Do Girls Like Anal?

[Soriel]

First and foremost a serious question. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to do anal and am wondering from other women here if girls like this or not? On a similar note, do girls like it if a trusting partner dominates them a bit? Thanks for any advice.

[crazymage]

http://davewalker.org/idiot.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

First and foremost a serious question. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to do anal and am wondering from other women here if girls like this or not? On a similar note, do girls like it if a trusting partner dominates them a bit? Thanks for any advice.

Your mom likes it if that helps.

[diethx]

First and foremost a serious question. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to do anal and am wondering from other women here if girls like this or not? On a similar note, do girls like it if a trusting partner dominates them a bit? Thanks for any advice.

http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/fuckinggay.jpg

Everyone knows you don't have a girlfriend, and that your boyfriend likes anal just fine. Stop posting already you dumb shit.

[Drinin]

Eh, stick a finger up her ass and if she doesn't freak out, shove something else in there. Works for me.

[Asha]

All girls fucking love anal.

[Sean of the Thread]

The old slide the finger trick is not a tell tale indicator. Unless of course said persons cock is the girth and length of a finger.

[Katt]

So.... In other words... he should find a tooth pick and stick it up her ass first?

If I was your girlfriend I'd slap you silly for talking about our sex life on a message board hehehe.

[crazymage]

Wezas .

[Gan]

If you cant come right out and ask/talk to your gf about it then chances are either she's not into that (else she would have told you/asked you already) or your relationship isnt at that stage where exploration is either necessary or encouraged.

And I cant believe you're asking that kind of question here.

:lol:

You deserve all the amazingly fucked up responses you get in this thread, this response included.

[ViridianAsp]

First and foremost a serious question. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to do anal and am wondering from other women here if girls like this or not? On a similar note, do girls like it if a trusting partner dominates them a bit? Thanks for any advice.

You're asking for advice on this stuff from a forum for a text-based roleplaying game?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Srsly, don't you have friends to ask this shit to?

P.S. Not all girls are the same, you are an idiot. Why don't you ask her?

[Augie]

2 words: Astroglide

[Sean of the Thread]

2 words: Astroglide

What Augie isn't a spit girl?


And screw astroglide (no pun intended) ID (http://www.idlube.com/) is the biz. Comes highly recommended for an ex-slut such as myself.

[Nieninque]

Im sure that, should you provide the strap-on, your girlfriend would be willing to oblige.

[Keller]

Astroglide makes me think of Tucker Max. I'd post the link, but it's got some explicit sexual material.

Search for: Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue.

So fuckin' funny.

[Sean of the Thread]

Tucker Max ftw.

[Asha]

Don't forget to get her to clean your tiny dick after you're done. A2M ftw.

[Soulpieced]

Astroglide makes me think of Tucker Max. I'd post the link, but it's got some explicit sexual material.

Search for: Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue.

So fuckin' funny.

That's the funniest thing I've read on the Internet in a long time.

[Atlanteax]

You seriously have to wonder about the self-esteem of the girls that Tucker writes about.

Or is it just simply that they are devoid of it?

[Keller]

You seriously have to wonder about the self-esteem of the girls that Tucker writes about.

Or is it just simply that they are devoid of it?

I think Tucker writes fiction.

That doesn't make it any less funny.

[Sean of the Thread]

I think Badtie has missed a portion of living in his life that was full of girls like that. His stories don't strike me as odd fiction or not. In fact I relate to a lot of them rofl.

[Jayvn]

2 things

1 this post/poster has proven multiple times their level of rtardness

2 if you dont have the balls to flat out discuss it with her you don't deserve it.

[Methais]

2 words: Astroglide

L2Count.

[Lyonis]

A wise man once told me, "Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission."

[Methais]

First and foremost a serious question. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to do anal and am wondering from other women here if girls like this or not? On a similar note, do girls like it if a trusting partner dominates them a bit? Thanks for any advice.

Follow this guide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn7Va-DHZm4

[AestheticDeath]

Eesh that tuckermax story was sick.

And not that I really need to know.. but should you not like have an enema before anal sex? Like always? Bad enough where you are putting it, but wouldn't you want it clean first? Especially to reduce the rick of what happened in his story...

[Clove]

A wise man once told me, "Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission."

