Stocking Stuffers?

[diethx]

I'm trying to think of something different to put in my fiance's stocking this year, and I can't think of anything! He's already getting candy, gift cards, and maybe some lotto tickets. Does anyone else have any other suggestions?

He doesn't drink, and he's pretty picky about what he eats (especially no chocolate), but I guess all else is fair game. Any and all ideas will be greatly appreciated :)

[Some Rogue]

Porn

[Bobmuhthol]

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[The Ponzzz]

Socks.

[firegirl]

Boxers, Murphy's law ( or a coming he enjoys) desk Calendar, keychain, Business Card Holder, Pocket Knife, mini board game (if he is into those things), collective cards, Coffee Mug, watch, earmuffs, gloves, funny slippers, lighter, etc...

Think of something that is a quirk of his like he always loses his keys or can never find a pen when he wants it - that might give you some cute ideas too.

Good Luck!

[The Ponzzz]

I got a business card holder 2 years ago for xmas. I still love it!

[Latrinsorm]

Urethra dildo.

[Sean of the Thread]

Summer sausage or cucumber.

[Androidpk]

Nintendo DS or sony psp.

[Alfster]

roast beef

[Stanley Burrell]

Like a wallet or something.

And video games.

And maybe a nice tie. And some kind of funky herbal tea-type thing. Then, also, maybe like a Cross pen or a really neat looking green laser pointer. And some noise-cancelling headphones! And some of those mini-bottles of a fine liqueur, maybe. Also, get him some kind of musical instrument, like a wicked Stratocaster. Oh, maybe like a Moog synthesizer! Since he's a dude, you need to get him some cool weapony-type thing, like an ornamental katana or something. Or a trophy.

Probably something related to one of those back massager chair fittings that they sell at the Sharper Image. And then something crazy youngster, yet hip, like a really awesome yo-yo? Maybe like a metal detector or one of those needle design art thingies that you can make palm imprints on, those are pretty cool.

Don't get him a cup though, that's the most depressing thing ever. Cups are for having just returned from another State's airport giftshop/gonad conservation/two girls. If you have to get him something cup-like, for whatever reason, definitely get some strange offering bowl made of bamboo with funky Asian lettering on it and some incense or something like that.

It probably seems outdone, but a remote control helicopter would be phat too. Maybe some rocketry-type stuff as well. Then, also, a pair of Oakleys sunglasses with a custom case and 95% light reduction would be sweet, too.

I dunno what kind of sports he's into, but definitely get him a jersey. Something old school, like a Brooklyn Dodgers limited. Probably some CDs and DVDs, those work. A book is always good too. But more important than books, are those giant globes they sell in Kohl's way in the back. I want one. And a disco ball, because it looks like a globe, I guess. If you get him a giant disco ball, you need to name it "The Mighty Orbnauticus.": Disco-y type stuff is out of fashion but you could always get him some strobe lights. And if you want to kick it back a few more years, one of those spinny pour-globs-of-different-colored paint on the paper spinart whatsits.

Oh, DEFINITELY an inflatable chair. Inflatable chairs are important. Maybe you should get him some kind of stereo system, I dunno. Binoculars or a telescope are good too. And I guess some light-amplification visors would be pretty awesome as a gift as well. If you want to do the opposite, a microscope would be sweet, but most kids these days aren't science-inclined, so you'll have to probably get a set of pince-nez spectacles or a monocle. A pocketwatch to boot would be good too. Maybe some imported cigars, that'd work.

What else, what else... A lava lamp is a bit shoddy, so I'd try to get a light up, gyrating iPod plug-in device. I guess a hand-painted painting of some sort might work, but it shouldn't be that shoddy shit they sell in the back of Oddjobs. Same thing with a tapestry or rug.

Another good idea would be to buy him a super-expensive golden razor. Those are always great with the time-after-time jugs of cologne people filch. Another decent bathroom product would probably be some kind of electric towel warmer, because it's almost Winter and what have you.

Another really neat thing you need to get him is some form of grandfather clock, or maybe a glass-faced hutch for a dish set you'll get him, that'd work too.

I'm half awake so my ideas might seem a bit stretched, but they're fucking enlightening. So do this shit. Alright, <3

[Sean of the Thread]

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