WE HAVE NO PRIDE.

[Betheny]

At SuperAmerica, we believe in defiling our co-workers. Take my co-worker, Josh. I convinced him that eating a dog treat was a good idea. He picked a tasty green one, because I said they were minty.

He looks so HAPPY!

[Betheny]

Now for the nitty gritty.

Holding his promised half a pack of Marlboro No. 27's in one hand and my camera in the other, he braves it and downs the tasty treat.

IT'S NOT MINTY, IS IT JOSH?

I wish I hadn't been laughing myself to tears, because I'd have taken reaction shots.

He chased this tasty delicacy with Pepsi (tm).

[Caiylania]

You are an evil evil woman! Be my friend :D

[Tsa`ah]

Wait till she tells you what they do to the coffee.

[SpunGirl]

Is that the guy that stole your truck?

-K

[Betheny]

yeah but i made him pay for it

IN PAIN

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

What are the two caterpillars on his face, and someone call Ronald McDonald, they've found his red wig.

[Betheny]

STFU, he's eaten a dog treat for me, THAT'S MORE T HAN YOU DO FOR ME

[peam]

Wow. www.uglypeople.com here he comes.

[HarmNone]

Poor guy. Those dog treats are causing his eyebrows to grow all over his face! Shame on you, Maimara! :D

HarmNone thinks this guy needs a tweezer

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

LOL, I didn't say he was ugly. Just thought the bushy eyebrows and bowl cut bad dyed hair was remarkable.

Besides, what have YOU done for me?

[peam]

Not to mention Chiclet teeth...

[Betheny]

I feel bad now cuz i have to tweeze my eyebrows.

Where are my razor blades, for wh ich to slit my wrists.

[HarmNone]

Your eyebrows are not his eyebrows, Maimara. He has what appears to be several peoples' eyebrows! I checked the mirror. He does not have mine! :D

HarmNone still has eyebrows, thankfully

[Zeyrin]

You should shit in a bun and tell Josh it's the new weiner snitzels (spelling?) that SA will be selling. Be sure to cover it in onions and mustard to mask the smell.

[Ben]

Maimara you should just stick to have passionate sex with me and peam in turns instead of trying to find new guys.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Ben
Maimara you should just stick to have passionate sex with me and peam in turns instead of trying to find new guys.

k.

for the record, I will not ever bang josh, but he is cool to work with. Because he eats dog treats when I tell him to.

[LazyBard]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Ben
Maimara you should just stick to have passionate sex with me and peam in turns instead of trying to find new guys.

k.

for the record, I will not ever bang josh, but he is cool to work with. Because he eats dog treats when I tell him to.


I almost feel sorry for the guy.....well not really but it sounded good.

[Betheny]

Josh's girlfriend is pretty hot, too. I'd steal her from him, but she's 16. :-\

[LazyBard]

Originally posted by Maimara
Josh's girlfriend is pretty hot, too. I'd steal her from him, but she's 16. :-


ummm theres laws against that

[Betheny]

There are also laws against sodomy and oral sex, you don't see me obeying those, do you? :-O

[HappyGuyJr]

Didnt he star in that movie about being Dumb or something or other?

[Betheny]

STOP INSULTING MY BUDDY JOSH OR I WILL SMITE YOU ALL WITH MY COCK OF DOOM.

Back to our regularly scheduled making fun of Josh eating dog treats, not how he looks.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Maimara
There are also laws against sodomy and oral sex, you don't see me obeying those, do you? :-O


They abolished those for gays.

[LazyBard]

Originally posted by Maimara
There are also laws against sodomy and oral sex, you don't see me obeying those, do you? :-O



good point just don't hit me with the cock of doom

[Betheny]

YOUR TYPING FINGERS SAY NO BUT YOUR EYES SAY YES.

[LazyBard]

Originally posted by Maimara
YOUR TYPING FINGERS SAY NO BUT YOUR EYES SAY YES.
you have no proof!!!! theres no video....but there could be




yea ok I should have went to bed last night

[Betheny]

I should be sleeping now, but alas, I cannot, and I must go do things in five hours, and work in 9.

[Caiylania]

You guys are to much. My days are so much brighter after reading about eyebrows and cock beatings. Um wait, did I just say that?????? *runs away and hides*

[Betheny]

I FEEL SO USED.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Maimara
I should be sleeping now, but alas, I cannot, and I must go do things in five hours, and work in 9.

get a day job ;p

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Ben
They abolished those for gays.

They abolished those for everyone. Enjoy.

Raven

[Edited on 12-4-2003 by Ravenstorm]

[Latrinsorm]

This thread has convinced me to maybe start thinking about considering applying for a job sometime in the future. I am pleased. :)

...see what else you can get him to eat. I suggest a mystery bacteria culture.

[Chelle]

He should try cat poop next. Its nice and crunchy.