Did that wise man give you instructions for reattaching your balls while you're asking for forgiveness?

[Gan]

Some people just like the smell of wallowing around in shit...

(ugh)

[Lyonis]

Did that wise man give you instructions for reattaching your balls while you're asking for forgiveness?

I've never the balls(tee-hee) to go for the "Whoops" approach as outlined in the video posted by Methais.

Though honestly, I'm not too concerned about Soriel's continued ability to reproduce should he lose something.

Go get em tiger!!

[Tsa`ah]

At the very least he'll do it sans the condom and get something personal packed and infected.

If there is any justice, it'll sterilize him.

[Stanley Burrell]

Maybe they do; but it's like, I have to have bought you flowers and jewelry and held hands with you for too long without receiving any penile satisfaction. And it's still a guessing game after 2 weeks. And then finally, it'll be instant missionary without any sort of foreplay whatsoever and it's like I walked into the pitch black bedroom with a condom already glued to my dick.

Help me be better at having better sex, people. Kind people. How do I make every date = pr0n star shit? What are the icebreakers I'm allowed to blurt out? If I have to put on a condom to have breastesses sex on a girl with ample boobage again, I am going to do the self-impaling with a ninja katana. Halp.

[Alfster]

Stanley, have you ever even gotten laid?

[Stanley Burrell]

Yes. But it's all been boring as shit. I've faked orgasm before, ffs.

Someone help me be more instant.

[Stanley Burrell]

All I want to know is how to get a blowjob in a well-lit room without actually having the giver of said blowjob be a prostitute. That's it.

What am I doing wrong? I have some game. Some. Help and suggestions, please. I'm a good looking motherfucker. I'm tired of wrapping it up so many times because the white man invented HIV.

[Makkah]

I've seen pictures of you. You're not "a good looking motherfucker."


EDIT: :)

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm a good looking motherfucker who fucks mothers. Fuck you.

EDIT: smiley face.

[Clove]

I've never the balls(tee-hee) to go for the "Whoops" approach as outlined in the video posted by Methais.

Though honestly, I'm not too concerned about Soriel's continued ability to reproduce should he lose something.

Go get em tiger!!

Forgive me, I was being obtuse. Go get 'er Soriel, what's the worst that could happen?

[CrystalTears]

First and foremost a serious question. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to do anal and am wondering from other women here if girls like this or not? On a similar note, do girls like it if a trusting partner dominates them a bit? Thanks for any advice.
Poke her in the butt with your little PP. If she slaps you and kicks you in said PP, then she didn't like it. If she moans, she's all yours. Happy?

Asking strangers is the stupidest thing I've ever seen someone do. You going to ask us if you love her too? Fucking hell. Grow a pair for fucks sakes.

[Stanley Burrell]

Keep insisting on ear and armpit fucking 2girls1cup style until it seems petty by comparison as well.

[TheSmooth1]

Eh, stick a finger up her ass and if she doesn't freak out, shove something else in there. Works for me.

http://www.slabiak.dk/forum_pictures/misc-what_im_talking_about.gif

[diethx]

Eh, stick a finger up her ass and if she doesn't freak out, shove something else in there. Works for me.

If someone did that to me, i'd do it right back. As much as i'd hate it, i'm willing to bet he'd hate it more. It's only fair, after all.

[The Ponzzz]

Man... Backlach is all...

http://www.threetwoone.org/uggabugga/2005/brokeback-mountain-2.jpg

...to the PC.

[Sean of the Thread]

If someone did that to me, i'd do it right back. As much as i'd hate it, i'm willing to bet he'd hate it more. It's only fair, after all.

I thought you were a dude.

[diethx]

I thought you were a dude.

Nope, all female.

[Asha]

LOL hid that well.

[diethx]

LOL hid that well.

I knew I should've posted more in "What Are You Wearing?".

[Asha]

I knew I should've posted more in "What Are You Wearing?".

'Hahaha yeah'... So what are you wearing?

[Skeeter]

I knew I should've posted more in "What Are You Wearing?".

I don't care who you are. That's a funny quote.

[diethx]

'Hahaha yeah'... So what are you wearing?

Flannel.

[crazymage]

SEE THROUGH FLANNEL??

