Proposal

[Lord Whirlin]

So, I was having a friendly chat with Leloo tonight, and it's settled.
I'm dropping out of college, driving down to her, picking her up, and we're going to move to Vermont and be hippies.
We're going to buy like, 100 acres of landing using the change in our pockets, then I'm going to build a house using nothing but my bare hands.
We're going to grow fields of pot and sell it to college students in Boston. We're going to make millions.
We're going to go to all the phish concerts and smoke lots of pot. Even though we both don't smoke now, we're both willing to adjust to the surrounding environment and start smoking up.
Life will be good again!
:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

[GSLeloo]

Yep.. I can't wait.

[StrayRogue]

Ah, the naivity of youth.

[Xcalibur]

Hmmm sounds like RL bitching

I'll just act as if i didn't read anything and move on, whistling a christmas tune.

[Hulkein]

Hahaha, this is pretty entertaining. I got a question for Whirlin and Michiko.. did you two know eachother before playing Gemstone? or did you meet through it?

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Hmmm sounds like RL bitching



For once I agree.

[Zeyrin]

Ya don't have to smoke pot to get a buzz. I added it to Chef Boyardee pizza sauce and ate it. It kills two birds with one stone that way.

Buzz and Munchies. I knew someone out there was thinking what two stones.

[GSLeloo]

lol Zeyrin we'll have a ranch with lots of rooms, you can come live in one.

[Zeyrin]

sure, only if you have a fridge totally dedicated to the chilling of my favorite amber colored beverage.

[GSLeloo]

We'll have three fridges.

[Zeyrin]

Sweet, I can show the ropes on cultivating.

[Lord Whirlin]

awsome... but you're also our slave

[Zeyrin]

If you call drinking beer and growing weed slavery...chain me to the fridge

[Kurili]

"Home home on the Range" just doesnt have the right twang somehow in Vermont.

Acolyte Kurili

[Lord Whirlin]

yes, but you will also be beaten, severely, for no reason, and forced to harvest for us, in the sweaty vermont summers when the temperature reaches 60 degrees...
You will also have to learn to cook vegetarian food, or we'll beat you. And don't try to give us meat either, we'll be in Vermont... no meat in Vermont

[Betheny]

And then Beth walks in with an AK-47 and ruins the little scene, and makes everyone produce babies to sell on the black market.

[Lord Whirlin]

Awsome... Beth first!

[Betheny]

No, I'm the boss, you're the slaves, you all must copulate pointlessly and produce children for me to sell and get rich off of. DON'T YOU GET IT?!

[Lord Whirlin]

Fornicate under Command of the King? (meaning of the acronym F.U.C.K.). Not really a king in this possition. But regardless... Increase profit margins Beth! Take one or three for the team

[Zeyrin]

LOL, I've seen your pic Whirlin, I've left bigger loads in the toliet. If I don't get meat daily, I'll have you on a rotisserie by the end of the week.

[Lord Whirlin]

I'm 6 feet tall and 180 pounds... You've gotta be some really large fatass to leave bigger loads than me. And, shutup slave, your speaking priveleges have been revoked.
AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT

[Betheny]

it'll be the F.U.C.K. Farm.

[Lord Whirlin]

Originally posted by Maimara
it'll be the F.U.C.K. Farm.

You're an animal! -Rawr-

[Betheny]

Zeyrin has a gigantic ass if his turds are the size of Whirlin. Must be like t hat guy on that one web site, and if you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.

[Lord Whirlin]

I've only heard rumors of that site... thank the gods for that one

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Maimara
copulate pointlessly

....how is that even possible?

[Zeyrin]

Originally posted by Maimara
Zeyrin has a gigantic ass if his turds are the size of Whirlin. Must be like t hat guy on that one web site, and if you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.

My ass isn't that big anymore...since you've extracted your head from it. That guy on the web site........I'm just too horrified to speak.

[Kurili]

This reminds me of some really, really bad grade D horror movie. Several put together I think.

Remember the cameraman, Maimara.

Acolyte Kurili

PS People up there eat moose, so dont tell me there's no meat in Vermont.

[Ben]

You know the bassist from Phish rapes little girls right?