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Methais
01-30-2008, 03:02 PM
Eating two gigantic bowls of Life cereal just before going to bed is bad. I've been paying for it since like 8am.
At least I'm catching up on my reading though.
ROFLCOPTER
Laptop with WiFi network in home FTMFW.
:lol:
TheEschaton
01-30-2008, 03:05 PM
you take the laptop in the bathroom?
I don't know how I feel about that, I've thought of it before, but have refrained.
The Ponzzz
01-30-2008, 03:06 PM
you take the laptop in the bathroom?
I don't know how I feel about that, I've thought of it before, but have refrained.
You obivously haven't been in the middle of some serious business on the internet when you gotta drop one before....
Hulkein
01-30-2008, 03:06 PM
Doesn't fiber make your dumps healthier? As in more solid, easier to pass?
you take the laptop in the bathroom?
I don't know how I feel about that, I've thought of it before, but have refrained.
Its not like I'm taking my fucking lunch in there, FFS. Its a laptop - an electronic version of reading a magazine or a book, or talking on the phone while sitting on the throne.
I've conducted some major business on the throne with a laptop and a phone/headset back when I worked out of my home.
As long as you're not talking when your 3 lb. turd is doing a half gainer into the bowl from your ass... or you can hit the mute button quick enough to rip 5 second cavernous echo fart and not have your clients hear it - you'll do fine.
;)
The Ponzzz
01-30-2008, 03:18 PM
Its not like I'm taking my fucking lunch in there, FFS. Its a laptop - an electronic version of reading a magazine or a book, or talking on the phone while sitting on the throne.
I've conducted some major business on the throne with a laptop and a phone/headset back when I worked out of my home.
As long as you're not talking when your 3 lb. turd is doing a half gainer into the bowl from your ass... or you can hit the mute button quick enough to rip 5 second cavernous echo fart and not have your clients hear it - you'll do fine.
;)
QFT!
Stanley Burrell
01-30-2008, 03:22 PM
Oh man, I know what that's like. You don't even have to tell me about what cereal does.
It's just one of these things you have to start getting used to as your life (and Life) progresses. In the end, you win, and so does your body, and that's better than any internet trophy you can muster.
I'm proud of you, Meth', you're eating the breakfast of champions. You make me a happy dad. Rock on.
Tsa`ah
01-30-2008, 03:40 PM
Doesn't fiber make your dumps healthier? As in more solid, easier to pass?
Legumes.
Fiber provides mass for pushing and scraping.
Clove
01-30-2008, 04:06 PM
Laptop+WiFi+Bathroom=Civilization.
Methais
01-30-2008, 04:46 PM
Unfortunately for me, I don't own a laptop. Instead I've been rereading the same issue of EGM all day because this month's issue hasn't showed up yet.
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