Need some Lolcat captions

[Nieninque]

My cat has been starring in some uber photos again.
Need some captions for him:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9464/20071130dsc0029in2.jpg

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7149/20071130dsc0030mh6.jpg

[TheEschaton]

Teh horror, teh horror!

[Nieninque]

I should have specified that they need to be funny.

[Stanley Burrell]

The second one should be all "YARGH!" Followed by "MATEY!"

[Stanley Burrell]

Dyslexically, the first one should say something like "Dracula called and he's coming tonight for you. And I said okay."

[TheEschaton]

Joseph Conrad references are HILARIOUS.

[Hips]

That second one made me LOL.

[Latrinsorm]

first one:

IM IN UR WEMBLEY
LOLING UR SOCCERS

second one:

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think she said funny.

[Soulpieced]

If uus not haz cheezeburger, I keel yu!

[Artha]

#2 - DO NOT WANT

[Celephais]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/TwoGirlsOneCat.jpg

[Soulpieced]

Celephais wins.

[Nieninque]

LOL nice.

[Whimsi]

Cat needs Colgate Whitestrips.

[radamanthys]

Originally, I thought, for the second one:
"These candiez. They are too sour."


But after Celeface's post...
"This iz not good surpriz. Prepar for teh bitingz'

[Celephais]

I was thinking something along the lines of "Dis chocolate icz crem haz gone bad"

[Stanley Burrell]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/TwoGirlsOneCat.jpg

That is teh l33tness.

Also, the second picture should definitely be a follow-up with the above texted version :yes:

[Katt]

For the second picture, "This thread is more rank than what just came out of my ass." or something similiar popped into my head.

Not a crack at the thread though. hehehe.

[Celephais]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/CatPeek.jpg

[radamanthys]

Hi babyz... ken I buyz u drinkz?