Not Good, Not Bad, Just Amusing RP

[thefarmer]

Since I've found myself posting in the bad rp folder with things that were just amusing I figured I'd make a thread for it.

Julenne [Merchant]: "Come on."
Julenne [Merchant]: "Please unbind me."
Zabarieth [General]: "Muahahahahaha!"
Julenne [Merchant]: "Yer so mean."
Julenne [Merchant]: "Hee."
Jaddi [General]: "He's not mean, he's my Daddy."
Julenne [Merchant]: "Nice to meet ye Jaddi."
Julenne [Merchant]: "Im gettin molested now
Jaddi [General]: "Let me guess, you made him mad."
Julenne [Merchant]: "Of course, tis me job too."

[thefarmer]

R>l lore
You see Loremis.
He appears to be a Human.
He is taller than average and appears to be very young. He has brown eyes and pale skin. He has short, straight dark brown hair. He has a clean-shaven face and thin eyebrows.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an irridescent white ora tube, with both index fingers stuck inside it.
He is wearing a black ora-threaded bag, an ora-laced vruul skin gem pouch, a dark spidersilk cloak with shimmering silver embroidery, a scrollworked leather wand belt, a dull gold ring, a ripped inky black harness, a crystal amulet, some weathered indigo full leathers, and some wrinkled blood red boots.
>
Loremis struggles with his white ora tube.
>chortle
You chortle.

That's the first time I've seen someone stuck in game.

[thefarmer]

Umbrello [Merchant]: "I thought it to you in private and you didnt answer lol."
Vyst [Merchant]: "Maybe because you end your sentences with things that aren't real words."
Vyst [Merchant]: "And I gave you a chance to bid outloud."
Vyst [Merchant]: "I don't take private bids."
Neopuron [Merchant]: "Just dances!"
Umbrello [Merchant]: "Maybe you need to take your medication."
Kiendra [General]: "You are both fired. Out of my thoughts, you two."
Vyst [Merchant]: "Yeah, maybe I'll stop hearing lolling."
Umbrello [Merchant]: "Its the laughing in your head."
Vyst [Merchant]: "Whatever it is."
Umbrello [Merchant]: "Lol."
Vyst [Merchant]: "Really? Because it sounds like something in someone's throat in my head."
Vyst [Merchant]: "Yeah... I'm at Wayside. I think I made that pretty clear, whoever is locating me."

[thefarmer]

Eiilytan [Merchant]: "Anyone to share spells in the park, other then.. self masterbation?"
Suessimifoog [Merchant]: "*squints*."
Eiilytan [Merchant]: "Unreal."
Jesp [Merchant]: "Um . . . its spelled with a U . . . for one."
Telsas [General]: "Hide the roltons."

[Venom]

Eiilytan [Merchant]: "Anyone to share spells in the park, other then.. self masterbation?"
Suessimifoog [Merchant]: "*squints*."
Eiilytan [Merchant]: "Unreal."
Jesp [Merchant]: "Um . . . its spelled with a U . . . for one."
Telsas [General]: "Hide the roltons."

This most definately shouldn't be in a thread that says "Not Bad" by any stretch of the imagination.

[Sean of the Thread]

I was trying not to comment.

But this thread is retarded.

[Drew]

Haha, this makes sense?


You hear the rumbling of thunder as the cloud turns an ominous dark hue!
>
Suddenly a lightning bolt explodes from the small thundercloud and strikes some aloeas stem with a brilliant flash! As the bolt strikes at some aloeas stem, a brilliant blue light surrounds it and deflects the bolt towards Kristalis!

... 25 points of damage!
Horrid jolt to forehead amplifies brain waves. You hear Kristalis scream in your head.
She is stunned!

[Teavangelical]

Eiilytan [Merchant]: "Anyone to share spells in the park, other then.. self masterbation?"
Suessimifoog [Merchant]: "*squints*."
Eiilytan [Merchant]: "Unreal."
Jesp [Merchant]: "Um . . . its spelled with a U . . . for one."
Telsas [General]: "Hide the roltons."

:hang:

[radamanthys]

isn't that redundant anyway? Hugely nerdy, but I can't find the etymology of the word to actually figure this out.

[Jules]

Thank you for making me famous by sharing my amusing life. And how you love to bind me, which last a damn lifetime. LOL Almost as long as the damn soap in the mouth from the Gods.

[thefarmer]

Riftur [General]: "Is a goat hide bow worth enchanting?"
Feldagrif [General]: "Considering it's probably a hair bow, no."

[thefarmer]

Frosk [Merchant]: "Can wizards recharge enhancive items?"
Earthdiver [Merchant]: "No."
Rilla [General]: "Nope."
Frosk [Merchant]: "Can anyone other than the adventerer's guild and the occasional merchant?"
Silvernn [Merchant]: "Arkati would be my guess."
Greely [General]: "Thats about it."
Silvernn [Merchant]: "Oh, and Plur, he dips em inside his diaper and pulls em out fully recharged."
Beldonn [Merchant]: "Plur dipped me inside his diaper once. I came out with a 25mil note."
Beldonn [Merchant]: "It was worth the excursion into the 7th level of hell."

[SayGoodbye]

Draacon [pounding]: "I has a sleek silver torc set with shark teeth fer 40k. Contains strong elemental defense."
>
Narkmar [pounding]: "I has a cheeseburger."
>

[Joe]

Thank you for making me famous by sharing my amusing life. And how you love to bind me, which last a damn lifetime. LOL Almost as long as the damn soap in the mouth from the Gods.

That's not soap. :)

[thefarmer]

Friend of mine sent me this:

You see Brownthumbs.
He appears to be a Half-Krolvin of the Gob'tak Klinast.
He is average height and appears to be young and robust. He has uneven blue-black eyes, bold green stripes on his face, and pasty white skin. He has raggedly cut, greasy chocolate brown hair with a large bald spot. He has a pock-marked face, a hooked nose and a pronounced overbite.
He has a wingless faerie tattoo on his wrist, a krolvin slave ship tattoo on his neck, and an angry half-krolvin tattoo on his arm.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left hand.
He is wearing a pair of fetid worm skin boots, a pair of mildewed wool trousers with a patch on one knee, a grimy rattan basket, a moth-eaten rat fur satchel, a ragged ale brown belt, some tooled reinforced leather, a sloppy pea green knapsack, an ale-stained linen satchel, and some blackened veniom cufflinks.

Brownthumbs slings a foul ogre-skin weapon harness covered with red warts off from over his shoulder.
>
Brownthumbs touches his ogre-skin harness as he asks the pawnbroker a question.
>
Brownthumbs steps aside to talk with the pawnbroker about his ogre-skin harness.
He scribbles out a Wehnimer's promissory note and hands it to Brownthumbs.

Brownthumbs just opened a grimy rattan basket.
>
Brownthumbs removes a white-striped black dead skunk from in his rattan basket.
>
Brownthumbs touches his black dead skunk as he asks the pawnbroker a question.
>
Brownthumbs steps aside to talk with the pawnbroker about his black dead skunk.
He scribbles out a Wehnimer's promissory note and hands it to Brownthumbs.
>
Brownthumbs put a Wehnimer's promissory note in his pea green knapsack.

[Asha]

-5 stars

[thefarmer]

Now. This was a pretty good job of RP'ing being diseased/poisoned.. except for one small part.

Apprentice Malfeasance just limped in.
Malfeasance hoarsely says, "I'm not feeling so godd."
Malfeasance coughs.
Malfeasance hoarsely says, "Feeling a little woozy here."
>
Malfeasance falls over.
Malfeasance's face turns slightly pale.
>
Wulfmun squints at Malfeasance.
>
Saphena meditates over Malfeasance.
Saphena takes all of Malfeasance's blood loss.
>
Malfeasance coughs.
>
Wulfmun says, "Maybe you should go to the healer's tent."
Malfeasance coughs.
Malfeasance hoarsely says, "I feel warm."
(Malfeasance throws up all over the ground)
>
Rorac roars at Malfeasance!
Malfeasance hoarsely says, "I think i may have come down with somethin."
Wulfmun gestures at Malfeasance.
Malfeasance's skin looks healthier.
>
Malfeasance lets out a flaming volley of invective that makes your ears burn.
Wulfmun says, "Now clean up your mess."
>
Malfeasance blushes a nice shade of deep scarlet.
>
Wulfmun squints at Malfeasance.
>
Malfeasance hoarsely says, "Ah that feels better."
>

[Drisco]

Draacon [pounding]: "I has a sleek silver torc set with shark teeth fer 40k. Contains strong elemental defense."
>
Narkmar [pounding]: "I has a cheeseburger."
>

ahahaha this one made me laugh.

[Stunseed]

< Rorac roars at Malfeasance! >

This one makes me rofl more. What a toolbag.

[Axhinde]

< Rorac roars at Malfeasance! >

This one makes me rofl more. What a toolbag.

He's always been one to me.

[thefarmer]

Rocksand [General]: "Hello, miss me much?"
Wendigi [General]: "Can't say I haven't."

[SayGoodbye]

Foxye removes a one-eyed brownie doll from in her plaid skirt.
H>
A foul smelling odor suddenly surrounds Foxye.
H>

wtf?

[Drew]

I've invented a new Gemstone euphemism for being gay. Unfortunately I thought Jastev was the gay one, but now on second thought, isn't it Voaris?

You say, "You've got the touch of Jastev, I can see."
>
Grendeg gazes up into the heavens.
>
Grendeg says, "I'm nowhere near as depressive as that one."
>
You say, "Opposites attract."
>
Grendeg says, "As for my work with a paintbrush or clay... let us say that it is better not spoken of."
>
Grendeg shudders.
>
You will speak wryly on your next message.
>
You wryly say, "I'm sure you've stroked Jastev's paintbrush a time or two before."

[Enceladus]

Cholen's the drag queen.

[Martaigne]

Voaris is all about loving anyone, anytime.

[Enceladus]

True, forbidden love that dare not speak its name.

[Anebriated]

>disarm ses
[Roll result: 260 (open d100: 158) Penalties: 2]
You swing your crude vultite lance at Sesterces's ora flamberge and connect!
Sesterces's ora flamberge is knocked to the ground!

[You have 5 repetition(s) remaining.]
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Sesterces picks up a wavy-bladed ora flamberge.
>disarm ses
[Roll result: 234 (open d100: 132) Penalties: 2]
You swing your crude vultite lance at Sesterces's ora flamberge and connect!
Sesterces's ora flamberge is knocked to the ground!

[You have 3 repetition(s) remaining.]
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Lady Taarina just went south.
>
Sesterces says, "You're pretty good at this."
>
Bernadette places her vultite miner's axe on her foot, then straightens. With a deft kick, she sends the axe into the air, causing it to arch nicely and land in her black leather thigh-sheath!
>
Bernadette removes a black vultite miner's axe from in her black leather thigh-sheath.
>
You say, "Just call me butter."
>
You say, "Cause im on a roll."


I crack myself up.

[Drew]

ESPN commercial alert!

[thefarmer]

Mamatea [General]: "I was wondering if perhaps one of you wonderful chil'en had a light pink morganite stone or two, preferably two, that granny might purchase. And please, also do remember to bundle up. It's getting quite chilly outside!"

I don't think I've ever seen someone RP a Mammy... I wonder if she sings old negro spirituals while she rocks the babies to sleep?

[Gelston]

I wonder what age she is IG. I've seen a lot of people act like they had old characters because they were high levels, but were only like 20 IG age.

[thefarmer]

A quick flick of Sproink's wrist sends a rusted spring into flight!
Some black ora-veined platemail is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the slashing attack.
Sproink throws a rusted spring at Chayy!
AS: +1167 vs DS: +349 with AvD: -18 + d100 roll: +79 = +879
... and hits for 31 points of damage!
Deft swing strikes Chayy's neck.
Maybe not fatal but it's sure distracting.
He is stunned!

** Chayy's mithril alloy warhelm erupts with a plume of steam at Sproink! **

... 15 points of damage!
Blistering mist leaves Sproink holding his left hand tenderly!
He is stunned!
Lacking the force and angle to lodge in Chayy, the rusted spring simply falls.
>
Chayy lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
Futtilo starts chortling.
>
Chayy shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Chayy's eyes.
>
Arellis flails her arms about.
>slap trou
You throw back your head and laugh, slapping your knee in glee. A cloud of dust rises from your canvas trousers.
>
Chayy yawns.
>
Grendeg snickers.
>
Sproink put a rusted spring in his spring-clasped backpack.
>
Sproink says, "Oh, wait."
>
Sproink says, "This'll be fun."
>
Chayy snickers.
>
Speaking to Sproink, Futtilo says, "You own Vivaldi, ask him to kiss it and make it better."
>
You can hear the sound of a bell ringing in the direction of Tavern Burrow.
>get my awl
You remove a perfect maoral-shafted steel awl-pike from in your canvas workboots.
>
Chayy deeply says, "My helm likes you."
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Sproink looks determined and focused.
In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, Sproink engages Chayy in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Blow leaves an imprint on Chayy's chest!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Stomach shot lands with a hollow *thump*.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Stomach shot lands with a hollow *thump*.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
Chayy barely dodges the attack!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Blow leaves an imprint on Chayy's chest!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
Chayy barely dodges the attack!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Broken finger on Chayy's right hand!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
With extreme effort, Chayy beats back the attack with his claidhmore!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Torn muscle in Chayy's left leg!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Jarring blow to Chayy's back.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
With extreme effort, Chayy beats back the attack with his claidhmore!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Torn muscle in Chayy's left leg!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Stomach shot lands with a hollow *thump*.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
At the last moment, Chayy parries the blow with his claidhmore!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Jarring blow to Chayy's back.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Blow leaves an imprint on Chayy's chest!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Jarring blow to Chayy's back.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Torn muscle in Chayy's left leg!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
With no room to spare, Chayy manages to parry the blow with his black ora claidhmore!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Jarring blow to Chayy's back.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
In the nick of time, Chayy interposes his black ora claidhmore between himself and the blow!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
By amazing chance, Chayy evades the attack!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy!
Chayy evades the attack by a hair!
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Stomach shot lands with a hollow *thump*.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Jarring blow to Chayy's back.
Sproink swings a closed fist at Chayy! A hit!
Broken finger on Chayy's right hand!

* Chayy drops dead at your feet!

The bright luminescence fades from around Chayy.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Chayy.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Chayy.
>
* Chayy just bit the dust!
>glance futt
You glance at Futtilo.
>
Futtilo starts chortling.
>gawk
Your jaw drops.
>cough
You cough.
>
The ghostly voice of Chayy deeply says, "Ah hell."
Sproink asks, "Who needs weapons?"
>
Sproink starts chortling.
>
* Warwardardar just bit the dust!
>
Sproink removes a massive black blade from in his spring-clasped backpack.
>
Sproink says, "Now where was I."
>
The ghostly voice of Chayy deeply says, "You hadda cheat."

[thefarmer]

Chayy deeply says, "Futtillo currently still owes me his life."

Sproink removes an ivory-handled stamp suspended from a thick leather cord from his neck.
>
Sproink stamps Futtilo on the forehead!
>l futt
You see Futtilo Quinine the Master Blacksmith.
He appears to be a Nalfein Elf.
He is tall and appears to have come of age. He has twitching, bloodshot ice blue eyes and fair skin. He has short, thick blond hair styled into unkempt spikes with a long white streak down the right side. He has a bony face, a flaring nose and long pointed ears. He has a faint, thin scar near his right eye. A big red stamp on his forehead reads, "Propety of Chayy."
He has a twin-chamber rainbow glaes pipe clenched between his teeth, a jade encased black rose tattoo on his finger, a black and crimson flame tattoo on his neck, and a trio of eahnor spikes set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some dark grey steel hauberk, a gleaming krodera neckchain, a bleached white neckpouch, a coal black cloak, an acid-etched silver armband, some fine black leather gloves, an elven-scored infantry bandolier, a hazy glass ring, a translucent specter skin scabbard, some lor-buttoned black silk pants, and some black stalking boots.
>
Sproink hangs an ivory-handled stamp suspended from a thick leather cord around his neck.

[thefarmer]

Sproink just stamped you on the forehead! You reel under the blow as large red markings are imprinted on your head.

You see Vivaldi the Farmer.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is taller than average and appears to be stooped with age. He has weary heather blue eyes and coarse, sun-spotted skin. He has short, slovenly wheat white hair dappled with dusty grey. He has a weathered face, a broken nose and a broad chest. A big red stamp on his forehead reads, "Propety of Sproink."

