grenthor
01-19-2008, 09:56 AM
this is really funny
http://www.play.net/forums/messages.asp?forum=102&category=9&topic=4&message=11606
The ULTIMATE Sorcerer Roleplaying Guide
Here's a list that you can't go wrong with:
1. Reroll dark elf if you're not one already and do the stupid Dhe'nar thing.
2. Worship Sheru or Luukos.
- If you pick Luukos, speak in old cliches, like "I sssserve Luukossss and talk like a sssnake becaussse of it."
- If you pick Sheru, insist that everyone know how much you worship him while asking someone to set you a ring to the misty chamber so you can go kill some sheruvian monks cause you fry really fast off them.
3. Join Voln and fight the good fight against the undead. Especially if you serve Luukos.
4. Always have your tone set to speak DARKLY or MYSTERIOUSLY.
5. Talk on Psinet about how Marilyn Manson is your inspiration.
6. Make all your alters themed with evil things. Evil pink fluffy things. This is to strike extra fear into people, for they know that a sorcerer who's not afraid to wear pink fluffy things can't wait for you to mess with him just so he can kill you.
7. Buy some of those fake fangs and LICK them for the nifty script everytime you do anything, especially after entering a room and/or speaking to someone. Because everyone knows that an evil sorcerer isn't really evil unless they're part vampire, and sometimes part ninja.
8. Tell everyone you're SOOOOO dark and evil and insist that they acknowledge how evil and powerful you are.
9. Threaten anyone who disagrees with you with a slow and painful death by your hand, because you're so evil. This works even better if you ask someone to spell you up immediately after, especially if the person you're asking to spell you up is the one that's disagreeing with you about how evil you may or may not be.
10. When said person kills you after you cast Limb Disruption at them and fail horribly, REPORT to the GMs that they attacked you for no reason and that they need to be banned.
11. Post the log of said incident on the Players' Corner, and accuse the other person of throwing their weight around because they're higher level than you, and that you were just RPing and the other guy and the GM that answered the REPORT are idiots. Then proceed to accuse the GM of favortism and that you're going to get him fired.
12. Cry on the officials about how you're going to reroll a cleric or empath because they're invincible and how you remember the days when you'd cast Dark Catalyst it would hit its target like 80 million times and you were able to destroy everything in one shot. The fact that you didn't play a sorcerer until several years after those huge nerfs is irrelevant. Also, be sure to tell everyone how long you've been playing GS for in your rant. Take the number of years you've been playing and add 5-10 years to it.
13. Post another thread on the Players' Corner about what a twit the forum moderator is for pulling your QQ posts on the officials.
That should pretty much cover anything and everything you'll ever need to know about sorcerers. If I forgot anything, hopefully someone else will post and add it in.
http://www.play.net/forums/messages.asp?forum=102&category=9&topic=4&message=11606
The ULTIMATE Sorcerer Roleplaying Guide
Here's a list that you can't go wrong with:
1. Reroll dark elf if you're not one already and do the stupid Dhe'nar thing.
2. Worship Sheru or Luukos.
- If you pick Luukos, speak in old cliches, like "I sssserve Luukossss and talk like a sssnake becaussse of it."
- If you pick Sheru, insist that everyone know how much you worship him while asking someone to set you a ring to the misty chamber so you can go kill some sheruvian monks cause you fry really fast off them.
3. Join Voln and fight the good fight against the undead. Especially if you serve Luukos.
4. Always have your tone set to speak DARKLY or MYSTERIOUSLY.
5. Talk on Psinet about how Marilyn Manson is your inspiration.
6. Make all your alters themed with evil things. Evil pink fluffy things. This is to strike extra fear into people, for they know that a sorcerer who's not afraid to wear pink fluffy things can't wait for you to mess with him just so he can kill you.
7. Buy some of those fake fangs and LICK them for the nifty script everytime you do anything, especially after entering a room and/or speaking to someone. Because everyone knows that an evil sorcerer isn't really evil unless they're part vampire, and sometimes part ninja.
8. Tell everyone you're SOOOOO dark and evil and insist that they acknowledge how evil and powerful you are.
9. Threaten anyone who disagrees with you with a slow and painful death by your hand, because you're so evil. This works even better if you ask someone to spell you up immediately after, especially if the person you're asking to spell you up is the one that's disagreeing with you about how evil you may or may not be.
10. When said person kills you after you cast Limb Disruption at them and fail horribly, REPORT to the GMs that they attacked you for no reason and that they need to be banned.
11. Post the log of said incident on the Players' Corner, and accuse the other person of throwing their weight around because they're higher level than you, and that you were just RPing and the other guy and the GM that answered the REPORT are idiots. Then proceed to accuse the GM of favortism and that you're going to get him fired.
12. Cry on the officials about how you're going to reroll a cleric or empath because they're invincible and how you remember the days when you'd cast Dark Catalyst it would hit its target like 80 million times and you were able to destroy everything in one shot. The fact that you didn't play a sorcerer until several years after those huge nerfs is irrelevant. Also, be sure to tell everyone how long you've been playing GS for in your rant. Take the number of years you've been playing and add 5-10 years to it.
13. Post another thread on the Players' Corner about what a twit the forum moderator is for pulling your QQ posts on the officials.
That should pretty much cover anything and everything you'll ever need to know about sorcerers. If I forgot anything, hopefully someone else will post and add it in.