...I try, and I try...

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Here I heard so much about Jolena, and I just wanted in on the happiness. REJECTED! I don't know her, I've only typed to her today, and SHE BLOCKED ME! WHYYYY, WHYYY!?! Oh wait, maybe this is why...

lxxxCoryxxxl (6:50:45 PM): Jolenas?
(screenie withheld) (6:51:24 PM): yes?
lxxxCoryxxxl (6:51:18 PM): you're very appealing to me sexually.
(screenie withheld) signed off at 6:51:34 PM

...but still, that's a compliment! Why did she have to block me for being so sweet and sensitive and such!?! AHHHHH. Am I going to hell? One person thinks I'm going to New Jersey instead, but the rest of my feedback leans away from that. I NEED YOUR INPUT!!!

PS - This is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated

[Summertime]

definitely New Jersey

[landy]

And if you had tried to sweet talk her first you would have gotten the ole, "Oh why can't you just be honest and up front?!"

Women, can't live with 'em, can't afford to put one up in a secret sex apartment in the city.

[Summertime]

Not that it wasn't totally creepy in a "I've been digging thru your garbage, and find your choice in TV dinners most delectable" kind of way or anything

[Fallen]

Hahaha, that's good stuff, Summertime.

[Gan]

Freak.

[Shari]

Sorry to tell you this but, Jolena is saving herself for me.

[Hulkein]

Jolena has already popped a few shorties out. She's not saving herself for you.

[Shari]

Um, JOKE?

[Drew]

Having seen Stunseed/James "hulk smash" something before, I would NOT want to anger him.

[Androidpk]

Obviously you forgot to put on your robe and wizard hat beforehand.

[Nieninque]

Freak.

^

[Sean of the Thread]

Jolena has already popped a few shorties out. She's not saving herself for you.

Lol I totally read that as pooped a few out at first glance.