[thefarmer]

Sproink says, "You're the last one."
>
Sproink accepts Thundrax's vultite chain hauberk.
>
Speaking to Sproink, Arellis asks, "Ye ever heard of someone makin a muffin oven?"
>
Sproink offers Thundrax a triple linked vultite chain hauberk with a bear's paw etched on the shoulders.
>
Thundrax accepts Sproink's vultite chain hauberk.
>
Thundrax works his way into a triple linked vultite chain hauberk with a bear's paw etched on the shoulders.
>
Sproink says, "Sounds like having babies."
>
Thundrax chuckles.
>
Arellis exclaims, "Only yummier!"
>
Arellis smacks her lips.
>
Sproink says, "Which, for the record, I am against for ninety percent of the population."
>ponder
You ponder.
>say @arellis You eat babies?
Speaking to Arellis, you ask, "You eat babies?"
>
Thundrax bows to Sproink.
>furrow brow
You furrow your brow, probably adding a wrinkle or two in the process.
>
Arellis vigorously shakes her head.
>
Arellis says, "I eat muffins."
>
Arellis says, "Specially blueberry."
>
Arellis nods.
>
Arellis nods.
>
Sproink looks thoughtfully at Arellis.
>'.. made of babies?
You ask, ".. made of babies?"
>
Futtilo shakes his head, totally at a loss.
>squint are
>
You squint at Arellis.
>
Arellis vigorously shakes her head.
>'Ah, well.
You say, "Ah, well."
>dismiss
Arellis says, "From the muffin smith in solshaven."
>
You wave your hand in a dismissive gesture.
>
Sproink removes an ivory-handled stamp suspended from a thick leather cord from his neck.
>
Sproink stamps Arellis on the forehead!
>
Sproink hangs an ivory-handled stamp suspended from a thick leather cord around his neck.
>l are
You see Arellis the Locksmith.
She appears to be a Half-Elf from Highmount.
She is shorter than average and appears to be very young. She has thick-lashed grey-green eyes and freckled skin. She has waist length, wavy honey blonde hair. She has a delicate face, a classical nose and slightly pointed ears. A big red stamp on her forehead reads, "I eat babies. In muffins."
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a white metal breastplate, a gold ring, some malachite hairsticks inlaid with ivory dragonflies, a white signet ring etched with an aquamarine wavecrest, an etched rolaren tower shield, some emerald green leather boots, a cord-tied suede ankle sheath, a short ivory skirt trimmed with emerald green vines, a silver-lined leather gem pouch embroidered with a pair of silver stars and moons, some deep green imflass bells, a silver locksmith kit, a delicate rose gold filigree waistchain, a peridot inset silver armband, a braided silver bracelet, a flawless pure white moonflower, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, a shimmering glaesine orb, a turquoise-bound ceramic Adventurer's Guild badge, a needle-thin invar straightpin capped with runic ivory, a high-collared ivory bodice with emerald buttons, a crimson amulet, an onyx-inlaid imflass necklace, an onyx-eyed silver skull earring, a vine-tooled leather travel pack, a flowing emerald green cloak, and a crystal amulet.
>slap trou
You throw back your head and laugh, slapping your knee in glee. A cloud of dust rises from your canvas trousers.

[thefarmer]

Chayy deeply asks, "Then why are you still here?"
>
Chayy folds his arms over his chest.
>
Sproink says, "I'm considering setting you on fire."
>
Thundrax agrees with Chayy.
>
Sproink nods to Chayy.
>
Arellis says, "He loves us deep, deep deep deep inside."
>
Chayy deeply says, "Bring your daughter next time."
>
Arellis ducks slightly and covers her head with her arms.
>
Chayy rocks back on his heels.
>wince chay
You glance over at Chayy and wince.
>
A roaring ball of fire streaks through the air and strikes Chayy!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
He is stunned!
>
Chayy lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
Thundrax smirks.
>
Chayy shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Chayy's eyes.
>
A roaring ball of fire streaks through the air and strikes Chayy!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
He is stunned!

The flames set Chayy alight!
>
Sproink ponders.
>
Sproink nods.
>
Arellis flails her arms about.
>
The flames surrounding Chayy flare up and sear his skin!

... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
>
Arellis begins to frantically roll Chayy around on the ground trying to put out the flames!

Arellis fails to put out the flames surrounding Chayy!
>
Chayy screams in agony as the flames continue to burn the flesh from his bones.
>
Sproink says, "Have a rotten night, you ingrates."
>
The flames surrounding Chayy flare up and sear his skin!

... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg blackens kneecap.
>
Arellis begins to frantically roll Chayy around on the ground trying to put out the flames!

Arellis fails to put out the flames surrounding Chayy!
>
Thundrax deeply says, "Ye too, Gnome."
>
Arellis begins to frantically roll Chayy around on the ground trying to put out the flames!

Arellis fails to put out the flames surrounding Chayy!
>
The flames surrounding Chayy flare up and sear his skin!

... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back fries shoulder blades. Youch!
He is stunned!
>
Arellis begins to frantically roll Chayy around on the ground trying to put out the flames!

Arellis fails to put out the flames surrounding Chayy!
>
Arellis begins to frantically roll Chayy around on the ground trying to put out the flames!

Arellis manages to put out the flames surrounding Chayy! Chayy sits up and brushes some smoldering ashes from his clothing.
>
Chayy deeply says, "Well that was fun."
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>
Smoke continues to rise from Chayy as his clothes smolder.

[That Jay]

Joy.

And here I thought horribly OOC merchant-involved murders were going to drop since Khaladon was gone. Guess you have Sproink back to pick up the slack.

[Stunseed]

An elven highwayman suddenly jumps out of the shadows!
A half-elven highwayman suddenly jumps out of the shadows!

An elven traveller fearfully exclaims, "It's an ambush!"
>
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Mass Calm spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Quilina just arrived.
>
A half-elven highwayman glances at Quilina and shouts, "Hey, lookit the sissy girl! Better run, sissy girl!"
>
An elven highwayman swings a broadsword at you!
In the nick of time, you interpose your vultite moon axe between yourself and the blow!
>
Quilina just went down a narrow trail.

[Alfster]

Joy.

And here I thought horribly OOC merchant-involved murders were going to drop since Khaladon was gone. Guess you have Sproink back to pick up the slack.

QQ

[Hips]

Jalaal [General]: "How do you kill a spiked scarab."
>
* Jalaal just bit the dust!




For some reason I found this insanely amusing last night, especially considering people were giving him advice AFTER he died.

[Asha]

:lol: yeah that's properly funny.

[Drunken Durfin]

This was fun to watch in TSC. Empath died and Ceyrin showed up to raise him...

Speaking to Sartorus, Ceyrin asks, "Do you wish to live?"

Sartorus says, "I am much more useful that way."

Sartorus says, "This whole "door stop" gig is not working for me."

Speaking to Sartorus, Ceyrin says, "Your usefueless is not in question - nor is it my concern."

Speaking to Sartorus, Ceyrin says, "A yes or no will suffice."

Sartorus says, "Well, if you are going to be like that, the answer is no."

[thefarmer]

The guard says, "Ah, so you're from the Adventurer's Guild? Yes, we do have a task for you. One of our citizens was attacked by a stone giant in Stone Valley near Wehnimer's Landing. She barely escaped with her life. Unfortunately, in her haste to escape, she dropped a family heirloom of great sentimental value to her. She has put up a reward for its safe return. The heirloom is a starstone studded ring and you'll be able to identify it by the initials FU engraved upon it. Hunt down the creature that attacked her, retrieve the heirloom, and report back to me."

[thefarmer]

Speaking to Callaine, Ceyrin asks, "How much will you pay me to stay and grace you with my company later?"

Speaking quietly to Ceyrin, Callaine says, "I suppose you think you're awfully cute, don't you. I have no time for that."

[Chaotic Tempo]

Mamatea [General]: "I was wondering if perhaps one of you wonderful chil'en had a light pink morganite stone or two, preferably two, that granny might purchase. And please, also do remember to bundle up. It's getting quite chilly outside!"

I don't think I've ever seen someone RP a Mammy... I wonder if she sings old negro spirituals while she rocks the babies to sleep?

That ones mine. Yea, she'll cook you chitlins and knit you a sweater too, if not for the damn arthritis. She is not black, unfortunately. I thought that might be a little too over the top.

To respond to the person asking about how old IG she is, she's a 98 year old human. I hate people that relate levels to age.


On that note, what's up. I just found the PC. Thank god. I don't think I can handle anymore carefully worded postings.

[Rue]

Closan removes a bent rod from in his mail sack.

[whorrak]

Rocksand [General]: "Hello, miss me much?"
Wendigi [General]: "Can't say I haven't."

lol... I don't remember saying this at all.

[Hips]

While playing a drinking game earlier.... holy random question, Batman!


Jaysehn asks, "If you were part of a salad. What part would you be and why?"
Your face goes blank.
Jaysehn smirks.
You say, "Not an olive."
You nod.
You ponder.
You say, "I really have no idea."
You say, "All that question did was make me hungry."
You glance at Jaysehn.
Jaysehn chuckles.
Jaysehn says, "Then you need to drink."
Jaysehn exclaims, "No answer, you drink!"
You ask, "Extra?"
You scoff.
Jaysehn says, "And three times, mind you."
Jaysehn exclaims, "Those are the rules!"
Jaysehn says, "Let's go, Princess."
Jaysehn says, "Down the hatch."
You say, "You gave me an "I don't know" answer too."
You squint at Jaysehn.
Jaysehn says, "Because I didn't know the facts you asked about."
Jaysehn says, "And I said ask another."
Jaysehn says, "Drink."
Jaysehn nods.
Jaysehn says, "Lets go."
You exclaim, "So ask another!"
Jaysehn says, "Nope."
Jaysehn says, "Drink."
You scowl.
You say, "I'd be a tomato, because they're round. And tasty. And not everyone likes them."
You fold your arms over your chest.
Jaysehn glances at you.
Jaysehn laughs at you!
You kick Jaysehn's shins beneath the table!
Jaysehn laughs!
You stare at Jaysehn.
Jaysehn exclaims, "That's great!"
Jaysehn asks, "Do you taste like tomato?"
You say, "I hate you."
You gaze heavenward.
Jaysehn smirks.
Jaysehn laughs!
You say, "Gods, I hope not."

[Hips]

>prod kitten
It might be a bit safer if a soft black kitten was dead first.


LOL.

[Stanley Burrell]

This is the greatest thing in the world and I will stab your ass like a jealous husband if you disagree:

Sproink taps an ancient leather war-purse, which is in his right hand.

[Stunseed]

Speaking to Huggaboo, Kalzanin says, "You're a poster boy for the pulling out technique."

[Nilandia]

This is the greatest thing in the world and I will stab your ass like a jealous husband if you disagree:

Sproink taps an ancient leather war-purse, which is in his right hand.
Still a murse. :D

Gretchen

[Hips]

Here's partial log from Sproink's hate rally last night... Michi and Jay had the funniest parts, so I only included them.

