how Supes could still defeat Batman without instantly killing him regardless of Bat-prep.

Superman: King of The World - Batman with prep and kryptonite fails to stop Superman from being able to crush his throat... only with the intervention of Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter is Supes stopped. Here we see danger of Superman with limited prep, the legions of his similarly powered Superman robots.

Sacrifice - Again, Batman, king of protocols, the man entrusted with the Kryptonite ring as a symbol of trust and the express responsibility of stopping Superman should he go rogue by Superman himself... finds himself in said situation and instead of pulling out "always prepared anti-Supes plan" finds himself beaten to near death saved only by the Plot Gods.

Infinite Crisis - After the last beating, you'd think Batman would create more comprehensive plans for taking out Superman and/or Superman-class enemies. Granted Kal-L is probably levels above them, but in terms of Anti-SuperBrick Planning, once again, Bruce fails... his entire defense the Kryptonite ring. Even if it were Kal-El and not Kal-L, it's highly questionable whether the ring alone would have been able to stop a motivated rogue Superman considering Supes has wielded the ring himself when fighting other Super-persons. If Batman were truly the master of planning and prep, this certainly should have been taken into consideration.

Final score: Bat Plans Zip; Supes nine of nine.

The only cases where Batman has been able to possibly get a leg up on Supes are when he has acted like a villain and held hostages or lead an assault against an unsuspecting Supes- hardly a feat (consider: who amongst us, with Batman's fortune and training, intimate knowledge of Superman as an ally, and even express consent from said target, WOULDN'T be able to come up with an attack plan against an unsuspecting Supes?). In any case where Supes has had the opportunity to fight back he has either won or been defeated by bad writing.

http://www.bluetights.net/theplanet/showpost.php?p=411696&postcount=5

[Tea & Strumpets]

Well I have to admit that wall of text gave me a chuckle.

[Warriorbird]

Fuck Batman and Robin I'm robbin' wit a bat man.
-Rock on Method Man's Gun'z N One'z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo2EUlLFMT4

[Methais]

I remember back when Jason Todd (the Robin after Dick Grayson quit or whatever happened with him) got killed, Superman showed up (I forgot why, I guess to comfort Batman or something) and Batman punched the shit out of Supes in the face.

Then Supes said something like "You're lucky I rolled with that punch or you would have shattered every bone in your hand."

The only way Batman could ever possibly defeat Supes is if he managed to destroy the sun. But then Batman along with the rest of the planet would die too.

Batman can wield all the kryptonite he wants. Superman can just fry him with his heat vision or freeze him with his breath and then shatter him like Sub-Zero. Or just take a deep breath and blow Batman straight into outer space.

Those people that say Batman could beat Superman are just retards. It'd be like Klaive saying he's really a ninja, and turning out to actually being a ninja.

[Stanley Burrell]

:yawn: E. Honda could snap scrawny bat bitches and kryptonize super men into super zeros with one-third of a handslap.

Don't even get me started on Blanca.

I like this thread.

[Warriorbird]

Lobo > Superman

http://members.cox.net/nowlanink/Lobo.jpg

[Methais]

Superman > Boys

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/272_image.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Superman > Boys

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/272_image.jpg

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/handbanana/full/handbanana26.jpg

> Superman @ raping little boys :sorry:

[Warriorbird]

Children + Bondage > Wonder Woman

http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/sen31p1.jpg

Clocks also > Wonder Woman

http://www.superdickery.com/images/bondage/277_4_220.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Fuck.

[Warriorbird]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hung_Gar

[Methais]

Fuck.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/plainfuck.gif

[Warriorbird]

Cowboy > Superman

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/01062288700469.gif

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.guildcafe.com/gallery/data/568/Teh_juggernaut_bitch_.jpg

[Snapp]

This thread is great. :lol:

[Lucas]

Batman will kill superman with a kryptonite bullet, plain and simple. He invites him over for dinner and while everyone's partying he goes up to superman and shoots him in the back of the neck at point blank range with the kryptonite bullet.

Which will then lead to this...

http://talesofwonder.com/images/MAY070149.jpg


and then Batman will be all like this...

http://woodnotwood.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/batman_wonder_woman_supergirl_superman-748256.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Who's the yellow-headed bitch s'poseta be?

[Lucas]

Look at the tramp stamp.

[Stanley Burrell]

Tru.

http://www.urbanshogun.com/matrix/harley_quinn.jpg

[Asha]

I wanked about 5 times

[Tolwynn]

Batman = Bruce Wayne, one of the richest men in the world.

