Favorite Movie Quotes

[Clove]

"This isn't good cop/bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble."

Val Kilmer

Kiss, Kiss. Bang, Bang.

[ELO]

"That's just like... uh... you know... your opinion... man." - The Dude.

[StrayRogue]

37?!

[oldanforgotten]

?We?re not lost? We?re in Normandy? from Band of Brothers
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[Skeeter]

This isSPARTA!!!!

[Some Rogue]

Way too many to pick just one...

"How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women?" -- The Blues Brothers

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." -- Clerks


"And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[ELO]

"I'm your huckleberry" - Doc Holliday, Tombstone

[Kitsun]

"This is my boomstick!" - Ash, Army of Darkness

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Clove
"This isn't good cop/bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble."

Val Kilmer

Kiss, Kiss. Bang, Bang.

Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.

[CrystalTears]

"What do you mean he don't eat no meat?!... That's okay, that's okay, I make lamb." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Clerks

[Landrion]

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. - Agent Smith

[Drew2]

"I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit" - Good Luck Chuck

"It's weird that chairs exist when I'm not sitting in them." - Knocked Up

"Isn't it funny how when you have kids all your hopes and dreams go right out the window?" - Knocked Up

[Sweets]

"You mean to surrender to me? Very well, I accept." Princess Bride.

Anything that Doc Hollyday(Val Kilmer) said in Tombstone.


"My name is Indigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Princess Bride.

"We have to get out of here before those things kill Guy." Galaxy Quest.

too many....brain....exploding....

[Gallows Thief]

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." -- Naked Gun 2 1/2

[Kitsun]

"Never give up, Never surrender!" - Galaxy Quest

"Certain death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" - Gimli

[Drew2]

You guys are weird. Nothing that has ever come out of Tim Allens' mouth is funny. Or quote worthy.

[Kitsun]

For some reason I really enjoy Galaxy Quest. Its one of those movies that I'll catch on TV and re-watch over and over...

[Kefka]

Sorry Larkin, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you. - Con Air

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father. - The Departed

[drigore]

"Don't worry little brother, there are more." ~ 13th Warrior

"No tears, please. It is a waste of good sufferning" ~ Hellraiser

[Kainen]

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill." Blade

[Soulpieced]

"I got lost on the way to college" Jarhead.

[RichardCranium]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrranys of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon thee!" - Jules Winnfield

"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"... "Say what again. Say...what...AGAIN. I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you, motherfucker, say what ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!" - Jules Winnfield

[Keller]

"What, like the back of a Volkswagon?" - Mallrats

[Some Rogue]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? - Goodfellas

[Skeeter]

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]


Super Troopers

[LazyBard]

The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fucked. --- Braveheart

[Soulpieced]

I believe this is appropriate. Praise Maddox.

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[StrayRogue]

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

[Celephais]

Shop smart, Shop S-Mart ... YOU GOT THAT!

[ElanthianSiren]

You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
-- Big Trouble in Lil China

[Celephais]

Where you goin? NOOOWAAAH

[The Ponzzz]

"I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!" -Pootie Tang

[Doughboy]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Private Joker: I wanted to travel to exotic Vietnam, the jewel of southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting people from an old and distinguished culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

I could go on for days......


P.S. - Fuck marines, obsolete, etc etc etc etc etc....

[Some Rogue]

What is your major malfunction numbnuts?



Did your parents have any children that lived?
Sir, yes, sir!
I bet they regret that.
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

[Hanksbane]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V for Vendetta

"Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti" - Boondock Saints

[Stuck up Elf]

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?

[Clove]

BETHANY: Sex is a joke in Heaven?

METATRON: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down
here too.

-Dogma

[Clove]

DR. LIZARDO: Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!

[CrystalTears]

What's your sole purpose in this army?
To do whatever you tell me to, drill sergeant!
God damnit, Gump, you're a goddamned genius.
-Forrest Gump

You know how I know you're gay?

:D

[Shifted]

Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative. - Deep Blue Sea

[Stanley Burrell]

I know Kung Fu.

[Stuck up Elf]

I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.

[TheSmooth1]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!

Full Metal Jacket

Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!

Major Payne: From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.

Emily: [She and Tiger enter Major Payne's office] Apparently he had a little accident.
Major Payne: Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
Emily: Well maybe that's because he's six.
Major Payne: Because he's six? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full time job.

