I've been betrayed

[Drew]

They say the people closest to you hurt you the most, I learned that the hard way tonight. A certain friend of mine, we'll say his name rhymes with "Rick" is passed out drunk on my porch right now. I have no problem with that, it's his actions that I just now found out about that cause me so much distress.

I went into the kitchen to retrieve one of four fantastic blueberry muffins I had bought from Publix earlier tonight. From across the room I saw the muffins had been taken out of the plastic Publix bag - hmm. As I got closer I noticed the muffin case was open and it looked like at least one was missing - fair enough, bit of a snack. Imagine, if you will, my abject horror when I finally arrived to where the case was sitting to see that each and every muffin top had been chewed off down to the muffin sleeve! They weren't even removed from their individual container, the box had been lifted up to his mouth and he NOM NOM'd them like some overstuffed hyena eating only the tastiest morsels.

I won't say, for my own dignity, if I wept. But I will say that my world is falling apart; if someone can NOM NOM a man's muffins in his own house, is nothing left sacred?

[Danical]

Tie him up and kick him repeatedly in the testicles.

No man fucks with another man's muffin-tops.

[The Ponzzz]

Tie him up and kick him repeatedly in the testicles.

No man fucks with another man's muffin-tops.

I was just IMing him that. That is a fucking crime.

[Gan]

...http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Nom_Nom_Cake.jpg

[thefarmer]

Ug.

[Parkbandit]

It's probably too late for this.. but I would have certainly played "When you snooze, you lose" with him. If you just let it go, you aren't the man we thought you were... and you would have let down not just one individual.. but a whole community.

[Asha]

It's probably too late for this.. but I would have certainly played "When you snooze, you lose" with him. If you just let it go, you aren't the man we thought you were... and you would have let down not just one individual.. but a whole community.

Exactly! Do what you have to do, dude.
Also, i know you didn't cry but it's ok to cry over a loss like this.

Thinking of you at this time..

[Drew2]

If he passed out with his shoes on and you didn't put him on something portable and drag him down the street into a neighbor's yard and decorate him with markers or something, you're a shitty person.

If he took his shoes off tho, he does have immunity. So you have to wait until he wakes up and kick his nuts for eating your muffins.

[Drew2]

Also,
http://bp3.blogger.com/_w-uDy_hJOWA/RvyPxZVg6dI/AAAAAAAAARo/ZIXG790EbGk/s320/biteps0_copy_1.jpg

[Danical]

...http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Nom_Nom_Cake.jpg

:lol2:

[TheEschaton]

Yanno, when I read this, I thought it was the gay Drew who wrote it....


...apparently I wasn't mistaken.

[Anebriated]

I lol'd at the original post.

[Doughboy]

Publix blueberry muffins are fucking good man...uppercut that dude in the taint.

[Hunter D]

Not to worry, friend. You can take one of those circular cookie cutters and cut off the sides of the muffin stems. Then you'll have the delicious muffin innards which in some ways can be better then the muffin tops.

[Durgrimst]

Nothing beats a muffin top, that is the most delicious part. The rest cannot even compare. Just like the moist top of a fresh pound cake....amazing

[Whimsi]

I poke holes in chocolates to see what the center is before I eat them. Muffin tops would hardly be spared in my house.