2 girls 1 cup [Archive] - The Gemstone IV Players' Corner

chillmonster

11-27-2007, 01:22 AM

Someone at work dared me to watch this vid and it lives up to they hype. Completely disgusting. The reaction videos are about as funny as they come, though.

Here's an example. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos1v5A2p94)

or two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7iwH22A0Rk&feature=related)

....lmao (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw&feature=related)

Google it if you haven't seen it. All vids posted here are very workplace safe, but the actual vid, which isn't posted here, is most certainly not. Watch at your own risk.

kheldarin

11-27-2007, 02:02 AM

Watch the BME Pain Olympics.

Stanley Burrell

11-27-2007, 02:24 AM

I just watched this for the first time about five minutes ago, on my own volition, and it was pretty amusing.

I dunno why everyone is so up in arms about it. Ever work in the morgue?

Edit: The power of scent, and two particular scents and my prolonged exposure to them; those being death and horsebarn and having to eat lunchbreak in ridiculously close proximity to the two kinda dulled me a bit.

The Ponzzz

11-27-2007, 02:48 AM

Yea, the video is pretty vile. Someone pasted it to me about a month ago, I wanna say it was Hunter from Plat. So wrong. Tubgirl wrong... If Tubgirl was a video clip, this is what it would be...

I just watched this for the first time about five minutes ago, on my own volition, and it was pretty amusing.

I dunno why everyone is so up in arms about it. Ever work in the morgue?

I use to clean a morgue when I was 18. I can tell you I never seen 2 girls do that in a morgue. The worst I ever seen in the morgue was a guy filet'd open and a chunk of some organ sitting on the floor for me to clean. Oh and the day I had to take 36 limbs to the incinerator.

Stanley Burrell

11-27-2007, 02:54 AM

I use to clean a morgue when I was 18. I can tell you I never seen 2 girls do that in a morgue. The worst I ever seen in the morgue was a guy filet'd open and a chunk of some organ sitting on the floor for me to clean. Oh and the day I had to take 36 limbs to the incinerator.

The smell of the coroner's office and the animal labs always bothered me. Although there was a unique scent of decay that came from human corpses as opposed to the animal labs.

I put my sammiches down next to toe-tags constantly. The smell really fucked with me tremendously. Odor is a very powerful key for me. I dunno.

The Ponzzz

11-27-2007, 02:56 AM

That is a tad fuct...

Stanley Burrell

11-27-2007, 03:01 AM

Hospital architecture fucks the lunch break possibilities of not having to eat in your workplace when you're right across the hall from the main cafeteria.

There is ... A huge flaw in hospital architecture where for some ridiculous reason, cadavers are shuttled adjacent to the main cafeteria where the C.O. is. I swear it's a trend.

I'm going over this in my mind now and I really hope policy changed at the med center where I did some research at, because, like, all the folks in BC2s, so long as they had their official looking door sign with Braille and received laminated etiquette protocols, would have the dean jumpkick a bitch if a candy wrapper was thrown away wrong. There was a huge discrepancy.

Axhinde

11-27-2007, 03:25 AM

I watched all of 6 seconds until she shitted in the cup, then I closed the window. Who the fuck wants to see that (literally or not) shit?

Methais

11-27-2007, 05:33 AM

Back when I was 12 or so I went door to door trying to shovel snow out of people's driveways for money. I knocked on this one door and this really old guy in his underwear answered, and the stench of death almost knocked me over when the door opened it was so strong. I don't know if the guy had a stack of corpses in his living room or if he just forgot to die the week before, but I could never forget that smell, and I think I just knew by instinct it was the smell of death, despite the fact that the guy was still alive somehow.

And Axnhide, man up and watch the rest of that video. It gets so ridiculous by the end it's almost funny. Almost.

chillmonster

11-27-2007, 07:12 AM

And Axnhide, man up and watch the rest of that video. It gets so ridiculous by the end it's almost funny. Almost.