Major Payne ^

[Clove]

Mr. Smith: There was this guy, big guy, Irish-Italian, red-faced, black-haired, jolly son of a bitch...
[Gene turns away slightly]
Mr. Smith: ...wait a second: nobody could make me laugh like him. He made a science of collecting jokes. We closed more bars together than I could count. And he was a pal. I loved the crazy mick, and I'm not ashamed to say that, but he was a fuck-up. He had this image of himself, he thought he was a con man. Always trying to shave the edge. Nickel and dime. I'll always miss him. Tell me why.
Gene Watson: Tell you why, what?
Mr. Smith: Tell me why I miss him.
Gene Watson: He's dead?
Mr. Smith: That's right. He is dead, but tell me why.
Gene Watson: How do I know? I don't ...
Mr. Smith: Tell me why he's dead!
Gene Watson: 'Cause you killed him?
Mr. Smith: That's right, I did. I killed him. He fucked up one too many times, so I put a bullet in his eye. Then, I put two more into him just to make sure. Now, that was somebody I loved; I loved him! But I got the call, I put him down like a sick animal. So, if you got doubts about what's gonna happen if you don't deliver, let me tell you something. I'll make gravy out of your little girl just to season that Black Irish cocksucker's meat. You do what you're supposed to do, young man. You do it now.

Christopher Walken and Johnny Depp in Nick of Time.

You... just... have... to... love... Christopher Walken.

[Back]

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

[iJin]

"Why so serious?"


Aaahhhh, best movie evar.

[onurb]

"Find, and fulfill, your destiny."

http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230_no_border/Clash-of-the-Titans_FB7E3F8A.jpg

[Back]

eets honely whafair theen - Matradee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

[Miscast]

“I feel like a little boy who’s lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them. Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They’ve got my tooth. I want it back.”

[Adequate Picker]

The entire movie of Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Taggart: The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: Okay, I'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: Horses? We can't afford to lose any horses, you dummy! Send over a couple of niggers.

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

[Ignot]

Kill Bill: "Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. "

That and the entire ending to Unforgiven:

Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
[Will takes aim at Little Bill]
Will Munny: You boys better move away.

[SolitareConfinement]

"Is it true that chicks fart if you blast 'em in the ass?" - Jay, Dogma

[MotleyCrew]

Armageddon:

Bear: What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man?


Rockhound: Harry, this is illegal man.
Harry Stamper: I'm temporarily insane, Rock, it's all right.


A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.


[on naming the asteroid]
Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.


Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?
Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.

[mrjrd222]

Beerfest:

Gunter: He then fled to America with his mother, a common Bavarian... what is word I'm looking for? WHORE!
Todd Wolfhouse: Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation.
Gunter: HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! SLUT FOR MONEY!

Big Lebowski:

The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

Joe Dirt:

Joe Dirt: Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I?



I'll think of more tomorrow!

[DCSL]

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it." - Lake Placid (All the funnier because BETTY WHITE said it.)

"I went on what the movie advertisements call a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction." - Kill Bill II

Professor Plum: "What're you afraid of? A fate worse than death?"
Mrs. Peacock: "No, just death. Isn't that enough?"
- Clue

"Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..." - Aliens

[Alfster]

25th hour.


Frank Slaughtery: You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop, Jake?
Jakob Elinsky: What?
Frank Slaughtery: "Does this come in children's sizes?"



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[Monty standing in the men's bathroom, talking to himself in a mirror with a "FUCK YOU" written on it]
Monty Brogan: Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
[pause]
Monty Brogan: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

[TheRunt]

"I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck"-Dr Detroit
"Do you feel lucky .... Well do you...Punk!"-Dirty Harry
"Live will suck the losers dry, If you want to fuck with the eagles you have to learn to fly"-Heathers
"Its not a tumor"-Kindergarten Cop

[QUOTE=Adequate Picker;895165]The entire movie of any Mel Brooks film./QUOTE]
Fixed (Sorta)

And you can't forget this

"OH YES OH YES FUCK MY ASS FUCK IT HARD"-Any random girl in a porn movie :)

[Ignot]

You can learn alot about someone by what their favorite movie quotes are.

[TheRunt]

You can learn alot about someone by what their favorite movie quotes are.

If that's true I'm scared of damn near everyone that's posted in this thread myself included :wtf:

[Killer Kitten]

It's all in the reflexes.
Son of a bitch must pay. Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

The only trouble with kicking the shit out of you is that'd be too easy. McCoy, Streets of Fire

No matter where you go, there you are. Street person, Streets of Fire

I have a bad feeling about this. Everybody in Star Wars

[LeDru]

Frank Sinatra in Robin and the Seven Hoods
"Your money's on the dresser broad I'm through with you, now get out!"