[Shanty Town, Inside Hut]
You are inside a one-room hovel. A worn quilt patched together from hundreds of tiny scraps of fabric is folded neatly in the corner. A fat candle, melted down to a waxy stub, rests atop a warped crate in the center of the room. You also see the sparkling Terrygan disk, the Thraxz disk and a Sproink roster.
Also here: Jolena, Stunseed, Syaoryn, Vivaldi, Telsas, Ombrey, Tyril, Aessa, Lady Aquata, Lizzandra, Great Lady Tycine, Radamanthys, Glau, Bregus, Cristalia, Psionix, Lord Ondreian, Great Lord Nelek, Vender, Hyacinthe, Sameera, Nilandia, Lazarwolf who is sitting, Manodith, Great Lord Dragaeran, Merripen, Jersea, Alifair who is sitting, Vrom, Willington, Lord Leshyae, Lady Diandra, Julliette, Kisela, Rubytears, Arahbella, Jozette, Prymrose, Ingride, Lanothion, Thargus, Morcarta, Iselin, Vexnis, Jadzara, Delicieuse, Terrygan, Teegan, Thraxz who is sitting, Thaiselmay, Kalzanin, Belnia, Mekion, Jaysehn, Draacon, Azaton, Misun, Glatt, Phelicidea, Lord Nordred, Auntia who is sitting, Sproink
Obvious exits: out
Stunseed just moved quietly into the room, his group following closely.
Jaysehn glances at Jolena.
Jolena shifts her weight.
Speaking to Jolena, Jaysehn says, "You are just in time."
You tap your foot impatiently.
Sproink exclaims, "Well!"
Jaysehn glances at you.
Sproink exclaims, "Isn't this a pleasant surprise!"
You give your eyebrow a little workout.
Sproink exclaims, "It's time to hate Michiko!"
Speaking quietly to you, Thraxz asks, "You're with Jaysehn. What else is there?"
Kalzanin asks, "Pleasant?"
Jaysehn glances at you.
Misun laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement.
Speaking deeply to you, Ombrey says, "You're friends must find you rather handy to have around. When it starts to rain they can use your clothes as a tent."
You laugh out loud!
Speaking to you, Belnia says, "You dress like a man."
Speaking to you, Vender says, "You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk."
Misun glances at you.
Jolena blinks.
Vender whispers, "So sorry."
Speaking to you, Jaysehn says, "Forgive me."
Jaysehn nods.
Speaking to you, Misun says, "You don't match."
Draacon scowls at you.
Misun nods to you.
You casually glance at Jaysehn.
You listen carefully to Jaysehn.
Misun glances at Jaysehn.
Vivaldi yawns.
Speaking to you, Dragaeran says, "Here's a crystal amulet. Think to someone who CARES."
Misun raises an eyebrow.
Speaking to you, Jaysehn says, "You bought that hat because you wanted to have mine. In fact...on you....it just looks like a waddling penguin jumped and got stuck in an oversized mushroom cap."
Sproink blinks at Misun.
Speaking to you, Nelek asks, "Can you share with us what it's like to whore yourself out to every merchant that comes along?"
Tyril grins at Sproink.
Speaking to you, Vivaldi says, "You have no hips."
You ponder.
Speaking to you, Kalzanin says, "Get back in the kitchen where you belong."
Speaking darkly to you, Draacon asks, "Kin ya hear me thoughts wif dem big ears?"
Speaking to Misun, Sproink says, "Introduce your face to your palm."
You stare at Vivaldi.
Misun looks thoughtfully at Jaysehn.
You exclaim, "I what?!"
Lazarwolf asks, "What's going on right now?"
You stare at Vivaldi.
Lazarwolf grunts, obviously terrified!
Jaysehn glances at Vivaldi.
Misun glances over at Sproink and winces.
Misun shrugs.
Jaysehn's face turns slightly pale.
Vivaldi starts chortling.
Sproink begins chuckling at Jaysehn!
Vivaldi shrugs.
Glatt cringes.
Speaking to Sproink, Misun says, "I know."
Speaking to Vivaldi, Jaysehn says, "You are crazier than Plur."
Jaysehn nods.
Speaking to you, Radamanthys says, "How It much be intolerable. To never be able to sit on a barstool correctly."
Vivaldi ponders.
Vivaldi says, "Nah."
You peer quizzically at Radamanthys.
Speaking to you, Auntia says, "I really can't think of anythin' bad to say about you. Yer the prettiest swamp troll I've e'er seen."
Vivaldi says, "I don't wear a diaper."
You glance around the room.
You ask, "Is that all?"
Radamanthys chuckles.
You pout.
Speaking to you, Vender says, "You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals."
Jolena glances at Stunseed.
Speaking softly to you, Aessa says, "You have hmmm horrible fashion sense and your hair is a mess."
Speaking to you, Dragaeran says, "You look like the lovechild of the Grimswarm and something that crawled its way out of the graveyard."
Kalzanin begins chuckling at Vender!
Aessa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
Glatt cringes.
Jolena glances at Aessa.
You chuckle.
Thraxz begins chuckling at Vender!
Speaking to Jolena, Stunseed says, "I didn't know it was her turn..."
Speaking to you, Cristalia says, "The tips of your hair have been the only things touching your hips for a long time."
Sproink asks, "So Grimswarm and Jaysehn?"
Jolena laughs at Cristalia!
You glance at Cristalia.
Speaking softly to you, Aessa says, "I'm so sorry."
Aessa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
You point at Jaysehn.
Jolena holds her sides and lets out a rumbling belly laugh.
Thraxz chuckles.
You nod to Cristalia.
Jaysehn carefully looks himself over.
Cristalia giggles.
Jaysehn nods.
Vivaldi rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Speaking to you, Jersea says, "Sproink thinks yer pretty."
You glance over at Jersea and wince.
A pained expression crosses Thraxz's face.
Kalzanin winces.
Auntia laughs!
Jaysehn says, "Actually....I was just in the graveyard earlier."
Jaysehn ponders.
Alifair chuckles.
Jaysehn removes a rime-hued imflass mirror inset with clusters of black onyx rose blossoms from in his black silk surcoat.
Jaysehn gazes at his reflection in the imflass mirror.
Jaysehn nods.
Speaking to you, Vivaldi asks, "That's really a wig underneath your shabby little hat, isn't it?"
Jaysehn attends to his charcoal silk hair-tie, making the hair-tie as presentable as possible.
Jaysehn nods.
You remove your hat with a flourish of your hand.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Sproink says, "We're angrier not knowing."
Jaysehn put a rime-hued imflass mirror inset with clusters of black onyx rose blossoms in his black silk surcoat.
You toss back your head and run your fingers through your hair.
Vivaldi mutters wig.
You place your hat on top of your head with one hand, adjusting it slightly for a perfect fit.
Sproink says, "I'm not done listening to Michiko insults."
You ask, "Is that all?"
You tap your foot impatiently.
Sproink says, "I demand more."
Jolena folds her hands behind her back.
Misun rubs her chin thoughtfully.
Auntia ponders.
Vivaldi rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Kalzanin says, "Oh."
Radamanthys says, "Your thighs look like two canvas bags, filled with cheese."
Glatt sighs.
Jolena glances at Stunseed.
Jolena seems to be waiting for something.
Belnia says, "I think we have covered many of the finer points."
Speaking to Stunseed, you say, "Go ahead. I know you must have something."
Speaking to you, Lazarwolf says, "You're only half stupid."
Lazarwolf grunts and sneers at the same time in obvious distaste!
Speaking deeply to you, Ombrey says, "You're so ugly you make helga look beautiful."
Jolena blinks at Radamanthys.
Jaysehn smiles quietly to himself.
Kalzanin says, "You were once young and stupid, you're no longer young."
Radamanthys grins.
Sproink begins chuckling at Kalzanin!
Jolena laughs at Kalzanin!
You inquire, "Cheddar or swiss?"
Alifair chuckles.
You cock your head at Radamanthys.
Jolena clasps her hand over her mouth.
Radamanthys says, "Cottage."
You ponder.
Misun agrees with Glatt.
Lazarwolf grunts as his belly rumbles.
You hold up your hand and tilt it side to side in a so-so gesture.
Nordred says, "Expired cottage."
Speaking to you, Jaysehn asks, "I think Thraxz is right. You are with me. What were you thinking?"
Radamanthys says, "That's the smell."
Speaking to you, Dragaeran says, "Your momma is so big that when she sits around the town she really sits AROUND the town."
Thraxz chuckles.
Jolena stares at Nordred.
Speaking to you, Jersea says, "Careful he doesn't leave you for a monkey."
Speaking to you, Vivaldi says, "You pad your tunic."
Jolena gags.
Speaking to Jaysehn, you say, "Not clearly, evidently."
Aessa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
Vivaldi nods to you.
Sproink gets a blank look on his face.
Jolena laughs at Vivaldi!
Jaysehn nods to you.
Sproink says, "Well."
You casually glance at Vivaldi.
Speaking amusedly to Vivaldi, Jolena exclaims, "She used to!"
Speaking to you, Vender exclaims, "If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!"
Jolena giggles.
Sproink says, "A mom joke."
Speaking to Vivaldi, you ask, "Care to find out?"
Jolena clasps her hand over her mouth.
Syaoryn renews his songs.
Vivaldi starts chortling.
Sproink says, "That's a new low."
Ondreian snickers.
Teegan chuckles.
Kalzanin grins.
Misun agrees with Sproink.
You tap your foot impatiently.
Misun casually glances around the room.
Vivaldi rubs his chin thoughtfully.
You casually glance at Stunseed.
Misun cocks her head at you.
Sproink says, "Nothing can compete with that save, "You're stupid" followed by a "No you."."
You ask, "Nothing?"
Jolena giggles to herself.
Sproink says, "So let's just move on."
You say, "I'm rather disappointed."
Prion smiles at Aessa.
Jaysehn chuckles.
Aessa softly says, "I'm not very good at insulting people..."
Speaking to you, Sproink asks, "What do you want?"
Speaking to you, Mekion asks, "A carriage of four half-breeds falls off a cliff. And you know the real tragedy?"
Speaking surreptitiously to Cristalia, Jolena says, "That one was good, by the way."
Glatt slowly empties his lungs.
Speaking to Sproink, Vivaldi says, "Hips."
Speaking to Aessa, Prion asks, "Oh, insulting people?"
Speaking to you, Misun says, "At least you got something."
Jolena glances at Mekion.
Mekion says, "It could have held 8."
Aessa nods to Prion.
Jolena winces.
Misun shrugs at you.
Speaking to Aessa, Prion asks, "Whom are we insulting?"
Speaking softly to Prion, Aessa says, "You will excel at this.."
Speaking to Jolena, Cristalia exclaims, "Thanks!"
Speaking to Mekion, Sproink asks, "It was a nice carriage?"
Aessa points at a Sproink roster.
You lean back a bit and fold your arms behind your head.
Speaking quietly to you, Thraxz says, "I'm sorry I used up my functional choker on someone else now... and I really hated them."
Sproink says, "Oh."
Sproink says, "I was close."
You shake your head at Thraxz and cluck your tongue.
Prion says, "Excellant."
Aessa softly says, "Whoever is next...at the moment...this lady."
Mekion appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Aessa nods to you.
Prion grins mischievously.
Glatt shrugs at you.
You glance downward.
Prion asks, "Are we free to toss them out at will?"
Jaysehn asks, "Oh...I'm next...am I?"
Misun whispers, "Those are hips? You're just draggin a wagon?"
You say, "I really am disappointed, I was expecting more hip insults."
Psionix whispers, "I could not think of anything bad to say about you!"
Misun stares upward.
Vivaldi shrugs at you.
Aessa softly says, "Well...yes but not too mean."
Misun folds her hands behind her back.
You shift your weight.
Radamanthys ponders.
Vivaldi says, "I tried."
Aessa bites her lip.
You nod to Vivaldi.
Speaking quietly to you, Thraxz asks, "Birthing hips... it looks like a few squeezed out them already, no?"
Jolena laughs at Thraxz!
Speaking to Aessa, Prion asks, "Not to mean?"
You look at Thraxz and shake your head.
Misun shrugs at Glatt.
Radamanthys asks, "Would you rather people accepted you for who you are? Or would you rather they liked you?"
Aessa shifts her weight.
Aessa shrugs at Prion.
Aessa softly says, "Well as mean as you want I guess."
Sproink exclaims, "Ha!"
Aessa folds her arms at the waist.
Jaysehn glances at you.
Prion grins at Glatt.
Speaking quietly to you, Thraxz says, "The stretch marks threw me off."
Jaysehn smiles at you.
You smile at Jaysehn.
Sproink exclaims, "Well this is excellent!"
Glatt bows to Prion.
Thraxz sighs.
Sproink exclaims, "Jaysehn is next!"
Ombrey deeply says, "We don't have time to list all your faults, some of us have to sleep sometime this week."
Jolena coughs.
Sweeping his arm outward, Prion bows low in a grand fashion before Glatt.
Kalzanin chuckles.
You clear your throat.
Jolena giggles at Thraxz!
Jaysehn says, "Well....let me just say that none of you ill favored scoundrels could ever sully my name."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Jersea says, "Get a wider brimmed hat, we can still see your face."
Sproink exclaims, "Let's hear it!"
Jaysehn nods.
Jaysehn folds his hands behind his back.
Misun nods to Glatt in greeting..
Speaking to Jaysehn, Vender says, "You're so ugly you almost look like your mother."
Speaking loudly to Jaysehn, you say, "You slept with Jesae."
Jaysehn glances at you.
Jolena laughs at you!
You fold your hands behind your back, waiting patiently.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Auntia says, "Frankly, I'd rather kiss Sproink."
Stunseed blinks.
Thraxz laughs at you!
Jaysehn accepts Azaton's Dragonsdraught ale.
Aessa gasps.
Sameera grins at you.
Lazarwolf quietly says, "Hot."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Azaton says, "Drink this, it makes you bearable."
Sproink starts chuckling at you!
Stunseed points at you.
Prion says, "I thought all sylphs slender, it really must be the human blood."
Stunseed says, "Winner."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Belnia says, "You wear your hair up like Michiko."
Sproink falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Thraxz throws back his head and roars with laughter!
Jolena falls over.
Jolena laughs!
Sproink rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Speaking to Jaysehn, Vivaldi says, "You're not really an elf, you're just a tall kobold with pointy ears, from the village."
Lazarwolf grunts shyly, averting his eyes.
Vivaldi shrugs.
Sproink rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Speaking to Jaysehn, Dragaeran says, "Of course we can't sully your name. You can't sully dirt."
Jolena rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Jolena stands up.
Prion says, "Oh, we are moving on, alright, let's see."
You give a quick nod and tip your hat.
With a sudden flash of insight, you realize you now understand more of what you have experienced.....
Vivaldi says, "She's easier."
Aessa softly says, "That hat is ridiculous."
Vivaldi grunts.
Aessa nods to Jaysehn.
Jolena whispers, "Oh sister dear, that was amazing."
Vivaldi points at you.
Vivaldi yawns.
Vivaldi sits down.
Auntia grunts, amused.
Jolena chuckles to herself.
Jaysehn exclaims, "Oh my...did you lot manage to string together a coherent thought!? How very good for you all!"
Speaking to Sproink, Azaton asks, "Does poisoning someone count as hate?"
Jaysehn says, "Put you all together and you may have half a brain."
Speaking pointedly to Jaysehn, Jolena says, "Michiko won in the first minute."
You quietly whisper to Jolena, "He deserves it."
Jaysehn glances at you.
Speaking to Azaton, Sproink says, "It's a form of expressing hate."
Jaysehn scowls.
Sproink says, "It's a start."
Azaton nods.
Jaysehn offers Azaton a flagon of Dragonsdraught ale.
You gaze in amusement at Jaysehn.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Azaton exclaims, "Well drink up!"
Azaton declines Jaysehn's offer.
Jaysehn glances at Azaton.
Speaking quietly to Jaysehn, Thraxz says, "You know, if I didn't know any better I'd have thought your got your own special session with Sproink earlier... you've been walking funny of late."
Azaton whistles tunelessly to himself.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Jersea says, "With half a brain, we'd all be doing better than you."
Jaysehn carefully places a flagon of Dragonsdraught ale on the floor.
Lazarwolf says, "This is the greatest, most beautiful get-together ever."
Sproink says, "That was certainly one of the better hatings."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Dragaeran says, "When you die, the average intelligence of this planet will actually go up."
Speaking deeply to Jaysehn, Ombrey says, "Perhaps Plur will allow you to borrow his diaper.. at least then you'd smell better then you do."
Lazarwolf smiles wistfully.
Sproink asks, "Anyone have any more?"
Jolena groans at Thraxz.
Jolena says, "Michiko's was the best."
Jolena says, "Hands down."
Lazarwolf nods.
Jolena chuckles.
Cristalia nods.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Azaton says, "Like I'd really poison some ale..."
Jaysehn exclaims, "Oh! Do go on!"
Cristalia says, "Can't top that, really."
Speaking to Jolena, Prion says, "You are biased."
Aessa softly says, "I'm not good at this..."
Jaysehn says, "I rather like it when the rabble gets surly."
Sproink looks thoughtfully at Aessa.
Jaysehn says, "Its like watching ants crawl over each other to get out of thier nest."
Aessa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
Lazarwolf perspires delicately.
Speaking to Prion, Jolena says, "Hardly. It was a great insult."
Speaking to Aessa, Sproink says, "Okay, pick something about him that is stupid."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Cristalia asks, "Do you laugh like a girl, or just dress like one?"
Speaking to Aessa, Prion says, "There is alot to choose from."
Aessa softly asks, "Besides the hat?"
Speaking to Jaysehn, Glatt says, "Always thought you inteligent, then we spoke."
Sproink says, "His sash, for example."
Speaking to Aessa, Vivaldi says, "Make fun of his clothes."
Speaking to Cristalia, Jolena says, "Oh he laughs like a girl. I've heard it."
Speaking to Cristalia, you say, "You should hear him giggle."
Glatt smiles at Jaysehn.
Sproink asks, "Because who the hell wears a sash?"
You point at Jolena.
You nod.
Cristalia grins.
Prion says, "Or his pony-tail."
Teegan chuckles.
Speaking to Sproink, Azaton says, "Girls..."
Cristalia says, "Two for two then."
Speaking to Cristalia, Jolena says, "He also thinks he's a pixie at times."
Sproink says, "Then point out how stupid it is."
Speaking to Sproink, Vivaldi asks, "A guy too worried about his looks?"
Speaking quietly to Sproink, Thraxz says, "I gravitate to his head when thinking stupid."
Jaysehn chuckles.
Sproink nods to Aessa.
Thraxz scratches his head.
Speaking to Jolena, Cristalia says, "Interesting..."
Sproink says, "So we'll try something very basic."
Lazarwolf says, "Sashes..."
Lazarwolf shrugs.
Speaking to Cristalia, Jolena says, "And when he dances, he leads with his left pinky toe. You think about that."
Lazarwolf grunts in ennui.
Azaton asks, "His crooked chin?"
Speaking to Aessa, Sproink says, "Tell him, "Your sash is stupid. And also you smell."."
Vivaldi idly picks his teeth with his wooden toothpick.
Jaysehn says, "Incredibly tragic, that so much sweat and effort went into birthing such a miserable troop as this."
Cristalia starts chortling.
Jolena taps Jaysehn lightly on his shoulder.
Speaking softly to Jaysehn, Aessa says, "Your sash is stupid, and you also smell."
Speaking to Aessa, Vivaldi says, "Tell him his crosseyed, colorblind mom dresses him."
Jolena snickers.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Vender says, "He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory."
Nelek says, "He can't stop buying womens clothing long enough to save up for that final operation."
Sproink turns to Aessa and cheers!
Jolena giggles to herself.
Aessa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
Alifair begins chuckling at Aessa!
Speaking quietly to Jaysehn, Thraxz says, "From the looks of things... all from Michiko."
Radamanthys says, "I clap my hands when I see you. Clap them over my eyes."
You gaze in amusement at Vender.
Sproink says, "Now keep doing something like that."
Kalzanin grins at Aessa.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Prion says, "We all know you that the reason you came to this continent is because you were banished from home for your fashion sense."
You casually glance at Thraxz.
Prion appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Sproink says, "With practice, your insults will be like paint upon canvas."
Thraxz quietly says, "Oh wait... its YOUR turn."
You giggle.
You clasp a hand over your mouth.
Thraxz slaps himself on the forehead.
Kalzanin says, "Now say, if you were a man that sash would make you look like a girl."
Vivaldi says, "An ugly canvas."
Sproink says, "Hopefully it's not a handicapped kobold holding the brush."
Nilandia grins at Azaton.
Speaking to Sproink, Jaysehn says, "They just need a proper villain."
Aessa ponders.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Sproink says, "Let's get this done, then."
Sproink seems to be waiting for something.
Jaysehn says, "Of course, when you deal with the best of the gutter...its all really bunk anyway."
Jaysehn nods.
Jaysehn offers Sproink a faded hide longcoat.
Sproink accepts Jaysehn's hide longcoat.
Aessa softly asks, "Did...uhm...did gnome dress you?"
Aessa softly says, "Oh no, wait."
Aessa ponders.
Thraxz sighs.
Speaking to Aessa, Prion says, "His mother."
Prion nods to Aessa.
Glatt smiles at Aessa.
Thraxz looks over at Aessa and shakes his head.
Aessa giggles.
Jaysehn says, "I rather like my mother."
Jaysehn nods.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Sproink asks, "Is this for you?"
Jaysehn nods to Sproink.
Jaysehn says, "It is."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Jolena says, "So did many, I hear."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Prion says, "You must to allow her to dress you."
Thraxz begins chuckling at Jolena!
Sproink says, "Question number two."
Speaking to Jaysehn, Kalzanin says, "So has everyone else."
Misun glances at Jolena.
Jolena examines her fingernails.
Misun winces.
Speaking to you, Sproink asks, "Are you actually female?"
Speaking to Jaysehn, Vivaldi asks, "Town wheel, eh?"
You nod to Sproink.
Teegan chuckles.
You ask, "Why?"
You act puzzled.
Sproink says, "Question three."
Thraxz chuckles.
Prion asks, "Whom are we supposed to be insulting here again?"
Sproink asks, "Are the two of you actually together or is it a clever facade?"
You casually glance at Sproink.
Misun looks thoughtfully at Sproink.
Speaking to Prion, Nelek says, "It's a free for all."
Jaysehn says, "Oh, its for show."
Speaking to Sproink, Vivaldi says, "It's a coverup."
Jaysehn says, "She's into roltons and I like trolls."
Sproink says, "Oh, okay."
You nod.
Aessa softly asks, "Did you let a band of uhm kobolds pick out your clothes...or did you do that on your own?"
Jaysehn nods.
Sproink nods.
Nelek says, "Kind of like Jaysehns rear... free.. for... all."
Aessa beams!
Sproink says, "That explains the design, then."
Thraxz quietly says, "It would appear that one is a growth from the other."
Misun glances at Nelek.
Aessa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
Jolena coughs.
Speaking to Sproink, Prion asks, "There is no accounting for taste, but that works both ways does it not?"
Misun shakes her head, totally at a loss.
Speaking to Jaysehn, you say, "Gaks, actually."
Glatt shakes his head.
Speaking softly to Jaysehn, Aessa says, "I'm sorry."
You fold your hands behind your back, waiting patiently.
Jaysehn nods to you.
Jaysehn smiles quietly to himself.
Prion rests a gentle hand on Aessa's arm.
Aessa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
Jaysehn smiles at Nilandia.
Jaysehn nods.
Lazarwolf grunts and nods.
Nilandia winks at Jaysehn.
Jaysehn says, "I rather enjoyed that."
Aessa shuffles her feet.
Jaysehn says, "Better to be hated than forgotten."
Jaysehn nods.
Prion stares at Glatt.
Syaoryn stops singing.
You glance at Jaysehn.
Glatt cocks his head at Prion.
Aessa hesitantly asks, "Keep telling yourself that?"
Kalzanin says, "You're elegible for both."
Sproink taps a collared ashen bourde longcoat with a faenor buttoned split-tail, which is in his right hand.
Speaking to Jaysehn, Prion says, "Then you shall be forever etched in our memory."
Jaysehn says, "And yes, I dye eahnor. All you elves can just go and take it."
Speaking to Prion, Glatt says, "Honor requires it lord."
Aessa sighs.
Jolena coughs.
Jolena glances at Jaysehn.
Sproink offers Jaysehn a collared ashen bourde longcoat with a faenor buttoned split-tail.
Jolena chuckles to herself.
You glance at Jaysehn.
You shake your head.
Sproink asks, "Take.. it?"
Jaysehn accepts Sproink's ashen bourde longcoat.
Jaysehn bows to Sproink.
Sproink says, "No, nevermind."
Sproink says, "I'd rather not know."
You try hard not to grin.

