Goatse stars on 24

[Methais]

NSFW. And since I'm always willing to go the extra mile when it comes to following the rules, I won't link the video. However, you can click this link instead, and then click the first result:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=goatse+parody&search=Search

[Bobmuhthol]

I'll kill you, you son of a bitch.