CAT PISS REMOVAL

[Sean of the Thread]

So one of my older cats is having some seizures which end up with him pretty much pissing while spinning and flipping around faster than the tazmanian devil.. basically becoming a sparkling fountain of a piss tornado.

The only reason I haven't put this cat down yet is well.. it's my favorite bad ass cat which I've had for about 10 years now. I've seen his exposed brain after he kicked the shit out of two raccoons leaving one dead for fucks sake so he gets a pass on the .22 caliber.

Anyways the fucker pissed in the house.

Any personal experience/suggestions on getting rid of the piss smell. It was on a wood floor but nothing I've tried is working. Baking soda.. that urinebegone shit.. lysol ... nothing fucking works.

[Stanley Burrell]

Cats are for very, excessively people belonging to probably non-heterosexuality.

Solution: Swing it live by its tail as a furry +1 mithril feline. Infront of Tamral.

[Gan]

White vinegar works.

Depending on how you use some of the over-the-counter chemicals, they can work as well.

I would emphasize methodology/technique when cleaning - not just the chemical you're using.

http://www.howtodothings.com/pets-and-animals/a4682-how-to-clean-up-cat-urine.html

[Skeeter]

quit being a pussy.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/03/50/22185003.jpg

And nothing gets cat piss out btw. That shit has way too much ammonia in it.

[Asha]

Sparkling fountain of a piss tornado :lol:

[Celephais]

How'd you remove the wheelchair piss smell?

[Sean of the Thread]

How'd you remove the wheelchair piss smell?

Sold the fucking car to a mexican.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<That shit has way too much ammonia in it.>>

Ammonia is a base. Solution: add an acid.

[Trouble]

And nothing gets cat piss out btw.

Yeah I'm afraid you're out of luck with wood flooring. You might be talking a resurfacing operation since real wood is porous.

Killed a racoon? /salute

[Sean of the Thread]

I said fuck it and used some apple cider vinegar since it's the strongest I had on hand.

I swabbed it up real fast I'll just wait and see what happens to the floor. I don't give a shit really it's in the corner on the hinge side of the front door and this is a rental. Muahhahaha.

[Celephais]

Sold the fucking car to a mexican.
I was going to say sell the house to a mexican...

... and this is a rental. Muahhahaha.
But it seems you're already ahead of me on the pass the problem on to someone else front.

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah fuck it.. it's not my floor.

[Killer Kitten]

Have you tried Nature's Miracle? Available at PetSmart.

[Lucas]

Same as human piss removal.

[Tsa`ah]

I found that the best way to take care of the piss situation is to get rid of the cats.

After the piss, shit, hairballs, and puke ... coupled with my office chair and my leather sofa and recliners getting the fuck scratched out of them ... pictures, plants, and breakables knocked from their perches ... I gave the kids an ultimatum, find homes for the fuckers or they become outdoor cats.

But to the question, steam cleaning service ... or a steam cleaner.