PRAISE ME.

[Betheny]

I killed a centipede.

I screamed and screamed and cried and then smashed it with an empty cigarette pack.

BUT I SMOOSHED IT.

IT WAS SO NASTY.

[Chelle]

ew I bet it made a crunching noise

[Snapp]

DEATH TO ALL CENTIPEDES!

[Betheny]

IT STILL MOVED

should I take pictures of the carcass?

[Zeyrin]

Why do they need all those legs anyway?

[Betheny]

i dunno but when they move their legs it's like little waves omg. I got out of the shower came in here and went to get dressed and I saw it and freaked out. There's nothing worse than being naked, and seeing bugs.

[DaMaGe]

See.

Regardless of what you all may believe, she doesn't have a rubber cock handy at all times.

-Adam

[Vixen]

Some guy I knew once ate chocolate covered centipedes and grasshoppers and crap.. I wanted to beat his ass.

If I ever see him again Maimara, can I borrow that dildo to beat him with?

Kas
(getting chills thinking about chocolate covered creepy crawlies)

[Betheny]

I wouldn't smash a gross creepy crawly with my dildo, unless I was going to smash it and then violate someone I really hated with it.

[Zeyrin]

you should get a french fry and mount the centepede on the fry then encase it in plastic. it would make an interesting centerpiece on the dining room table.

[Vixen]

I dont wanna smash the creepy crawly with it.. that would be a waste of a perfectly good toy. I just wanna smash the guy peddling the chocolate covered bugs

[Betheny]

I rather like the thought of those disgusting ass bugs being dipped in boiling chocolate. I wonder if they scream before the end.

[Snapp]

What a waste of chocolate!!! They should arrest people who ruin perfectly good chocolate like that.

[Bestatte]

Chocolate covered ants are yummy!

Centipedes are disgusting, no matter how they're served.

[Chelle]

*grins manically*

http://members.cox.net/celestynne4/centiped.jpg

Hahahaha Artha I beat you to it!

[Latrinsorm]

That was the closest I've ever come to reporting a post.

Chelle's evil picture disgusts me. Upon retrospection, in a good way.

[Bestatte]

This one's kinda neat looking, for a creepy crawler. It's the giant red-headed centipede, and is supposedly poisonous.

[Caiylania]

::: runs away screaming ::: HONEY KILL THE BUG!!!!!!!

::: smashes computer screen and as it sparks and dies, realizes that it was a picture and faints :::

[Betheny]

/vomits on all of you.

these were different anyway.

[Adhara]

Ok Maimara I request that you edit the title of this thread to add a warning about the graphical nature of some posts.

Still shuddering.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I believe all centipedes are poisonous, to a degree?

[Betheny]

It's not my fault those pole-smokers are jerks...