[thefarmer]

Speaking to you, Vivaldi says, "You have no hips."

[Hips]

Anyone with eyes knows differently!

[radamanthys]

That was fun, heh.

[thefarmer]

Lord Coinner just came crawling in.

Coinner asks, "Any healing please?"

Abelio nods to Coinner.

You see Lord Coinner Silvergrabber the Pickpocket.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be past his prime. He has hazel eyes and fair skin. He has short, straight sandy blonde hair.
He has a completely severed left arm, a completely severed right leg, a completely severed left leg, and a completely severed right arm.
He is bleeding from the right arm, from the left leg, from the right leg, and from the left arm.
He has a bone bolt fletched with dull black feathers stuck in his head.

[CrystalTears]

At least he was crawling and not walking. :D

[Blud]

Bad night hunting? :)

[Khariz]

(Rlen takes a wooden probe from his boot.)
s>
Having found a trap on the chest, Rlen begins to attempt to disarm it...

Rlen appears pleased.

s>
(Rlen put a wooden probe in his boot.)

[Drakam]

he has all sorts of acts for lockpicking. I personally think its a nice touch

[Khariz]

he has all sorts of acts for lockpicking. I personally think its a nice touch

Yeah, I made sure to post it here instead of in the Bad Roleplaying thread. I didn't find it offensive, I just thought it was Amusing.

[Xiandrena]

You glance at a Grimswarm giant soldier.
>
You say, "Ut oh."
>
A tall kobold swings a closed fist at a Grimswarm giant soldier!
The giant soldier skillfully dodges the attack!
>
A Grimswarm giant soldier heads east.
>
A tall kobold laughs.
>
You giggle.
>
A tall kobold says, "I scareded its."

[CrystalTears]

:lol:

[Celephais]

Tall Kobold is Taaaaaallllllllll
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/TallKob.jpg

[diethx]

rofl

[thefarmer]

Ramana pulls aside her backpack and shows Remana a tattoo of a bowed empath transferring the wounds off of an injured man.

Maybe not quite amusing, but it is something..

[Asha]

Not good, not bad, not interesting RP.

[Praefection]

I hate being bored.

You drop a pouting wool toy puppy.
>tell cat get pup
The black cat carefully picks up a pouting wool toy puppy in her mouth.

Leviathoar says, "Anyone able to cast strength on me? I can cast mobiles in return...Please."
You ask, "How well can you beg?"
Leviathoar begs.
You say, "You're not groveling."
Leviathoar begins to grovel with a desperate look on his face!

Leviathoar smiles as he quickly tokes his glaes hemp pipe

[Elvenlady]

A rolton tries to bite you!
You evade the attack with ease!
R>
A kobold points at you and yells, "Mine! Chasin!"
R>
A kobold swings a short sword at you!
With blinding speed, you dodge the attack!

[Sweets]

A rolton tries to bite you!
You evade the attack with ease!
R>
A kobold points at you and yells, "Mine! Chasin!"
R>
A kobold swings a short sword at you!
With blinding speed, you dodge the attack!

:lol:

[iJin]

Dwilam heartily asks, "Anyone hunting the bog today?"
s>
Aganii gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
s>
Dwilam heartily says, "I know."
s>
Solarbie begins to look better as the cuts on her abdomen close and the bruises fade.
s>
[Ohno]-(Notice): "Moderator Glanvis has left the channel."
s>
Aganii gestures at Dwilam.
A deep blue glow surrounds Dwilam.
s>
Bogg says, "I certainly hope I am not being hunted. ."
s>
Aganii gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
s>
Bogg chuckles.

[LadyLaphrael]

Ylandra says, "Cover yer ears, folks."

Draccor cringes.

Draccor shrieks!

Kalliades just arrived.

Ylandra yells, "Wake up Valadymine!"

Orslyk just arrived.

You cover your ears.

Draccor strides away moving out.

Ylandra inhales deeply, and grinning widely brings her whistle to her lips and lets out a loud 'Tweeeeeet'.

Ylandra strikes her vaalin-edged gong with its small mallet, and it rings with an echoing *GONNNNGGG!!!*.

Ylandra inhales deeply, and grinning widely brings her whistle to her lips and lets out a loud 'Tweeeeeet'.

Ylandra strikes her vaalin-edged gong with its small mallet, and it rings with an echoing *GONNNNGGG!!!*.

Ylandra inhales deeply, and grinning widely brings her whistle to her lips and lets out a loud 'Tweeeeeet'.

Ylandra strikes her vaalin-edged gong with its small mallet, and it rings with an echoing *GONNNNGGG!!!*.

Ylandra madly shakes her silver and gold bells back and forth, making a cacophony that could possibly wake the dead, then grins sheepishly and quiets the bells quickly.

Ylandra madly shakes her silver and gold bells back and forth, making a cacophony that could possibly wake the dead, then grins sheepishly and quiets the bells quickly.

Ylandra madly shakes her silver and gold bells back and forth, making a cacophony that could possibly wake the dead, then grins sheepishly and quiets the bells quickly.

Ylandra madly shakes her silver and gold bells back and forth, making a cacophony that could possibly wake the dead, then grins sheepishly and quiets the bells quickly.

Orslyk grabs Darkdelon's body and drags it out.

Ylandra raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Ylandra gestures at Valadymine.
A gigantic burst of magic explodes over the head of Ylandra. She reels from the backwash of pure spiritual energy!



It was annoying up until the spiritual backwash. Then it became funny.

[thefarmer]

Leff [Merchant]: "Selling a 1x mattock with +8 enhancive to mana recovery.. Bard value sings at 650k.. MB 1 coin CB 10k to Katry."

Who said Tsin doesn't sell for cheap?

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

It's a mana recovery mattock... Pretty much useless. Swinging wizards want a better two hander, and no tried and true mattock swingers really need mana recov, unless I suppose they're abusing Sunfist. At any rate, back to the amusement!

You cover your green-eyed kitten with kisses.
Your green-eyed kitten braces its back legs against the crook of your arm and stretches up to touch its nose to yours.

[iJin]

Pretty kitty. <3

[LadyLaphrael]

If its actions had been timed any better in response to my taunts, I would've sworn someone was controlling it. This is while picking at the Hearthstone steps earlier:

Using the metal grips from your locksmith's kit, you manage to reach in and grasp the post of the metal hammer, and bend the weak metal out of striking range of the vial.

Having rendered the hammer harmless, you carefully remove a thick glass vial filled with murky red liquid from the tanik strongbox.
Roundtime: 13 sec.

A rolton trots in!

Speaking to a rolton, you say, "Step back."

A rolton bleats as he slowly backs away.

You stare at a rolton.

Sereg smirks.

You nod to the rolton.

You put a thick glass vial filled with murky red liquid in your suede lockpick pouch.

Speaking to a rolton, you say, "Go on."

A rolton trots south.

Sereg smiles.

Speaking to you, Sereg says, "Impressive rolton wrangling skills."

Sereg says, "You could be a shepard."

Speaking to Sereg, you say, "I've been practicing."

You remove a flame red invar lockpick inset with a fire opal from in your suede lockpick pouch.

You settle into the difficult task of picking the lock.
You make a good attempt (d100=75).
You struggle with the strongbox. As you do, you get a sense that the strongbox has a very well-crafted lock (-625 thief-lingo difficulty ranking). Then...CLICK! It opens!
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You put a flame red invar lockpick inset with a fire opal in your suede lockpick pouch.

You offer your tanik strongbox to Sereg, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Sereg has accepted your offer and is now holding an iron-bound tanik strongbox.

Sereg just opened an iron-bound tanik strongbox.

Sereg gathers the remaining coins from inside his tanik strongbox.

A rolton trots in!

Speaking to a rolton, you ask, "What did I say?"

A rolton trots south.

You glance southward.

Sereg grins.

Speaking to you, Sereg says, "Looks like you have an animal companion."

A rolton trots in!

Sereg grins.

Speaking to a rolton, you say, "I thought I told you..."

You stand back up.

You turn to face a rolton.

A rolton trots south.

Sereg chuckles.

Time drags on by...
Roundtime: 2 sec.

Sereg smirks.

A rolton trots in!

Sereg says, "Now you have done it."

Sereg grins.

Speaking to a rolton, you say, "One more time, and you'll get it in the lambchops."

A rolton trots south.

Speaking to you, Sereg says, "Well, thanks again for your assistance."

Speaking to Sereg, you say, "S'no problem at all."

Sereg smiles.

You peer south and see ...

[A Quiet Path]
A stray breeze trails through from the north, carrying with it the scent of lavender and, oddly, grilled rolton. Though many might ponder this strange combination of fragrances, the truly remarkable aspect of this quiet path lies in the regal beauty of the ancient trees whose branches reach out overhead, offering welcome to all who pass. You also see a roped-off clearing and a grey stone walkway.
Obvious paths: north, south

Sereg slowly empties his lungs.

You glance southward.

You say, "Ah, he finally left."

Sereg grins.

Sereg says, "Waiting in ambush."

Sereg grins wickedly.

Sereg says, "To lick you to death."

You kneel down.

You dust off some tall white leather knee boots with thin buckled straps.

You stand back up.

A rolton trots in!

[Roll result: 174 (open d100: 23) Penalties: 27]
You kick at a rolton's groin and connect! The rolton winces in agony!
...19 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Sereg cringes.

Speaking to a rolton, you exclaim, "I told you!"

You wave a hand at the rolton, shooing it off.

A rolton tries to bite you!
AS: +16 vs DS: +107 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +45 = -7
A clean miss.

Speaking to you, Sereg says, "You seem to know your way around a rolton's groin a bit too well.."

Speaking to a rolton, you say, "Oh, that's it."

[Roll result: 219 (open d100: 58) Penalties: 27]
You kick at a rolton's groin and connect! The rolton winces in agony!
...20 damage!
The rolton collapses to the ground, emits a final bleat, and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Sereg looks like he was about to say something to you, but he hesitates, obviously having changed his mind.

[Nilandia]

:rofl:

Awesome!

Gretchen

[thefarmer]

For some reason that reminds me of Juspera and her "Charl's Balls!" exclamations.

[LadyLaphrael]

I'm entirely convinced that cman gkick solely exists for female rogues as an extra RP tool.

[Some Rogue]

Ha, a nice conversation going on in Vaalor, with some good racial undertones and then this happens..

A black-billed nightingale whistles a haunting melody as a faint scent of jasmine wafts in on the night breeze.
>
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!


Poor bird, can't even sing a song.

[Sylvan Dreams]

I'm entirely convinced that cman gkick solely exists for female rogues as an extra RP tool.

All female characters should automatically get 5 ranks of groin kick.

[iJin]

ROFL

Fucking great.

[thefarmer]

>
Anta just went south.
>prep web
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
>
You gesture.
The web glistens with an eerie light all along its surface. It appears rejuvenated.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l
>
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a golden-eyed cinereous grey fox, a large burning web, a banded sardonyx stone, a speckled owl that is flying around, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Lord Darckwizard, Draacon who is sitting
Obvious paths: south
>whistle
You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.
>
Darckwizard points at a large burning web.
>
The voice of Albacora says, "Whats that do."
>
A golden-eyed cinereous grey fox scrambles out of sight.
>
The voice of Albacora says, "Touch it."
>
Darckwizard says, "I made it better."

A few minutes later..

>think
You rub your chin thoughtfully.
>web web
Voodoo 'web web' to 'PREPARE 118', 'CAST AT web'.
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at a large burning web.
The web glistens with an eerie light all along its surface. It appears rejuvenated.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Blindly moving forward, Albacora gets too close to the rippling, sticky web!
Dozens of silk threads spin into action, ensnaring Albacora!
Albacora is overcome by the heat of the burning web!
... 25 points of damage!
Flames burn hole in chest exposing ribs!
She is stunned!
The webbing around Albacora catches fire!
... 35 points of damage!
Right leg horribly scorched. Won't be usable for weeks.
Albacora screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled right leg!
>
Darckwizard laughs!
>snicker
You snicker.
>l
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a big burning web, a banded sardonyx stone, a speckled owl that is flying around, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: a stunned Albacora who is lying down, Lord Darckwizard
Obvious paths: south
>prepare 108
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Stun Relief spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast alba
You gesture at Albacora.
The glazed look leaves Albacora.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Toranna just bit the dust!
>l
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a big burning web, a banded sardonyx stone, a speckled owl that is flying around, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Albacora who is lying down, Lord Darckwizard
Obvious paths: south
>
Albacora struggles to stand, but fails.
>'That's what it does
>
You say, "That's what it does."
>
Albacora giggles.
>pull alba
You pull Albacora to her feet.
>web web
Voodoo 'web web' to 'PREPARE 118', 'CAST AT web'.
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at a big burning web.
The web glistens with an eerie light all along its surface before shuddering and growing in size.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Albacora says, "F."
>
Albacora just went south.
>
Darckwizard says, "G."
>snicker
You snicker

[JennC]

Albacora steals from empaths. She deserved this. Thanx.

[thefarmer]

Albacora steals from empaths. She deserved this. Thanx.

Empaths aren't special.

[Sylph]

Empaths aren't special.

Hah! Quite a few of them feel different about that... Of this? I am positive.

[ViridianAsp]

Empaths aren't special.


My rogue used to steal from empaths all the time, she even got cocky enough to try and steal from Nindy on Teras...that ended badly.

[Some Rogue]

A Grimswarm orc elementalist begins tearing open Thunkon's torso, ripping out internal organs and devoring them greedily!

The orc elementalist falls to the ground and dies.
A Grimswarm orc elementalist seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc elementalist.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc elementalist.

You laugh, the sepulchral sound echoing through the room.

You say, "Eatin dwarf is bad for your health."

[Fallen]

Hah. That doesn't belong in this thread, as that is awesome.

[Blud]

A Grimswarm orc elementalist begins tearing open Thunkon's torso, ripping out internal organs and devoring them greedily!

The orc elementalist falls to the ground and dies.
A Grimswarm orc elementalist seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc elementalist.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc elementalist.

You laugh, the sepulchral sound echoing through the room.

You say, "Eatin dwarf is bad for your health."

So that's what you meant when you said that the other night in VC about a Grim eating Thunkon and dieing. :rofl:

You were serious??

[Some Rogue]

So that's what you meant when you said that the other night in VC about a Grim eating Thunkon and dieing. :rofl:

You were serious??

LOL, yep. I'm still cracking up over that.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

s>
Kysari [Merchant]: "How can one tell if a claid is old school?"

[Blud]

Ain't fanged goblins cute?

A fanged goblin takes a big windup with her spear and swings it at you. The force of the swing is too much and the goblin's grimy fingers slip off the spear sending it flying southeast.
The goblin yells, "Soorry!"
>
You feel less drained.
>
A fanged goblin snatches up a handaxe!
A fanged goblin says, "Woohoo, noo stoof!" and dances around the area.

[Asha]

Ain't fanged goblins cute?

A fanged goblin takes a big windup with her spear and swings it at you. The force of the swing is too much and the goblin's grimy fingers slip off the spear sending it flying southeast.
The goblin yells, "Soorry!"
>
You feel less drained.
>
A fanged goblin snatches up a handaxe!
A fanged goblin says, "Woohoo, noo stoof!" and dances around the area.

Awww, bloodburst.. no nightmare.. oh God ALL!!!!

[Blud]

I like go there every once in a while and just abuse the shit out of them. :)

[Raffles]

>
Suddenly, Ible appears in the room holding onto a ring he has just placed on his finger.
>

* Ible drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Ible.
The air calms down around Ible.
The light blue glow leaves Ible.
A subtle light fades from Ible's eyes.
The powerful look leaves Ible.
The deep blue glow leaves Ible.
Ible seems hesitant.
The dim aura fades from around Ible.
>
* Ible just bit the dust!
>
The ghostly voice of Ible says, "Timming is everything."

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Albacora steals from empaths. She deserved this. Thanx.

I steal from anyone, including empaths.

I get caught a lot though, but that's kind of intended. How else would you create roleplay and interaction with a conflict bent?

[Abyran'sa]

Don't know if this one has been done before, but I got a chucke out of it.


You put your head to the ground and peer intently in all directions, looking for any sign of the heirloom.
You spy a zircon-inset steel bracer, which looks like the heirloom that you are searching for!
Roundtime: 10 sec.
KR>'ah ha!
You exclaim, "Ah ha!"
KR>l bra
Engraved across the back of the steel bracer are the initials MY.
KR>
The finger-like protrusions atop the abyran'sa's head move about furiously as it stares dangerously.
KR>'MY bracer!
You exclaim, "MY bracer!"

Sereg's puppeteer

[Asha]

Rofl

[LadyLaphrael]

Just another day in Wyneb...

Speaking to a depressed floor stone, you say, "Don't feel bad."

[Sylvan Dreams]

You glance down to see an opal-inset platinum ring in your right hand and a veniom-bound rolaren tower shield in your left hand.
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
J>l ring
Engraved across the back of the platinum ring are the initials PP.

[Celephais]

My best find so far:

You glance down to see a carved malachite circlet in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.
>l circlet
Engraved across the back of the malachite circlet are the initials BK.

