APB on Beer Boobs

[Stanley Burrell]

This is the worst thing ever:

A barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples.

The 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrates court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences", in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined $1000, while an off-duty barmaid was fined $500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22642622-1245,00.html

[Sean of the Thread]

That's fucking stupid.

That's like going to a titty bar and complaining that you saw someones ass crack.

[Anebriated]

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

I bet hes gay

[Tsa`ah]

I bet hes gay

Doubtful, unless he's a born again straight Christian. I don't know that many gays that are as uptight when it comes to this sort of thing.

Likely he's a momma's boy who was repeatedly beat down in bars, at the very least in front of women trying to have a good time.

[Ignot]

In all fairness we don't know what her boobs looked like. Maybe they were nasty national geographic boobs.

[Sean of the Thread]

Really shouldn't matter should it?


Bar fun is bar fun.