Bought an iPhone? Paid too much? Sue for $1 MILLION!

[Celephais]

http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/34141/118/

New York (NY) - A woman from Queens is filing a hefty lawsuit, claiming the price cut hurt her so much she deserves $1 million in damages.

Dongmei Li says Apple violated price discrimination laws with its significant price cut in less than three months after the product's debut.

The 8 GB iPhone launched in June at a price of around $600. Just two months later Apple decided to lop off $200. It also decided to nix a lower capacity, 4 GB model.

Apple extended an offer for a $100 credit to anyone who purchased the 8 GB phone at its additional price. The company's return policy also allowed anyone who purchased it within 14 days before the price cut to get a full refund of the $200 difference.

Li says that is not enough, though. She purchased the 4 GB model and thus did not receive any kind of refund or credit like those who bought the more expensive device. According to the lawsuit she is now unable to resell the phone for the same kind of return as those who bought the iPhone after the price cut.

Li's suit also includes AT&T, the exclusive service provider of the iPhone. Li claims the two-year contract requirement also constitutes unfair business practices.

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I couldn't get past "Dongmei"

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

What a waste of everyone's time. The lawyer that filed the suit and the woman should both be fined a shitload and kicked to the curb.

[Sean of the Thread]

for fucks sake

[Blazing247]

Please change title to "woman decides she doesnt want to work for a living and wastes everyone's time".

[CrystalTears]

:wtf2:

[Sean of the Thread]

YEAH DUMB WOMEN!




wtf

[Some Rogue]

YEAH DUMB WOMEN!




wtf

This is what happens when you give them shoes and let them out of the kitchen.

[CrystalTears]

This is what happens when you give them shoes and let them out of the kitchen.
And let them vote. :D

[Some Rogue]

And let them vote. :D


And teach them to read.

[Celephais]

And teach them to read.
Or how to paddle boats.

[TheEschaton]

I don't understand how she can argue she can't resell the phone at a reasonable resale price, when she signed a contract binding her to two years of service and forbids her from selling it as a third party vendor (at least, that's what most cell phone contracts say).

-TheE-

[Celephais]

I don't understand how she can argue she can't resell the phone at a reasonable resale price, when she signed a contract binding her to two years of service and forbids her from selling it as a third party vendor (at least, that's what most cell phone contracts say).

-TheE-
Stop taking this seriously and start making fun of gender and ethnicity, ASAP.

[CrystalTears]

Or how to paddle boats.
:lol: Fucker!

[Parkbandit]

Let me just say.. I hope she wins.

I will be sueing ALOT of fucking companies for ALOT of items I purchased.. only to see the price go down later on.

And Lawyers wonder why we believe them to be the bottom scum in the pond of life.

[Tolwynn]

Then there's the douche suing over the battery life, too, as if he's never, ever used a product with a rechargeable battery before.

http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/33463/118/

Of course, if they keep these retarded lawsuits coming fast and furious, at least they won't have to worry about prices coming down on products any further.

[Some Rogue]

I guess there is one thing it's ok for them to read

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/the-good-wifes-guide-1.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/the-good-wifes-guide-2.jpg

[Warriorbird]

Best guide ever.

[Stanley Burrell]

I guess there is one thing it's ok for them to read

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/the-good-wifes-guide-1.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/the-good-wifes-guide-2.jpg

Where the hell is bend over at least nine times daily and take it in any and all orifices WHILE cooking and cleaning + especially un-shoe-ing me?

Stupid 1950s standards issues :rtfm:

P.S. Is that thing actually for real?

[Celephais]

I'm going to print that out... thank you.

[Aenstaas]

WOW! Stay out all night hun, no problem you had a tough day at work! Hell, I think you deserve a few prostitutes too!

[senorgordoburro]

There was a Penthouse or Hustler that came out like a year ago that had to guide telling women how to be a good wife. It was hilarious, and if I wasn't unsing a military computer I would find it and post it up here. But one of you should.....

[Sean of the Thread]

You would know that.

I haven't looked at a hustler since I was in the USMC.... oh wait.

[Solkern]

this thread delivers