[Drisco]

Marcellette's group just arrived.
>
Marcellette asks, "Anyone heal my head please?"
>
--- Lich: 'healbot' tried to stop 'empheal', but it isn't running!
[healbot: Marcellette]
[healbot: 1]
[healbot]>nod Marcellette
You nod to Marcellette.
>
--- Lich: heal active.
[heal]>appraise Marcellette
You take a quick appraisal of Marcellette and find that she has minor bruises about the head.
She has old battle scars on her right arm, old battle scars on her right leg, and old battle scars on her left hand.
[heal]>transfer Marcellette head
>
[heal]>transfer Marcellette
You meditate over Marcellette.
Marcellette's head damage is transferred to you.
>
You meditate over Marcellette.
Nothing happens. Marcellette appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.
>
Marcellette is fully healed.
--- Lich: heal finished.
Moogoo rolls his eyes.
>
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Head Repair...
Your spell is ready.
You concentrate.
Your head feels better.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
R>
Marcellette says, "Ut oh."

Marcellette asks, "Heals?"
>
--- Lich: 'healbot' tried to stop 'empheal', but it isn't running!
[healbot: Marcellette]
[healbot: 1]
[healbot]>nod Marcellette
You nod to Marcellette.
>
--- Lich: heal active.
[heal]>appraise Marcellette
You take a quick appraisal of Marcellette and find that she has no apparent wounds.
[heal]>transfer Marcellette
She has old battle scars on her right arm, old battle scars on her right leg, and old battle scars on her left hand.
>
Alatarion's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
The mirror images surrounding Alatarion undulate and grow stronger.
Alatarion renews his songs.
>
You meditate over Marcellette.
Nothing happens. Marcellette appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.
>
Marcellette is fully healed.
--- Lich: heal finished.
Moogoo smirks at Marcellette.
>
Owain chuckles.
>;kill
--- Lich: healbot stopped.
Marcellette exclaims, "Someone drag him outside!"

Eldrec smiles at Silversoft.

Speaking in Guildspeak, Owain says, "He is actually there."

Marcellette says, "Ridiculous."

Owain says, "He is actually there."

Marcellette says, "Still."

You now regard Marcellette with a cold demeanor.

Owain says, "Even if he smells like wet rolton."

Using the back of your hand, you give Marcellette a stinging slap across her face!

Marcellette says, "I dont care."

Owain removes a peanut from in a large sack.

In an elegant display of showmanship, Alatarion ends his melody with a flourish, sweeping his flute grandly.

Eldrec utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...

Marcellette asks, "Excuse me?"

Moogoo slowly empties his lungs.

With a casual flick of the wrist, Owain sends his peanut into flight, striking Brighde in the back of the head!

Owain gazes up into the heavens.

Eldrec tried to drag you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.

You ask, "Oh did you not hear the first time?"

Using the back of your hand, you give Marcellette a stinging slap across her face!

You ask, "Get it now?"

Owain says, "Oh, this is going to be interesting...someone get me some popcorn."

You laugh at Owain!

Speaking in Guildspeak to you, Moogoo asks, "She disagrees with your practices and you see fit to assault her?"

Speaking to you, Marcellette says, "You will regret that later."

Moogoo snorts.

You laugh at Marcellette!

Moogoo says, "Pathetic."

Marcellette says, "Better watch your back."

Marcellette chuckles.

You say, "You make me shiver dear."

Marcellette says, "Oh not me giant."

Marcellette says, "Disgusting."

Speaking in Guildspeak, you say, "Need to spice up life sometimes."




Heh just thought it was the funniest thing ever. TSC just gets so boring sometimes. My favourite is at the end where she threatens me and tells me that someone else is going to kill me. Not her because..... just someone else :)

Then her and her.. Bf? Just sit in the TSC waiting for me to leave.. and Eldrec keeps casting offensive spells.. I don't think he knows that you can't cast them in a sanct, someone should tell him.

[Miss Ismurii]

Yeah that's pretty obnoxious. And then Moogoo tired to help her out and looks like an idiot himself when she was being a dumb whore

[Drunken Durfin]

Wow, I might have to start using healbot with my empath. Never really looked at how it worked.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Bandaor rummages through some reinforced black leather pants but it's clear he hasn't a clue if what he is looking for is there.

[Stunseed]

Speaking to Sahreet, Tayre says, "I hope we can keep our hands out of people's pants for tonight."

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Speaking to Sahreet, Tayre says, "I hope we can keep our hands out of people's pants for tonight."

L.M.A.O.




















































That is all. +1

[Stunseed]

Why Tayre rocks.

Speaking amusedly to Michiko, you say, "I already mentioned the bell-shoes."
You preen.
Michiko exclaims, "Oh, I loved those shoes!"
Speaking to Michiko, Tayre says, "Any pants I wear are pansy pants."
Michiko says, "You always knew when he was coming."
Michiko grins.
Michiko says, "Err..."
You cackle!
Speaking to Michiko, Tayre says, "You still do."
Michiko blushes a bright pink to the tops of her ears.
Tayre smirks.
Speaking to Misun, Jaysehn asks, "Do you hear, my Lady?"
Lethra glances at Michiko.
Lethra laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement.
Michiko mutters, "That's... not what I meant."
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Tayre, "SCORE."

[Blud]

Bandaor rummages through some reinforced black leather pants but it's clear he hasn't a clue if what he is looking for is there.

LMAO.

I'm reminded of the time my wife started digging around in my pockets.

I said to her, "I don't know what your looking for, but it's a little to the left."

[Drisco]

Wow, I might have to start using healbot with my empath. Never really looked at how it worked.

Heh it isn't a script that comes with lich. Ya got to make one that utilizes lich's scripts.

[Blushy]

I'll send you mine, Durfin, if you want it.

[Stunseed]

As the Archmage....

The guardsman says, "Ah, so you're from the Adventurer's Guild? Yes, we do have a task for you. We've noted a troubling increase in lesser construct activity in Old Ta'Faendryl. We'd like you to cull their numbers a bit for us. Killing 9 of them should do nicely. Report back to me when you are done."
J>
You laugh at a city guardsman!

[LadyLaphrael]

One too many hugs led me to fix my demeanor settings tonight. But, since I don't want some folks to feel bad...

>demeanor warm Savant
>
What were you referring to?

>demeanor warm Monk
You now regard monks with a warm demeanor.

[Allereli]

One too many hugs led me to fix my demeanor settings tonight.

just do what i do and take their arms off

[Blud]

Lady Tillany just came through a weathered mistwood door.
>
Tillany raises her wildflower bouquet skyward!
>
Tillany chuckles.
>
Breykhare laughs!
>
Tillany skips around in a happy little circle.
>
Tillany drops a small wildflower bouquet.
>'I don't get tit
You quietly say, "I don't get tit."
>
A crier strides past, ringing a bell and announcing, "Telsas is currently available to help any adventurers in their search for answers at Silverwood Manor. Turn your footsteps in that direction if you seek knowledge!"
(Please select DIR SILVERWOOD to find your way there.)

>
Tillany blinks.
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>'It
You quietly say, "It."
>
Tillany laughs at you!
>
Breykhare says, "I beg your pardon."
>
Tillany grins at you.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>
Breykhare says, "Thats sad..I have two."
>
Breykhare laughs!
>'IT...IT!
You quietly exclaim, "IT...IT!"
>
Tillany softly exclaims, "Well you certainly won't get any with THAT kinda language!"
>
Tillany grins.
>
Tillany laughs at Breykhare!
>
Breykhare laughs!
>
Tillany softly says, "I heard you have three..."
>laugh breyk
You laugh at Breykhare!

[Xeromist]

Oh, Foxs..

You stare at nothing in particular.
>
You hear someone laugh.
>
The voice of Foxs softly asks, "Don't you know who I am?"
>drool
You drool.
>"The juggernaut?
You ask, "The juggernaut?"
>
The voice of Foxs softly says, "Have to not know or just be crazy."
>
Ganimead chuckles.
>
Ganimead leans against a large wastebasket.
>act evades a would-be lightning bolt for that one.
(Xeromist evades a would-be lightning bolt for that one.)
>cough
You cough.

[LadyLaphrael]

The voice of Foxs softly asks, "Don't you know who I am?"
>drool
You drool.
>"The juggernaut?
You ask, "The juggernaut?"


Oh no! Charles, get out mah head!

[Xiandrena]

Foxs removes a glittering gold ring from in her elven tunic.
>
Foxs attempts to cram a glittering gold ring into the slot on her wide silver armband, and looks fairly ridiculous while doing so.
>l
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a blanket of snow and a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Kobane who is sitting, Sylarath, Lady Foxs, Mithirander, Stimbal who is sitting, Niqk
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Lady Olamena just arrived.
>
Sensou just arrived.
>
Lady Olamena just went east.
>
Speaking softly in Elven to her gold ring, Foxs says, "Interesting, this one won't fit and cost 13 at the pawnshop."
>
Sensou just went east.
>
Sensou just arrived.
>
The powerful look leaves Sensou.
>
Speaking curiously in Elven to her gold ring, Foxs says, "Neither have I. How curious indeed."
>
Foxs slides a glittering gold ring onto her finger.
>
Foxs rubs her chin thoughtfully.
>
Foxs rubs her gold ring.
In disgust and with a dismissive manner, Foxs speaks an incantation in an unknown language.
CS: +263 - TD: +156 + CvA: -8 + d100: +99 == +198
Warding failed!
Sensou freezes, overwhelmed by the strength of the holy incantation.
CS: +263 - TD: +366 + CvA: +14 + d100: +92 - -5 == +8
Warded off!
The invocation does not affect you.
CS: +263 - TD: +58 + CvA: +12 + d100: +13 - -5 == +235
Warding failed!
Kobane freezes, overwhelmed by the strength of the holy incantation.

A squeaky voice from the crowd echoes, "Endangering public safety! Endangering public safety! Someone call for the Halfling deputy!"

>
Foxs beams!
>
Speaking in Elven, Foxs softly says, "What the.."
>

The Halfling deputy meanders in, with a number of weapon-wielding deputies behind him.

With great ease, the Halfling deputy grabs Foxs and shackles her wrists.

"So there you are! I've been looking high and low for you!" the Halfling deputy cries out.
The Halfling deputy then drags her off.

>
Sensou recovers from his paralyzed state.
>
Kobane recovers from his paralyzed state.

[Martaigne]

Ahahahahahahahaha!

[CrystalTears]

:lol: Awesome.

[SayGoodbye]

The voice of Sorchia says, "Guess ill see if i cant get fisted again."
H>

[MotleyCrew]

The voice of Sorchia says, "Guess ill see if i cant get fisted again."
H>

Nothing new here, everyone makes jokes about this. I more lay these at the feet of the GM's who created the basement of Stronghold. Don't tell me they didn't know exactly what they were doing when they created 'getting fisted in the bowels.' :yes:

[Hips]

Raissong quietly says, "Elidath this is my bride to be Amberain."




HAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHAAHhahaahahasdghffgihh lollerskates x1000000!!

[CrystalTears]

That's painful! I think I heard the weeping of the baby Jesus.

[Liberi Fatali]

Favouritism alert. You're telling me this guy RANDOMLY gets picked after praying and beseeching? FIBS:

Tsin says, "The trick is to not want to win."
>
Roscha flushes slightly, some color reaching her cheeks.
>
Elidath struggles to get up but fails in the attempt.
>
Roscha pulls Elidath to his feet.
>
Tsin pulls on Elidath, trying to get him closer.
>
Bromlee smiles quietly to herself.
>
Elidath blinks.
>l tick
Femereff says, "Then you wouldnt waste the silver."
>
The raffle is for "One lucky winner will receive FIVE alterations!".
The tickets sell for 5000 silvers each.
The drawing will be in 1 minute for 1 winner.
>
Elidath kneels down and begins to recite prayers.
>
Elidath continues to beseech the gods for mercy and guidance.
>
Silverthorne says, "Never waste Silver."
>
Silverthorne preens.
>
Prolifik snickers.
>
Carnifin moves into a defensive stance, ready to fend off an attack.
>
A huckster begins to spin the ticket barrel. After a moment, he stops it and pulls out a ticket. He examines it for a moment then announces, "The winner is Elidath!"
The huckster dumps the remaining tickets out of the barrel and yells, "That's all folks!"
>
Michiko shows Roscha her eahnor ring.
>
Jillyiana snaps her fingers.

[halfling]

lol you gotta be kidding me... that would be one crazy ass coincidence.

[Celephais]

rofl, halfing bought that hook, line, sinker.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Vladyn exclaims, "Go vladyns!"
>
Vladyn bursts out in a resounding cheer!
>
Vladyn says, "Me is due for a wins."
>
You glance at Vladyn.
>l Vlad
You see Vladyn atra'Malus the Liberator.
He appears to be a Halfling.
....
>
You think to yourself, "Why do they have to all speak like the mentally retarded do?"
>
A huckster begins to spin the ticket barrel. After a moment, he stops it and pulls out a ticket. He examines it for a moment then announces, "The winner is Arulisse!"
The huckster dumps the remaining tickets out of the barrel and yells, "That's all folks!"


---

Mwahaha.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Evarin carefully inspects his leather pants.
J>
Speaking abruptly in Elven to his leather pants, Evarin says, "I wouldn't mind having these deepened."
J>'::Evarin feeling squished?
Speaking in Elven to Evarin, you ask, "Feeling squished?"
J>
Speaking in Elven to you, Evarin says, "I would like to be able to hold a rod in there."
J>laugh snort
Speaking in Elven, Evarin says, "For emergency purposes."
J>
You burst out in a sudden snort of laughter.

[Khariz]

Evarin carefully inspects his leather pants.
J>
Speaking abruptly in Elven to his leather pants, Evarin says, "I wouldn't mind having these deepened."
J>'::Evarin feeling squished?
Speaking in Elven to Evarin, you ask, "Feeling squished?"
J>
Speaking in Elven to you, Evarin says, "I would like to be able to hold a rod in there."
J>laugh snort
Speaking in Elven, Evarin says, "For emergency purposes."
J>
You burst out in a sudden snort of laughter.

:rofl:

[ViridianAsp]

Speaking to Linthral, Debia says, "He wasn't very useful. That thing in his pants turned out to be only a toy."


Best. Quote. Ever.

[Fallen]

That merchant was a lot of fun.

[Ilvane]

Yeah, it was. Now if only you had sashayed.

[Nilandia]

Shoulda shaken those hips, E. It would live in sigs forever!

Gretchen

[Praefection]

At the picking docks in Vaalor. After I saw them snoogling when my girl was invisible and said something about it.

(Telavin takes a hold of Laymia and kisses her passionately, opening his mouth to gently slip his tongue down her throat to give her payback in interest.)

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

...ouch. Just ouch.

[Sweets]

I walked in on Kestlar pulling her(Laymia) into his lap and telling her he couldn't hide his feelings for her any longer.

Chick gets around.

[CrystalTears]

Well her name does resemble "lay me".

[Martaigne]

I wonder how many textually transmitted diseases she has?

[Anferis]

400.
I make it a point to mention how many whores are in TV every time she's in the room.

[Stanley Burrell]

I wonder how many textually transmitted diseases she has?

Seven.

[Elvenlady]

Polveiss just opened a tattered wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss put a rune staff in his wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss just closed a tattered wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss just opened a tattered wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss removes an engraved steel coffer from in his wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss put an engraved steel coffer in the Polveiss disk.
s>
Polveiss just closed a tattered wizard's hat.

That's some hat!

[CrystalTears]

I'll accept a lot of stuff in a hat cause it's OMG A MAGICAL WIZARD HAT, but he's gotta have a headache now with that coffer. :D

[Misun]

Polveiss just opened a tattered wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss put a rune staff in his wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss just closed a tattered wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss just opened a tattered wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss removes an engraved steel coffer from in his wizard's hat.
s>
Polveiss put an engraved steel coffer in the Polveiss disk.
s>
Polveiss just closed a tattered wizard's hat.

That's some hat!

But did it have a lock on it? That's what I want to know.

[Fallen]

But did it have a lock on it? That's what I want to know.

Polveiss exclaims, "Holy Crap! Someone broke into my hat and stole all of my boxes!"

[Misun]

Polveiss exclaims, "Holy Crap! Someone broke into my hat and stole all of my boxes!"

Heh, seriously, there was a thing about putting locks on hats at the RR merchant doing locks not too long ago. A few people had it done, but not Michiko...she would never follow a fad. ;)

[Hips]

Heh, seriously, there was a thing about putting locks on hats at the RR merchant doing locks not too long ago. A few people had it done, but not Michiko...she would never follow a fad. ;)

She doesn't follow them, she creates them.

Or something other equally snobby thing. :D

[Misun]

She doesn't follow them, she creates them.

Or something other equally snobby thing. :D

But she didn't create the hat lock fad!

[Hips]

But she didn't create the hat lock fad!

It's not a fad unless the fashionable people are doing it, duh.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It's not a fad unless the fashionable people are doing it, duh.

^

Pretty much. :D

[iJin]

At the picking docks in Vaalor. After I saw them snoogling when my girl was invisible and said something about it.

(Telavin takes a hold of Laymia and kisses her passionately, opening his mouth to gently slip his tongue down her throat to give her payback in interest.)

rofling. Vaalor have such hoes.

