Insult me, please.

[Staceyrain]

Its so funny to read the insults at times, so one always whineing, someone always insulting. I gotta concept, insult me! I wanna see the best damn insult you bunch of scurvy dogs can come up with. Anyone else who wants to be insulted, feel free to join me on the dunk the bitch in the water seat. Anyone who wants to insult, please do. Of course replies and flames welcomed.:saint:

[Xcalibur]

who are you?

(best insult you can throw to someone)

[Czeska]

Ha! You're funny, Staceyrain, hun!

Course, looks aren't everything...

[Staceyrain]

I dont really feel insulted yet

[Czeska]

Do you still love Nature?
Despite what it's done to you?

[Staceyrain]

Oh, now that left me slightly peevish, but its not just my nature that rubs against you.

[Hulkein]

I had sex with your mom.

[Scott]

Ultimate insult coming up.
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You remind me of Tayre.

[Staceyrain]

**ponders a bit**

Well, I am still at slightly peeved, yall are maintaining, but we need boundries broke! Where is the fucking piss whore dog slut insults? Or I wouldn't fuck you with a broken dick? (thanks Mr. G Carlin) Or even be creative with verb placements

[Czeska]

Go away you unmuzzled, rabid sheep licker.

[crazymage]

You like men!

[Wezas]

I don't know who you are, but you definately sound high maintenance.

[Staceyrain]

Oh, now we are getting somewhere!

*cackles*

[Czeska]

Someone asked Staceyrain if she was free for the evening.

She said no.. but I"m reasonable.

[Staceyrain]

Don't yall worry about my auntie, she's still upset that I made her take the senior's discount...

[Czeska]

I know that you're not really two-faced in spite of the impression you give.
If you were, why on earth would you be wearing that one?

[Bestatte]

Well this isn't my best, since my best would be to ignore you completely. So here's a shot at an insult somewhere around a 4 on my scale of 1-10.

What a putrid waste of a vagina you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. I bet you put pubic hairs between your teeth just to make it look like you get laid? If you're average looking, I'm Renee Zelweiger. Your face should be sued for attempting to impersonate a human, you freakish gargoyle.

You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum?

Oh, and stop bullshitting about your height. A fucking circus dwarf is not 'average.' Lying won't get you on the good rides in Disney. Lying about your weight again, too huh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'?

Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bestatte
What a putrid waste of a vagina you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser.

Definate sig material there, I'd hate to see a 10

[Kitsun]

I do not want to see Bestatte's 9 if thats a 4. Talk about putting a sailor to shame.

[Staceyrain]

Oh, I think that turned me on.

[Bestatte]

As for you, Wezas:

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Try learning basic spelling before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to lube the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out-score you in IQ tests; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

[Fallen]

Your an absolutely worthless person. No one would care if you commited suicide. Nothing you will ever do in life will amount to anything. The world would be a better place if simply you wandered off somewhere and died quietly.

[Wezas]

Can't you come up with something original?

http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm

BTW, your second post can be found here:

http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:4IZVC_aN0PIJ:www.anandtech.com/news/shownews.html%3Fi%3D20751+%22Benjamin+Disraeli%22+ +Well,+you%27re+certainly+thoughtless%3B&hl=en&ie= UTF-8

and first post here:

http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:BMvgpaczzGIJ:maccers.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_maccers_archive.html+What+a+putrid+wast e+of+a+vagina+you+are,+you+humped-back&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

[Edited on 12-12-2003 by Wezas]

[Bestatte]

Hey I fixed the spelling and typo, didn't I? Hrrmph.

[Staceyrain]

I like this new direction the thread is going, I feel insulted and others are getting a bit of it too. But I mean really Bestatte, I had to take a pee break before I could hear your entire insult.

*peeks over the counter to see if the coast is clear yet*

[Silleck]

If i had a dog that looked like you, i'd shave it's ass and teach'em to walk backwards.

[Staceyrain]

I think I have seen better insults come from a group of five year olds armed with a paper bag of bazooka bubble gum.

Come on people, show me what yah got!

[Czeska]

If I were the clerk, I'd slather myself with the vilest creams of rolton dung bound with the seaweed-laden toe jam of a sea nymph, just to make you stop licking!!!

[Staceyrain]

Well, it may improve your looks somewhat, but you would still taste bitter.

[Lord Deprav]

Glad I wasted my time reading the first 3 posts.

Deprav

[Staceyrain]

Oh!
Another satisfied customer...

[Weedmage Princess]

It's hard to just sit back and think of a good insult. You gotta have material and some sort of anger, frustration or agitation. You gotta be in the situation. I can't just insult someone for the sake of insulting them.

Besides, I'm too nice :saint:

[Staceyrain]

Well, think of it as practice for those special moments we all long for...
I go the idea from reading all these flame posts, and some of them are pretty good. Hell repeat an insult, and start a whole new flame on where it came from, then jump in...

Never met a girl who was to nice anyways...

[Weedmage Princess]

But...I don't insult people. It might make them feel bad. Then I'd feel bad. :(

[Edited on 12-12-2003 by Weedmage Princess]

[Wezas]

Research of Staceyrain:

Real name:
Stacey Dunning

her art:
http://www.stampersmall.com/gallery/UserListByLoginName.asp?LoginName=staceyrain

She's a bard:
http://www.play.net/forums/messages.asp?forum=30&category=16&topic=75&message =12

http://members.aol.com/loregems/private/bardfest8/night3.htm

Transexual?:

http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:aF5Ug6MSDXoJ:www.geocities.com/traniesondalnet/ops.html+staceyrain&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

I would like to point out that you need to be hated for good insults to come your way take me if i was to wish people to insult me im sure they would not have a hard time
your a nothing and always will be.

[Edited on 12-13-2003 by The Edine]

[Snapp]

And we thought Xcalibur was supposed to be the starter of odd threads...


By the way, Staceyrain is a cunt.

[Betheny]

staceyrain.

stacy has a nice ass in your picture maimara

[longshot]

I'm sober now...

My powers are gone.

[Snapp]

Originally posted by longshot
I'm sober now...

My powers are gone.

The king of insulting has lost his powers? :( SAY IT AINT SO!

[Brat8525]

How's this, its old but I still like it

Your such a waste of skin

[Chelle]

You are a fuckstick licking piece of cancerous anus hair who was born with an empty nutsack.

[Kadumi]

If I ever went into the baking business I know I could count on Staceyrain to provide the yeast.

[longshot]

I prefer to use similies and metaphors that are rather obscure. They really tend to stick in peoples minds.

There's this one girl from Vancuver here that I absolutely can't stand. She hates me too, so I let this one fly after she called me a dickhead...

"Woman, will you please shut your legs?

That three pounds of beat-up dangling roastbeef you call a snatch is stinking up this place worse than an Arby's drivethrough."

Everyone knows what a whore she is (she really is), so the image of her beat up snatch and the obscure Arby's reference allowed those who were not too shocked to laugh really really hard.

Most of them end up quite wordy, and they are personal... so you couldn't just use them about anyone. I would have to know something about you to make it effective.

[Staceyrain]

LOL

I come back from a night of partying and get a yeast put down, called a trannie, and have my clit compared to Arby's roastbeef....

Now
I feel insulted...

ROFL