[diethx]

SEE THROUGH FLANNEL??

Cool your panties.

[Methais]

Maybe they do; but it's like, I have to have bought you flowers and jewelry and held hands with you for too long without receiving any penile satisfaction. And it's still a guessing game after 2 weeks. And then finally, it'll be instant missionary without any sort of foreplay whatsoever and it's like I walked into the pitch black bedroom with a condom already glued to my dick.

Help me be better at having better sex, people. Kind people. How do I make every date = pr0n star shit? What are the icebreakers I'm allowed to blurt out? If I have to put on a condom to have breastesses sex on a girl with ample boobage again, I am going to do the self-impaling with a ninja katana. Halp.

Date sluttier women.

[The Ponzzz]

Date sluttier women.


Or just get hookers. They're cheaper than girlfriends and wives. And for the right price, they don't say no to shit...

[Sean of the Thread]

Or just get hookers. They're cheaper than girlfriends and wives. And for the right price, they don't say no to shit...

My gramps (decorated WWII/Korea USMC) used to tell me it's cheaper to rent everything..from cars to boats to women.

[The Ponzzz]

My gramps (decorated WWII/Korea USMC) used to tell me it's cheaper to rent everything..from cars to boats to women.

It's fucking true. Lease options on a woman are LOW PRICED! :help:

[Guarrin]

http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2007-03-21

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2007-03-21

HA that was funny. :lol:

[Solkern]

THis thread delivers

[Blud]

Poke her in the butt with your little PP. If she slaps you and kicks you in said PP, then she didn't like it. If she moans, she's all yours. Happy?

Asking strangers is the stupidest thing I've ever seen someone do. You going to ask us if you love her too? Fucking hell. Grow a pair for fucks sakes.

:rofl: I love brits!

[CrystalTears]

Not sure what brits have to do with my post, but thanks.

[Ambrosia]

I would kill my boyfriend if he ever went online to get advice about what I like or didn't like. Every girl is different.. my best friend, loves it, wants it all the time and her lube of choice is vasaline of all things... I wont let my boyfriend come near mine. But, thats mostly because he was well blessed in that department.

[Solkern]

He "was" well blessed? :D

[Blud]

Not sure what brits have to do with my post, but thanks.

The wording you used made it sound british in my head. I love the british sense of humor was all I meant. :)

Are you british?

[RichardCranium]

If you're gonna just do it spontaneously make sure she's on her stomach so you can get the first punch in if she doesn't like it as much as you think she will.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I would kill my boyfriend if he ever went online to get advice about what I like or didn't like. Every girl is different.. my best friend, loves it, wants it all the time and her lube of choice is vasaline of all things... I wont let my boyfriend come near mine. But, thats mostly because he was well blessed in that department.

So you take it in the pooper, but only from little dicks? ;p

[Parkbandit]

Not sure what brits have to do with my post, but thanks.


I think because most brits are assholes...

Yea, I said it. :P

[CrystalTears]

I think because most brits are assholes...

Yea, I said it. :P
:die:

[Ambrosia]

So you take it in the pooper, but only from little dicks? ;p

I don't date little dicks... I make them measure and show proof before the first date j/k.... :P

I've been with him for years and years, but, if I wasn't, then maybe -shrug-

[Ambrosia]

He "was" well blessed? :D


HAHAHA... okay he still is. Wrong choice of wording. But if he doesn't grow up, he might not be for too much longer.

[Parkbandit]

Trust me.. having a gigantic cock isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[CrystalTears]

Trust me.. having a gigantic cock isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Aw, too much cock in your pooper hurt you too? :tissue:

[Anebriated]

Trust me.. having a gigantic cock isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I know, we miss out on things like anal sex. I need to find me a porn star or a dirty slut who likes that sort of thing.

[TheEschaton]

I'm sorry, the thought of fucking a girl in the ass makes me want to hurl. Maybe I have an anti-shit sorta thing going on, but I just imagine getting shit all over my dick. No thanks. I don't even think a condom could protect me from that kinda grossness.

-TheE-

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I've done it once where it came out looking like a fudgecicle. Believe me, that'll ruin the mood.

[Anebriated]

should have had her clean it off... A2M ftmfw.