[Kayse]

Speaking in Elven, Arulisse thoughtfully says, "I never even tasted meat before I met Telare."

Talinvor raises an eyebrow in Arulisse's direction.

Talinvor chuckles.

You cock your head at Arulisse.

Speaking in Elven, Arulisse says, "My old master gave us berries and vegetables."

Arulisse shrugs.

You frown at Arulisse.

(OOC) Arulisse's player whispers to the group, "GUTTER BRAINS."

(OOC) You whisper, "Maybe. haha." to your group.

(OOC) Arulisse's player whispers to the group, "I said meat, not man meat."

(OOC) Talinvor's player whispers to the group, "ROFL."

(OOC) You whisper, "Sorry but I'm still laughing." to your group.

(OOC) Talinvor's player whispers to the group, "YOU said it, not me."

(OOC) Arulisse's player whispers to the group, "-_-"

[Misun]

It's not a fad unless the fashionable people are doing it, duh.

Hah. True.

[Misun]

[Lower Dragonsclaw, Forest]
You release the scents of the various herbs growing on the forest floor with your steps. They mingle with the breeze that courses through the trees to create an ever-changing, but always pleasant, aroma. You also see a rolton, some light leather and a short sword.
Also here: Vivaldi, Vaw, Kreek, Belnia
Obvious paths: north, northeast, southwest

A leather sheath shouts, "Get him, boys!"

Vivaldi laughs!
(OOC) Belnia's player whispers to the group, "Wait what."

You act puzzled.

A giantman mugger leaps out of his hiding place!
A giantman mugger swings a cudgel at Belnia!
Belnia barely dodges the attack!
Vaw looks determined and focused.


(OOC) Vivaldi's player whispers to the group, "I have my new sig."
You say, "Okay, I'm a bit scared now."

You thrust with an ivory-chased lustrous gold lance at a giantman mugger!
AS: +406 vs DS: +226 with AvD: +49 + d100 roll: +54 = +283
... and hit for 146 points of damage!
Incredible strike pierces heart and runs the giantman mugger clean through!

The giantman mugger falls to the ground and dies.

Vaw stares off into space.

Vaw checks his equipment, adjusting and rearranging his gear.


You ask, "They are hiding in sheaths?"

Belnia says, "No where is safe."
Belnia nods to you.

You nod to Belnia.

Vivaldi says, "Welps."

You glance at your black leather back-scabbard.
Vivaldi says, "They're tiny."

You nod to Vivaldi.

You say, "True."

Vivaldi says, "And weak."

You adopt an agreeable expression.

You say, "Clearly."

[BigWorm]

Vivaldi says, "They're tiny."

You nod to Vivaldi.

You say, "True."

Vivaldi says, "And weak."


That's what she said!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Brielus]

Rathmond swings a feras mattock at you!
You gracefully avoid the attack!
>whisper ooc rath you have just conscented to pvp
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Rathmond, "You have just conscented to pvp."
>incant 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at Rathmond.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Rathmond! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 35 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs right leg!
Rathmond screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
He is stunned!
... hits for 11 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Perfect strike to abdomen. Rathmond howls in pain and drops quite dead!

* Rathmond drops dead at your feet!

[Stry]

lol Brielus!

[iJin]

rofl!

[iJin]

You notice Barumples reach into your pockets and remove nothing.
You turn quickly and grab Barumples's wrist, but he had nothing in his hand.

You stare at nothing in particular.

s>whine bar
You whine at Barumples.
s>
You were unable to reach the PsiNet. A buzz of half-completed thoughts fills your mind:
TimedOut
You will attempt to connect again in 5 minutes.

s>
Erienne gasps.

s>
Erienne exclaims, "Thief!"
s>
Barumples gibbers incoherently.
s>
Erienne glares.
s>psinet unlink
You will no longer attempt automatic reconnections to PsiNet.
You are already disconnected from the PsiNet.
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
s>
Erienne removes a pearl-hilted vultite katana from in her suede survival kit.
s>
Barumples blinks.

s>nod erie
You nod to Erienne.
s>nod erie
Barumples gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
s>
You nod to Erienne.
s>point bar
Erienne gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Erienne gestures.
An invisible force guides Erienne.
s>
You point at Barumples.
s>point bar
You point at Barumples.
s>
Barumples wails!
s>

s>
You notice Barumples botch an attempt to conceal himself.
s>
Erienne makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
Erienne gestures.
Erienne blends into invisibility among the surroundings.
s>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
s>laugh
You laugh out loud!
s>
Erienne leaps from hiding to attack!
>prep manna
Erienne swings a pearl-hilted vultite katana at Eliaku!
AS: +567 vs DS: +418 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +50 = +235
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 13 points of damage!
... and hits for 61 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens Eliaku's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!

* Eliaku drops dead at your feet!

Eliaku becomes solid again.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Eliaku.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Eliaku.
The bright luminescence fades from around Eliaku.
The layer of stone surrounding Eliaku crumbles away.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Eliaku.
Eliaku no longer bristles with energy.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Eliaku suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Eliaku.
Eliaku appears somehow different.
Eliaku seems a bit less imposing.
Eliaku glances around, looking a bit less confident.

A small elf child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Guard Captain.

s>
You trace a sign while petitioning the spirits to bestow their aid with the Manna spell...
Your spell is ready.
s>
Buen just trudged away moving out, with his group following closely behind him.
s>
* Eliaku just bit the dust!
s>stare
s>
You stare at nothing in particular.
s>
Erienne glares.


s>
The bat-eared fox raises his ears, glancing around the area.
s>laugh
You laugh out loud!
s>
You feel at full magical power again.
You feel less drained.
s>
(OOC) Barumples's player whispers, "....LOL?"
s>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
s>

The voice of Erienne exclaims, "Don't steal from me MISTER!"

s>

s>
Erienne comes out of hiding.
Erienne put a pearl-hilted vultite katana in her suede survival kit.
s>
Erienne kicks some dirt on the corpse of Eliaku.


s>smooch zui
You bite your lip.
s>
Rogad accepts Yollia's thanot chest.
s>
Eliaku's ghostly voice screams out that he wishes to drop all charges against Erienne! A townperson jaunts off, proclaiming that he'll inform the authorities.
s>
Rogad rummages around in her pockets.
s>
s>
(OOC) Barumples's player whispers, "Hahah i thought she was talking about me and i died."
s>
Erienne glances at Eliaku and folds her arms over her chest.
s>

s>
Barumples just closed an ancient canvas feedbag.
s>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
s>
Aganii winces.
s>
Barumples glances at Eliaku.
s>
Barumples gibbers incoherently.
s>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
s>
Barumples gnashes his teeth in frustration!
s>

s>
The ghostly voice of Eliaku says, "Caught more than red handed."
s>
Gob just arrived.
s>
Barumples agrees with Eliaku.

s>whisp ooc barum ROFL
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Barumples, "ROFL."
_____________________

That girl has some serious balls and I love it. Haha <3

[iJin]

Oh my god, and right afterwards.

(OOC) Barumples's player whispers, "INNNNNNNNNNNN YOURRRRRRR HOUSE I LONG TO BEEEE."
sJ>
Barumples wails!
sJ>
Barumples wails!
sJ>
(OOC) Barumples's player whispers, "...........LIKE A STONE~! WAILLLLLLLLLL!!!"
sJ>
Barumples wails!
sJ>
Barumples wails!
sJ>whisp ooc baru LMFAO
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Barumples, "LMFAO."
sJ>laugh
You laugh out loud!
sJ>
The appearance of great calm leaves Kisharra as she looks up and glances around.

sJ>
Barumples murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Barumples gestures.
Barumples springs upright with amazing agility!
sJ>
Barumples bounces around happily.
sJ>
Barumples bounces around happily.
sJ>
Barumples wails!
sJ>laugh
You laugh out loud!
sJ>hug baru
You give Barumples a friendly hug.
sJ>
Barumples leans to his left slightly.
sJ>
Kisharra stands up.
sJ>befriend list
Searching through the lands for your friends...

1. Athgo was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
2. Aethyrin was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
3. Eoghain was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
4. Aneris was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
5. Flaare was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
6. Dalzashel was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
7. Tayre was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
8. Nutmegg was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
9. Adamina is around the town of Kharam-Dzu. (Warm)
10. Jamus was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
11. Tsalim was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
12. Haalen was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
13. Aize is around Icemule Trace. (Friendly)
14. Sorchia was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
15. Naessi was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
16. Malkave was not found in Elanthia. (Warm)
17. Barumples is somewhere in Elanthia. (Friendly)
18. Giltia was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
19. Iluna was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
20. Anferis was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
21. Quilina was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
22. Anothi was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
23. Lodyn was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)
24. Ahrairah was not found in Elanthia. (Friendly)

Done.
sJ>
Barumples leans to his right slightly.
sJ>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
sJ>
Barumples hurls himself at you!

Barumples flies a bit wide and lands in a heap on the ground.
sJ>
Kisharra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
sJ>laugh
You laugh out loud!
sJ>
Kisharra gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Kisharra.
sJ>roll baru
You roll Barumples over.
sJ>
Barumples stands up.

sJ>stance defensive
Barumples tilts his head down.
sJ>
Kisharra gestures.
Kisharra suddenly looks more powerful.
sJ>
You are now in a defensive stance.
sJ>
Barumples tilts his head up.
sJ>
Barumples bounces around happily.
sJ>
Kisharra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
sJ>laugh
Barumples hurls himself at you!

Barumples flies a bit wide and lands in a heap on the ground.
sJ>
You laugh out loud!
sJ>
You feel at full magical power again.
sJ>

sJ>whisp ooc barum are you like having a seizure?!
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Barumples, "Are you like having a seizure?!"
sJ>

sJ>
(OOC) Barumples's player whispers to the group, " i'm moshing."
sJ>
* Nuadjha just bit the dust!
sJ>
Eliaku recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Eliaku gestures.
Eliaku is surrounded by a shimmering field of energy.
sJ>
Kisharra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
sJ>laugh
You laugh out loud!
sJ>laugh
Thornack appears less confident.
sJ>laugh
You laugh out loud!
sJ>
You laugh out loud!
sJ>

sJ>
(OOC) Barumples's player whispers to the group, " isn't that what the cool people do?"
sJ>
Kisharra gestures.
A dim aura surrounds Kisharra.
sJ>whisp ooc barum LMFSADFSORORLFORFL
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Barumples, "LMFSADFSORORLFORFL."
sJ>
Barumples glances at you.
sJ>
Kisharra traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
sJ>
Kisharra gestures.
Kisharra stands tall and appears more confident.
sJ>
Barumples stands up.
sJ>laugh
You laugh out loud!
sJ>
Kisharra traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
sJ>
Kisharra gestures.
A brilliant aura surrounds Kisharra.
sJ>roll laugh
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
PJ>
Kisharra traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
PJ>
Kisharra gestures.
An opalescent aura surrounds Kisharra.
PJ>
Barumples gives you a friendly little kick.
PJ>
Barumples gives you a friendly punch to the shoulder.
PJ>
Kisharra raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
PJ>laugh
Barumples hurls himself at you!

Barumples flies a bit wide and lands in a heap on the ground.

[100% Wool]

please die

[iJin]

ROFL

fu!


Don't make me pull out the tiu!

[Raffles]

:wtf:

[Allereli]

You see Tymbrien Astinlyr.
He appears to be a Human.
He appears to be young. He has blue eyes and tanned skin. He has long, black hair.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg, minor cuts and bruises on his chest, minor cuts and bruises on his abdominal area, minor cuts and bruises on his back, and minor bruises on his neck.
He has a mangled right leg, several painful-looking scars across his chest, several painful-looking scars across his abdominal area, several painful-looking scars across his back, and some old neck wounds.
He is wearing a delicate gold flask, a crystal amulet, a large sack, and an opal-set veniom-threaded pack.
>shrug
You shrug.
>
Mizie just arrived.
>
Soizaq renews his songs.
>
Niris just arrived.
>
Niris just went east.
>'::tymb forget to get dressed this morning?
Speaking to Tymbrien, you ask, "Forget to get dressed this morning?"
>
Niris just arrived.
>
Niris just went west.
>
The purple Orzel disk arrives in the room, shivering violently. It then disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
Tymbrien's jaw drops.
>
Tymbrien says, "I thought it was a dream."
>
Tymbrien just pinched himself!
>'::tymb it is not, sorry to tell you
Speaking to Tymbrien, you say, "It is not, sorry to tell you."
>
Tymbrien says, "Oh dear."
>
Tymbrien stands up.
>
Lilabell just arrived.
>
Lilabell just went west.
>
Mizie just left.
>
Tymbrien says, "I wonder what my flask is attached too."
>
Tymbrien ponders.
>
Tymbrien just went east.

[Miscast]

Is it possible to delete this thread?

[CrystalTears]

Is it possible to delete this thread?No.

Learn to skip threads you don't like and not comment like a douche.

[Miscast]

You could learn to use a douche.

[diethx]

You should learn to stop drinking douches used by Andraste.

And I lol'd Allereli.

[Khariz]

[Dragonspine and Rolaren]
Dragonspine Avenue is the main street of Kharam-Dzu. Most of the people you see are well-to-do dwarves, nattily dressed and apparently in a rush. The buildings all look new. Even the cobblestone streets are immaculately clean. A sturdy set of glaes-banded mithril doors leads into a low stone structure. The two guards outside clench their pikes tightly, peering closely at all who approach. You also see an irritable sun spirit that is flying around and a bright brass sign.
Also here: Urgoyle
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>n
[Dragonspine and Ora]
Preoccupied folk make their way along this wide and busy avenue. A crew of broom-wielding dwarves sweeps the street clean of rubbish, working quickly under their supervisor's glare. To the west is the Company Store, which draws a steady flow of traffic to and fro. You also see a wrought iron sign.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>n
[Dragonspine and Mithril]
The flow of the crowd parts around a large hole in the middle of the road. A dwarven work crew stands around the hole, doing very little work. From the many shops and vendors' stalls along the street, you hear the cries of hawkers, the lamentations of hagglers and the occasional clink of a coin. You also see a wrought iron sign and a small stone building with a large wooden sign on it.
Obvious paths: north, east, south
>
[Dragonspine and Krodera]
The street widens into a circular plaza several hundred feet across. Dwarves and giantmen lounge on stone benches by a massive granite fountain in the center. The burbling of the waters, the low mumblings of the dwarves and the booming laughter of the giants somehow blend together into a vibrant harmony. You also see the Thundermin disk, the Artemisan disk, a crested pitohui, an animated falchion, a pristine hulking giant statue, a lava tube and a wrought iron sign.
Also here: Zuzana, Thundermin, Grand Lady Katya who is sitting, Lord Artemisan who is sitting, Emmra who is sitting, Lady Jiovae
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>sit
>
Urgoyle just sprung out of the ground and is now standing beside you! His boots sparkle with a light of their own.
>
You sit down.
s>
Urgoyle sits down.
s>
You say, "Erm."
s>
Speaking to Urgoyle, you say, "You just booted here from two blocks away. I think you might actually be lazier than me."
s>
Speaking to you, Urgoyle says, "Well, I had a choice."
s>
Speaking to you, Urgoyle says, "Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot.... or click heels."
s>
Urgoyle nods to you.
s>
You cackle!
s>
You nod to Urgoyle.

[CrystalTears]

I'm gonna start calling him Dorothy. He's such a dork.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Erienne blinks at Rathmond.
J>
Erienne removes a thick rod from in her suede survival kit.
J>
Erienne yells, "CLEAR!"
J>
Erienne thumps the dead body of Rathmond. It doesn't help, he's still dead.
J>
Erienne waves a thick rod at Rathmond.
A small surge of electricity arcs out towards the corpse of Rathmond!
The body twitches slightly in response.
J>
The ghostly voice of Rathmond says, "Yeah my same reaction."
J>
Erienne waves a thick rod at Rathmond.
A small surge of electricity arcs out towards the corpse of Rathmond!
The body twitches slightly in response.
J>
Erienne frowns.
J>
Erienne says, "He's a goner."
J>
Erienne nods.

[diethx]

That seriously should be in the shitty RP thread, not this one. I mean it was kind of amusing, but insanely OOC, heh.

[Fallen]

Was thinking the same thing.

[Hips]

Turinrond recites raspily:

"This poor priest
He did well
But tripped on his weapon
Then he fell
Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
This naginata needs a brand new home."

[thefarmer]

You quietly whisper to Siolan, "Feel like making me an old farmer's threshing flail?"

Siolan stares at you.

Siolan whispers, "Do I need to elaborate on that look?"

You quietly whisper to Siolan, "Not unless some divine inspiration in this late hour strikes you."

Siolan takes a drink from her dark beer.

You chortle.

Siolan whispers, "There's some sort of inspiration, but I'm not sure it's divine."

You quietly whisper to Siolan, "Other than the basic farming and turnips theme, nawps."

Siolan whispers, "Oh, I can put turnips on it."

Siolan gazes thoughtfully at her eonake flail.

Siolan whispers, "Well, I really was going to put turnips on it, but after you've said that, I can't in good conscience do it."

You cock your head at Siolan.

You quietly whisper to Siolan, "Why's that? Turnips don't count as good work?"

You chortle.

Siolan slaps herself on the forehead.

Siolan whispers, "You asked for it."

*(10-15minutes pass by while she works)*

Siolan says, "If anyone asks, I did not make this."

