A game for the Bards at heart.

[Moist Happenings]

Some play Music and Celebrity tag
But when I think of playing I choke and I gag
Sintik states this type of banter is a blight
But who could care so late at night?
This game, you see, is not for the faint of heart
And not only that, it's a form of art.
I'll pick a topic, its form unrehearsed
And you will respond in the form of a verse.
So many an idea, a topic to choose
I'll ask you to converse about your favorite shoes!



...Also yes, i'm bored.
er..and once I met a guy named...uh..shnord.

[HarmNone]

My western boots are oh, so nice.
They never pinch or bind.
They go with jeans, and leather skirts
That show off my behind!

HarmNone on her behind :D

[Moist Happenings]

HarmNone you are the master-ette
Of rhymin' 'bout your boots.
So much so that I would dare bet
All other points are moot.
However let me enlighten
A better pair I've got
So many moods they brighten
The girls love me a lot.

[Edited on 12-5-2003 by Neff]

[HarmNone]

A better pair you say? I scoff.
Durango, Jordan? Who?
My boots were made in Italy!
They'll walk all over you!

HarmNone who is rhyming on no sleep for 22 hours :D

[SpunGirl]

One fine day when my mood was blue,
I went to seek out a brand new shoe.
Wandering the aisles of the giant store,
I wondered what in the $&*@ I came for.
Then I saw them - the perfect pair,
I tried them on - as light as air!
My perfect white tennies with bubble-gum stripes,
I'll care for you with baby wipes.

-K

[Edited on 12-5-2003 by SpunGirl]

[Moist Happenings]

The girl named Fleeta loves her boots
No ifs, no ands or buts.
We dated once but I said "shoot"
God damn this girl is nuts.

[HarmNone]

Now high-heeled shoes are something else
Entirely, I would say.
A well-turned ankle thusly shod
Can blow a man away.

[SpunGirl]

Tijay is too drunk to find this thread. Here is his rhyme:

Tijay2000: my shoes are brown my belt is black
i have no fashion sense i catch alot of flack
the white sneaks i wear to the gym smell bad
when i take them off my roommates wants to gag
so the moral of this story be told .. i think my white sneaks are filled with mold!

<3 Tijay

-K

[Vesi]

Ok... I suck at this...

Vesi recites:

Tennis shoes are what I wear;
So I may go where others dare;
Comfortable for me to hike;
I'd rather walk than ride a bike;
Such a nifty little shoe;
Doesn't matter if they're old or new;
I praise these shoes everyday;
That's really all I have to say.

[Moist Happenings]

High-heeled shoes are mighty fine, but they can be beat.
They look real nice in fact, but they pinch the toes.
My new shoes are pink and neat!
With little frilly bows.

PS i'm straight..:;squint::
Any girls want to date?

[Edited on 12-5-2003 by Neff]

[Vesi]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Tijay is too drunk to find this thread. Here is his rhyme:

Tijay2000: my shoes are brown my belt is black
i have no fashion sense i catch alot of flack
the white sneaks i wear to the gym smell bad
when i take them off my roommates wants to gag
so the moral of this story be told .. i think my white sneaks are filled with mold!

<3 Tijay

-K

LOL

[SpunGirl]

HarmNone speaks of heels - I must add my bit!
Women work stilletos for the attention they get.
The curve of a calf and the glimpse of a thigh -
Heels aid all these things and make all the men sigh.

-K

[HarmNone]

Those little frilly bows can cause
Disaster, don't you see?
They come untied, you trip and fall.
Dear God, don't fall on me!

[SpunGirl]

Tijay2000: my ol' shoes took me to the bar
to some people that walk might have been far
but this funky ol' gals wont let me down
cause if i didn't get my liquor id have to walk home with a frown
Tijay2000: im a lyrical genius

-K, on the receiving end of quite a roll.

[Moist Happenings]

The hour is late and the sun is dawning.
And I wonder why I find myself yawning.
From me tonight you'll hear not another peep.
For the love of god i'm going to sleep.

Also, shoes are good.
my car has a hood.

[SpunGirl]

Sleep, my dear Neff?
Tell us of your slippers!
You can't leave us hanging -
We'll speak now in whispers -

We want to know what you put
On your feet at bedtime.
Show me yours,
and I'll show you mine.

-K

[Moist Happenings]

Sleep indeed, my good chum.
You keep me from bed, and for that you're a bum.
My slippers however, look just like a shoe.
The man who designed them didn't know what to do.
He thought and he pondered and he did so a lot.
Until I grew bored and just had him shot.


[Edited on 12-5-2003 by Neff]

[HarmNone]

Sleep soft, sleep well my favorite Neff.
Give up and stop the yawning.
Alarm clocks scream the treble cleff
At ugly, bloody dawning. :D

[SpunGirl]

Since Neff has complied with my slipper-request,
I'll keep my end of the Deal of the Shoes.
My feet are naked when I slide into bed,
For if socks are on, sleep I lose.

My feet have to breathe throughout the night,
So into the cold air they must be thrust
My toes wiggle while I dream sweet dreams
But my cats attack them when they must.

-K

[Sean]

heels are evil i dare say
they ruined my holiday pictures in mean spirited way
here i stand at 6' where the women wore heels and made me feel small
the 3.5" heel are evil i say they made me feel inadequate in the meanest of ways

[SpunGirl]

A woman can strut a 3.5'' heel
Is the toughest broad of all
Mostly these shoes intimidate women
When they see them in the mall.

-K



[Edited on 12-5-2003 by SpunGirl]

[Moist Happenings]

I know I just said from me you'd hear not a peep.
But apparently I lied, I can't get to sleep.
It's a problem you see, that i have with caffeine
And the reason you ask, is because Znug is a fiend.
We have this stuff "Bawls", which I drink every night.
It's like having coffee, and this is my plight.
I wear no shoes now, but I feel rather high.
Unfortunately tomorrow, i'll probably die.

[Overlord]

Who gives a damn about my shoes, they're black, steel toed and tall
Designed for anything, they reign supreme, superior to all

Short and to the point lol

The Edine is The Best. no better rhyme than that

[Gan]

boots on my feet sneak
tiptoing through your pockets
footprints where coins were

:D

[Latrinsorm]

Steel-toed boots are all I desire
Nothing better could be
Walking through ice or walking through fire
I'll still kick the ass of thee
Side-entry zippers to get them on quicker
Time's a-wasting now
Worn with white pants they often draw snickers
Until, of course, KAPOW
Once on the floor the fight is soon over
Alex taught me the way
From London all the way to Dover
Yankee's kickin' today.

But hark, the diamond is calling to me
The boots go back in the room
I search for my spikes, with sharp metal points
So that on the basepaths I zoom
Reading the sign, I drop now to bunt
The third baseman is far away
Even if he wasn't smoking a blunt
He'd never catch me today
Dashing down the line, I kick up the dirt
Carefully placed by the 'keeper
My spikes have me safe as untucked comes my shirt
The Nike sign making them all the cheaper.

Word Life.

[Staceyrain]

To have a shoe is to please
I find delight that they grow on trees
But I have so many shoes
they are organized with boxes, pictures, and glue

Shoes for the party of friends
Shoes for my aunties ultimate end
Shoes for the cute girl down the hall
Shoes that are difficult and make me fall

I say there is a shoe that is happy and gay
And a shoe for the most difficult of days
But the shoe I happen to like the best
Is the one I just bought to match my vest

Actually I must say that is not true
I love all shoes, without them I'd be blue
Scuffy old tennies and latex thigh highs alike
Have always helped out this old dyke.