Massages...

[Solkern]

Do they really work to get rid of stress?

[Clove]

Do they really work to get rid of stress?

Do lapdances count?

[Solkern]

Well, I suppose, but that's not the type of massage I was referring too. lol

[CrystalTears]

Is this a serious question?

[Solkern]

Is this a serious question?


Yes it is.

[Sean]

Just get a handjob from your wife and save some cash for you're trip back to the motherland.

[Solkern]

We're no longer together.

[senorgordoburro]

They feel good, and anything that makes you feel better and allows you to relax will lower your level of stress. I'd go with yes.

[CrystalTears]

Obviously you've never had one. That's like asking if getting scratched helps relieve an itch.

[Solkern]

I was thinking the same thing.

I heard they have tons of different types of massages, anyone know?

[Solkern]

Obviously you've never had one. That's like asking if getting scratched helps relieve an itch.

I've had plenty, not from a professional though.

[senorgordoburro]

Your getting the wrong kind then, or they just suck. Not all massages are deep tissue and are rough. Some are as simple as a scalp massage, or resting warm rocks on your back, it is all about what feels good for you.

[CrystalTears]

I've had plenty, not from a professional though.

Obviously you've never had one.

My God. Just go get one.

[Solkern]

Fine, I will!

[senorgordoburro]

Hell, shoot for the moon and ask for a Happy Ending.

[Solkern]

haha

[DeV]

As long as they have a happy ending, yes.

Doh, someone beat me to it!

[Sean of the Thread]

Get acupuncture with massage after. That shit has put me into a drooling sleep several times.



Also agree that it's a pretty retarded ass question.

[Skeeter]

Start with sweedish, it's about as basic as you can get. Branch out from there.