Siolan taps a misshapen ironwood-hafted flail, which is in her right hand.
s>
Siolan shows you a misshapen ironwood-hafted flail, which she is holding in her right hand. The ironwood haft of the flail stretches wide at the base and tapers to a modest width at the head, which is capped with a sheath of eonake. Were it only the haft, the craftsmanship might be marked as handsome, but the curiously shaped ball at the end of the chain calls it into question. At first glance, it merely seems misshapen, but upon closer inspection, it been crafted in the shape of a large turnip. The spikes radiating from the eonake mass are twisted, like bits of root clinging to the vegetable.

You chortle.

You grin at Siolan.

Kilthal glances at Siolan.

You quietly whisper to Siolan, "Any way to stick farmer in the short?"

You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.

Siolan taps a farmer's ironwood-hafted flail, which is in her right hand.

Siolan stares off into space.

You quietly whisper to Siolan, "It wins, by the way."

You turn to Siolan and cheer!

Siolan whispers, "I had nothing to do with this. I don't know it. I don't know you. If you tell anyone otherwise, I'll have to kill you."

*(Me getting ready to leave)*

Siolan says, "Remember."

Siolan nods to you.

Siolan glances at you and slowly draws her finger across her throat meaningfully.

Siolan put some aged ivory dice in her leather hip sack.

[Shari]

Hahaha, awesome.

[MotleyCrew]

I was hidden at Voln in the Landing and saw this...made me laugh.
(Cut out useless stuff)


Bethalie attempts to go through the steel gate, but the guard bars her way saying, "You may not pass until you have cleansed yourself of worldly pollutions."

Bethalie mutters under her breath.

Bethalie walks into the spring.

Zizzle says, "Hey Beth ye gotta stay in for more than 2 minutes."

Zizzle babbles something unintelligible.

Zizzle gazes in wonder at his surroundings.

Guennhafyr says, "Beth bath."

Zizzle says, "And beyond."

Zizzle ducks his head.

[iJin]

Speaking in Elven, you quietly ask, "How long have we been together?"
s>ponder
You ponder.

>put man into my purs
You put a shop manifest in your shoulder-slung purse.

Speaking in Elven, Tsalim says, "A few months I guess."

>gasp
You gasp.
s>'you guess?!
Speaking in Elven, you quietly exclaim, "You guess?!"
s>
You feel more refreshed.

Speaking in Elven, Tsalim says, "I just did."
s>smooch zui
You bite your lip.
s>
Speaking in Elven, you quietly exclaim, "I thought you'd keep count!"
s>whimp
Poor baby!

Speaking in Elven, Tsalim asks, "Didn't you?"

You glance away.
s>
You feel more refreshed.

>'don't turn this around on me!
Speaking in Elven, you quietly exclaim, "Don't turn this around on me!"

You fold your arms over your chest.

You bite your lip.

s>
Speaking in Elven, Tsalim says, "Okay let me understand, neither of us has been counting days and it's my fault."
s>'yes
Speaking in Elven, you quietly say, "Yes."
s>
You do not feel drained anymore.
s>

>'cause you should be
Speaking in Elven, you quietly say, "Cause you should be."
s>nod tsa
You nod to Tsalim.
s>
Speaking in Elven, Tsalim says, "Okay, just makeing sure."

You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.


He is the best everr. <3

[100% Wool]

Speaking to Uriya, Silversoft says, "Triv was in over his spirit load."
>

>
The ghostly voice of Uriya says, "Hmm."
>

>
The ghostly voice of Uriya asks, "Anyone here able to take my load?"
>

>
Edrel says, "I can handle it I believe."

Speaking to Edrel, you say, "Thank you for taking my load."
>
Quargoth throws his head back and howls, sounding something like a curwolf!
>
Edrel nods.

[Tisket]

lol:

UP>stand
Peam just arrived.
UP>
That is impossible to do while unconscious!
UP>
Peam gives his incantress doll a warm hug.
UP>
Peam smiles.
UP>
You hear a quiet splash as Peam drops his doll in the well.
UP>
Peam just went northwest.
UP>wake
You wake up from your slumber.
P>stand
You stand back up.

[Celephais]

Rofl @ Tisket & Peam

[Miss Ismurii]

Ugh, abuse of the laugh verb. How the fuck do you laugh three times in a row Zuie?

[CrystalTears]

How the fuck do you laugh three times in a row Zuie?
The same way you add extra letters to words.

[Miss Ismurii]

The same way you add extra letters to words.

Well, there is a difference. You're talking about how I add letters, I'm talking about RP. And I actually believe you aren't Zuie, she can answer her own question.

[CrystalTears]

Oh I'm sorry. I thought this was a public forum and I could say whatever the hell I wanted.

Besides, people CAN laugh a lot. I'm not seeing the problem.

[Xiandrena]

Am I reading that wrong or is her Sig admitting that she's gay?

[iJin]

^^^ Yes. Very much.


Also, laughing alot is inevitable when with Barumples. Do not try to talk to me about rping, since you do none of it.

[Miss Ismurii]

Am I reading that wrong or is her Sig admitting that she's gay?

No it's not. It's a quote my friend said.


^^^ Yes. Very much.


Also, laughing alot is inevitable when with Barumples. Do not try to talk to me about rping, since you do none of it.

I don't? That's news to me. Prove it.

[Miss Ismurii]

LMAO

[iJin]

I don't have to prove anything. People know.

[Miss Ismurii]

I don't have to prove anything. People know.

No they really don't.

[diethx]

Yeah, they really do. You've said yourself that you don't play anymore. So unless you partake in LARP or hang out in some lame ass chatroom devoted to lame ass RPing, you really should shut your face.

People can laugh a lot, for minutes straight, even. I'd rather see Zuie laugh 20 times in a row than see a dumbass like you mutilate the English language.

[Anferis]

I like cake.

[Stanley Burrell]

Yeah, cake is pretty decent. Maybe something light even, would be great to have a fork of right now. I totally agree with you, Anferis. Maybe like some tartufo or those ice cream birthday cakes you used to get at Discovery Zone. Good comment by Anf', folks :)

I mean, the band "Cake", is MATERNALLY-PROCREATINGLY classic. They sort've remind of nobody. That's what makes'm so awesome.

Me and my homiez was coolin' in the Alpha Beta parkin' lot, son.

[Anferis]

Ice cream cake wins life.

[iJin]

All cake fucking sucks. D:

[Anferis]

You make me cry sometimes.
Honestly.
I've not been able to sleep.

[Celephais]

The cake is a lie.

[Miss Ismurii]

Yeah, they really do. You've said yourself that you don't play anymore. So unless you partake in LARP or hang out in some lame ass chatroom devoted to lame ass RPing, you really should shut your face.

People can laugh a lot, for minutes straight, even. I'd rather see Zuie laugh 20 times in a row than see a dumbass like you mutilate the English language.

No, they don't. I don't play because I don't have internet nor money to play, wtf does that have to do with anything? And no I don't go to chatrooms, maybe you should learn not to assume. But maybe you should do what you told me to do? Just a thought. And yes people can laugh for minutes straight but it's bad RP when you type it three times in a row like in 2 seconds. Just saying. And I'm a dumbass? Alright thanks.

[thefarmer]

... And I'm a dumbass. Just saying. Okayyyyy?

Fixed.

[diethx]

For fuck's sake, how is it possible that ANYONE is that fucking stupid without being officially mongoloid or something? Ismurii, learn to fucking read, you fucking moron. Or just stop posting. That'll make all of us happier.

[iJin]

Stop existing is pretty good too!

[Miss Ismurii]

Stop existing is pretty good too!

I just want to know what the fuck happened to you now.

[Miss Ismurii]

For fuck's sake, how is it possible that ANYONE is that fucking stupid without being officially mongoloid or something? Ismurii, learn to fucking read, you fucking moron. Or just stop posting. That'll make all of us happier.

As I said plenty of times before, don't respond to me and I wont post more. You give me something to feed on and you telling me to stop wont do you any good.

And am I supposed to care about your happiness? Because honestly I don't, sorry.

[iJin]

I just want to know what the fuck happened to you now.


I am a bitch now. Duh.

[iJin]

No, it's just I don't likely to dumbasses anymore. Shit gets old.

[Asha]

All cake fucking sucks. D:

:heart: I thought it was just me who hated cake.
I'd choose death over cake.

[Nilandia]

:heart: I thought it was just me who hated cake.
I'd choose death over cake.
I'll have the chicken, please.

Gretchen

[diethx]

As I said plenty of times before, don't respond to me and I wont post more. You give me something to feed on and you telling me to stop wont do you any good.

And am I supposed to care about your happiness? Because honestly I don't, sorry.

Uh, people stopped responding to you for awhile there and you still trolled for attention. You won't go away no matter what we do. We're all well aware of that, so don't try to pretend otherwise.

If you don't want people to call you out on what a dumb fuck you are, try reading posts before responding to them. Or maybe you did read, but just can't comprehend? I dunno, it doesn't matter. Either way, you're just a dumb little trout. Too bad you don't live next to Backlash... we'd be rid of you then :D

[Allereli]

>
Sereg stands up.
>
The abyran'sa appears wary, drawn back and ready to strike as it quietly rebukes anyone nearby with eerily sibilant speech.
>
A shiftless grey-blue arashan slowly approaches a lithe muted blue abyran'sa with its wiry hairs twitching wildly. Satisfied, it backs away and speaks to itself in a hollow, raspy voice, "Lthyrth oun quorlthlyl."
>
The finger-like protrusions atop the abyran'sa's head move about furiously as it stares dangerously.
>
The arashan lowers its thorax and abdomen as it stretches its eight legs out away from its body, then ripples its coarse grey-blue hair before returning to its original position.
>
You sense that your grey-blue arashan has some news for you from Sereg. If you want to hear it, you better bring the arashan back and listen to it before it forgets.
>
Great Lord Sereg just went west.
>
A lithe muted blue abyran'sa slithers out of the room.
>listen ara
Great Lord Sereg just arrived.
>
You have your grey-blue arashan relay its message to you. Its tentacles dance as it speaks in a hollow, deep raspy voice, "Lthyrth oun quorlthlyl."

[thefarmer]

Either way, you're just a dumb little trout.

:rofl:

[Miss Ismurii]

Uh, people stopped responding to you for awhile there and you still trolled for attention. You won't go away no matter what we do. We're all well aware of that, so don't try to pretend otherwise.

If you don't want people to call you out on what a dumb fuck you are, try reading posts before responding to them. Or maybe you did read, but just can't comprehend? I dunno, it doesn't matter. Either way, you're just a dumb little trout. Too bad you don't live next to Backlash... we'd be rid of you then :D

Okay. And you still respond. And I don't read the threads? I actually think I do and I comprehend them quite well thank you. I don't see how just because I said laughing like five times in a row is bad RP and very annoying is not reading nor understanding.

[Tisket]

Okay.

Is that a typo?

[Some Rogue]

mayybee

[Allereli]

ugh, she already has her own attention whore thread, please take it over there

[Tisket]

ugh, she already has her own attention whore thread, please take it over there

No. I want to see her post MORE. Just because it drives some people nuts.

[thefarmer]

You see Cruush Halochek the Pirate.
He appears to be a Giantman of the Wsalamir Clan.
He is taller than average and appears to be in the prime of life. He has piercing wisteria-hued eyes and granite-hued skin. He has a bald head. He has a square-jawed face, a broken nose and a jagged scar across his left cheek.
He has a braided white beard, a tattooed Wsalamir sigil on his foot, a tattooed Wsalamir sigil on his neck, a tattooed Wsalamir sigil on his arm, a tattooed Wsalamir sigil on his chest, a rose-carved black onyx stud in his left nostril, a thick deathstone bar in his right eyebrow, a dark deathstone stud in his left eyebrow, an earth elemental tattoo on his finger, a silver-edged black sword tattoo on his neck, and a tattooed Wsalamir sigil on his ear.
He is in good shape.
He has an ice pick stuck in his head, and 2 metal spikes stuck in his neck.
He is holding a hand-carved tattooed pirate marionette in his right hand and a grinning wizard marionette in his left hand.
He is wearing a rune wristlet, a small gold ring, a stone grey kit, a granite-hued silk rope collar dotted with deathstone beads, a moss green neckpouch, a crystal amulet, a stone grey longcoat, a dark fel talisman carved with a man astride a unicorn, a deathstone inset copper pin, a moss green thigh-sheath, some dark grey silver-insigiled casting gloves, a bone whip-blade armband, a granite-hued Wsalamir carryall slung over his shoulder, a granite-hued bag bestrewn with bronze buckles slung over his shoulder, a stone grey cloak, a granite-hued battle robe, a luxurious stone grey belt, a stone grey hip-sack, a crocheted moss green poke, a moss green breechcloth, and some stone grey half-boots.

[Martaigne]

He is HARD CORE.

[Elvenlady]

He is hilarious and great fun to interact with, especially with those additional quirky features.

[thefarmer]

Taveron put a large blue-ridged lobster in his leather cloak.
>
Suddenly a lobster crawls out of a black leather cloak lined with green silk and embroidered about the hem with Sylvan runes and drops to the ground. It scuttles around in a confused fashion.

Almost belongs in the bad alters folder too.

[SayGoodbye]

[Sylvarraend, Town Commons]
Nestled just off the town square, this tree-shaded knoll provides ample opportunity for rest and reflection. Towering maorals spread their branches overhead, the thick leaves rustling gently with each stir of the air about them. An intricately carved wooden bench rests beneath one tree. You also see the Palloma disk, the Portis disk, the Saykos disk, some manna bread, a golden-eyed cinereous grey fox and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Palloma, Saykos, Portis, Raemine who is sitting
Obvious paths: southeast

You say, "Four hours."

Low thunder rumbles off in the distance, getting closer with each clap. As it appears to crash overhead, a sudden lightning bolt stabs at the ground with a mighty *BOOM*! As your vision clears, you see GameMaster Andraste standing there.

Palloma beams!
sR>
Palloma says, "Thank ye."
sR>
Portis deeply says, "Thank you fer the magics."

You say, "Welcome."

Andraste frowns.

Saykos blinks.

Saykos quietly asks, "Frown?"
sR>
Portis glances at Andraste.

GameMaster Andraste just went southeast.

Saykos quietly says, "Umm."

You chortle.

Saykos quietly exclaims, "WRONG NUMBER!"

Portis cackles!

[diethx]

Wrong thread. You meant to post that in bad roleplaying moments.

[SayGoodbye]

Didn't really consider it RP at all since GM's don't exist in game. Therefore neither good nor bad..

[diethx]

What about the third part of the thread title? ;)

[SayGoodbye]

Short attention span, only read the first two words before I lose int...

[diethx]

Hehe!

[Sylvan Dreams]

J>
The elderly elf gazes into your eyes hopefully. "Have you seen it?" he eagerly inquires, "It is about, oh, so big, and, well, you would know it when you see it!"
J>mutter pervert
You mutter pervert.

[ViridianAsp]

I thought this was funny, people can't see the punish verb third person.


Bristenn rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Bristenn beats you severely.

Bristenn nods.

You sob.

Bristenn snickers to himself.

Prion cocks his head at you.

You point at Bristenn.
>
Bristenn hums quietly to himself.

(OOC) Bristenn's player whispers, "NO ONE ELSE SEES THAT."

You stare at Bristenn.

(OOC) Bristenn's player whispers, "I beat you in private!"

Prion blinks at you.

Speaking to you, Prion asks, "What?"

(OOC) Bristenn's player whispers, "You tell them you fell down some stairs. Got it?!"

You cough.

You nervously say, "Nothing."

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

(Elverhan positions himself behind the recruiter with his huge lance with a wicked look on his face)
>
Elverhan exclaims, "I am gonna tear you a new hole!"


:rofl:

[iJin]

ROFL

Yes, Darcknight was copying-pasting that in OOC right now.

So friggin hilarious.

[Khariz]

Mazir says, "Dwarves talk big, but their power is as great as their height."

>
Ulkov chuckles.
>
Sakito grins.
>
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
>
Ulkov says, "You're welcome to test me."
>
Mazir says, "Fair enough."
>
Sakito faces Mazir, closes her eyes and begins chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy arcs between them!

Sakito opens her eyes, looking slightly drained.
>
Mazir traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
There is a faint beating from the troll heart inside the necklace you wear.
>
Ulkov folds his arms over his chest.
>
Mazir gestures at Ulkov.
CS: +216 - TD: +182 + CvA: -21 + d100: +52 - +15 == +50
Warded off!
>
[Roll result: 198 (open d100: 62)]
Ulkov feints low, Mazir buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
>
Ulkov looks determined and focused.
In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, Ulkov engages Mazir in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
Ulkov swings a perfect crimson steel morning-star at Mazir!
AS: +342 vs DS: +249 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +72 = +201
... and hit for 85 points of damage!
Awesome shot skewers skull! Mazir blinks once and falls quite dead!

* Mazir drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Mazir.
Mazir returns to normal color.
The deep blue glow leaves Mazir.
Mazir becomes solid again.
The very powerful look leaves Mazir.
The white light leaves Mazir.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Mazir's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Mazir.
The air calms down around Mazir.
The bright luminescence fades from around Mazir.
The light blue glow leaves Mazir.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Mazir.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Ulkov has committed murder!"

>
* Mazir just bit the dust!

Mazir's ghostly voice screams out that he wishes to drop all charges against Ulkov! A townperson jaunts off, proclaiming that he'll inform the authorities.

