Hot Cyber

[Methais]

You climb up a wooden staircase.
[The Feystone Inn, Upper Landing]
Shabby carpeting covers the wooden floorboards, but does nothing to disguise the creaking and groaning underfoot as the few patrons of this dubious establishment wander the hallway. A battered brass chandelier hangs from the beams above, casting a dim sickly light across the hall. You also see a wooden staircase, a scarred monir door and an oak door.
Obvious exits: none

[The Feystone Inn, Bedroom]
A small straw-tick bed covered with wrinkled sheets is shoved into a corner of the tiny room. So small there is barely room to squeeze a washstand in the opposite corner, the room's only luxury appears to be a cracked mirror hanging above the washstand. You also see a scarred monir door.
Obvious exits: none

You close a scarred monir door.

You latch a scarred monir door.

(Mellchiah beats off all over the place.)

You unlatch a scarred monir door.

You open a scarred monir door.

[The Feystone Inn, Upper Landing]
Shabby carpeting covers the wooden floorboards, but does nothing to disguise the creaking and groaning underfoot as the few patrons of this dubious establishment wander the hallway. A battered brass chandelier hangs from the beams above, casting a dim sickly light across the hall. You also see a wooden staircase, a scarred monir door and an oak door.
Obvious exits: none

[Drunken Durfin]

:wtf:

[Dwarven Empath]

You forgot to clean up.

Sheesh...

[Makkah]

Why the fuck are you still playing? Nobody likes you.

[Katt]

Remind me to wash my hands after I heal you!

[Methais]

Why the fuck are you still playing? Nobody likes you.

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[Parkbandit]

Why the fuck are you still playing? Nobody likes you.

LOL.. that's amazing.. coming from you.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's hot.

[Whimsi]

lol Methais needs to stick to pictures. MOAR PICS!

[Doughboy]

lol Methais needs to stick to pictures. MOAR PICS!

You want pictures of him whacking off to a text based game? And people call me strange...

[Methais]

lol Methais needs to stick to pictures. MOAR PICS!

Ok fine
http://www.ssqq.com/romance/images/fat%20guy.jpg

[Katt]

http://content.pyzam.com/graphics/2/BCcomputer1017.gif