[MotleyCrew]

Limb-Growing Mutant: [Wolverine is slicing the arms off a mutant who grows them back] Come on.

Logan: [Wolverine, using all his strength, kicks him in the balls. The mutant falls over] Grow those back.

[Victor Mancini]

Ox: Does this mean we're through for the day, Sarge?
[SGT Hulka proceeds to make a painful noise, reach up and choke Dewey Oxberger (but his friends call him Ox)]

One of the top 30 films of all time...

[Stanley Burrell]

"Anybody else want to negotiate?" -- The Fifth Element


"Alright, everybody freeze."
"Don't move."
"We know you're invisible."

"Just because we fought one invisible criminal doesn't mean everybody's invisible."
"I understand that. But it does mean that some of them could be invisible. And I think they're all invisible... In this room." -- ATHF: Colon Movie Film for Theaters


"I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me, but ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. Now I'm doing that, but all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible." -- A Beautiful Mind


"PLEASE. TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES." -- F&L in LV

[Celephais]

Shop smart, Shop S-Mart ... YOU GOT THAT!
.

[Belnia]

I'm a big fan of "Who wants to live forever!?" spoken by Vultan in Flash Gordon.

[Cephalopod]

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

(The Departed)

[LMingrone]

There's a ton of awesome quotes from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, but my favorite:

Tuco: "You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you."

Also The Courtroom scene from Boondock Saints always get's me fired up.

[Beguiler]

"Can you drive a six inch spike through a plank with your penis?"

"Um, no.."

"A girl's got to have her standards." ~ Real Genius

[LadyLaphrael]

I'm a big fan of "Who wants to live forever!?" spoken by Vultan in Flash Gordon.

Pretty much any line uttered by Brian Blessed with QUEEN playing in the background can be chalked up to awesome.

DIIIIIIIVVEE!!

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[Clove]

Jordan: Are you peeing?
Mitch: Uh, I can't start.
Jordan: Because I'm here?
Mitch: I think so.
Jordan: Weird. Well I have to go.
Mitch: Me too.

[ElanthianSiren]

Psycho:
"We all go a little mad sometimes; haven't you?" (complete with stare)

MP:
"It's just a flesh wound!"

Kill Bill Vol 1:
Gogo: "Do you want to screw me, yes or no?"
Suit: "Yes"
(Stabs him in the gut)
Gogo: "How about now big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me, or is it I who have penetrated you?"
(twists sword)


Some Like it Hot:
(gazing at Marilyn Monroe)
Jerry: Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby.

[RichardCranium]

http://wolfmannards.ytmnd.com/

[Izzy]

"Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Stop rhyming, I mean it!
...Anybody want a peanut?" - Princess Bride

"Disassemble...dead? Disassemble dead!? NO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER 5!"
-Short Circuit 2

[diethx]

http://wolfmannards.ytmnd.com/

lol, I need to pop that movie in. Freaking awesome.

[Allereli]

"Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, 'yes!'" -Ghostbusters

"Juuusstt a bit outside" -Major League

"As stories must when love's denied: with tears and a journey." -Shakespeare in Love

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness." -Bull Durham

"You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"
"Lollygaggers!" -Bull Durham

[Stretch]

If you don't know at least two of the three movies quoted below, douse yourself in oil and tell Ratolin his kid's head is shaped funny.

Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

He's the American shithead that makes tricks with bricks

Don't have anything in your life that you can't walk away from in 30 seconds.

[Tisket]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?"

"Say hello to my Little Friend."

"Bond, James Bond" (as spoken by Sean Connery).

[MotleyCrew]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"My preciousssss."

"Go ahead, make my day."

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[DCSL]

Martin Q. Blank: There's a contract out on your life. Believe me. I was hired to kill you, but I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or because I have a newfound respect for life.
Mr. Grocer: [following in van] That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life.
- Grosse Pointe Blank

Rosencrantz: Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occured to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it. It never occured to me at all. We must be born with an intuition of mortality. Before we know the word for it. Before we know that there are words. Out we come, bloodied and squawling, with the knowledge that for all the points of the compass, theres only one direction. And time is its only measure.
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (Okay, so it was originally a play - and a favorite of mine at that - but it WAS made into a movie eventually! With Gary Oldman!)