How many 5 year olds could you beat up?

[Drinin]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

[Hulkein]

Says 30 but I don't see any amount of 5 year olds knocking out any adult male who is in somewhat good shape.

Pretty funny to think about it.

[Snapp]

25 Heh, that's great.

[Skeeter]

You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.

[Hips]

28!

[RichardCranium]

You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.

[Khariz]

You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.

[Axhinde]

31.

[Sean of the Thread]

You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.

[Axhinde]

You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.

Maybe if they were in a wheelchair!

[Sean of the Thread]

Maybe if they were in a wheelchair!

Like your girl Dessedemona that night in orlando????

[Sthrockmorton]

34, probably only because I hit a few strange criteria most missed

[thefarmer]

35

[Axhinde]

Like your girl Dessedemona that night in orlando????

Exactly. God she was hawt.

[Whimsi]

14. wtf

[Whimsi]

I think they obviously mean zombie like, children of the corn five year olds. Obviously.

[TheEschaton]

29

[Sthrockmorton]

I think they obviously mean zombie like, children of the corn five year olds. Obviously.

I was thinking more like the girl from The Ring

[Whimsi]

I was thinking more like the girl from The Ring


Exactly. So my 14 children pwn'd doesn't look so bad. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[mgoddess]

You could take on 21 five year old kids in a fight.

Hahaha...

[Ardwen]

You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

Clearly my starcraft playing days were a large advantage

[The Ponzzz]

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight. Not bad for a fat kid with no martial arts training!

[Davenshire]

Damn, I can handle 35, I think it might have been more, but i coudn't bring myself to smash the little tykes unless they attack first. :(

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

28, go me

[Asha]

28 becouse I'm shit at fighting.

[Stanley Burrell]

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

Blinding is not a sucker move, btw. Fucking unexpected Eagle Claw to the eye to end it.

[Divinity]

I'm able to beat up 25 five year olds.

My Mom can do 30. :/

Juked.

[Parkbandit]

26.. I think they fucking said "OMG HE R OLD!" and took off about 8 fucking kids!

[Ilvane]

13..I just can't imagine fighting 5 year olds..LOL

Angela

[Doughboy]

32 kids....the no groin shots would probably be the saving grace... 32 kids going for the balls could get ugly.

[Clove]

28. Does that also mean I can beat-up 56 2 1/2 year olds?

[Clove]

Exactly. So my 14 children pwn'd doesn't look so bad. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Go me! I equal two Whimsi's!

[Izalude]

32

[Celephais]

23... what the hell... must be these short stubby arms.

Fantastic site, hah!

[Augie]

You could take on 24 five year old kids in a fight.

[Skeeter]

I think this means Augie could kick your ass Celephais.

[Clove]

I think this means Augie could kick your ass Celephais.

Maybe, but then Celephais would only need one 5-year old to help him kick Augie's ass.

[The Ponzzz]

See, I think I got points on the amount of fights I been in. No where does it say I won those fights... Lets just say I've had my ass handed to me more than 3 times. But I one a few!

[TheEschaton]

yeah, I definitely got points for that.

[Celephais]

I think this means Augie could kick your ass Celephais.
:(

Maybe, but then Celephais would only need one 5-year old to help him kick Augie's ass.
It's a good thing I've got a nice stockpile of candy and I live kind of close to a school.

[peam]

You could take on 34 five year old kids, or 45 Hulkeins, or 66 Snapps or 192 Xyelins in a fight

[Skeeter]

or .5 Skeeters.

[Clove]

:(

It's a good thing I've got a nice stockpile of candy and I live kind of close to a school.

"...and long story short, THAT's how Celephais ended up on the sex-offenders list, but it was really just a big misunderstanding!"

[Celephais]

"...and long story short, THAT's how Celephais ended up on the sex-offenders list, but it was really just a big misunderstanding!"
No really officer, I was just afraid Augie was coming to get me... That's why I have a minivan full of 5-year olds and athletic cups.

[Drektor]

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

[Daniel]

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

[Danical]

24

[Stanley Burrell]

When I was a 15 year old sprucely chide, I fought a biter. That fucker Mike Tyson'd my kneecap, for Shiva's sake.

The most unfair fight is a fight made fair by preconceived notions of fairness, or some wax poetic dumb jargon like that.

[Apathy]

You could take on 31 five year olds in a fight.

[Ignot]

17 kids.

[Sean of the Thread]

When I was a 15 year old sprucely chide, I fought a biter. That fucker Mike Tyson'd my kneecap, for Shiva's sake.

The most unfair fight is a fight made fair by preconceived notions of fairness, or some wax poetic dumb jargon like that.

Stainley your posts are often more useless than Ilvane's and that's a serious accomplishment.


How the fuck do you function in the real world?

[Stanley Burrell]

Stainley your posts are often more useless than Ilvane's and that's a serious accomplishment.


How the fuck do you function in the real world?

With condoms. It makes my life suck less than yours, respectively.