[Some Rogue]

Trust me.. having a gigantic cock isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Why does PB have a mustache?


To hide the stretch marks around his lips.

[CrystalTears]

:rofl: PWNT!

[BigWorm]

Why does PB have a mustache?


To hide the stretch marks around his lips.

qft

[Soriel]

No she'll definetly need to clean out her ass before we do it. I think the most enjoyable part of this exercise is when you're done and she stands up to go to the bathroom...and you take a look at what you did to her butt. It's like someone took two bread buns put them together and poked a hole in the middle...it's hilarious.

[The Ponzzz]

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Stupid-Internet_Police.jpg

[FinisWolf]

No she'll definetly need to clean out her ass before we do it. I think the most enjoyable part of this exercise is when you're done and she stands up to go to the bathroom...and you take a look at what you did to her butt. It's like someone took two bread buns put them together and poked a hole in the middle...it's hilarious.

How the hell would you know? Mr. ICan'tGetInMyGirlFriendsAss ...

1) From surfing pron?

If you don't know how to use the key to get in the backdoor, I guess all you can do is window shop.

2) Wait, I know how you know, you looked at your poopchute in the mirror after you fucked your own ass with a big ass strap-on?

3) Though, I hope that your supposed gf saw this thread, straped your ass down to the bed spreadeagle and had all her previous boyfriends fuck you after she did you with a huge strapon.

I vote number two, hoping that it is number three.

You are an idiot!

STFU ... l00s3r!!1!

Finis

[Methais]

The more I read this thread, the more I think Soriel doesn't even have a girlfriend and has never been laid, and that all his "knowledge" came from watching pr0n.

[Methais]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa41/wlitt/sh173.jpg

[Daniel]

Jesus Christ.

Tell us how you really feel Finiswolf.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

This thread pwns. Sigged for all eternity.

[Stanley Burrell]

THE ANSWER IS YES. GIRLS LIKE ANAL. AND MONKS ARE AWESOME.

/discussion?

[FinisWolf]

Jesus Christ.

Tell us how you really feel Finiswolf.

I thought I did a good job letting him know how I feel about his insensitive defamation of females. His idiocy astounds.

Frankly between this thread, and his other threads on how to defame women just pisses me off. It's idiots like this that give men in general a bad name.

After having thought about it, it would be better if he were imprisoned and made the punk, then he would know first hand from the females perspective.

I will not apologize for any of what I have said in regards to this idiot.

Finis

[Bobmuhthol]

Fuck women. I blow a load on their face and send them packing.

[The Ponzzz]

Fuck women. I blow a load on their face and send them packing.

Can I get an amen?!

[FinisWolf]

Fuck women. I blow a load on their face and send them packing.

This coming from the guy that hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

: snicker :

j/king

Finis

[Skeeter]

Sam Kinison said it best. Leave them sticky, broke, and confused.

Blow a load on their back, steal some money out of their purse, then crawl out a window.

[FinisWolf]

I loved Sam Kinison in Back to School.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xfi4s8cjLFI

Finis

[Stanley Burrell]

Fuck women. I blow a load on their face and send them packing.

I get nervous and try not to pop wood extremely prematurely and/or awkwardly.

Pound, playa'.

[Stanley Burrell]

Don't even get me started on premature ejaculation.

::3 snaps and a Z, 2 snaps and a circle, 1 snap and a line::

Mm-hmm.

[Stanley Burrell]

Uh, with my jizzim, rather.

[Warriorbird]

Honest answer?

If a woman gets down like that... you'll know.

[Gnomad]

::3 snaps and a Z, 2 snaps and a circle, 1 snap and a line::


this sounds like question #17 on a geometry test

[Stanley Burrell]

Well, when you know everything there is to know about anal and monks, you automatically ascend to possess all the knowledge you can about 30-60-90 degree triangles, I mean c'mon.

[Warriorbird]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cgo0057l.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

I wonder though.

[Warriorbird]

http://serc.carleton.edu/images/NAGTWorkshops/careerprep/jobsearch/pink_triangle.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

60-60-60 degree triangles are much less gay than 30-60-90 degree triangles.

Think about which one fits more easily up the buttocks hole of a member as the same sex that you are. I mean everyone pretty much conceptualizes that in math class, amirite?