Despite all of his vast riches and holdings, he lives at home with an old man and a young boy.

His celebration for defeating Superman would probably look something more like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/laridian/splat.jpg

[Lucas]

Like mine more real...

http://www.gothampublicworks.com/images/gallery/Harley-Quinn-TL2.jpg

Poor Harley...all alone in Gotham jail with noone but other women around... what's a girl to do?

[Stanley Burrell]

Yeah.

Where is her + Poison Ivy + Cthulhu tentacle sex, tho'?

[diethx]

Like mine more real...

http://www.gothampublicworks.com/images/gallery/Harley-Quinn-TL2.jpg

Poor Harley...all alone in Gotham jail with noone but other women around... what's a girl to do?

Is that girl supposed to be attractive?

[Lucas]

I don't even know anymore. I'm tied to my computer working 19 hours a day. I think I've forgotten how women look like.

[Stunseed]

I'd give her handlebars a ride.

[diethx]

She's got a cute little figure, but from the neck up she looks like Tori Spelling.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'd pump so much cum in Tori that a year and a half baby pops out when I'm done unloading.

Who's Tori Spelling again (sp?)

[Celephais]

Is that girl supposed to be attractive?


She's got a cute little figure, but from the neck up she looks like Tori Spelling.
Yeah her face is not nearly as cute as it should be... it just looks busted... I'd rather bang the cartoon
http://www.urbanshogun.com/matrix/harley_quinn.jpg

[Methais]

I'd pump so much cum in Tori that a year and a half baby pops out when I'm done unloading.

Who's Tori Spelling again (sp?)

That chick from 90210 with the ugly face.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/torispelling/tori_spellinga_300.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Weird. I'd still do her.

If I got out of the house more and knew her and was somebody important enough to get out of the house more and do her.

[Asha]

That chick from 90210 with the ugly face.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/torispelling/tori_spellinga_300.jpg

She's properly ugly. I'd have to pass, even if her daddy paid me to give her a chance.

[Celephais]

If she wasn't on a TV show and I saw her walking down the street I would assume it was a man.

[diethx]

If she wasn't on a TV show and I saw her walking down the street I would assume it was a man.

Seriously, all dragged up. I have a girl like that in my chem class this semester. I know she's female, but omg she scares me how manly-looking she is.

[TheEschaton]

There's this one girl in our law class who looks real manly. One day someone was googling classmates to see what they did before law school, and found out her name used to be (for innocent people's sake, made up) Jim, and was now Jane.

It was like, yoooooooo, wtf.

-TheE-

[Celephais]

It was like, yoooooooo, wtf.
http://students.washington.edu/uwisa/images/familyguy/quagmire.jpg
Uggghh, Tranny get away! ... wait, post op or pre op? Ugggh get away!

[Stanley Burrell]

http://students.washington.edu/uwisa/images/familyguy/quagmire.jpg
Uggghh, Tranny get away! ... wait, post op or pre op? Ugggh get away!

Hahahahahha.

There are few things greater than referencing Quagmire on an internet community bulletin board.

/wistful

[Makkah]

There's this one girl in our law class who looks real manly. One day someone was googling classmates to see what they did before law school, and found out her name used to be (for innocent people's sake, made up) Jim, and was now Jane.

It was like, yoooooooo, wtf.

-TheE-

We really don't care.

[Stanley Burrell]

Do you have flat affect IRL or something?

[Makkah]

My affect and mood are always both flat... like your stank ass momma.

[Stanley Burrell]

Just checking :)

[diethx]

My affect and mood are always both flat...

Until you drink, and then you get silly and sloppy, and you hit a lot.

[Makkah]

Only chicks.

[Drisco]

That chick from 90210 with the ugly face.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/torispelling/tori_spellinga_300.jpg



Only chick.

These kind?



Manliest jaw line I ever did see on a women.

[Lucas]

The upper half of her face is smoking hot. It's the bottom half...Try covering up the bottom half of her face.

[diethx]

These kind?

rht's g/f Nikki is like a hundred times hotter than that manly twat.

[Drisco]

I don't understand. If I was her and had all that money... Or I think she use to.. I believe her father died and gave it all to his wife who is not fond of her. Any who I would get plastic surgery and carve that manly jaw into something womanly.

[Warriorbird]

I think her Dad got tired of her.