The reaction videos are much funnier after you've actually watched the whole 2g1c vid. Almost makes it worth sitting through. Almost. :p

Gan

11-27-2007, 07:57 AM

Back when I was 12 or so I went door to door trying to shovel snow out of people's driveways for money. I knocked on this one door and this really old guy in his underwear answered, and the stench of death almost knocked me over when the door opened it was so strong. I don't know if the guy had a stack of corpses in his living room or if he just forgot to die the week before, but I could never forget that smell, and I think I just knew by instinct it was the smell of death, despite the fact that the guy was still alive somehow.

Ahhh the lovely smell of necrotic tissue. The man probably had a non-healing wound or was a chronic iabetic with a dead appendage.

The morgue was always the hardest place to have housekeepers clean consistently. Especially when it was 'busy'. When I was in operations, the morgue at my hospital was directly under the cafeteria.

Celephais

11-27-2007, 10:17 AM

Watch the BME Pain Olympics.
Yeah I ended up attempting to watch this after 2g1c, because the 2g1c site had a "reaction" video of Joe rogan linked, and Joe mentioned BME... I was able to watch all of 2g1c, I couldn't get past 5 seconds of BME, holy fuck.

chillmonster

11-27-2007, 10:25 AM

http://smiliesftw.com/x/2girls.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

Tea & Strumpets

11-27-2007, 10:31 AM

Call me crazy...but once I heard that this was two girls shitting in a cup, I decided I didn't need to watch it. You guys are sickos.

Skeeter

11-27-2007, 10:36 AM

I don't understand the appeal either.

ELO

11-27-2007, 03:39 PM

For those of you that liked it, check out 2 girls 1 finger.

<3

Mighty Nikkisaurus

11-27-2007, 03:58 PM

2 Girls 1 Cup grossed me out but it wasn't unbearable.

BME Pain Olympics... I did almost get sick watching. Ugggh. *shudders*

The Ponzzz

11-27-2007, 04:41 PM

For those of you that liked it, check out 2 girls 1 finger.

<3

I fucking hate you.

Stanley Burrell

11-27-2007, 05:10 PM

The morgue was always the hardest place to have housekeepers clean consistently. Especially when it was 'busy'. When I was in operations, the morgue at my hospital was directly under the cafeteria.

I'm beginning to wonder about why food from the hospital cafeteria food tastes so nasty.

Davenshire

11-27-2007, 05:26 PM

SO I got curious....

Then I found it,

and got the dry heaves. why....WHY?

chill yer a fucking sick bastard for posting this, I was better blissfully ignorant.

:help:

Hulkein

11-27-2007, 05:44 PM

It looks like soft serve ice-cream coming out of her ass at some point. How hard would it be to enema that into your ass then shit it out a few seconds later when the camera is on?

Methais

11-27-2007, 05:48 PM

2 Girls 1 Cup grossed me out but it wasn't unbearable.

BME Pain Olympics... I did almost get sick watching. Ugggh. *shudders*

I'm too scared to even look for it, so I looked it up on urbandictionary and got:

1. bme pain olympics
226 up, 39 down

The most disturbing video you will ever see... Ever.
The video takes place during the final round and features one or more males divulging in the act of self castration.

So did you watch the BME Pain Olympics?
"yeah, I threw up too"

Is this really a video of a bunch of dudes cutting their own nuts off?

Fallen

11-27-2007, 05:50 PM

You can find it at exactly what this thread is called .com. I was prepared for it, and I still had to turn it off as I thought I was going to vomit.

Methais

11-27-2007, 05:58 PM

You can find it at exactly what this thread is called .com. I was prepared for it, and I still had to turn it off as I thought I was going to vomit.

I meant BME Pain Olympics. I've suffered through 2 girls 1 cup already. It makes goatse and tubgirl look like wholesome fun for the whole family in comparison.

Fallen

11-27-2007, 06:07 PM

I will have to look. I've never had anything disgust me so much in my life. Good to expand a bit on your boundries.

Fallen

11-27-2007, 06:17 PM

Eh. Made it through the pain olympics. Didn't gross me out as much. I guess that is because of the type of work I do. A lot of necropsies.

