Weighted 2H Axe, Urglaes Fangs

[Chaotic Tempo]

Looking for a critically weighted two-handed axe.

Also buying all your Urglaes fangs.

Sexual favors possible.

[Sthrockmorton]

how many urglaes fangs do you need?

[thefarmer]

As many as her/his/its body can take before it gives out?

[Chaotic Tempo]

Farmer's got it about right. Don't go farming them, but if you happen to pick them up, I'll buy them off you. I don't have a spare dozen million to spend, but I'm interested in as many as you may have right now.

[Asha]

You're gonna need more than a spare dozen million for the 2 hander.

[Chaotic Tempo]

Blah. Then I must have picked the wrong word. Masterfully is the one before Exceptionally, or second best right? Yea. That's not what I'm looking for. I'll just edit that right now.


P.S. The Perry Bible Fellowship is amazing.

[Asha]

Lightly
Fairly
Somewhat
Decent
Heavy
Very Heavy
Exceptional
Masterful
Incredible

[Chaotic Tempo]

Ah. Maybe I should see Sproink about getting a "Noob" stamp on my forehead.

[landy]

you don't need a stamp for something that's plainly obvious

[Sthrockmorton]

So what're you using them for? I've got a few dozen.

[Chaotic Tempo]

The Urglaes Fangs are mostly for roleplay purposes. Going to try to have a few things made out of them as well.

[Khariz]

I've got a fully claid-weighted greataxe.

Can't think of anything that would pry it out of my hands though.

Other than that, I can't think of any that are more than heavily weighted off the top of my head.

[Asha]

I think he could only probably afford to look at it for a few moments, tbh Khariz.