[Ulkov]

Just wanted to say big props to Mazir for not being a dick and letting Ulkov get it from the constable. Or making a big deal about it after the fact. Gains lots of respect from both myself and my character.

meant to tell him myself, but the rum was thick.

[Fallen]

Hah. Unpadded pures are like wet paper bags. Nice morning star, though.

[Ulkov]

A Bluesmith original. Just started using it, liking it alot.

[Khariz]

BTW Fallen, that was a Khanshael dwarf vs a mouthy Faendryl. Just thought Evarin might get a kick out of that.

[Ulkov]

For anyone interested, here's the events that led to the "test". I kinda had to go back and read to find out myself. More than just Faendryl shooting mouths off, Ulkov's no saint and certainly no victim. :devilsmile:



[Town Well]
An old wooden bench rests in the shade next to the well, nearly covered by a low-hanging oak branch. A few townspeople and merchants relax and chat in the cool night air, taking a break in their errands or simply wasting time.
Also here: Lord Darcthundar, Madmountan who is sitting
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
>
Lady Sakito just came sashaying in gracefully.
>belch explode
You let loose with an explosive belch.
Sakito glances around the area.
>smooch
You smack your lips.
>look sak
You see Lady Sakito the Evoker.
She appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
She is taller than average and appears to be very young. She has dark-rimmed violet eyes and olive skin. She has long, fine black hair swept casually across her forehead in a soft wave of bangs that curl into her ankle-length tresses. She has a dainty face, a thin nose and thin eyebrows.
She has a brilliant white feather tattoo on her waist.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a black enamel pendant bearing a broken white skull, an elegant alexandrite pendant, a crystal amulet, a faded purple cape, a flawless white rosebud tipped in pale violet, some ora-tipped dove grey silk wings, a translucent butterfly pin, a butterfly embroidered scarf, a gold filigree butterfly pin, some black linen casting gloves with silvery sigils, a rugged black armband, a copper-bound rat hide Adventurer's Guild badge, a bright plated mithril bodice set with sparkling diamonds, a violet wool armband, a deep purple rose, a perfect winter rose adorned with violet ribbons, a blackened leather wand harness slung over her shoulder, a large golden yellow pack, some layered black and white robes knotted with a gold cord, a dainty copper-link bracelet, a black opal bracelet, a bronze and peridot band, a bone-inlaid fire opal band, a slender icicle-shaped scabbard, an indigo skirt, a flat mithril thigh-strapped case, a hammered gold ankle cuff, and a pair of black leather boots propped on tall skinny heels.

Speaking in Faendryl, Sakito says something you don't understand.
>speak dhe'narsi
You are now speaking Dhe'narsi.
>'say what?
Speaking in Dhe'narsi, you ask, "Say what?"
>speak common
You are now speaking Common.
Speaking in Faendryl, Sakito says something you don't understand.


* Daneyella just bit the dust!

Sakito narrows her eyes.

>look darc

You see Lord Darcthundar the Patriarch.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is tall and appears to be ancient. He has silver-flecked black eyes and dark skin. He has long, straight silver hair worn in a single braid. He has an angular face and a classical nose.
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He is in good shape.
He is holding a dark-stained gnarled orase runestaff inlaid with a swirl of multi-hued starstones in his right hand.
A thick layer of volcanic ash and soot covers some old tattered armor, some musty soot black boots, an elegant black silk gem pouch, a soft doeskin leather sack, a soft silk sack, a shiny gold ring, a dark crimson backpack, a veniom-edged black leather staff harness, a two-headed purple serpent crest, a simple urglaes band, a shadowy black spidersilk robe clasped with a gleaming black golvern vathor, some red-veined dark marble prayerbeads, a ruby amulet, and a black heart of glaes amulet hung from a dilapidated leather strip.

>glance darc
You glance at Darcthundar.

Great Lord Mazir just arrived.
>look maz

You see Great Lord Mazir Teken'ar Faendryl.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is average height and appears to be very young. He has piercing amber eyes and brown skin. He has long, thick blue-black hair worn in a ponytail. He has sharp pointed ears.
He has minor cuts and bruises on his abdominal area.
He is holding a snake-carved russet orase runestaff in his right hand.
He is wearing a pair of shiny black horns, a glittering silver earcuff, some obsidian skull earrings, some blue lace agate earrings, a ruby amulet, some silver bells, a dainty copper-link neckchain, a faenor rope-chain necklace suspending a black pearl rose, a black velvet choker suspending a sparkling blue diamond, a coral-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, a shimmering black silk bodice, a deep black ebonwood talisman carved with a winged demon, a featureless emerald mask, a lock of white hair, some black spidersilk gloves with ruby buttons, a dark emerald-clasped runestaff harness slung over his shoulder, some dark spidersilk robes with obsidian buttons, a pair of huge green claws, a sanguine amaranth and deep red geranium wristlet, a twisted gold ring, a pewter and beryl band, an exquisite mauve belt, a comet-etched black flagon, a gold-trimmed ivory velvet skirt, a pair of delightful black pearl-buttoned white thigh-boots, an opal-clasped pure white velvet gem pouch, a blackened leather wand harness slung over his shoulder, a deep blue spidersilk cloak, a smoky grey suede pack clasped with a fireleaf staff, and a leather alchemy kit tooled with intricate scrollwork.

Darcthundar says, "I can't speak that Dhe'nar gibberish."
>chu
You chuckle.
>'no
You say, "No."
>'you can't
You say, "You can't."
>'ya can speak her's tho
You say, "Ya can speak her's tho."
>nod sak
You nod to Sakito.

There is a faint beating from the troll heart inside the necklace worn by Madmountan.
>
Darcthundar says, "Hrvac can speak both."

Sakito waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
>grin sak
You grin at Sakito.
>waggle sak
You waggle your fingers mystically at Sakito!
>
Speaking in Faendryl, Sakito says something you don't understand.
>
Sakito's hands glow with power as she summons elemental energy to her command...
Sakito gestures at you.
Water sprays forth and scours you clean!
A splash of water hits you squarely, drenching you from head to toe!
>stance def
>gird
You are now in a defensive stance.
You deftly remove the crimson steel morning-star from your baldric.
You aren't wearing that.

Darcthundar just left.

Madmountan says, "I'd watch yourself."
>grunt annoy
You grunt in annoyance.

Madmountan grins at Sakito.
>
Speaking in Faendryl to Sakito, Mazir says something you don't understand.
>
Mazir nods to Sakito.
>
Sakito runs a hand through her long black hair, trying to make herself presentable.
>fold
You fold your arms over your chest.
>'couldn't handle the job herself
You say, "Couldn't handle the job herself."
>nod madm
You nod to Madmountan.
>
Mazir glances at you.
>'see?
You ask, "See?"
>grin wide
You flash a wide grin.

Madmountan chuckles.

There is a faint beating from the troll heart inside the necklace worn by Madmountan.
Speaking in Faendryl, Sakito says something you don't understand.

Mazir laughs!

Baelog just arrived.

Speaking in Faendryl, Sakito says something you don't understand.

Speaking deeply to Madmountan, Baelog asks, "Ye awake?"

Madmountan nods.
Madmountan stands up.
Madmountan pulls Baelog aside for some one-on-one instruction.

Madmountan looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!

Madmountan nods to Baelog.
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!


Mazir says, "Dwarves talk big, but their power is as great as their height."

Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!


* Artois just bit the dust!


Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!
>chu
You chuckle.

Sakito grins.

Baelog looks about and lets loose an echoing shout!

>'you're welcome to test me
You say, "You're welcome to test me."

Mazir says, "Fair enough."

Sakito faces Mazir, closes her eyes and begins chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy

arcs between them!

Sakito opens her eyes, looking slightly drained.

Mazir traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark

invocation...

There is a faint beating from the troll heart inside the necklace worn by Madmountan.

>fold
You fold your arms over your chest.

Mazir gestures at you.
CS: +216 - TD: +182 + CvA: -21 + d100: +52 - +15 == +50
Warded off!

>stance off
>wt feint maz
You are now in an offensive stance.
[Roll result: 198 (open d100: 62) Bonus: 8]
You feint low, Mazir buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>stance off
>mstrike maz
You are now in an offensive stance.
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
You swing a perfect crimson steel morning-star at Mazir!
AS: +342 vs DS: +249 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +72 = +201
... and hit for 85 points of damage!
Awesome shot skewers skull! Mazir blinks once and falls quite dead!

* Mazir drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Mazir.
Mazir returns to normal color.
The deep blue glow leaves Mazir.
Mazir becomes solid again.
The very powerful look leaves Mazir.
The white light leaves Mazir.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Mazir's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Mazir.
The air calms down around Mazir.
The bright luminescence fades from around Mazir.
The light blue glow leaves Mazir.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Mazir.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Ulkov has committed murder!"


Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.
Roundtime: 7 sec.


* Mazir just bit the dust!


You feel fully energetic again.
R>yawn
You yawn.

Baelog applauds you.

Spell Bravery (211) ended. [-15AS]
You feel less confident.

Sakito rolls her eyes.

Speaking deeply to you, Baelog says, "Well done Master Dwarf."

You feel recovered from your whirlwind flurry of strikes.

>warsal bow maz
You bow deeply at the waist, honoring Mazir.

Sakito removes a razor sharp scythe with a deeply curved blade from in her icicle-shaped

scabbard.
>'good try tho
You say, "Good try tho."

Mazir's ghostly voice screams out that he wishes to drop all charges against Ulkov! A

townperson jaunts off, proclaiming that he'll inform the authorities.

Sakito shakes her head.
>shea
You carefully secure your morning-star to your baldric.
>get white flask
You remove a white flask from in your black leather backpack.

Speaking in Faendryl, Sakito asks something you don't understand.
>pour flask in maz
You force Mazir's mouth open, and pour in a small amount from your white flask.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Mazir, then fades into the body.
That was the last drop.

[Martaigne]

Looks like Sakito wanted a go at you next.

[Ulkov]

I thought so too but... glad she didn't. I doubt she would've been nice enough to drop the charges hehe.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Great Lady Solarbie just arrived.
You quietly whisper to Solarbie, "I'm gonna eat your baby."
>
Kireq smiles at Solarbie.
>
Kireq gives Solarbie a lingering kiss on the hand.
>
Solarbie fidgets.
>
Leviathoar removes a tincture of calamia from in an herbal remedy donation bin.
>
Kireq deeply asks, "What is wrong m'love?"

Solarbie whispers, "Nae a baby."

You quietly whisper to Solarbie, "Toddler."

Solarbie whispers, "You know nae of what you speak."

You quietly whisper to Solarbie, "I do. It's probably in your cloak right now."

You (Focused to Solarbie) [General]: "Where is he. I'm hungry."

You (Focused to Solarbie) [General]: "WHERE IS HE."

You (Focused to Solarbie) [General]: "You have 5 minutes to bring him to me. FIVE MINUTES."

----

This was not me, a friend sent it to me and I was dying.

[thefarmer]

Kireq [General]: "Pardon, to every rogue in the land, every empath and cleric too. I would consider it of a great personal favor, if m'lord Rantha found himself with nay a box opened, wound healed, or death rectified for a small while. He has seemed to taken up the sport of tormenting innocent women."
Snowrok [General]: "I know of Kireq and know him to be an honorable locksmith...i find it hard to beleive you did nothing Rantha, as for my part I will wait until Solarbie relates her version of events."

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Maybe it makes me a bad person but I'm in stitches right now.. :rofl:

[ViridianAsp]

Maybe it makes me a bad person but I'm in stitches right now.. :rofl:

Naw, it's pretty hilarious.

[Irsila]

You remove a fresh orchid from on a wooden bench.
>
Speaking softly to you, Orpius says, "Thats not going to help you smell better."
>
Orpius smirks.

You say, "As if I care what you think."

Orpius snorts.

[Solhaven, North Market]
The crush of the crowd is almost overwhelming here in the center of the market. Peddlers wheeling small carts push their way through, shouting loudly. Nearby, a group of dwarves argue heatedly with a local merchant. You also see some manna bread, a squalid canvas pavilion, an old barrel with an old sorrel snood on it, the Belts booth, the Small Blades stand, the Muffinsmith's stall and a wooden bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Lady Orpius, Stalgart
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west

Orpius softly says, "Now if you could think that would be an accomplishment of some sort."

You say, "You should better control her mouth, sir."
l
You nod to Stalgart.

You say, "She thinks she's clever."

Ahmarante smiles charmingly.

Stalgart glances at you.

Duskk just arrived.

Speaking softly to you, Orpius says, "I know I am."

You put a fresh orchid in your short coat.

Orpius chuckles.

Speaking softly to you, Orpius says, "Do not make me hush your mouth missy as I do not think you would like it."

You say, "Woman, you could not silence me even in my death."

Stalgart casually observes his surroundings.

You say, "So, please."

Stalgart looks closely at your silk corset.

You say, "Concern yourself with something else."

Orpius looks thoughtfully at you.

The dim aura fades from around Orpius.
>
Orpius appears less confident.
>
The brilliant aura fades away from Orpius.
>
The opalescent aura fades from around Orpius.
>
Orpius softly says, "Aye you are right there is no way to silence filth."

You say, "As you make proof."

You gesture dramatically with one gloved hand.

You say, "Alas."

You say, "Your wit astounds."
>
Rukkuz sits down.

Orpius chuckles to herself.

You smile quietly to yourself.
>
Rukkuz yawns.
>l
[Solhaven, North Market]
The crush of the crowd is almost overwhelming here in the center of the market. Peddlers wheeling small carts push their way through, shouting loudly. Nearby, a group of dwarves argue heatedly with a local merchant. You also see some manna bread, a squalid canvas pavilion, an old barrel with an old sorrel snood on it, the Belts booth, the Small Blades stand, the Muffinsmith's stall and a wooden bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Rukkuz who is sitting, Lady Orpius, Stalgart
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west
>
Stalgart says, "You are rather lovely.....surely we can speak of such issues in private."
>
Rukkuz leans against a wooden bench.

You say, "He must be speaking to you."

You nod to Rukkuz.
>
Orpius softly says, "At least I have wit."
>look ru
You see Rukkuz.
He appears to be a Half-Krolvin.
He is taller than average and appears to be very young. He has piercing dark sea green eyes and blue-grey skin. He has shoulder length, frizzy blue-black hair with a white streak running through it. He has an unshaven face, a broken nose and bushy sideburns.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a blood-stained white cotton shirt, some scorched double leather, some tattered pants, a serpent skin harness slung over his shoulder, an old patched leather cloak, a hide belt, a ripped canvas pouch, some black leather boots, and a crystal amulet.

You say, "Lord knows he has poor taste in females."
>
Rukkuz says, "I know he id but best not provoke kissy man."
>
Rukkuz nods.
>
Rukkuz says, "I's too pretty tah resist anywho."

You ask, "Oh you were saying?"

Speaking to Orpius, Stalgart says, "Let us go my love."

You say, "You had wit."

You grin at Orpius.

You say, "Yes.. hurry along."

You adopt an agreeable expression.

[Orp]

Syyre recites softly:

"Whisper to me for a cast each of dims (80+ min) and powerful look (140+ minutes)"

[Winter's Kiss]

Why does that not surprise me about Stalgart and Orpius.. It really doesn't. Those two are meant for each other.

[Allereli]

Syyre recites softly:

"Whisper to me for a cast each of dims (80+ min) and powerful look (140+ minutes)"

shouldn't this go into the bad folder?

[Khariz]

Sorrow strikes again:

You ask, "He's rank what 18? 19?"
s>
You grin at Vandele.
s>
Your vaalorn sword emits a low, curdling moan.
s>
Foogly quietly says, "Hehehe that's kinda sick."
s>
Vandele says, "I think i am on last one."
s>
Foogly quietly says, "So fast...."
s>
Foogly nods to Vandele.
s>
Foogly quietly asks, "Faster than Chazym?"
s>
You say, "No."
s>
You say, "Chazym did it in like 48 hours."
>
Vandele says, "Im not that OCD."
s>
Vandele chuckles.
s>
There is a faint beating from the troll heart inside the necklace you wear.
s>
Vandele mutters tsin.
s>
Your vaalorn sword wails in disgust.
s>
Vandele laughs!
>
You say, "Hahahahahaha."
s>
Vandele laughs!
s>
Foogly laughs at you!
s>
Vandele nods to you.
s>
Foogly quietly says, "Nice sword."
>
You say, "Ahahahahahahaahahahaha."
s>
Vandele nods.
s>
Vandele nods.

[TommyWill]

Kireq and Revon got into a bit of an argument and a fight together. So here is the script of the after-math, kind of funny.



Kireq deeply say, "In truth I only picked the fight because I heard you had spoken ill of m'lady."
>
Revon deeply says, "Yollia needs to perish."
>
Revon deeply asks, "Who is that?"
>
Kireq deeply say, "Solarbie."
>
Revon seems to slow down and become a bit less nimble.
>
Revon deeply asks, "Eh?"
>
Revon scratches his head.
>
Kireq deeply say, "She said you had called her a wench a while back."
>
Revon deeply asks, "Is she a wench?"
>
Kireq deeply say, "No."
>
Revon deeply says, "Ok then."
>
Revon deeply says, "Problame solved."
>

[Orp]

Moraithi [General]: "For your picking needs, a locksmith shits with no lines, no fuss."