Stanley Burrell

11-27-2007, 06:21 PM

Eh. Made it through the pain olympics. Didn't gross me out as much. I guess that is because of the type of work I do. A lot of necropsies.

Are you finished with degrees or are you being mentored/interned right now?

Keller

11-27-2007, 06:25 PM

It looks like soft serve ice-cream coming out of her ass at some point. How hard would it be to enema that into your ass then shit it out a few seconds later when the camera is on?

I was able to watch/laugh my through 2g1c b/c I assumed this from the beginning.

It doesn't make sense otherwise.

Methais

11-27-2007, 06:27 PM

Because everything else on the internet makes sense right?

EDIT: Like this
http://www.cqbcomic.com/cqb/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/wtf1.png

Celephais

11-27-2007, 06:27 PM

I'm too scared to even look for it, so I looked it up on urbandictionary and got:

Is this really a video of a bunch of dudes cutting their own nuts off?
Sadly yes...

I meant BME Pain Olympics. I've suffered through 2 girls 1 cup already. It makes goatse and tubgirl look like wholesome fun for the whole family in comparison.
I just googled it and found it, like I said, I was not able to sit through it... two girls was bad, but I stomached it, I HAD to shut off BME.

They don't just lop them off... they open them up and pop them out, they cut down the shaft and twist it open... sometimes you don't even know what they're doing, you just see blood and flesh. It's horrific.

Methais

11-27-2007, 06:31 PM

Sadly yes...

I just googled it and found it, like I said, I was not able to sit through it... two girls was bad, but I stomached it, I HAD to shut off BME.

They don't just lop them off... they open them up and pop them out, they cut down the shaft and twist it open... sometimes you don't even know what they're doing, you just see blood and flesh. It's horrific.

How exactly are they doing this to themselves without being in agoninzing pain and/or bleeding to death? How does someone bring themselves to do this in the first place, and more importantly, WHY?!

I forgot where I heard it but supposedly you bleed more profusely after having your nuts cut off than pretty much any other type of injury including ripping your jugular open.

EDIT: I tried doing a google image search just to get an idea without having to watch it. I think the first 2 results might be even worse.

Mighty Nikkisaurus

11-27-2007, 09:58 PM

How exactly are they doing this to themselves without being in agoninzing pain and/or bleeding to death? How does someone bring themselves to do this in the first place, and more importantly, WHY?!

I forgot where I heard it but supposedly you bleed more profusely after having your nuts cut off than pretty much any other type of injury including ripping your jugular open.

EDIT: I tried doing a google image search just to get an idea without having to watch it. I think the first 2 results might be even worse.

I believe it's a fake.

Snapp

11-27-2007, 10:14 PM

Fucking curiosity. I made it through like 10 seconds and almost vomitted.

chillmonster

11-27-2007, 11:36 PM

BME has to be fake. It has to be. I watched the whole thing, and although it was more disgusting, it didn't have as much of an effect as 2g1c - probably because I watched way to much violence and gore on television as a kid.

These vids are evidence that nomatter how sick and disgusting something is, there is almost certainly someone somewhere who gets off just thinking about it. That's the sickest part of all.

AestheticDeath

11-28-2007, 01:06 AM

Doesn't look quite real to me. Though I have nothing to compare it to...

Ugh. Anyhow I could have done without seeing it.

Sean of the Thread

11-28-2007, 02:51 AM

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/iceCreamCone.jpg

chillmonster

11-28-2007, 10:36 AM

http://gorgeoustown.typepad.com/lex_culinaria/images/2007/07/27/dsc_0009.jpg

Chocolate Cinnamon ice cream. MMMM

Gan

11-28-2007, 10:40 AM

This whole thread has a sick factor of +500

Celephais

11-28-2007, 10:48 AM

I was able to watch/laugh my through 2g1c b/c I assumed this from the beginning.

It doesn't make sense otherwise.
So... shit out ice cream is okay to eat? What's the "5 second rule" for being in an anus?