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Jenisi
12-03-2007, 11:37 AM
Steal a plane!

http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071203/News01/71203025/-1/XML&template=247art
Doughboy
12-03-2007, 11:55 AM
rofl
What a dumb shit.
Skeeter
12-03-2007, 12:03 PM
That's worth at least a blowjob right?
Doughboy
12-03-2007, 12:04 PM
Yeah, but he may be getting it from somebody other than his girlfriend where he's probably heading.
Jenisi
12-03-2007, 12:23 PM
Gotta love how awesome our homeland security is... drunks can easily steal planes. At least he didn't really take off and crash into a building.
Some Rogue
12-03-2007, 12:49 PM
Gotta love how awesome our homeland security is... drunks can easily steal planes. At least he didn't really take off and crash into a building.

Because a small municipal airport is the same as an international airport....

and a small twin engine plane would kill thousands of people.
landy
12-03-2007, 12:56 PM
Because a small municipal airport is the same as an international airport....

and a small twin engine plane would kill thousands of people.


The minute you stop drunks from stealing planes to impress their girlfriends, the TERRORISTS WIN. This election, make sure you vote for a candidate with lax policy towards enforcement of local air port security, because you never know when you might need to impress that someone special.
Jorddyn
12-03-2007, 02:15 PM
and a small twin engine plane would kill thousands of people.

No, but if the one it kills is me, I'm going to be really annoyed.
CrystalTears
12-03-2007, 02:24 PM
Jorddyn will come back as a really pissed off ghost and possess your ass!
Skeeter
12-03-2007, 02:38 PM
R-R-R--RRRRAPE GHOST!!!!
Stanley Burrell
12-03-2007, 05:05 PM
He managed to do all of this while drunk. Maybe because of said drunkenness, maybe not. One thing is certain, however:

Mexicans are really good at breaking into stuff. The ability is fucking uncanny.

P.S. Rape Ghost.